M̶i̶k̶e̶ H̶o̶d̶g̶e̶s̶ Don Taylor's DAMIEN: OMEN II (1978, SCREAM! FACTORY BLU-RAY) with the Oliver Harper/The Bad Movie Bible Commentary Track. 70's called. Wants ALL brown color back.ORThorn Industries, the OG Archer-Daniels-Midland Company. #SupermarketToTheWorldORDecent sequel undermined by pedestrian, made-for-TV direction.
Michael A. Sampson's SLEEPAWAY CAMP II: UNHAPPY CAMPERS (1988, TUBI) with the Simplistic Reviews Podcast Commentary Track.At least Peeping Tom kids died smiling.ORFreddy, Jason no match for... Leatherface Angela??!!
Hocus Pocus (1993) dir. Kenny OrtegaOpen Disney movie with child murder, check.
Michael A. Sampson's SLEEPAWAY CAMP III: TEENAGE WASTELAND (1989, TUBI) with the Forever Cinematic Commentary Track.Who goes camping so close to winter?ORNudity doesn't compensate for underwhelming, stick-happy kills.
John Saxon and Burt Young in BLOOD BEACH (1980, PLEX) for the first time."Tremors" without style, fun, interesting characters, ANYTHING!ORBy far the worst SMM I've seen.
THE COMPANY OF WOLVES (1984) Aww, puppy just wants his belly rubs.
THE OLD DARK HOUSE (1932) Dir. James Whale Butlers have always been creepy. Karloff confirms!
BABYSITTER WANTED (2007, Dirs. Jonas Barnes, Michael Manasseri)Director, screenwriter, cinematographer, editor, actors also wanted.
Cargo (2017)As if Australia needed more deadly things.
Hocus Pocus (1993)"A Kenny Ortega Film"... that's a thing?
Casper (1995)It's not October without visiting "Mr. Boo"
Land of the Dead (2005)Riley Denbo saves Argento. Cholo refutes YOLO.
Azrael (2024)Weaving silent but deadly web of revolt.
The RentalDo you pay extra fees for murders?
Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf (1985)Dir. Phillipe MoraSybil Danning!!!Oh....and Werewolves or something.
Azrael (2024)More like “A’z real confused” watching it.
lol! wordplay!
Monstrosity a.k.a. The Atomic Brain (1963, dir. Joseph V. Mascelli)Like an Ed Wood movie, but cheaper.
Psycho 2 (1983 dir. Richard Franklin)Turn ons: Toasted cheese scented woman's undershirts.
Threads (1984)I thought this was documentary about textiles... OrWell, that was bleak, very very bleak.
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)Birthday party ruined by unresolved daddy issues
Murder Party (2007)new blu-ray is as awesome as expected
Azrael (2024, dir. E.L. Katz)Samara Weaving should be a fucking star.
BLOOD FOR DRACULA (1974) It’s Udo’s world, we’re just bloodletting here.
CURE (1997):Unexpectedly good double feature with LOST HIGHWAY.
Wallace & Gromit : The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)Seasonal depression got you down? Watch this.
Trap (2024 dir. M. Night Shyamalan)New school district in these kids future.
Satan's Little Helper (2004)This kid is a fuckin' loser, man.
HEREDITARY (2018) Second time watch. I’m ahead of spoilers.
SCREAM VI (2023) NYC is less populated than I thought.
STRANGE DARLING (2024):Boy oh boy did I hate that
It (1990)"But the second half--" Beep, beep, Richie.
Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)This was not good. That poor cow!
The Dead ZoneWell that didn’t help with my anxiety.
Alien Romulus (2024)YA Alien, but I quite enjoyed it.
End of the Line (2007)"Canadian" acting (haha), but really enjoyable movie.
The First Omen (2024)Really good and intense witchy nun movie!
Smile (2022)Had low expectations and was still underwhelmed
Trap (2024) “Sorry no entry…. Ok come on in!”
