Monday, October 9, 2023

2023 Scary Movie Challenge Day 9

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  1. Damien Leone's TERRIFIER (2017, PLEX).

    On hindsight, girlfriends shouldn't have split up.

    OR

    Being chased/stalked by Art "Saw X."

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  2. The Boogens(1981 Dir. James L Conway)

    Dog training budget higher than monster budget

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  3. THE POPE'S EXORCIST (2023, NETFLIX).

    "Tonight, on a very special 'Property Brothers'....

    OR

    No Russell Crowe on-screen? 'Non mi interessa!'

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  4. Hausu, Hobuhiko Obayashi, 1977

    Love the house. Can I move in?

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  5. The Exorcist III, William Peter Blatty, 1990

    Scott Wilson smoking is a specific mood.

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  6. There's Something Wrong With The Children (2023, Dir. Roxanne Benjamin)

    Kids always bug out on family vacations.

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  7. Office Killer (1997 dir Cindy Sherman)
    Feels like a lost Tobe Hooper movie

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  8. Child’s Play (1988)

    Breakfast in bed: Cutest moment in horror

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  9. I have some catch-up to do on this site - I've posted some reviews on Twitter, but Mikko said only the posts here count (and X sucks). My personal goal is to watch 3 movies from every anniversary year, starting in 1933. Here we go:

    Mystery of the Wax Museum (1933 - Michael Curtiz)

    Warning: Financial crisis can lead to meltdown.

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  10. The Invisible Man (1933 - James Whale)

    Founder of the angry dicks out club.

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  11. The Son of Kong (1933 - Ernest B. Schoedsack)

    Lil' Kong feat. The Apes - Family Drama

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  12. I Walked with a Zombie (1943 - Jacques Tourneur)

    White people remember colonialism: "ThAt WaS ScArY"

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  13. The Seventh Victim (1943 - Mark Robson)

    Spoiler: satanist club eventually left her hanging.

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  14. Phantom of the Opera (1943 - Arthur Lubin)

    Dropping acid way earlier than I thought.

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  15. House of Wax (1953 - André de Toth)

    I'd call some 3D effects pretty 'ballsy'.

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  16. It Came from Outer Space (1953 - Jack Arnold)

    It Came from outer Space... and left.

    OR

    One of the friendliest alien invasions ever.

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  17. The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms (1953 - Eugène Lourié)

    Roland Emmerich actually remade this in 1998.

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    Atomic age: Radiation is problem AND solution.

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  18. Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023)

    ...and Ned Beatty as Winnie the Pooh!

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  19. Waxwork II: Lost in Time (1992)
    Has one random-ass Drew Barrymore cameo

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  20. Jigsaw (2017, dir. Michael & Peter Spierig)

    John Kramer performed a temporal pincer movement.

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  21. A Quiet Place (2018 Blu)

    Original Ending: Aliens defeated by Sam Kinison

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  22. HAUNTED MANSION (2023)

    Sorry, but the Muppets did it better.

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  23. Saw X (2023)

    Why Amanda be lookin like Mr. Spock?

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  24. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    Second worst mess made in Depp's bed

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  25. Saw (2004)

    Three Men and a Little Dull Tool

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  26. Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021, dir. Dannen Lynn Bousman)

    Chris Rock's fantastic vision in chilling detail.

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  27. Dracula (1979)

    The desaturated version is really goddamn ugly!

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  28. Saw: 3D (2010, dir. Kevin Greutert)

    If artificial intelligence made a Saw film.

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  29. Sleepy Hollow (1999)

    Gal's gotta know how to get ahead.

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  30. Flatliners (1990)

    Superior Schumacher and Sutherland Spooky Season Cinema

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  31. My Boyfriend’s Back (1993) dir. Bob Balaban

    Whoda thunk Hoffman’d outperform Lowery? Everyone.

    Or

    Just eat her already for fucks sake.

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  32. CAM (2018)

    You have to tip extra for doppelganger.

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  33. Creepshow (1982)

    Roaches, crates, drownings, meteors, and daddy issues.

