The Mist (2007) Black & White versionI'd like it slightly more depressing please.
Alexandre Aja's CRAWL (2019, AMAZON 4K RENTAL).Crusty colossal crocs crash cantankerous couple's "casa."ORFilmed in Serbia, Eastern Europe's Florida equivalent.ORSam Raimi produced, so almost completely humorless.
The Black Cat (1934)Lugosi filets Karloff and serves up ham.
The Wolf Man (1941)Larry Talbot: quite a hit with ladies.
Haunt, Bryan Woods & Scott Beck, 2019Before signing, check for face scalping clause
Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943)Scariest part was the village musical number.
THE EXORCIST: BELIEVER (2023, Dir. David Gordon Green) All the other Exorcist sequels... we're sorry.
The Shining (1980 Dir. Stanley Kubrick)Turns out shining’s a pretty useless skill
Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016, dir. Mike Flanagan)Cigarette burns and CGI, an incongruous combination.
Longlegs (2024, dir. Osgood Perkins)Long on atmosphere, short on LEGitimate narrative.
Salem's Lot (2024)A lot at stake in this movie.
Anguish (1987)Bananas and milk: a delish Anguish dish.
Grabbers (2012)Teatotalin' aliens. Irish pub. Edgar Wright adjacent.
In the Tall Grass (2019, dir. Vincenzo Natali)Nothing a good lawn mower can't fix.
HOLLYWOOD MEATCLEAVER MASSACRE (1977) dir. Ed WoodAwfully prosaic slasher for auteur trasher Wood.
WILD ZERO (1999) dir. Tetsuro TakeuchiJapanese zombie trans-positive Streets of Fire
I Saw the TV Glow (2024 Dir. Jane Schoenbrun)I will never ever miss High School.
Stage Fright (2014)Needed a palate cleanser after The Mist.
Species 3 (20024)Franchise Thesis: Alien boobs are the best
Trap (2024): Super easy, barely an inconvenience: The Movie
seven word reviews are TIGHT! wow wow wow..wow
Hell High (1987)Did these kids escape from Camp Arawak?
Frankenstein (1931)This viewing had me craving Burgomaster backstory.
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) with fthis commentary!Short on fear. Cheaper Than most beer.
Phantasm (1979)The box from Dune! Lisan al Gaib!!!
Skeleton Man (2004)...kills squad down to a Skeleton Crew!
Misery (1990)Disgraced pediatric nurse becomes divisive literary critic.
We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011)Scary monster movie--but who's the monster?
Scare Me (2020, dir. Josh Ruben)IMDb says "comedy, horror". This is neither.
Mr. Sardonicus (1961)Baron Sardonicus Says of Punishment Poll: RIGGED!
The Fly (1986)Baboons easier to come by in 1986.
Let Me In (2010)Elias Koteas makes me think crumpets/cricket.
RUN (2020) Not to be confused with Kurosawa’s RAN.
The Town That Dreaded Sundown (2014)I guess they all can't be winners.
Shaun of the DeadSadly, I'd be David in this situation.
MAGIC (1978):Sweaters great on Tony and off Ann-Margret.
The Walking Dead (1936)Not Norman Reedus: this one’s got Karloff!
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1956)“Earthlings with our stupid minds… Stupid! Stupid!”
Sinister (2012):The last time I sacrificed to Bughuul
Wow, a rare Gabby Ferro sighting!
Nice to see you back, Gabby! 😍🤟😃
Thank you! Nice to be back! ❤️
Dead of Night (1945)Anthology that builds to a creepy effect
Revenge (2017)Coralie Fargeat loves to showcase da butt.
IT CAME FROM OUTER SPACE (1953) Flying saucers, but never any flying cups.
Salem's Lot (2024)Lots of beef between vampires and christians.
Terror is a Man 1959 (Dir. Gerry De Leon)Blood Island? Sheeeeiit! Want some Moreau that!
Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls (2023)Campy occultist comedy too mooch! I dunno.
Creepshow (1982)Relationship goals: Hal Holbrook and Adrienne Barbeau.
The Signal (2008)Guys, don't watch TV. Watch movies instead!
WES CRAVEN PRESENTS: THEY (2002) Supernatural demons better than dating Marc Blucas.
Lisa Frankenstein (2024 Dir by Zelda Williams)Improper Zombie response? "Yeah. I'd fuck it"
Friday the 13th (1980)Wait... This time it's really the mother?!
Before I Wake (2016)Flanagan: goat. Tremblay: goat. Jane: go.. barefoot
Saw III (2006)Me the entire film, "WHAT'S HAPPENING!" ...Oh.
The Haunted Palace (1963)Vincent inherits palace but pays the Price
Night of the Comet (1984)Omega valley girls shop 'til zombies drop.
The Omen (1976)Wild funeral for an attempted child murderer
Ravenous (1999)It certainly was not a shpadoinkle day
Wolfcop (2014)Unassailable proof that wolfman does got nards
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare CommentaryMike getting wood more wholesome than expected
Mirrors (2008) (Sung)“Whooooo iiiiiiiiiis that girl I…” oh… *vomits
Review count for day 3: 60Review total after day 3: 209
The Mist (2007) Black & White version
ReplyDeleteI'd like it slightly more depressing please.
Alexandre Aja's CRAWL (2019, AMAZON 4K RENTAL).
ReplyDeleteCrusty colossal crocs crash cantankerous couple's "casa."
OR
Filmed in Serbia, Eastern Europe's Florida equivalent.
OR
Sam Raimi produced, so almost completely humorless.
The Black Cat (1934)
ReplyDeleteLugosi filets Karloff and serves up ham.
The Wolf Man (1941)
ReplyDeleteLarry Talbot: quite a hit with ladies.
Haunt, Bryan Woods & Scott Beck, 2019
ReplyDeleteBefore signing, check for face scalping clause
Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943)
ReplyDeleteScariest part was the village musical number.
THE EXORCIST: BELIEVER (2023, Dir. David Gordon Green)
ReplyDeleteAll the other Exorcist sequels... we're sorry.
The Shining (1980 Dir. Stanley Kubrick)
ReplyDeleteTurns out shining’s a pretty useless skill
Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016, dir. Mike Flanagan)
ReplyDeleteCigarette burns and CGI, an incongruous combination.
Longlegs (2024, dir. Osgood Perkins)
ReplyDeleteLong on atmosphere, short on LEGitimate narrative.
Salem's Lot (2024)
ReplyDeleteA lot at stake in this movie.
Anguish (1987)
ReplyDeleteBananas and milk: a delish Anguish dish.
Grabbers (2012)
ReplyDeleteTeatotalin' aliens. Irish pub. Edgar Wright adjacent.
In the Tall Grass (2019, dir. Vincenzo Natali)
ReplyDeleteNothing a good lawn mower can't fix.
HOLLYWOOD MEATCLEAVER MASSACRE (1977) dir. Ed Wood
ReplyDeleteAwfully prosaic slasher for auteur trasher Wood.
WILD ZERO (1999) dir. Tetsuro Takeuchi
ReplyDeleteJapanese zombie trans-positive Streets of Fire
I Saw the TV Glow (2024 Dir. Jane Schoenbrun)
ReplyDeleteI will never ever miss High School.
Stage Fright (2014)
ReplyDeleteNeeded a palate cleanser after The Mist.
Species 3 (20024)
ReplyDeleteFranchise Thesis: Alien boobs are the best
Trap (2024): Super easy, barely an inconvenience: The Movie
ReplyDeleteseven word reviews are TIGHT! wow wow wow..wow
DeleteHell High (1987)
ReplyDeleteDid these kids escape from Camp Arawak?
