Apologies for not meeting the format, but just wanted to share how I felt about horror movies I watched this month that were new to me in case anyone it helps anyone pick what to watch:
Rewatchables: The Thing Late Night with the Devil The Sixth Sense Beetlejuice
I also enjoyed: Watcher Killing of a Sacred Deer We're all going to the world's fair The First Omen Jennifer's Body A Haunting in Venice Men Resurrection
No Regrets: Caddo Lake Black christmas 2019 Immaculate Lisa Frankenstein The Watchers Carved Nightmare on Elm St 2
I got bored: I saw the tv glow Hold your breath They
You can pass: Don't turn out the lights Halloween party Hell House III The Poughkeepsie Tapes
Arkasha Stevenson's THE FIRST OMEN (2024, HULU).
ReplyDeleteThe "Life of Brian" of "Omen" movies.
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Italian nuns have best after hours nightclubs.
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Why this over "Immaculate"? No Sydney Sweeney.
Tom Holland's FRIGHT NIGHT (1985, BLU-RAY).
ReplyDeleteYou know, Jerry Dandridge's kind-of hot. #NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithIt
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Brad Fiedel's score doesn't get enough love.
George A. Romero's LAND OF THE DEAD: UNRATED (2005, DVD) with the Forever Cinematic Commentary Track.
ReplyDeleteWatching zombies think. Great premise, forgettable execution.
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Pittsburgh: "Detroit" of Romero's Zombie Cinematic Universe.
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Tesla's Cybertrucks are basically 'Dead Reckoning' babies.
WHAT JOSIAH SAW (2021, Dir. Vincent Grashaw)
ReplyDelete... was none of his horny business, goddamnit!
Terrifier
ReplyDeleteI thought mimes and clowns were enemies
Terrifier 2
ReplyDeleteFinal girl defeats shy quiet entertainer. Woke.
Terrifier 3
ReplyDeletePeople unfazed by known bloodstained killer clown
THE RING (2002)
ReplyDeleteFinally, someone else thinks horses are scary.
Burying the Ex (2014)
ReplyDeleteSeen this more times than Joe Dante
ANTIVIRAL (2012) Dir. Brandon Cronenberg
ReplyDeleteMy dad is Cronenberg... what're you expecting?
World War Z (2013)
ReplyDeleteShould call it World War C. CHAOTIC!
THE SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE (1982)
ReplyDeleteA cinematic tribute to girls’ gym shorts.
The Skeleton Dance (1929)
ReplyDeleteWho taught them crazy bones to swing?
Body Bags (1993)
ReplyDeletedir. John Carpenter & Tobe Hooper
The Crypt Keeper never looked so animated.
TOO MANY COOKS (2014) dir. Casper Kelly
ReplyDeleteNobody surprised Kelly helped make 2018’s MANDY
Apologies for not meeting the format, but just wanted to share how I felt about horror movies I watched this month that were new to me in case anyone it helps anyone pick what to watch:
ReplyDeleteRewatchables:
The Thing
Late Night with the Devil
The Sixth Sense
Beetlejuice
I also enjoyed:
Watcher
Killing of a Sacred Deer
We're all going to the world's fair
The First Omen
Jennifer's Body
A Haunting in Venice
Men
Resurrection
No Regrets:
Caddo Lake
Black christmas 2019
Immaculate
Lisa Frankenstein
The Watchers
Carved
Nightmare on Elm St 2
I got bored:
I saw the tv glow
Hold your breath
They
You can pass:
Don't turn out the lights
Halloween party
Hell House III
The Poughkeepsie Tapes
Vampire Gegen Herakles aka Hercules in the Haunted World (1961 dir. Mario Bava)
ReplyDeleteAs usual, Gods are so easily offended.
See No Evil (1971, dir. Richard Fleischer)
ReplyDeleteWhen are Pryor and Wilder showing up?
Tremors
ReplyDeleteI am writing this review very quietly.
Stopmotion (2023)
ReplyDeleteBritish Shailene Woodley suffers from stopmotion sickness
ERNEST SCARED STUPID (1991)
ReplyDeleteRimshot can drive my car any day
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The power of milk on full display
LADY FRANKENSTEIN (1971)
ReplyDeleteWoman gets to create her dream man
NIGHT OF THE LEPUS (1972)
ReplyDeleteWatch out! Those bunnies are vicious killers.
