MGM+ TRIPLE FEATURE!Francis Ford Coppola's DEMENTIA 13: THEATRICAL W/O PROLOGUE (1963, 75 min.).Young FFC's early influences: "Psycho," "Billy Liar."ORRoger Corman special: bland, lifeless, dull-looking Ireland. ORMore close-ups than bad daytime soap opera.
Roy Scheider and Karen Young in NIGHT GAME (1989) for the first time."Cop" + "The Fan" = throat slasher.ORChief Brody robs "Jaws... Revenge's" wife cradle.ORPino Donaggio overdoes sexy sax score... again!
Juan Piquer Simón's THE RIFT (1990) for the first time.Starts "Leviathan." Becomes "Contamination." Ends in "PIECES!"ORR. Lee Ermey, atomic toy submarine commander.ORMost stereotypical, one-dimensional black guy character... EVER!
The First Purge (2018, Dir. Gerard McMurray)I like movies with these subtle messages.
THE SUBSTANCE (2024, Dir. Coralie Fargeat)The filmmakers clearly prefer Moore, not less.
Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024)More low angles than Michael Bay marathon
THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999) Wow, 1999 was a long time ago.
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)"Wheres The Beef?"..."Always Flame Broiled Beef!"orAmazing Musical! (Origin story for band GHOST?)
The Witch (2015)Black Philip - the GOAT of horror animals?
Midsommar (2019)Still beats an ovepriced AirBnB in Stockholm.
COUNTDOWN (2019) As the saying goes, barely a movie.
Happy Death Day (2017, dir. Christopher Landon)I repeat watches hoping for different result.
The Monster Squad (1987, dir. Fred Dekker)We should have more movies from Dekker.
Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943)Don't take Talbot to Epcot's wine festivals
Black Devil Doll from Hell (1984)I think Chucky owes a royalty check
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The Invisible Man (2020, dir. Leigh Whannell)A gaslighting, invisible rock gathers no Moss.
Smile 2 (2024)This would never happen to Lady Raven.
The Wolf Man (1941)Finally get to use the word "lycanthropy."
Bone Tomahawk (2015)Soulless savages seek savory settlers for supper.
Safe to assume they split the check?
Both of these, together, win the internet today.
😂
HALLOWEENTOWN (1998) dir. Duwayne DunhamWhadaya know? It was Agatha all along.
BECKY (2020) dir. Jonathan Militt & Cary MurnionIs this a horror mov- - oooohhhh yeah.
WRATH OF BECKY (2023) dir. Matt Angel & Suzanne CooteRage, rage against Nazis of the right.
THE CRAZIES (1973):Disaster response too competent to be realistic.
Things 5 (2019)The director likes shower scenes...a lot
Werewolves WithinAll avoidable if only they had AT&T.
Tales From The Crypt : Demon Knight (1995)Guess Dick Millers favorite day on set.
The Town that Dreaded Sundown (2014)Part II Jason rolling in his grave.
Halloween (2007)Pretty good. Wait- WEIRD AL?! 10 STARS!
Ravenous (1999)Gotta admit... that stew looked really good.
THE PIT AND THE PENDULUM (1991):Dude chose bread over sex. Mad respect.
Happy Death Day (2017)I want one of these every year.
Happy Death Day 2U (2019)Just hook it right into my veins.
Annabelle Comes Home (2019)I don’t feeley-meeley so goodly-woodly
Oddity (2024)The Irish Twins Meet the Wood Man.
Suspiria (2018)Makes me feel all of the things.
Alison’s Birthday (1981)Did the Druidic Cult eat you bay-be?
Happy Death Day (2017)Becomes exponentially funnier with every flip-back.Happy Death Day (2017)Becomes exponentially funnier with every flip-back.Happy Death Day (2017)Becomes exponentially funnier with every flip-back.Happy Death Day (2017)Becomes exponentially funnier with every flip-back.Happy Death Day (2017)Becomes exponentially funnier with every flip-back.Happy Death Day (2017)Becomes exponentially funnier with every flip-back.Happy Death Day (2017)Becomes exponentially funnier with every flip-back.
😅👍
The Mummy (1932)Much like the mummy, I took nap.
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE (1986) Where is Optimus Prime during all this?
Cutting ClassAnd The World’s Perviest Principal goes to…
Creep 2 (2017)Despite Coppola references, not horror's Godfather 2.
21. [REC] 2007 (Dir. Jaume Balagueró/Paco Plaza)a) The ultimate "that one weird guy's apartment". b) What they should've done with Resident Evil...22. MONOLITH 1993 (Dir. John Eyres)HIDDEN gem, Paxton nearly GOES TO HELL!23. THE ROSARY MURDERS 1987 (Dir. Fred Walton)Cowritten by Elmore! (Leonard) Say no more!24. THE HOUSE OF EXORCISM 1975 (Dir. Mario Bava, Alfredo Leone)Telly's transition from cigarettes to lollipops BEGINS!
A Quiet Place: Day OneI’d eat bad pizza over many things.