Frankenstein (1931)
ReplyDeleteThis viewing had me craving Burgomaster backstory.
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) with fthis commentary!
ReplyDeleteShort on fear. Cheaper Than most beer.
Phantasm (1979)
ReplyDeleteThe box from Dune! Lisan al Gaib!!!
Skeleton Man (2004)
ReplyDelete...kills squad down to a Skeleton Crew!
Misery (1990)
ReplyDeleteDisgraced pediatric nurse becomes divisive literary critic.
We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011)
ReplyDeleteScary monster movie--but who's the monster?
Scare Me (2020, dir. Josh Ruben)
ReplyDeleteIMDb says "comedy, horror". This is neither.
Mr. Sardonicus (1961)
ReplyDeleteBaron Sardonicus Says of Punishment Poll: RIGGED!
The Fly (1986)
ReplyDeleteBaboons easier to come by in 1986.
Let Me In (2010)
ReplyDeleteElias Koteas makes me think crumpets/cricket.
RUN (2020)
ReplyDeleteNot to be confused with Kurosawa’s RAN.
The Town That Dreaded Sundown (2014)
ReplyDeleteI guess they all can't be winners.
Shaun of the Dead
ReplyDeleteSadly, I'd be David in this situation.
MAGIC (1978):
ReplyDeleteSweaters great on Tony and off Ann-Margret.
The Walking Dead (1936)
ReplyDeleteNot Norman Reedus: this one’s got Karloff!
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1956)
ReplyDelete“Earthlings with our stupid minds… Stupid! Stupid!”
Sinister (2012):
ReplyDeleteThe last time I sacrificed to Bughuul
Wow, a rare Gabby Ferro sighting!
DeleteNice to see you back, Gabby! 😍🤟😃
DeleteThank you! Nice to be back! ❤️
DeleteDead of Night (1945)
ReplyDeleteAnthology that builds to a creepy effect
Revenge (2017)
ReplyDeleteCoralie Fargeat loves to showcase da butt.
IT CAME FROM OUTER SPACE (1953)
ReplyDeleteFlying saucers, but never any flying cups.
Salem's Lot (2024)
ReplyDeleteLots of beef between vampires and christians.
Terror is a Man 1959 (Dir. Gerry De Leon)
ReplyDeleteBlood Island? Sheeeeiit! Want some Moreau that!
Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls (2023)
ReplyDeleteCampy occultist comedy too mooch! I dunno.
Creepshow (1982)
ReplyDeleteRelationship goals: Hal Holbrook and Adrienne Barbeau.
The Signal (2008)
ReplyDeleteGuys, don't watch TV. Watch movies instead!
WES CRAVEN PRESENTS: THEY (2002)
ReplyDeleteSupernatural demons better than dating Marc Blucas.
Lisa Frankenstein (2024 Dir by Zelda Williams)
ReplyDeleteImproper Zombie response? "Yeah. I'd fuck it"
Friday the 13th (1980)
ReplyDeleteWait... This time it's really the mother?!
Before I Wake (2016)
ReplyDeleteFlanagan: goat. Tremblay: goat. Jane: go.. barefoot
Saw III (2006)
ReplyDeleteMe the entire film, "WHAT'S HAPPENING!" ...Oh.
The Haunted Palace (1963)
ReplyDeleteVincent inherits palace but pays the Price
Night of the Comet (1984)
ReplyDeleteOmega valley girls shop 'til zombies drop.
The Omen (1976)
ReplyDeleteWild funeral for an attempted child murderer
Ravenous (1999)
ReplyDeleteIt certainly was not a shpadoinkle day
Wolfcop (2014)
ReplyDeleteUnassailable proof that wolfman does got nards
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare Commentary
ReplyDeleteMike getting wood more wholesome than expected
Mirrors (2008)
ReplyDelete(Sung)
“Whooooo iiiiiiiiiis that girl I…” oh… *vomits
Review count for day 3: 60
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 3: 209