The EntityLike Poltergeist with lots of sexual assault.
Terrifier 3 Damien Leone 2024Then I saw Art killing Santa Claus Ripping out his beard so snowy white
Shocking Dark Bruno Mattai 1989Hmmmm, have I seen this movie before?
Sergio Martino's TORSO (1973, ARROW 4K UHD). First time seeing movie in 4K.20 seconds in: full frontal. VIVA L'ITALIA!OR"Slumber Party Massacre"-like finale's picturesque as hell.ORAbsolutely, positively NEVER makeout beneath an underpass.
Bruno Mattei's CRUEL JAWS, AKA "JAWS 5" (1995, BLU-RAY).What OG "Jaws" lacked: Hulk Hogan, F-words.OR1995's too late for such unintentional tone-deafness.ORMost entertaining "Jaws" "sequel" ever made. #FIGHTME
House (1977) A ghost haunts. Kung-Fu kicks. I watch.
House (1985)Man works through PTSD with demon dismemberment.
Lord of Illusions (1995)D’Amour evil-of-the-week series when?
Castle of Blood (1964)Love with the dead never works out
Darker Than Night (1975)Follow requests, or else the ghost comesorNever work in a library by yourself
It (2017)Clown terrorizes town of losers and assholes
My Bloody Valentine (2009)Love the original but can tolerate thisorCGI gore: not a great cinematic development
Kill, Baby... Kill! (1966)Another October, another ultragothic Mario Bava joint.OrLydia Deetz's water broke while watching this!
HANNIBAL (2001, Dir. Ridley Scott)Hogs go wild for that Oldman smell.
Penny Gold (1973)Do you want to take a nap?
Christine (1983)Arnie lucky. My first ride? Station wagon.
Phantoms (1998)First 30 minutes are the bomb, yo!
Jaws (1975)The islanders could be a bit nicer
Bad Ronald (1974, dir. Buzz Kulick)Bad Ronald walked so Modine could run.
The Exorcist III (1990)Police badges were the original AMC Stubs
The House by the Cemetery (1981)Jeez, what a pain in the neck!
Tremors (1990, dir. Ron Underwood)Every Kevin Bacon line reading is gold.
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4:THE DREAM MASTER (1988) dir. Renny Harlin Dramarama song still one of best parts.
LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL (2024) dir. Colin & Cameron CairnesWhen Stupid Human Tricks get outta hand.
The Ward (2010)Maybe I'll appreciate it this time... Nope.
Fright Night (1985)Charlie is Marty McFly to Peter's George.
A Bucket Of Blood (1959, dir. Roger Corman)Beat poetry inspires bus boy's murderous sculptures.
King on Screen (2022)Very kind of them to include Cell
The Substance (2024, dir. Coralie Fargeat)Elisabeth Sparkle, remember you are one, girl.
Halloween: H2O (1998, dir. Steve Miner)All movies are improved by LL Cool J.
An American Werewolf in London (1981)Were in the world is Lycan Sandiego?
Resident Evil: Extinction (2007, dir. Russell Mulcahy)Milla becomes telepathic, goes full Tina Shepard.
The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)One more time for the Clockwork Wizards!
WNUF Halloween Special (2013)Like Crypt's "Terror Television" but really fun
Piranha 3D (2010, dir. Alexandre Aja)Boobs and blood. What's not to like?
Martin (1977)Horny housewives and vampires who love them.
Invisible Agent (1942)The Nazis couldn't see their plans through.
The Lost BoysSanta Carla sure looks like Santa Cruz…
Terrifier 2 (2022)Would've preferred 2 hours of dream sequence.
Needful Things (1993)It seems to me they are overpaying.
Cherry Falls (1999)Missed opportunity for Mohr cherry popping jokes.
The Shinning (1980)Heard the original line was "Captain Morgan".
Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)Could also be called Argue Argue Argue.
The Wicker Man (2006)This movie ages like a fine wine.
Willard (1971)Potential Bruce Davidson franchise stolen by rodent
The Substance (2024)Apply Demi glaze for that youthful look
Cutting Class (1989)Brad Pitt eats in bunch of scenes
Tarot (2024)Wow Peter Parker's friend really likes podcasts.
Young Frankenstein (1974)Original title: Revenge of the Enormous Schwanzstucker.
THE EXORCIST (1973) Imagine if Dennis Quaid was this Reagan.
End of the Line (2006)Midnight Meat Train for the Evangelical lobby.
The Ward (2011)Less offensive D.I.D. portrayal than Shyamalan (somehow)
Abigail (2024)Vampire lore makes no sense...good time!
The Cat o’ Nine TailsNothing hits quite like milk after sex
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Zodiac (2007)Fincher’s best. I am not the Zodiac…
C.H.U.D. (1984)"Are you telling me this C.H.U.D.'s nuclear!?!"orNew York...Trap-neuter-release your C.H.U.D.s.