    Or

    It's just cake, Dad. Maybe lighten up.

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  34. THE PASSING (1983, Dir. John Huckert)

    Wrenched him, damn that cat killed him!
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    Just some stolen pajamas between old buddies!
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    Hannibal served brain, Ernie had cat food...

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  35. Leprechaun (1992)

    Is this the one with the Ewoks?

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  36. The Invisible Ray (1936, dir. Lambert Hillyer)

    Bela Lugosi is great as Karloff's sidekick.

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  37. VAMPIRE HOOKERS (1978)

    Good: Title.
    Bad: Pretty much everything else.

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  38. Orphan: First Kill

    We really needed an Esther origin story.

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  39. Graveyard Shift

    Kryptonite for the Djinn: Giant Rat Monster.

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  40. Halloween Ends (2022)
    Chekov's grinder and cherry blossoms: Fin

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  41. The Night Eats the World(2018) Well thats one way to social distance

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  42. Strangeland (1998)

    Sure fire way to lure Patreon subscribers

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  43. Totally Killer (2023)
    Sorta kind very nearly almost totally killer.

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  45. -Phantasm (1979)
    So? Amazon's been doing this for years.

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  46. Pet Sematary: Bloodlines (2023)

    Himbo Jud Crandall - sure that'll fix it!

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  47. The Last Exorcism

    Found this hilarious as an ex Catholic.

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  48. Saw X (2023)

    Betcha can't name a better ninth sequel

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  49. The Exorcist (1973, new 4k disc)

    Catholic Church still worse than the demon.

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  50. TIN AND TINA (2023)

    They wouldn’t last two seconds against Esther.

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  51. It (1990)

    Scariest thing in movie, Richard Thomas' ponytail.

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  52. -House on Haunted Hill (1959)
    Many xenomorphs died to fill this bath...

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  53. Pet Sematary: Bloodlines (2023)
    Sometimes... leaving the IP alone is bettuh

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  54. -Crimson Peak (2015)
    The sight of Allerdale Hall carries tuberculosis.

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  55. WITHOUT WARNING (1980, Dir. Greydon Clark)

    Landau and Palance easily outweird the aliens

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  56. R.L. STINE’S ZOMBIE TOWN (2023)

    Nobody tell King that Stine used “deadlights.”

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  57. Phenomena

    Oh, so that's "monkey with a knife"

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  58. Contracted (2013)

    What are a few maggots between friends?

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  59. Totally Killer

    Into the "comedy plot in horror" trend

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  60. V/H/S: Viral (2014)

    The greatest evil ever imagined, a magician!

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  61. The Exorcist: Believer

    I believe I should have stayed home.

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  62. Escape Room (2019)

    Wootan Yu ain't nothing to fuck with.

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  63. Totally Killer(2023 Dir Nahnatchka Khan)

    Fun but doesn't Mcfly into classics territory

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  64. TOTALLY KILLER (2023):

    Shipka’s ten feet taller than this movie.

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  65. I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)

    I know what I won't watch again.

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  66. Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)

    They were sure Hitchcock would love this

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  67. Saw (2004)

    WhannELL? BELL? ELwes? Seriously... What the Ell?

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  68. Orphan: First Kill (2022)

    "How do you do, fellow kids?" - Isabelle

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  69. The Wolf Man (1941)

    Everyone too chill about the peeping Tom

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  70. The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999)

    Emily Bergl really Carries this thing, eh?

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  71. Mr. Boogedy (1986 dir. Oz Scott)

    I missed fast-forwarding through 1986 TV commercials.

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  72. EVILSPEAK (1981, Dir. Eric Weston)

    Apple II can also translate the necronomicon

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  73. Pet Sematary: Bloodlines (2023, Dir. Lindsey Beer).

    Sometimes, this franchise staying dead is better.

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  74. Trick ‘r Treat (2007) dir. Mike Dougherty

    Might still go to party in woods.

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  75. Review count for day 9: 75
    Review total after day 9: 616

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  76. Gremlins 2 : The New Batch (1990)

    Half the country would vote for Clamp.

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