The Wolf Man (1941)The saddest (and best?) Universal Monsters movie
Bonus review for THE ROSARY MURDERS: R rated version of Father Dowling Mysteries
Broken Lizard's Club Dread (2004)Broken Lizard are funnier than Marx Brothers
The Black Cat (1934)No jokes. Love it so goddamn much.
Doctor Sleep Directors Cut (2018 Dir. Mike Flanigan)Shining example of extended cut improving movie
Build your own Universal Monster Franchise:1. Tale of the Mummy (1998)The Mummy is basically CGI toilet paper.2. Boltneck, aka Big Monster on Campus (2000)Featuring Tale of the Mummy's Shelly Duvall.3. Ginger Snaps (2000)Perkins and Isabelle should have bigger careers.4. Dracula 2000 (2000)Stacked cast. And that's just Jeri Ryan.5. Hollow Man (2000)Shue on cable release pedal fries Bacon.
Q: The Winged Serpent (1982)You telling me that's not Bill Burr?
Nightmare on Elm Street (dir. Wes Craven 1984)A missed opportunity: Wes Craven’s Home Alone
Strange Darling (2023)Blonde was redhead? Damn my face blindness
Blood and Black Lace (1964)Peggy so hot her face is scorching
Killer Crocodile (1989)Forgetting bug spray? You deserve to die
The Collector (2009)Exterminator gonna get the worst Yelp review
Back from the Dead (1957; Dir. Charles Marquis Warren)Characters react more apathetically than I’d expect. Messiah of Evil (1973; Dirs. Willard Huyck & Gloria Katz)Sleepy movie interspersed with some genuine creepiness.
The Raven (1935)Lugosi uses Karloff to Jigsaw Pa Bailey.
Review count for day 16: 66Review total after day 16: 1017
MGM+ TRIPLE FEATURE!
ReplyDeleteFrancis Ford Coppola's DEMENTIA 13: THEATRICAL W/O PROLOGUE (1963, 75 min.).
Young FFC's early influences: "Psycho," "Billy Liar."
OR
Roger Corman special: bland, lifeless, dull-looking Ireland.
OR
More close-ups than bad daytime soap opera.
Roy Scheider and Karen Young in NIGHT GAME (1989) for the first time.
ReplyDelete"Cop" + "The Fan" = throat slasher.
OR
Chief Brody robs "Jaws... Revenge's" wife cradle.
OR
Pino Donaggio overdoes sexy sax score... again!
Juan Piquer Simón's THE RIFT (1990) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteStarts "Leviathan." Becomes "Contamination." Ends in "PIECES!"
OR
R. Lee Ermey, atomic toy submarine commander.
OR
Most stereotypical, one-dimensional black guy character... EVER!
The First Purge (2018, Dir. Gerard McMurray)
ReplyDeleteI like movies with these subtle messages.
THE SUBSTANCE (2024, Dir. Coralie Fargeat)
ReplyDeleteThe filmmakers clearly prefer Moore, not less.
Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024)
ReplyDeleteMore low angles than Michael Bay marathon
THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999)
ReplyDeleteWow, 1999 was a long time ago.
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
ReplyDelete"Wheres The Beef?"..."Always Flame Broiled Beef!"
or
Amazing Musical! (Origin story for band GHOST?)
The Witch (2015)
ReplyDeleteBlack Philip - the GOAT of horror animals?
Midsommar (2019)
ReplyDeleteStill beats an ovepriced AirBnB in Stockholm.
COUNTDOWN (2019)
ReplyDeleteAs the saying goes, barely a movie.
Happy Death Day (2017, dir. Christopher Landon)
ReplyDeleteI repeat watches hoping for different result.
The Monster Squad (1987, dir. Fred Dekker)
ReplyDeleteWe should have more movies from Dekker.
Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943)
ReplyDeleteDon't take Talbot to Epcot's wine festivals
Black Devil Doll from Hell (1984)
ReplyDeleteI think Chucky owes a royalty check
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ReplyDeleteThe Invisible Man (2020, dir. Leigh Whannell)
ReplyDeleteA gaslighting, invisible rock gathers no Moss.
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ReplyDeleteSmile 2 (2024)
ReplyDeleteThis would never happen to Lady Raven.
The Wolf Man (1941)
ReplyDeleteFinally get to use the word "lycanthropy."
Bone Tomahawk (2015)
ReplyDeleteSoulless savages seek savory settlers for supper.
Safe to assume they split the check?
DeleteBoth of these, together, win the internet today.
Delete😂
DeleteHALLOWEENTOWN (1998)
ReplyDeletedir. Duwayne Dunham
Whadaya know? It was Agatha all along.
BECKY (2020) dir. Jonathan Militt & Cary Murnion
ReplyDeleteIs this a horror mov- - oooohhhh yeah.
WRATH OF BECKY (2023)
ReplyDeletedir. Matt Angel & Suzanne Coote
Rage, rage against Nazis of the right.
THE CRAZIES (1973):
ReplyDeleteDisaster response too competent to be realistic.
