Nobuhiko Ôbayashi's HOUSE, aka HAUSU (1977, CRITERION BLU-RAY).Strangest "Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon" episode ever.ORSam Raimi-esque before Raimi's own "Evil Dead."
A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)Oh, I get it...puberty as subtext!
John Grissmer's BLOOD RAGE (1987, ARROW BLU-RAY).--'Louise Lasser's menstruating?'--"It's not cranberry sauce."ORPatrick Bateman Junior, ♫Taking Care of Business♫
Poltergeist (1982)Glad that's over, everybody back inside now.
Enemy (2013, Dir. Denis Villeneuve)Walked in on your wife doing WHAT?!
Under The Skin (2013 - Jonathan Glazer)The Beach Baby broke me so bad.ORNot Johansson: "They sucked his brains out"
VAMPIRE CIRCUS (1972) This movie’s amazing. We can agree, right?
The Loved Ones (2009)Daddy-daughter time..... with sex and drill
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FROM BEYOND (1986) I wish I had a forehead antenna.
It Chapter 2 (Dir by Andy Muschietti)Amazing cast! Also James Ransome and Jay Ryan orFlashback scare, real scare, repeat. It dies.
Lake Mungo (2008) dir. Joel AndersonThere’s one ghost less scary than Affleck.
Unwelcome (2022)This ain't your daddy's leprechaun horror movie.
Night Of The Hunted (2023)In this world gasoline is apparently odorless?
Willow Creek (2013) dir. Bobcat GoldwaithTen minutes Blair Witch, rest bad Gong Show.
COBWEB (2023) Twitter: “Fun Halloween movie!” Me: Overwhelming dread.
Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark (2019)Nope, I tried. Still don’t like it.
House of Wax (2005)Paris Hilton impaled by spear? That's hot.
Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983)Dir: Jack ClaytonI miss this type of “kids” movie.
Don't Look Now (1973, dir. Nicolas Roeg)Hard to watch a movie without looking.
Underwater (2020, dir. William Eubank)They covered it, so I rewatched it.
Funny Games (1997) dir. Michael HanekeWhy you never fear thinking “fuck politeness.”orProves white-gloved anybody should be brained.
-Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)Better movie if Gizmo watched Cobra instead.
High Tension (2003) dir. Alexandre AjaLori Petty got the rusty truck from…?
DRACULA AND SON (1976) Not an accurate adaptation of Monster Mash.
Jigsaw (2017)What if killer was... vigilante law enforcement?!Spiral (2021)What if killer was... vigilante law enforcement?!OrWho spilled these traps in insufferable stand-up?
-Young Frankenstein (1974)"Enormous schwanzstucker" was in Shelley's first draft.
UNDERWATER (2020) Only thing missing is Andrew Ryan’s speeches.
SCREAM (1996):Some way, somehow, it’s still massively underrated.
Underwater (2020) dir. William EubankAll killer. No filler. Undersea monster drillers.
Demons 2 (1986 Shudder (TLDI))Zombie University Drama Club Performs The Raid
Deadly Blessing (1981)It's just another ordinary slashe..........wait.......WHAT?!?
The Blair Witch Project (1999)It was Guaranteed in Stock at Blockbuster
The Devil's Candy (2015)Oneders bassist got ripped and started painting
The Intruder (2019)90s throwback thriller! Jack Torrance sells Overlook.
BARBARIAN (2022) An age undreamt of... in this basement.
The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)Why trombone bayonet if you can't play?
Underwater (2020)Being trapped with TJ Miller is scary
The Power (2021. Dir. Corinna Faith). I liked the concept, not the execution.
Tales from the Hood (1995)Listen up children. Crypt Keeper got woke.
Review count for day 25: 40Review total after day 25: 1414
Nobuhiko Ôbayashi's HOUSE, aka HAUSU (1977, CRITERION BLU-RAY).
ReplyDeleteStrangest "Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon" episode ever.
OR
Sam Raimi-esque before Raimi's own "Evil Dead."
A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)
ReplyDeleteOh, I get it...puberty as subtext!
John Grissmer's BLOOD RAGE (1987, ARROW BLU-RAY).
ReplyDelete--'Louise Lasser's menstruating?'
