Ti West"s MAXXXINE (2024, MAX).Still most disappointing '24 release. 🥺😭ORThink James Wan loaned Ti "Malignant's" wardrobe?ORNever heard 'Bette Davis Eyes' before. 😍
You must have left the theater every time Kevin Bacon was on screen. And yes, Bette Davis Eyes does rule. Give it another chance.
Bacon was pretty bad, IMO. 😢The trilogy has to come as a 4K boxset soon. When they do I'll rewatch them all and give "MaXXXine" another shot. I just don't see it matching (let alone surpassing) "X" or "Pearl."
Sam Raimi's EVIL DEAD II (1987, 4K UHD).Demon searches Ash's brain while possessed. Leaves.ORHow does this cabin get electricity anyway?
Saoirse Ronan in THE OUTRUN (2024, THEATER) for the first time.Alcoholic fights inner demons, bottled-up traumatic past.ORDisappointed by lack of SEGA involvement. 😛
Smile 2 (2024)Smile demon just big cuddly cenobite puppy
Targets (1968)Early Bogdanovich. Honestly, way too real currently.
The Blob (1958)Surprised that town had midnight spooky shows
The Last Man on Earth (1964)I would've been lazier than this guy
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)One of the best 2000s horror movies
Resident Evil Welcome To Raccoon City (2021)No raccoon, and i don't feel welcome
Death Becomes Her (1992)Starring 'Hole-die' Hawn? I'll see myself out.
Scream (1996)This ain't your DAD'S...well, actually...shit.
Funsize (2012 Dir Josh Schwartz)Explanation rap needed for movies lacking popularity
The Pope's Exorcist (2023, dir. Julius Avery)Next time less exorcism, more Vespa Crowe.
Tremors: Shrieker Island (2020, dir. Don Michael Paul)In the words of CeCe Peniston: "Finally!"
Sleepaway Camp 2: Unhappy Campers (1988)Angela: Weeding out bad campers since 1983.
Scream 2Like movie, but still don’t understand Mickey.
Ready or Not (2019)2019's silliest premise is just insanely fun.
I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (1998) Wondering if “the Bahamas” was really Vancouver.
The Dunwich Horror (1970, dir. Daniel Haller)Story takes some logical leaps... quantum leaps.
SCREAM 6 (2011, Dirs. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett)Henry Czerny appearance guarantees an added star.
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Cat People (1942)Great flick, could be improved with Bowie.
Night of the Comet (1984) dir. Thom EberhardtApparently first zombie wasn’t a Val Dude.
DEMONWARP (1988) Bigfoot is really an alien? That tracks.
The Wicker Man (1973)Imagine the Coen Brothers, but more boobs.
The Shining (1980) Me: My kingdom for a big wheel!
THE BYE-BYE MAN (2017) Nothing good ever happens at a séance.
Black Friday (2021) The real monster is late stage capitalism.
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)Tarantino is creepy. His character is too
Scream 3That’s one hell of a birthday party.
Scream 4Lemon Squares, don’t mind if I do.
Cannibal Holocaust (1980)Yo dawg, herd you like unethical films
Don't Move (2024)A true showcase of old man strength.
Monster House (2006)There a quality animator in that basement?
Mads (2024)Requiem for 28 grams of red cocaine
Night of the Living Deb (2015) The feel-good zombie movie of the year!
Scream (2022)Fun movie, but these kids need depth.
Shaun of the Dead (2004)Shaun of the dead or Hot Fuzz?
Hot Fuzz (2007)Shaun of the dead or Hot Fuzz?
The Mist (2007)Hindsight (and Thomas Jane's aim) is 20/20.
The Rental (2020)Still a better rental than Barbarian house.
John Carpenter's Vampires (1998)Who told vampire hunters crossbows were practical?ORDaniel Baldwin treats objects like women, man.ORJack Crow: Blade—but obsessed with boners.
ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK (1988) Fingers crossed for a Gonk spinoff movie.
Review count for day 26: 42Review total after day 26: 1506
Poltergeist (1982)Tobe fucking Hooper directed this fucking movie.
Ti West"s MAXXXINE (2024, MAX).
ReplyDeleteStill most disappointing '24 release. 🥺😭
OR
Think James Wan loaned Ti "Malignant's" wardrobe?
OR
Never heard 'Bette Davis Eyes' before. 😍
You must have left the theater every time Kevin Bacon was on screen. And yes, Bette Davis Eyes does rule. Give it another chance.