Things 5 (2019)
ReplyDeleteThe director likes shower scenes...a lot
Werewolves Within
ReplyDeleteAll avoidable if only they had AT&T.
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ReplyDeleteTales From The Crypt : Demon Knight (1995)
ReplyDeleteGuess Dick Millers favorite day on set.
The Town that Dreaded Sundown (2014)
ReplyDeletePart II Jason rolling in his grave.
Halloween (2007)
ReplyDeletePretty good. Wait- WEIRD AL?! 10 STARS!
Ravenous (1999)
ReplyDeleteGotta admit... that stew looked really good.
THE PIT AND THE PENDULUM (1991):
ReplyDeleteDude chose bread over sex. Mad respect.
Happy Death Day (2017)
ReplyDeleteI want one of these every year.
Happy Death Day 2U (2019)
ReplyDeleteJust hook it right into my veins.
Annabelle Comes Home (2019)
ReplyDeleteI don’t feeley-meeley so goodly-woodly
Oddity (2024)
ReplyDeleteThe Irish Twins Meet the Wood Man.
Suspiria (2018)
ReplyDeleteMakes me feel all of the things.
Alison’s Birthday (1981)
ReplyDeleteDid the Druidic Cult eat you bay-be?
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ReplyDeleteHappy Death Day (2017)
ReplyDeleteBecomes exponentially funnier with every flip-back.
Happy Death Day (2017)
Becomes exponentially funnier with every flip-back.
Happy Death Day (2017)
Becomes exponentially funnier with every flip-back.
Happy Death Day (2017)
Becomes exponentially funnier with every flip-back.
Happy Death Day (2017)
Becomes exponentially funnier with every flip-back.
Happy Death Day (2017)
Becomes exponentially funnier with every flip-back.
Happy Death Day (2017)
Becomes exponentially funnier with every flip-back.
😅👍
DeleteThe Mummy (1932)
ReplyDeleteMuch like the mummy, I took nap.
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE (1986)
ReplyDeleteWhere is Optimus Prime during all this?
Cutting Class
ReplyDeleteAnd The World’s Perviest Principal goes to…
Creep 2 (2017)
ReplyDeleteDespite Coppola references, not horror's Godfather 2.
21. [REC] 2007 (Dir. Jaume Balagueró/Paco Plaza)
ReplyDeletea) The ultimate "that one weird guy's apartment". b) What they should've done with Resident Evil...
22. MONOLITH 1993 (Dir. John Eyres)
HIDDEN gem, Paxton nearly GOES TO HELL!
23. THE ROSARY MURDERS 1987 (Dir. Fred Walton)
Cowritten by Elmore! (Leonard) Say no more!
24. THE HOUSE OF EXORCISM 1975 (Dir. Mario Bava, Alfredo Leone)
Telly's transition from cigarettes to lollipops BEGINS!
A Quiet Place: Day One
ReplyDeleteI’d eat bad pizza over many things.
The Wolf Man (1941)
ReplyDeleteThe saddest (and best?) Universal Monsters movie
Bonus review for THE ROSARY MURDERS: R rated version of Father Dowling Mysteries
ReplyDeleteBroken Lizard's Club Dread (2004)
ReplyDeleteBroken Lizard are funnier than Marx Brothers
The Black Cat (1934)
ReplyDeleteNo jokes. Love it so goddamn much.
Doctor Sleep Directors Cut (2018 Dir. Mike Flanigan)
ReplyDeleteShining example of extended cut improving movie
Build your own Universal Monster Franchise:
ReplyDelete1. Tale of the Mummy (1998)
The Mummy is basically CGI toilet paper.
2. Boltneck, aka Big Monster on Campus (2000)
Featuring Tale of the Mummy's Shelly Duvall.
3. Ginger Snaps (2000)
Perkins and Isabelle should have bigger careers.
4. Dracula 2000 (2000)
Stacked cast. And that's just Jeri Ryan.
5. Hollow Man (2000)
Shue on cable release pedal fries Bacon.
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ReplyDeleteQ: The Winged Serpent (1982)
ReplyDeleteYou telling me that's not Bill Burr?
Nightmare on Elm Street (dir. Wes Craven 1984)
ReplyDeleteA missed opportunity: Wes Craven’s Home Alone
Strange Darling (2023)
ReplyDeleteBlonde was redhead? Damn my face blindness
Blood and Black Lace (1964)
ReplyDeletePeggy so hot her face is scorching
Killer Crocodile (1989)
ReplyDeleteForgetting bug spray? You deserve to die
The Collector (2009)
ReplyDeleteExterminator gonna get the worst Yelp review
Back from the Dead (1957; Dir. Charles Marquis Warren)
ReplyDeleteCharacters react more apathetically than I’d expect.
Messiah of Evil (1973; Dirs. Willard Huyck & Gloria Katz)
Sleepy movie interspersed with some genuine creepiness.
The Raven (1935)
ReplyDeleteLugosi uses Karloff to Jigsaw Pa Bailey.
Review count for day 16: 66
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