--"It's not cranberry sauce."
OR
Patrick Bateman Junior, ♫Taking Care of Business♫
Poltergeist (1982)
ReplyDeleteGlad that's over, everybody back inside now.
Enemy (2013, Dir. Denis Villeneuve)
ReplyDeleteWalked in on your wife doing WHAT?!
Under The Skin (2013 - Jonathan Glazer)
ReplyDeleteThe Beach Baby broke me so bad.
OR
Not Johansson: "They sucked his brains out"
VAMPIRE CIRCUS (1972)
ReplyDeleteThis movie’s amazing. We can agree, right?
The Loved Ones (2009)
ReplyDeleteDaddy-daughter time..... with sex and drill
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteFROM BEYOND (1986)
ReplyDeleteI wish I had a forehead antenna.
It Chapter 2 (Dir by Andy Muschietti)
ReplyDeleteAmazing cast! Also James Ransome and Jay Ryan
or
Flashback scare, real scare, repeat. It dies.
Lake Mungo (2008) dir. Joel Anderson
ReplyDeleteThere’s one ghost less scary than Affleck.
Unwelcome (2022)
ReplyDeleteThis ain't your daddy's leprechaun horror movie.
Night Of The Hunted (2023)
ReplyDeleteIn this world gasoline is apparently odorless?
Willow Creek (2013) dir. Bobcat Goldwaith
ReplyDeleteTen minutes Blair Witch, rest bad Gong Show.
COBWEB (2023)
ReplyDeleteTwitter: “Fun Halloween movie!”
Me: Overwhelming dread.
Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark (2019)
ReplyDeleteNope, I tried. Still don’t like it.
House of Wax (2005)
ReplyDeleteParis Hilton impaled by spear? That's hot.
Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983)
ReplyDeleteDir: Jack Clayton
I miss this type of “kids” movie.
Don't Look Now (1973, dir. Nicolas Roeg)
ReplyDeleteHard to watch a movie without looking.
Underwater (2020, dir. William Eubank)
ReplyDeleteThey covered it, so I rewatched it.
Funny Games (1997) dir. Michael Haneke
ReplyDeleteWhy you never fear thinking “fuck politeness.”
or
Proves white-gloved anybody should be brained.
-Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
ReplyDeleteBetter movie if Gizmo watched Cobra instead.
High Tension (2003) dir. Alexandre Aja
ReplyDeleteLori Petty got the rusty truck from…?
DRACULA AND SON (1976)
ReplyDeleteNot an accurate adaptation of Monster Mash.
Jigsaw (2017)
ReplyDeleteWhat if killer was... vigilante law enforcement?!
Spiral (2021)
What if killer was... vigilante law enforcement?!
Or
Who spilled these traps in insufferable stand-up?
-Young Frankenstein (1974)
ReplyDelete"Enormous schwanzstucker" was in Shelley's first draft.
UNDERWATER (2020)
ReplyDeleteOnly thing missing is Andrew Ryan’s speeches.
SCREAM (1996):
ReplyDeleteSome way, somehow, it’s still massively underrated.
Underwater (2020) dir. William Eubank
ReplyDeleteAll killer. No filler. Undersea monster drillers.
Demons 2 (1986 Shudder (TLDI))
ReplyDeleteZombie University Drama Club Performs The Raid
Deadly Blessing (1981)
ReplyDeleteIt's just another ordinary slashe.....
.....wait....
...WHAT?!?
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
ReplyDeleteIt was Guaranteed in Stock at Blockbuster
The Devil's Candy (2015)
ReplyDeleteOneders bassist got ripped and started painting
The Intruder (2019)
ReplyDelete90s throwback thriller! Jack Torrance sells Overlook.
BARBARIAN (2022)
ReplyDeleteAn age undreamt of... in this basement.
The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)
ReplyDeleteWhy trombone bayonet if you can't play?
Underwater (2020)
ReplyDeleteBeing trapped with TJ Miller is scary
The Power (2021. Dir. Corinna Faith).
ReplyDeleteI liked the concept, not the execution.
Tales from the Hood (1995)
ReplyDeleteListen up children. Crypt Keeper got woke.
Review count for day 25: 40
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 25: 1414