The Fog (1980)Jaws minus sharks plus foggy leper pirates.
Stake Land (2011 Dir. Jim Mickle)Religious zealots make zombie vampire apocalypse worseStake Land 2: The Stakelander (Dir. Dan Berk, Robert Olsen)Zealots find Vampire Queen. Still not helping.
V/H/S/BeyondStarting to think these aren’t for me.
Lowlifes (2024)Two redheads? What's this, my search history?
The Babysitter: Killer Queen (2020)Ken Marino should be the whole movie.
THE EVIL DEAD (1981) Why didn't this popularize magnifying glass necklaces?
1408 (2007)The real horror here is pediatric cancer.
The Dead Zone (1983, dir. David Cronenberg)Stephen King predicts Trump and broken ice
V/H/S Beyond (2024, dir. Everyone)Should have bailed on series after 2.
Pumpkinhead 2: Blood Wings (1994, dir. Jeff Burr)Punky Brewster fights Pumpkinhead; no Glomer sighted.
Nightmare Weekend (1986)Even terrible '80s horror is still watchable.
Basket Case (1982)All I saw was a cranky geodude
Francis in the Haunted House (1956 Dir. Charles Lamont)Talking mule? Sure. Rooney the playboy? righhhhhht.
Bad Moon (1996)Makes great argument for 79 min movies
The Blair Witch Project (1999) dir. Daniel Myrick & Eduardo SanchezEven fully informed, freaked my teens OUT!
The Invisible Woman (1940)Universal horror??! More like Universal BORES ya.
Review count for day 6: 74Review total after day 6: 429
The Entity
ReplyDeleteLike Poltergeist with lots of sexual assault.
Terrifier 3 Damien Leone 2024
ReplyDeleteThen I saw Art killing Santa Claus
Ripping out his beard so snowy white
Shocking Dark Bruno Mattai 1989
ReplyDeleteHmmmm, have I seen this movie before?
Sergio Martino's TORSO (1973, ARROW 4K UHD). First time seeing movie in 4K.
ReplyDelete20 seconds in: full frontal. VIVA L'ITALIA!
OR
"Slumber Party Massacre"-like finale's picturesque as hell.
OR
Absolutely, positively NEVER makeout beneath an underpass.
Bruno Mattei's CRUEL JAWS, AKA "JAWS 5" (1995, BLU-RAY).
ReplyDeleteWhat OG "Jaws" lacked: Hulk Hogan, F-words.
OR
1995's too late for such unintentional tone-deafness.
OR
Most entertaining "Jaws" "sequel" ever made. #FIGHTME
House (1977)
ReplyDeleteA ghost haunts. Kung-Fu kicks. I watch.
House (1985)
ReplyDeleteMan works through PTSD with demon dismemberment.
Lord of Illusions (1995)
ReplyDeleteD’Amour evil-of-the-week series when?
Castle of Blood (1964)
ReplyDeleteLove with the dead never works out
Darker Than Night (1975)
ReplyDeleteFollow requests, or else the ghost comes
or
Never work in a library by yourself
It (2017)
ReplyDeleteClown terrorizes town of losers and assholes
My Bloody Valentine (2009)
ReplyDeleteLove the original but can tolerate this
or
CGI gore: not a great cinematic development
Kill, Baby... Kill! (1966)
ReplyDeleteAnother October, another ultragothic Mario Bava joint.
Or
Lydia Deetz's water broke while watching this!
HANNIBAL (2001, Dir. Ridley Scott)
ReplyDeleteHogs go wild for that Oldman smell.
Penny Gold (1973)
ReplyDeleteDo you want to take a nap?
Christine (1983)
ReplyDeleteArnie lucky. My first ride? Station wagon.
Phantoms (1998)
ReplyDeleteFirst 30 minutes are the bomb, yo!
Jaws (1975)
ReplyDeleteThe islanders could be a bit nicer
Bad Ronald (1974, dir. Buzz Kulick)
ReplyDeleteBad Ronald walked so Modine could run.
The Exorcist III (1990)
ReplyDeletePolice badges were the original AMC Stubs
The House by the Cemetery (1981)
ReplyDeleteJeez, what a pain in the neck!
Tremors (1990, dir. Ron Underwood)
ReplyDeleteEvery Kevin Bacon line reading is gold.
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4:
ReplyDeleteTHE DREAM MASTER
(1988) dir. Renny Harlin
Dramarama song still one of best parts.
LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL (2024)
ReplyDeletedir. Colin & Cameron Cairnes
When Stupid Human Tricks get outta hand.
The Ward (2010)
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'll appreciate it this time...
Nope.
Fright Night (1985)
ReplyDeleteCharlie is Marty McFly to Peter's George.
A Bucket Of Blood (1959, dir. Roger Corman)
ReplyDeleteBeat poetry inspires bus boy's murderous sculptures.
