Monday, October 28, 2024

2024 Scary Movie Challenge Day 28

56 comments:

  1. M̶i̶k̶e̶ H̶o̶d̶g̶e̶s̶ Don Taylor's DAMIEN: OMEN II (1978, SCREAM! FACTORY BLU-RAY) with the Oliver Harper/The Bad Movie Bible Commentary Track.

    70's called. Wants ALL brown color back.

    OR

    Thorn Industries, the OG Archer-Daniels-Midland Company. #SupermarketToTheWorld

    OR

    Decent sequel undermined by pedestrian, made-for-TV direction.

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  2. Michael A. Sampson's SLEEPAWAY CAMP II: UNHAPPY CAMPERS (1988, TUBI) with the Simplistic Reviews Podcast Commentary Track.

    At least Peeping Tom kids died smiling.

    OR

    Freddy, Jason no match for... Leatherface Angela??!!

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  3. Hocus Pocus (1993) dir. Kenny Ortega

    Open Disney movie with child murder, check.

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  4. Michael A. Sampson's SLEEPAWAY CAMP III: TEENAGE WASTELAND (1989, TUBI) with the Forever Cinematic Commentary Track.

    Who goes camping so close to winter?

    OR

    Nudity doesn't compensate for underwhelming, stick-happy kills.

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  5. John Saxon and Burt Young in BLOOD BEACH (1980, PLEX) for the first time.

    "Tremors" without style, fun, interesting characters, ANYTHING!

    OR

    By far the worst SMM I've seen.

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  6. THE COMPANY OF WOLVES (1984)

    Aww, puppy just wants his belly rubs.

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  7. THE OLD DARK HOUSE (1932) Dir. James Whale

    Butlers have always been creepy. Karloff confirms!

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  8. BABYSITTER WANTED (2007, Dirs. Jonas Barnes, Michael Manasseri)

    Director, screenwriter, cinematographer, editor, actors also wanted.

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  9. Cargo (2017)

    As if Australia needed more deadly things.

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  10. Hocus Pocus (1993)

    "A Kenny Ortega Film"... that's a thing?

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  11. Casper (1995)

    It's not October without visiting "Mr. Boo"

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  12. Land of the Dead (2005)

    Riley Denbo saves Argento. Cholo refutes YOLO.

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  13. Azrael (2024)

    Weaving silent but deadly web of revolt.

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  14. The Rental

    Do you pay extra fees for murders?

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  15. Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf (1985)
    Dir. Phillipe Mora

    Sybil Danning!!!
    Oh....and Werewolves or something.

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  16. Azrael (2024)

    More like “A’z real confused” watching it.

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  17. Monstrosity a.k.a. The Atomic Brain (1963, dir. Joseph V. Mascelli)

    Like an Ed Wood movie, but cheaper.

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  18. Psycho 2 (1983 dir. Richard Franklin)

    Turn ons: Toasted cheese scented woman's undershirts.

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  19. Threads (1984)

    I thought this was documentary about textiles...

    Or

    Well, that was bleak, very very bleak.

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  20. Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)

    Birthday party ruined by unresolved daddy issues

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  21. Murder Party (2007)

    new blu-ray is as awesome as expected

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    1. On a side note, i was supposed to get it friday, but DHL got delayed for some reason

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  22. Azrael (2024, dir. E.L. Katz)

    Samara Weaving should be a fucking star.

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  23. BLOOD FOR DRACULA (1974)

    It’s Udo’s world, we’re just bloodletting here.

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  24. CURE (1997):

    Unexpectedly good double feature with LOST HIGHWAY.

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  25. Wallace & Gromit : The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)

    Seasonal depression got you down? Watch this.

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  26. Trap (2024 dir. M. Night Shyamalan)

    New school district in these kids future.

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  27. Satan's Little Helper (2004)

    This kid is a fuckin' loser, man.

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  28. HEREDITARY (2018)

    Second time watch. I’m ahead of spoilers.

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  29. SCREAM VI (2023)

    NYC is less populated than I thought.

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  30. STRANGE DARLING (2024):

    Boy oh boy did I hate that

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  31. It (1990)

    "But the second half--" Beep, beep, Richie.

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  32. Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)

    This was not good. That poor cow!

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  33. The Dead Zone

    Well that didn’t help with my anxiety.

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  34. Alien Romulus (2024)

    YA Alien, but I quite enjoyed it.

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  35. End of the Line (2007)

    "Canadian" acting (haha), but really enjoyable movie.

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  36. The First Omen (2024)

    Really good and intense witchy nun movie!

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  37. Smile (2022)

    Had low expectations and was still underwhelmed

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  38. Trap (2024)

    “Sorry no entry…. Ok come on in!”

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  39. Terrifier 2 (2022)

    Enjoy the artistry. But maybe too heavy.

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  40. Curse of the Puppet Master (1998)

    Dull. Re-used puppet scenes from previous movies.

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  41. Retro Puppet Master (1999)

    Cool puppets! Not much happens, rated PG.

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  42. Puppet Master: The Legacy (2003)

    A greatest hits reel of franchise. Recommended!

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  43. Fright Night (1985)

    Immortal vampire too cheap for window plywood?

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  44. Leviathan (1989 Dir. George P. Cosmatos)

    the 3rd best underwater movie of 1989

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    1. Which are 1 and 2? For me "Leviathan" is No. 1 for the class of '89 underwater creature features. ✌️😎

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    2. The Abyss and... whenever Sam Neill has to hold his breath in Dead Calm?

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  45. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)

    Halloween movie without Silver Shamrock masks? Blasphemy!

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  46. When Evil Lurks (2023)

    I found new palm lines while cowering!

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  47. Suitable Flesh (2023)

    Freaky Friday, but more killing and sex.

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  48. Under the Skin (2013)

    Scots should learn to speak goddamn English

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  49. Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

    We need more crude doodle establishing shots

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  50. The Hitcher (1986 Dir Robert Harmon)

    C Thomas? C Thomas Howl. Howl Thomas.

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  51. It’s What’s Inside (2024; Dir. Greg Jardin)

    Who woulda thunk body swapping goes wrong?

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  52. Review count for day 28: 51
    Review total after day 28: 1620

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