Terrifier 2 (2022)Enjoy the artistry. But maybe too heavy.
Curse of the Puppet Master (1998)Dull. Re-used puppet scenes from previous movies.
Retro Puppet Master (1999)Cool puppets! Not much happens, rated PG.
Puppet Master: The Legacy (2003)A greatest hits reel of franchise. Recommended!
Fright Night (1985)Immortal vampire too cheap for window plywood?
Leviathan (1989 Dir. George P. Cosmatos)the 3rd best underwater movie of 1989
Which are 1 and 2? For me "Leviathan" is No. 1 for the class of '89 underwater creature features. ✌️😎
The Abyss and... whenever Sam Neill has to hold his breath in Dead Calm?
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)Halloween movie without Silver Shamrock masks? Blasphemy!
When Evil Lurks (2023) I found new palm lines while cowering!
Suitable Flesh (2023)Freaky Friday, but more killing and sex.
Under the Skin (2013)Scots should learn to speak goddamn English
Little Shop of Horrors (1960)We need more crude doodle establishing shots
The Hitcher (1986 Dir Robert Harmon)C Thomas? C Thomas Howl. Howl Thomas.
It’s What’s Inside (2024; Dir. Greg Jardin)Who woulda thunk body swapping goes wrong?
Review count for day 28: 51Review total after day 28: 1620
M̶i̶k̶e̶ H̶o̶d̶g̶e̶s̶ Don Taylor's DAMIEN: OMEN II (1978, SCREAM! FACTORY BLU-RAY) with the Oliver Harper/The Bad Movie Bible Commentary Track.
ReplyDelete70's called. Wants ALL brown color back.
OR
Thorn Industries, the OG Archer-Daniels-Midland Company. #SupermarketToTheWorld
OR
Decent sequel undermined by pedestrian, made-for-TV direction.
Michael A. Sampson's SLEEPAWAY CAMP II: UNHAPPY CAMPERS (1988, TUBI) with the Simplistic Reviews Podcast Commentary Track.
ReplyDeleteAt least Peeping Tom kids died smiling.
OR
Freddy, Jason no match for... Leatherface Angela??!!
Hocus Pocus (1993) dir. Kenny Ortega
ReplyDeleteOpen Disney movie with child murder, check.
Michael A. Sampson's SLEEPAWAY CAMP III: TEENAGE WASTELAND (1989, TUBI) with the Forever Cinematic Commentary Track.
ReplyDeleteWho goes camping so close to winter?
OR
Nudity doesn't compensate for underwhelming, stick-happy kills.
John Saxon and Burt Young in BLOOD BEACH (1980, PLEX) for the first time.
ReplyDelete"Tremors" without style, fun, interesting characters, ANYTHING!
OR
By far the worst SMM I've seen.
THE COMPANY OF WOLVES (1984)
ReplyDeleteAww, puppy just wants his belly rubs.
THE OLD DARK HOUSE (1932) Dir. James Whale
ReplyDeleteButlers have always been creepy. Karloff confirms!
BABYSITTER WANTED (2007, Dirs. Jonas Barnes, Michael Manasseri)
ReplyDeleteDirector, screenwriter, cinematographer, editor, actors also wanted.
Cargo (2017)
ReplyDeleteAs if Australia needed more deadly things.
Hocus Pocus (1993)
ReplyDelete"A Kenny Ortega Film"... that's a thing?
Casper (1995)
ReplyDeleteIt's not October without visiting "Mr. Boo"
Land of the Dead (2005)
ReplyDeleteRiley Denbo saves Argento. Cholo refutes YOLO.
Azrael (2024)
ReplyDeleteWeaving silent but deadly web of revolt.
The Rental
ReplyDeleteDo you pay extra fees for murders?
Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf (1985)
ReplyDeleteDir. Phillipe Mora
Sybil Danning!!!
Oh....and Werewolves or something.