DeleteBacon was pretty bad, IMO. 😢The trilogy has to come as a 4K boxset soon. When they do I'll rewatch them all and give "MaXXXine" another shot. I just don't see it matching (let alone surpassing) "X" or "Pearl."
DeleteSam Raimi's EVIL DEAD II (1987, 4K UHD).
ReplyDeleteDemon searches Ash's brain while possessed. Leaves.
OR
How does this cabin get electricity anyway?
Saoirse Ronan in THE OUTRUN (2024, THEATER) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteAlcoholic fights inner demons, bottled-up traumatic past.
OR
Disappointed by lack of SEGA involvement. 😛
Smile 2 (2024)
ReplyDeleteSmile demon just big cuddly cenobite puppy
Targets (1968)
ReplyDeleteEarly Bogdanovich. Honestly, way too real currently.
The Blob (1958)
ReplyDeleteSurprised that town had midnight spooky shows
The Last Man on Earth (1964)
ReplyDeleteI would've been lazier than this guy
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
ReplyDeleteOne of the best 2000s horror movies
Resident Evil Welcome To Raccoon City (2021)
ReplyDeleteNo raccoon, and i don't feel welcome
Death Becomes Her (1992)
ReplyDeleteStarring 'Hole-die' Hawn? I'll see myself out.
Scream (1996)
ReplyDeleteThis ain't your DAD'S...well, actually...shit.
Funsize (2012 Dir Josh Schwartz)
ReplyDeleteExplanation rap needed for movies lacking popularity
The Pope's Exorcist (2023, dir. Julius Avery)
ReplyDeleteNext time less exorcism, more Vespa Crowe.
Tremors: Shrieker Island (2020, dir. Don Michael Paul)
ReplyDeleteIn the words of CeCe Peniston: "Finally!"
Sleepaway Camp 2: Unhappy Campers (1988)
ReplyDeleteAngela: Weeding out bad campers since 1983.
Scream 2
ReplyDeleteLike movie, but still don’t understand Mickey.
Ready or Not (2019)
ReplyDelete2019's silliest premise is just insanely fun.
I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (1998)
ReplyDeleteWondering if “the Bahamas” was really Vancouver.
The Dunwich Horror (1970, dir. Daniel Haller)
ReplyDeleteStory takes some logical leaps... quantum leaps.
SCREAM 6 (2011, Dirs. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett)
ReplyDeleteHenry Czerny appearance guarantees an added star.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteCat People (1942)
ReplyDeleteGreat flick, could be improved with Bowie.
Night of the Comet (1984)
ReplyDeletedir. Thom Eberhardt
Apparently first zombie wasn’t a Val Dude.
DEMONWARP (1988)
ReplyDeleteBigfoot is really an alien? That tracks.
The Wicker Man (1973)
ReplyDeleteImagine the Coen Brothers, but more boobs.
The Shining (1980)
ReplyDeleteMe: My kingdom for a big wheel!
THE BYE-BYE MAN (2017)
ReplyDeleteNothing good ever happens at a séance.
Black Friday (2021) The real monster is late stage capitalism.
ReplyDeleteFrom Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
ReplyDeleteTarantino is creepy. His character is too
Scream 3
ReplyDeleteThat’s one hell of a birthday party.
Scream 4
ReplyDeleteLemon Squares, don’t mind if I do.
Cannibal Holocaust (1980)
ReplyDeleteYo dawg, herd you like unethical films
Don't Move (2024)
ReplyDeleteA true showcase of old man strength.
Monster House (2006)
ReplyDeleteThere a quality animator in that basement?
Mads (2024)
ReplyDeleteRequiem for 28 grams of red cocaine
Night of the Living Deb (2015) The feel-good zombie movie of the year!
ReplyDeleteScream (2022)
ReplyDeleteFun movie, but these kids need depth.
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
ReplyDeleteShaun of the dead or Hot Fuzz?
Hot Fuzz (2007)
ReplyDeleteShaun of the dead or Hot Fuzz?
The Mist (2007)
ReplyDeleteHindsight (and Thomas Jane's aim) is 20/20.
The Rental (2020)
ReplyDeleteStill a better rental than Barbarian house.
John Carpenter's Vampires (1998)
ReplyDeleteWho told vampire hunters crossbows were practical?
OR
Daniel Baldwin treats objects like women, man.
OR
Jack Crow: Blade—but obsessed with boners.
ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK (1988)
ReplyDeleteFingers crossed for a Gonk spinoff movie.
Review count for day 26: 42
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 26: 1506
Poltergeist (1982)
ReplyDeleteTobe fucking Hooper directed this fucking movie.