Damien Leone's TERRIFIER (2017, PLEX).On hindsight, girlfriends shouldn't have split up.ORBeing chased/stalked by Art "Saw X."
The Boogens(1981 Dir. James L Conway)Dog training budget higher than monster budget
THE POPE'S EXORCIST (2023, NETFLIX)."Tonight, on a very special 'Property Brothers'....ORNo Russell Crowe on-screen? 'Non mi interessa!'
Hausu, Hobuhiko Obayashi, 1977Love the house. Can I move in?
The Exorcist III, William Peter Blatty, 1990Scott Wilson smoking is a specific mood.
There's Something Wrong With The Children (2023, Dir. Roxanne Benjamin)Kids always bug out on family vacations.
Office Killer (1997 dir Cindy Sherman)Feels like a lost Tobe Hooper movie
Child’s Play (1988)Breakfast in bed: Cutest moment in horror
I have some catch-up to do on this site - I've posted some reviews on Twitter, but Mikko said only the posts here count (and X sucks). My personal goal is to watch 3 movies from every anniversary year, starting in 1933. Here we go:Mystery of the Wax Museum (1933 - Michael Curtiz)Warning: Financial crisis can lead to meltdown.
The Invisible Man (1933 - James Whale)Founder of the angry dicks out club.
The Son of Kong (1933 - Ernest B. Schoedsack)Lil' Kong feat. The Apes - Family Drama
I Walked with a Zombie (1943 - Jacques Tourneur)White people remember colonialism: "ThAt WaS ScArY"
The Seventh Victim (1943 - Mark Robson)Spoiler: satanist club eventually left her hanging.
Phantom of the Opera (1943 - Arthur Lubin)Dropping acid way earlier than I thought.
House of Wax (1953 - André de Toth)I'd call some 3D effects pretty 'ballsy'.
It Came from Outer Space (1953 - Jack Arnold)It Came from outer Space... and left.OROne of the friendliest alien invasions ever.
The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms (1953 - Eugène Lourié)Roland Emmerich actually remade this in 1998.ORAtomic age: Radiation is problem AND solution.
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023)...and Ned Beatty as Winnie the Pooh!
Waxwork II: Lost in Time (1992)Has one random-ass Drew Barrymore cameo
Jigsaw (2017, dir. Michael & Peter Spierig)John Kramer performed a temporal pincer movement.
Well done, sir!
A Quiet Place (2018 Blu)Original Ending: Aliens defeated by Sam Kinison
HAUNTED MANSION (2023) Sorry, but the Muppets did it better.
Saw X (2023)Why Amanda be lookin like Mr. Spock?
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Second worst mess made in Depp's bed
Saw (2004) Three Men and a Little Dull Tool
Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021, dir. Dannen Lynn Bousman)Chris Rock's fantastic vision in chilling detail.
Dracula (1979)The desaturated version is really goddamn ugly!
Saw: 3D (2010, dir. Kevin Greutert)If artificial intelligence made a Saw film.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)Gal's gotta know how to get ahead.
Flatliners (1990)Superior Schumacher and Sutherland Spooky Season Cinema
My Boyfriend’s Back (1993) dir. Bob BalabanWhoda thunk Hoffman’d outperform Lowery? Everyone. OrJust eat her already for fucks sake.
CAM (2018) You have to tip extra for doppelganger.
Creepshow (1982)Roaches, crates, drownings, meteors, and daddy issues.OrIt's just cake, Dad. Maybe lighten up.
THE PASSING (1983, Dir. John Huckert) Wrenched him, damn that cat killed him!------Just some stolen pajamas between old buddies!------Hannibal served brain, Ernie had cat food...
Leprechaun (1992)Is this the one with the Ewoks?
The Invisible Ray (1936, dir. Lambert Hillyer)Bela Lugosi is great as Karloff's sidekick.
VAMPIRE HOOKERS (1978) Good: Title. Bad: Pretty much everything else.
Orphan: First KillWe really needed an Esther origin story.
Graveyard ShiftKryptonite for the Djinn: Giant Rat Monster.
Halloween Ends (2022)Chekov's grinder and cherry blossoms: Fin
The Night Eats the World(2018) Well thats one way to social distance
Strangeland (1998)Sure fire way to lure Patreon subscribers
Totally Killer (2023)Sorta kind very nearly almost totally killer.
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-Phantasm (1979)So? Amazon's been doing this for years.
Pet Sematary: Bloodlines (2023)Himbo Jud Crandall - sure that'll fix it!
The Last ExorcismFound this hilarious as an ex Catholic.
Saw X (2023)Betcha can't name a better ninth sequel
The Exorcist (1973, new 4k disc)Catholic Church still worse than the demon.
TIN AND TINA (2023) They wouldn’t last two seconds against Esther.
It (1990)Scariest thing in movie, Richard Thomas' ponytail.
-House on Haunted Hill (1959)Many xenomorphs died to fill this bath...
Pet Sematary: Bloodlines (2023)Sometimes... leaving the IP alone is bettuh
-Crimson Peak (2015)The sight of Allerdale Hall carries tuberculosis.