Azrael (2024)
ReplyDeleteMore like “A’z real confused” watching it.
lol! wordplay!
DeleteMonstrosity a.k.a. The Atomic Brain (1963, dir. Joseph V. Mascelli)
ReplyDeleteLike an Ed Wood movie, but cheaper.
Psycho 2 (1983 dir. Richard Franklin)
ReplyDeleteTurn ons: Toasted cheese scented woman's undershirts.
Threads (1984)
ReplyDeleteI thought this was documentary about textiles...
Or
Well, that was bleak, very very bleak.
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)
ReplyDeleteBirthday party ruined by unresolved daddy issues
Murder Party (2007)
ReplyDeletenew blu-ray is as awesome as expected
Azrael (2024, dir. E.L. Katz)
ReplyDeleteSamara Weaving should be a fucking star.
BLOOD FOR DRACULA (1974)
ReplyDeleteIt’s Udo’s world, we’re just bloodletting here.
CURE (1997):
ReplyDeleteUnexpectedly good double feature with LOST HIGHWAY.
Wallace & Gromit : The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
ReplyDeleteSeasonal depression got you down? Watch this.
Trap (2024 dir. M. Night Shyamalan)
ReplyDeleteNew school district in these kids future.
Satan's Little Helper (2004)
ReplyDeleteThis kid is a fuckin' loser, man.
HEREDITARY (2018)
ReplyDeleteSecond time watch. I’m ahead of spoilers.
SCREAM VI (2023)
ReplyDeleteNYC is less populated than I thought.
STRANGE DARLING (2024):
ReplyDeleteBoy oh boy did I hate that
It (1990)
ReplyDelete"But the second half--" Beep, beep, Richie.
Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)
ReplyDeleteThis was not good. That poor cow!
The Dead Zone
ReplyDeleteWell that didn’t help with my anxiety.
Alien Romulus (2024)
ReplyDeleteYA Alien, but I quite enjoyed it.
End of the Line (2007)
ReplyDelete"Canadian" acting (haha), but really enjoyable movie.
The First Omen (2024)
ReplyDeleteReally good and intense witchy nun movie!
Smile (2022)
ReplyDeleteHad low expectations and was still underwhelmed
Trap (2024)
ReplyDelete“Sorry no entry…. Ok come on in!”
Terrifier 2 (2022)
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the artistry. But maybe too heavy.
Curse of the Puppet Master (1998)
ReplyDeleteDull. Re-used puppet scenes from previous movies.
Retro Puppet Master (1999)
ReplyDeleteCool puppets! Not much happens, rated PG.
Puppet Master: The Legacy (2003)
ReplyDeleteA greatest hits reel of franchise. Recommended!
Fright Night (1985)
ReplyDeleteImmortal vampire too cheap for window plywood?
Leviathan (1989 Dir. George P. Cosmatos)
ReplyDeletethe 3rd best underwater movie of 1989
Which are 1 and 2? For me "Leviathan" is No. 1 for the class of '89 underwater creature features. ✌️😎
DeleteThe Abyss and... whenever Sam Neill has to hold his breath in Dead Calm?
DeleteHalloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
ReplyDeleteHalloween movie without Silver Shamrock masks? Blasphemy!
When Evil Lurks (2023)
ReplyDeleteI found new palm lines while cowering!
Suitable Flesh (2023)
ReplyDeleteFreaky Friday, but more killing and sex.
Under the Skin (2013)
ReplyDeleteScots should learn to speak goddamn English
Little Shop of Horrors (1960)
ReplyDeleteWe need more crude doodle establishing shots
The Hitcher (1986 Dir Robert Harmon)
ReplyDeleteC Thomas? C Thomas Howl. Howl Thomas.
It’s What’s Inside (2024; Dir. Greg Jardin)
ReplyDeleteWho woulda thunk body swapping goes wrong?
Review count for day 28: 51
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 28: 1620