George A. Romero's DAWN OF THE DEAD: INTERNATIONAL CUT (1978, DVD).Feels weird without "Robot Chicken" theme song.ORMalls today would welcome biker demolition crew.ORFlyboy's shoulder gunshot wound, most gnarly effect.
Joel Schumacher's THE LOST BOYS (1987, BLU-RAY).Vampire hanging toes: grosses thing ever. --BARF!--ORMost uses of 'MICHAEL' in movie history.
Malignant, James Wan, 2021Zoe Bell was very kind and re-wound
HEREDITARY (2018, Dir. Ari Aster)Get a broom! Mom's on the ceiling.
From Beyond (1986)Running with Lovecraft can cause nasty cramp(ton)
THE SCAREHOUSE (2014) This movie has a lot of… pull.
Abbott and Costello Meet Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1953)Lou Costello is the whisper-Scream Queen.
Homecoming (2005, dir. Joe Dante)Satire as subtle as a shit brick.
Tales of Halloween (2015)Very impressed with itself but still fun
Frankenweenie (2012)Winner of the Scary Movie Night bump
Sleepy Hollow (1999)Sorry I was distracted by Christina Ricci
Frankenweenie (2012)Be the good “dead tissue reanimator” kid!
Sleepy Hollow (1999)2000 zero zero party, whoops outta heads!
Long Legs (2024)Osgood Perkins… you are zero for two.
What's the other one?
Blackcoat’s Daughter
Vicious Fun (2020)For me, Koechner dispatched far too quickly
Scream 6Not digging this whole Core Four Thing.
13 Sins (2014)Saw Seven and said: Hold my beer
Daddy's Head (2024)Oh, it's not that kind of head.
Phantasm II (1988) dir. Don CoscarelliThe Joel Schumacher installment of the franchise.
The Signal (2007) dir. David Bruckner, Jacob Gentry & Dan BushHands down AJ Bowen’s best movie performance.
Godzilla Minus One (2023)Human drama is amazing, Godzilla's a bonus
Strangers Prey at Night(2018 Dir Johannes Roberts)Bad ending ruins an otherwise exceptional slasher
Hereditary (2018)Toni Collette should have won an Oscar.
Frenzy (1972)Some of that food really looked horrific.
John Carpenter's Village of the Damned (1995)Parents always talking about their alien kids...ORPrefer my BBQ chefs seared, not charred.
Woman Of The Hour (2024)What a fantastic directorial debut from Kendrick.
The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1995)Wooderson sure took a turn there, huh?
Virus (1999)Can't believe Marshall Bell played cowardly character...
TRAP (2024):"Afternoon concert" would totally trap me, too.
Trucks (1997)Minimum Overdrive with goofy exposition dumping television.
Trap (2024)The problem is Shyamalan's writing. Rinse, repeat.
The Final Girls (2015)Did AI start making movies in 2015?
Oddity (2024, dir. Damien McCarthy)Always beware when someone gives you wood.
Shadow in the Cloud (2020)Everybody forgot this existed, it's very good
Body Bags (1993)John Corpse Carpenter was the best part.
Revenge (2017)I'm never taking my shoes off again.
LOST HIGHWAY (1997):That's what you get for playing jazz.
Bad Dreams (1988)Dream Warrior Jennifer Rubin has nightmares again.
Halloween (1978)Donald walks the neighborhood looking for unPleasence
Devil Story (1986, dir. Bernard Launois)No devil, no story. Still a masterpiece.
Frankenweenie (2012)Sweet, fun, monsterful take on a classic.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)Spooky, witchy, goth PSL of a movie.
The Witches (1990) “Francis, it's a nation of fucking rats.“
OrAnjelica Huston’s undulating leaves me troublingly confused.
Longlegs (2024)“Cuckoo!”—and THE cuckoo—Cage is creeptastic.
Cabin in the Woods (2011) Woulda gone different if Wahlberg was there.