WITHOUT WARNING (1980, Dir. Greydon Clark) Landau and Palance easily outweird the aliens
R.L. STINE’S ZOMBIE TOWN (2023) Nobody tell King that Stine used “deadlights.”
PhenomenaOh, so that's "monkey with a knife"
Contracted (2013)What are a few maggots between friends?
Totally KillerInto the "comedy plot in horror" trend
V/H/S: Viral (2014)The greatest evil ever imagined, a magician!
The Exorcist: BelieverI believe I should have stayed home.
Escape Room (2019)Wootan Yu ain't nothing to fuck with.
Totally Killer(2023 Dir Nahnatchka Khan)Fun but doesn't Mcfly into classics territory
TOTALLY KILLER (2023):Shipka’s ten feet taller than this movie.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)I know what I won't watch again.
Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)They were sure Hitchcock would love this
Saw (2004)WhannELL? BELL? ELwes? Seriously... What the Ell?
Orphan: First Kill (2022)"How do you do, fellow kids?" - Isabelle
The Wolf Man (1941)Everyone too chill about the peeping Tom
The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999)Emily Bergl really Carries this thing, eh?
Mr. Boogedy (1986 dir. Oz Scott)I missed fast-forwarding through 1986 TV commercials.
EVILSPEAK (1981, Dir. Eric Weston) Apple II can also translate the necronomicon
Pet Sematary: Bloodlines (2023, Dir. Lindsey Beer). Sometimes, this franchise staying dead is better.
Trick ‘r Treat (2007) dir. Mike DoughertyMight still go to party in woods.
Review count for day 9: 75Review total after day 9: 616
Gremlins 2 : The New Batch (1990)Half the country would vote for Clamp.
Damien Leone's TERRIFIER (2017, PLEX).
ReplyDeleteOn hindsight, girlfriends shouldn't have split up.
OR
Being chased/stalked by Art "Saw X."
The Boogens(1981 Dir. James L Conway)
ReplyDeleteDog training budget higher than monster budget
THE POPE'S EXORCIST (2023, NETFLIX).
ReplyDelete"Tonight, on a very special 'Property Brothers'....
OR
No Russell Crowe on-screen? 'Non mi interessa!'
Hausu, Hobuhiko Obayashi, 1977
ReplyDeleteLove the house. Can I move in?
The Exorcist III, William Peter Blatty, 1990
ReplyDeleteScott Wilson smoking is a specific mood.
There's Something Wrong With The Children (2023, Dir. Roxanne Benjamin)
ReplyDeleteKids always bug out on family vacations.
Office Killer (1997 dir Cindy Sherman)
ReplyDeleteFeels like a lost Tobe Hooper movie
Child’s Play (1988)
ReplyDeleteBreakfast in bed: Cutest moment in horror
I have some catch-up to do on this site - I've posted some reviews on Twitter, but Mikko said only the posts here count (and X sucks). My personal goal is to watch 3 movies from every anniversary year, starting in 1933. Here we go:
ReplyDeleteMystery of the Wax Museum (1933 - Michael Curtiz)
Warning: Financial crisis can lead to meltdown.
The Invisible Man (1933 - James Whale)
ReplyDeleteFounder of the angry dicks out club.
The Son of Kong (1933 - Ernest B. Schoedsack)
ReplyDeleteLil' Kong feat. The Apes - Family Drama
I Walked with a Zombie (1943 - Jacques Tourneur)
ReplyDeleteWhite people remember colonialism: "ThAt WaS ScArY"
The Seventh Victim (1943 - Mark Robson)
ReplyDeleteSpoiler: satanist club eventually left her hanging.
Phantom of the Opera (1943 - Arthur Lubin)
ReplyDeleteDropping acid way earlier than I thought.
House of Wax (1953 - André de Toth)
ReplyDeleteI'd call some 3D effects pretty 'ballsy'.
It Came from Outer Space (1953 - Jack Arnold)
ReplyDeleteIt Came from outer Space... and left.
OR
One of the friendliest alien invasions ever.
The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms (1953 - Eugène Lourié)
ReplyDeleteRoland Emmerich actually remade this in 1998.
OR
Atomic age: Radiation is problem AND solution.
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023)
ReplyDelete...and Ned Beatty as Winnie the Pooh!
Waxwork II: Lost in Time (1992)
ReplyDeleteHas one random-ass Drew Barrymore cameo
Jigsaw (2017, dir. Michael & Peter Spierig)
ReplyDeleteJohn Kramer performed a temporal pincer movement.
Well done, sir!
DeleteA Quiet Place (2018 Blu)
ReplyDeleteOriginal Ending: Aliens defeated by Sam Kinison
HAUNTED MANSION (2023)
ReplyDeleteSorry, but the Muppets did it better.
Saw X (2023)
ReplyDeleteWhy Amanda be lookin like Mr. Spock?
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
ReplyDeleteSecond worst mess made in Depp's bed
Saw (2004)
ReplyDeleteThree Men and a Little Dull Tool
Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021, dir. Dannen Lynn Bousman)
ReplyDeleteChris Rock's fantastic vision in chilling detail.