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Wondered how actors kept a straight face
THE MUTATIONS (1974)
ReplyDeleteDonald Pleasence enjoys fooling around with life
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Dr. Who is the freakiest of freaks
Suitable Flesh (2023, dir. Joe Lynch)
ReplyDeleteStuart Gordon, eat your heart out. Literally.
Cheap Thrills (2013)
ReplyDeletereviews of Azrael made me buy this
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ReplyDeleteAlien: Resurrection (1997, dir. Jean-Pierre Jeunet)
ReplyDeleteYes, I actually was expecting Santa Claus.
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ReplyDeleteThe 7th Victim (1943)
ReplyDeletePacifist Satanists vs. Gal with Great Wig
I Walked with a Zombie (1943)
ReplyDeleteDanny Boyle probably can't stand this movie.
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ReplyDeleteThe Monster Squad (1987 on 4K)
ReplyDeleteI wish more movies moved this quick!
Noroi: The Curse (2005)
ReplyDeleteDeleting "monkey substitute" from my search history.
Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)
ReplyDeleteDracula didn't doom Voyage, portentous monologues did.
Addams Family Values (1993)
ReplyDelete-from the new 4k disc-
A more believable romance than most romcoms
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
ReplyDeleteLots of zombies for middle of nowhere.
Constantine (2005)
ReplyDeleteCancer cured, stay on earth, actually hell
Videodrome (1983)
ReplyDeleteLike, I don’t even own A GUN.
Christine (1983)
ReplyDeleteOld as time, boy buys murder car.
Phantasm (1979)
ReplyDeleteWho’s got big balls? Angus Scrimm does.
Fright Night (1985)
ReplyDeleteReally wanna live next to the Bundy’s.
MEN (2022)
ReplyDeleteSurprised this hasn’t birthed a new franchise.
38. THE CLOWN MURDERS 1976 (Dir. Martyn Burke)
ReplyDeleteMisleading poster but... John Candy sex scene!
39. HUESERA: THE BONE WOMAN 2022 (Dir. Michelle Garza Cervera)
Oh snap! that's it, that's the review.
40. MR. VAMPIRE 1985 (Dir. Ricky Lau)
a) Eyebrow mustache is key in defeating vampires
b) Grandpa's going into the fingernail acupuncture business!
Mirror Mirror (1990)
ReplyDeleteSome Lydia Deetz cosplaying going on here.
Thinner (1996, dir. Tom Holland)
ReplyDeleteGypsy Buddy Hackett delivers some carnival curses.
Vicious Fun (2020)
ReplyDeleteTodd Packer's most fucked up prank yet.
Trap (2024)
ReplyDeleteHayley Mills stars in… The Parent Trapper.
Nice. 😅
DeleteArmy of Darkness (1992)
ReplyDeleteSubstance termination kit:
1. Guy
2. Gun
I counted the numbers as words. Felt like I should explain that.
DeleteInsidious (2010)
ReplyDeleteAn astral projection vacuum summons Darth Maul.
Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled
ReplyDeleteI’m running out of ideas for movies.
Shock ‘Em Dead (1991)
ReplyDeleteB.C. Rich definitely made SEVERAL dollars here.
Azrael (2024)
ReplyDeleteThe antichrist is just too goddamn adorable
Mother's Day (1980)
ReplyDeleteRape and comedy don't mix very well
Body Melt (1993)
ReplyDeleteGood movie, but those jams are electric
The Blob (1958)
ReplyDeleteHow'd they get an air raid siren?
FRIGHT NIGHT (1985)
ReplyDeleteCharley or Jerry: Whose the worst neighbor?
SRIGALA (1981)
ReplyDeleteSomeone watched Friday the 13th, remade it.
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Treasure hunts are, thankfully, rarely this deadly
Sting (2024 Dir Kiah Roache-Turner)
ReplyDeleteAlien spider leaves Charlotte webless mothball fan
TERRIFIER 3 (2024)
ReplyDeleteArt joyfully slaughters people. That is all.
Review count for day 29: 59
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 29: 1679