King on Screen (2022)
ReplyDeleteVery kind of them to include Cell
The Substance (2024, dir. Coralie Fargeat)
ReplyDeleteElisabeth Sparkle, remember you are one, girl.
Halloween: H2O (1998, dir. Steve Miner)
ReplyDeleteAll movies are improved by LL Cool J.
An American Werewolf in London (1981)
ReplyDeleteWere in the world is Lycan Sandiego?
Resident Evil: Extinction (2007, dir. Russell Mulcahy)
ReplyDeleteMilla becomes telepathic, goes full Tina Shepard.
The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)
ReplyDeleteOne more time for the Clockwork Wizards!
WNUF Halloween Special (2013)
ReplyDeleteLike Crypt's "Terror Television" but really fun
Piranha 3D (2010, dir. Alexandre Aja)
ReplyDeleteBoobs and blood. What's not to like?
Martin (1977)
ReplyDeleteHorny housewives and vampires who love them.
Invisible Agent (1942)
ReplyDeleteThe Nazis couldn't see their plans through.
The Lost Boys
ReplyDeleteSanta Carla sure looks like Santa Cruz…
Terrifier 2 (2022)
ReplyDeleteWould've preferred 2 hours of dream sequence.
Needful Things (1993)
ReplyDeleteIt seems to me they are overpaying.
Cherry Falls (1999)
ReplyDeleteMissed opportunity for Mohr cherry popping jokes.
The Shinning (1980)
ReplyDeleteHeard the original line was "Captain Morgan".
Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)
ReplyDeleteCould also be called Argue Argue Argue.
The Wicker Man (2006)
ReplyDeleteThis movie ages like a fine wine.
Willard (1971)
ReplyDeletePotential Bruce Davidson franchise stolen by rodent
The Substance (2024)
ReplyDeleteApply Demi glaze for that youthful look
Cutting Class (1989)
ReplyDeleteBrad Pitt eats in bunch of scenes
Tarot (2024)
ReplyDeleteWow Peter Parker's friend really likes podcasts.
Young Frankenstein (1974)
ReplyDeleteOriginal title: Revenge of the Enormous Schwanzstucker.
THE EXORCIST (1973)
ReplyDeleteImagine if Dennis Quaid was this Reagan.
End of the Line (2006)
ReplyDeleteMidnight Meat Train for the Evangelical lobby.
The Ward (2011)
ReplyDeleteLess offensive D.I.D. portrayal than Shyamalan (somehow)
Abigail (2024)
ReplyDeleteVampire lore makes no sense...good time!
The Cat o’ Nine Tails
ReplyDeleteNothing hits quite like milk after sex
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteZodiac (2007)
ReplyDeleteFincher’s best.
I am not the Zodiac…
C.H.U.D. (1984)
ReplyDelete"Are you telling me this C.H.U.D.'s nuclear!?!"
or
New York...Trap-neuter-release your C.H.U.D.s.
The Fog (1980)
ReplyDeleteJaws minus sharks plus foggy leper pirates.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteStake Land (2011 Dir. Jim Mickle)
ReplyDeleteReligious zealots make zombie vampire apocalypse worse
Stake Land 2: The Stakelander (Dir. Dan Berk, Robert Olsen)
Zealots find Vampire Queen. Still not helping.
V/H/S/Beyond
ReplyDeleteStarting to think these aren’t for me.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteLowlifes (2024)
ReplyDeleteTwo redheads? What's this, my search history?
The Babysitter: Killer Queen (2020)
ReplyDeleteKen Marino should be the whole movie.
THE EVIL DEAD (1981)
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't this popularize magnifying glass necklaces?
1408 (2007)
ReplyDeleteThe real horror here is pediatric cancer.
The Dead Zone (1983, dir. David Cronenberg)
ReplyDeleteStephen King predicts Trump and broken ice
V/H/S Beyond (2024, dir. Everyone)
ReplyDeleteShould have bailed on series after 2.
Pumpkinhead 2: Blood Wings (1994, dir. Jeff Burr)
ReplyDeletePunky Brewster fights Pumpkinhead; no Glomer sighted.
Nightmare Weekend (1986)
ReplyDeleteEven terrible '80s horror is still watchable.
Basket Case (1982)
ReplyDeleteAll I saw was a cranky geodude
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteFrancis in the Haunted House (1956 Dir. Charles Lamont)
ReplyDeleteTalking mule? Sure. Rooney the playboy? righhhhhht.
Bad Moon (1996)
ReplyDeleteMakes great argument for 79 min movies
The Blair Witch Project (1999) dir. Daniel Myrick & Eduardo Sanchez
ReplyDeleteEven fully informed, freaked my teens OUT!
The Invisible Woman (1940)
ReplyDeleteUniversal horror??! More like Universal BORES ya.
Review count for day 6: 74
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 6: 429