Dracula (1979)
ReplyDeleteThe desaturated version is really goddamn ugly!
Saw: 3D (2010, dir. Kevin Greutert)
ReplyDeleteIf artificial intelligence made a Saw film.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
ReplyDeleteGal's gotta know how to get ahead.
Flatliners (1990)
ReplyDeleteSuperior Schumacher and Sutherland Spooky Season Cinema
My Boyfriend’s Back (1993) dir. Bob Balaban
ReplyDeleteWhoda thunk Hoffman’d outperform Lowery? Everyone.
Or
Just eat her already for fucks sake.
CAM (2018)
ReplyDeleteYou have to tip extra for doppelganger.
Creepshow (1982)
ReplyDeleteRoaches, crates, drownings, meteors, and daddy issues.
Or
It's just cake, Dad. Maybe lighten up.
THE PASSING (1983, Dir. John Huckert)
ReplyDeleteWrenched him, damn that cat killed him!
------
Just some stolen pajamas between old buddies!
------
Hannibal served brain, Ernie had cat food...
Leprechaun (1992)
ReplyDeleteIs this the one with the Ewoks?
The Invisible Ray (1936, dir. Lambert Hillyer)
ReplyDeleteBela Lugosi is great as Karloff's sidekick.
VAMPIRE HOOKERS (1978)
ReplyDeleteGood: Title.
Bad: Pretty much everything else.
Orphan: First Kill
ReplyDeleteWe really needed an Esther origin story.
Graveyard Shift
ReplyDeleteKryptonite for the Djinn: Giant Rat Monster.
Halloween Ends (2022)
ReplyDeleteChekov's grinder and cherry blossoms: Fin
The Night Eats the World(2018) Well thats one way to social distance
ReplyDeleteStrangeland (1998)
ReplyDeleteSure fire way to lure Patreon subscribers
Totally Killer (2023)
ReplyDeleteSorta kind very nearly almost totally killer.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDelete-Phantasm (1979)
ReplyDeleteSo? Amazon's been doing this for years.
Pet Sematary: Bloodlines (2023)
ReplyDeleteHimbo Jud Crandall - sure that'll fix it!
The Last Exorcism
ReplyDeleteFound this hilarious as an ex Catholic.
Saw X (2023)
ReplyDeleteBetcha can't name a better ninth sequel
The Exorcist (1973, new 4k disc)
ReplyDeleteCatholic Church still worse than the demon.
TIN AND TINA (2023)
ReplyDeleteThey wouldn’t last two seconds against Esther.
It (1990)
ReplyDeleteScariest thing in movie, Richard Thomas' ponytail.
-House on Haunted Hill (1959)
ReplyDeleteMany xenomorphs died to fill this bath...
Pet Sematary: Bloodlines (2023)
ReplyDeleteSometimes... leaving the IP alone is bettuh
-Crimson Peak (2015)
ReplyDeleteThe sight of Allerdale Hall carries tuberculosis.
WITHOUT WARNING (1980, Dir. Greydon Clark)
ReplyDeleteLandau and Palance easily outweird the aliens
R.L. STINE’S ZOMBIE TOWN (2023)
ReplyDeleteNobody tell King that Stine used “deadlights.”
Phenomena
ReplyDeleteOh, so that's "monkey with a knife"
Contracted (2013)
ReplyDeleteWhat are a few maggots between friends?
Totally Killer
ReplyDeleteInto the "comedy plot in horror" trend
V/H/S: Viral (2014)
ReplyDeleteThe greatest evil ever imagined, a magician!
The Exorcist: Believer
ReplyDeleteI believe I should have stayed home.
Escape Room (2019)
ReplyDeleteWootan Yu ain't nothing to fuck with.
Totally Killer(2023 Dir Nahnatchka Khan)
ReplyDeleteFun but doesn't Mcfly into classics territory
TOTALLY KILLER (2023):
ReplyDeleteShipka’s ten feet taller than this movie.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
ReplyDeleteI know what I won't watch again.
Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)
ReplyDeleteThey were sure Hitchcock would love this
Saw (2004)
ReplyDeleteWhannELL? BELL? ELwes? Seriously... What the Ell?
Orphan: First Kill (2022)
ReplyDelete"How do you do, fellow kids?" - Isabelle
The Wolf Man (1941)
ReplyDeleteEveryone too chill about the peeping Tom
The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999)
ReplyDeleteEmily Bergl really Carries this thing, eh?
Mr. Boogedy (1986 dir. Oz Scott)
ReplyDeleteI missed fast-forwarding through 1986 TV commercials.
EVILSPEAK (1981, Dir. Eric Weston)
ReplyDeleteApple II can also translate the necronomicon
Pet Sematary: Bloodlines (2023, Dir. Lindsey Beer).
ReplyDeleteSometimes, this franchise staying dead is better.
Trick ‘r Treat (2007) dir. Mike Dougherty
ReplyDeleteMight still go to party in woods.
Review count for day 9: 75
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 9: 616
Gremlins 2 : The New Batch (1990)
ReplyDeleteHalf the country would vote for Clamp.