Vicious Fun (2020)Murderers and murderer-murderers meet. Murder ensues.
MAXXXINE (2024) Did Rick Dalton star in The Puritan?
Needful Things (Extended TV Cut)Did Harris go golfing in the middle?
BEYOND THE SEVENTH DOOR (1987) The Saw movies look much better now.
Wolf Creek (2005)Only in Australia can everyone drive stick.
The Thing (1982) One of the coolest practical effects movies!
THE SHIP OF MONSTERS (1960) Somehow, an entire movie made of glitter.
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)Chekov's scythe still left in the drawer
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Jennifer's Body (2009)Guys, she's got glasses and a ponytail!
Eyes Without a Face (1960)Don't need face to become Disney princess
Trap (2024 Dir M. Night Shyamalan)Hayley never lost knack for trapping parents
Bliss (2019)Don't do drugs, you'll end up exploded
Crawl (2019)Dummies shoulda gone to the roof first
Island of Lost Souls (1932)Man, do these guys sure hate Everlast
Dead Alive (1992)It's important to properly lable your bottles
You're Next (2011)Dad was too interested in piss bottle
Maniac Cop (1988)Battle of the Badges: Chin vs Chin
Review count for day 27: 63Review total after day 27: 1569
George A. Romero's DAWN OF THE DEAD: INTERNATIONAL CUT (1978, DVD).
ReplyDeleteFeels weird without "Robot Chicken" theme song.
OR
Malls today would welcome biker demolition crew.
OR
Flyboy's shoulder gunshot wound, most gnarly effect.
Joel Schumacher's THE LOST BOYS (1987, BLU-RAY).
ReplyDeleteVampire hanging toes: grosses thing ever. --BARF!--
OR
Most uses of 'MICHAEL' in movie history.
Malignant, James Wan, 2021
ReplyDeleteZoe Bell was very kind and re-wound
HEREDITARY (2018, Dir. Ari Aster)
ReplyDeleteGet a broom! Mom's on the ceiling.
From Beyond (1986)
ReplyDeleteRunning with Lovecraft can cause nasty cramp(ton)
THE SCAREHOUSE (2014)
ReplyDeleteThis movie has a lot of… pull.
Abbott and Costello Meet Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1953)
ReplyDeleteLou Costello is the whisper-Scream Queen.
Homecoming (2005, dir. Joe Dante)
ReplyDeleteSatire as subtle as a shit brick.
Tales of Halloween (2015)
ReplyDeleteVery impressed with itself but still fun
Frankenweenie (2012)
ReplyDeleteWinner of the Scary Movie Night bump
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
ReplyDeleteSorry I was distracted by Christina Ricci
Frankenweenie (2012)
ReplyDeleteBe the good “dead tissue reanimator” kid!
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
ReplyDelete2000 zero zero party, whoops outta heads!
Long Legs (2024)
ReplyDeleteOsgood Perkins… you are zero for two.
What's the other one?
DeleteBlackcoat’s Daughter
DeleteVicious Fun (2020)
ReplyDeleteFor me, Koechner dispatched far too quickly
Scream 6
ReplyDeleteNot digging this whole Core Four Thing.
13 Sins (2014)
ReplyDeleteSaw Seven and said: Hold my beer
Daddy's Head (2024)
ReplyDeleteOh, it's not that kind of head.
Phantasm II (1988) dir. Don Coscarelli
ReplyDeleteThe Joel Schumacher installment of the franchise.
The Signal (2007)
ReplyDeletedir. David Bruckner, Jacob Gentry & Dan Bush
Hands down AJ Bowen’s best movie performance.
Godzilla Minus One (2023)
ReplyDeleteHuman drama is amazing, Godzilla's a bonus
Strangers Prey at Night(2018 Dir Johannes Roberts)
ReplyDeleteBad ending ruins an otherwise exceptional slasher
Hereditary (2018)
ReplyDeleteToni Collette should have won an Oscar.
Frenzy (1972)
ReplyDeleteSome of that food really looked horrific.
John Carpenter's Village of the Damned (1995)
ReplyDeleteParents always talking about their alien kids...
OR
Prefer my BBQ chefs seared, not charred.
Woman Of The Hour (2024)
ReplyDeleteWhat a fantastic directorial debut from Kendrick.
The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1995)
ReplyDeleteWooderson sure took a turn there, huh?
Virus (1999)
ReplyDeleteCan't believe Marshall Bell played cowardly character...
TRAP (2024):
ReplyDelete"Afternoon concert" would totally trap me, too.
Trucks (1997)
ReplyDeleteMinimum Overdrive with goofy exposition dumping television.
Trap (2024)
ReplyDeleteThe problem is Shyamalan's writing. Rinse, repeat.
The Final Girls (2015)
ReplyDeleteDid AI start making movies in 2015?
Oddity (2024, dir. Damien McCarthy)
ReplyDeleteAlways beware when someone gives you wood.
Shadow in the Cloud (2020)
ReplyDeleteEverybody forgot this existed, it's very good
Body Bags (1993)
ReplyDeleteJohn Corpse Carpenter was the best part.
Revenge (2017)
ReplyDeleteI'm never taking my shoes off again.
LOST HIGHWAY (1997):
ReplyDeleteThat's what you get for playing jazz.
Bad Dreams (1988)
ReplyDeleteDream Warrior Jennifer Rubin has nightmares again.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteDonald walks the neighborhood looking for unPleasence
Devil Story (1986, dir. Bernard Launois)
ReplyDeleteNo devil, no story. Still a masterpiece.
Frankenweenie (2012)
ReplyDeleteSweet, fun, monsterful take on a classic.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
ReplyDeleteSpooky, witchy, goth PSL of a movie.
The Witches (1990)
ReplyDelete“Francis, it's a nation of fucking rats.“
Or
DeleteAnjelica Huston’s undulating leaves me troublingly confused.
Longlegs (2024)
ReplyDelete“Cuckoo!”—and THE cuckoo—Cage is creeptastic.
Cabin in the Woods (2011)
ReplyDeleteWoulda gone different if Wahlberg was there.
Vicious Fun (2020)
ReplyDeleteMurderers and murderer-murderers meet. Murder ensues.
MAXXXINE (2024)
ReplyDeleteDid Rick Dalton star in The Puritan?
Needful Things (Extended TV Cut)
ReplyDeleteDid Harris go golfing in the middle?
BEYOND THE SEVENTH DOOR (1987)
ReplyDeleteThe Saw movies look much better now.
Wolf Creek (2005)
ReplyDeleteOnly in Australia can everyone drive stick.
The Thing (1982) One of the coolest practical effects movies!
ReplyDeleteTHE SHIP OF MONSTERS (1960)
ReplyDeleteSomehow, an entire movie made of glitter.
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)
ReplyDeleteChekov's scythe still left in the drawer
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteJennifer's Body (2009)
ReplyDeleteGuys, she's got glasses and a ponytail!
Eyes Without a Face (1960)
ReplyDeleteDon't need face to become Disney princess
Trap (2024 Dir M. Night Shyamalan)
ReplyDeleteHayley never lost knack for trapping parents
Bliss (2019)
ReplyDeleteDon't do drugs, you'll end up exploded
Crawl (2019)
ReplyDeleteDummies shoulda gone to the roof first
Island of Lost Souls (1932)
ReplyDeleteMan, do these guys sure hate Everlast
Dead Alive (1992)
ReplyDeleteIt's important to properly lable your bottles
You're Next (2011)
ReplyDeleteDad was too interested in piss bottle
Maniac Cop (1988)
ReplyDeleteBattle of the Badges: Chin vs Chin
Review count for day 27: 63
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 27: 1569