Sunday, October 6, 2024

2024 Scary Movie Challenge Day 6

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  1. The Entity

    Like Poltergeist with lots of sexual assault.

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  2. Terrifier 3 Damien Leone 2024


    Then I saw Art killing Santa Claus

    Ripping out his beard so snowy white

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  3. Shocking Dark Bruno Mattai 1989

    Hmmmm, have I seen this movie before?

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  4. Sergio Martino's TORSO (1973, ARROW 4K UHD). First time seeing movie in 4K.

    20 seconds in: full frontal. VIVA L'ITALIA!

    OR

    "Slumber Party Massacre"-like finale's picturesque as hell.

    OR

    Absolutely, positively NEVER makeout beneath an underpass.

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  5. Bruno Mattei's CRUEL JAWS, AKA "JAWS 5" (1995, BLU-RAY).

    What OG "Jaws" lacked: Hulk Hogan, F-words.

    OR

    1995's too late for such unintentional tone-deafness.

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    Most entertaining "Jaws" "sequel" ever made. #FIGHTME

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  6. House (1977)

    A ghost haunts. Kung-Fu kicks. I watch.

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  7. House (1985)

    Man works through PTSD with demon dismemberment.

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  8. Lord of Illusions (1995)

    D’Amour evil-of-the-week series when?

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  9. Castle of Blood (1964)

    Love with the dead never works out

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  10. Darker Than Night (1975)

    Follow requests, or else the ghost comes
    or
    Never work in a library by yourself

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  11. It (2017)

    Clown terrorizes town of losers and assholes

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  12. My Bloody Valentine (2009)

    Love the original but can tolerate this
    or
    CGI gore: not a great cinematic development

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  13. Kill, Baby... Kill! (1966)

    Another October, another ultragothic Mario Bava joint.

    Or

    Lydia Deetz's water broke while watching this!

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  14. HANNIBAL (2001, Dir. Ridley Scott)

    Hogs go wild for that Oldman smell.

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  15. Penny Gold (1973)

    Do you want to take a nap?

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  16. Christine (1983)

    Arnie lucky. My first ride? Station wagon.

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  17. Phantoms (1998)

    First 30 minutes are the bomb, yo!

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  18. Jaws (1975)

    The islanders could be a bit nicer

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  19. Bad Ronald (1974, dir. Buzz Kulick)

    Bad Ronald walked so Modine could run.

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  20. The Exorcist III (1990)

    Police badges were the original AMC Stubs

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  21. The House by the Cemetery (1981)
    Jeez, what a pain in the neck!

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  22. Tremors (1990, dir. Ron Underwood)

    Every Kevin Bacon line reading is gold.

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  23. A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4:
    THE DREAM MASTER
    (1988) dir. Renny Harlin

    Dramarama song still one of best parts.

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  24. LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL (2024)
    dir. Colin & Cameron Cairnes

    When Stupid Human Tricks get outta hand.

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  25. The Ward (2010)

    Maybe I'll appreciate it this time...

    Nope.

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  26. Fright Night (1985)

    Charlie is Marty McFly to Peter's George.

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  27. A Bucket Of Blood (1959, dir. Roger Corman)

    Beat poetry inspires bus boy's murderous sculptures.

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  28. King on Screen (2022)
    Very kind of them to include Cell

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  29. The Substance (2024, dir. Coralie Fargeat)

    Elisabeth Sparkle, remember you are one, girl.

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  30. Halloween: H2O (1998, dir. Steve Miner)

    All movies are improved by LL Cool J.

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  31. An American Werewolf in London (1981)

    Were in the world is Lycan Sandiego?

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  32. Resident Evil: Extinction (2007, dir. Russell Mulcahy)

    Milla becomes telepathic, goes full Tina Shepard.

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  33. The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)

    One more time for the Clockwork Wizards!

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  34. WNUF Halloween Special (2013)
    Like Crypt's "Terror Television" but really fun

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  35. Piranha 3D (2010, dir. Alexandre Aja)

    Boobs and blood. What's not to like?

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  36. Martin (1977)
    Horny housewives and vampires who love them.

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  37. Invisible Agent (1942)

    The Nazis couldn't see their plans through.

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  38. The Lost Boys

    Santa Carla sure looks like Santa Cruz…

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  39. Terrifier 2 (2022)

    Would've preferred 2 hours of dream sequence.

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  40. Needful Things (1993)

    It seems to me they are overpaying.

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  41. Cherry Falls (1999)

    Missed opportunity for Mohr cherry popping jokes.

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  42. The Shinning (1980)

    Heard the original line was "Captain Morgan".

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  43. Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)

    Could also be called Argue Argue Argue.

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  44. The Wicker Man (2006)

    This movie ages like a fine wine.

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  45. Willard (1971)

    Potential Bruce Davidson franchise stolen by rodent

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  46. The Substance (2024)

    Apply Demi glaze for that youthful look

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  47. Cutting Class (1989)

    Brad Pitt eats in bunch of scenes

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  48. Tarot (2024)

    Wow Peter Parker's friend really likes podcasts.

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  49. Young Frankenstein (1974)

    Original title: Revenge of the Enormous Schwanzstucker.

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  50. THE EXORCIST (1973)

    Imagine if Dennis Quaid was this Reagan.

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  51. End of the Line (2006)

    Midnight Meat Train for the Evangelical lobby.

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  52. The Ward (2011)

    Less offensive D.I.D. portrayal than Shyamalan (somehow)

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  53. Abigail (2024)

    Vampire lore makes no sense...good time!

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  54. The Cat o’ Nine Tails

    Nothing hits quite like milk after sex

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  56. Zodiac (2007)

    Fincher’s best.
    I am not the Zodiac…

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  57. C.H.U.D. (1984)

    "Are you telling me this C.H.U.D.'s nuclear!?!"
    or
    New York...Trap-neuter-release your C.H.U.D.s.

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  58. The Fog (1980)

    Jaws minus sharks plus foggy leper pirates.

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  60. Stake Land (2011 Dir. Jim Mickle)

    Religious zealots make zombie vampire apocalypse worse

    Stake Land 2: The Stakelander (Dir. Dan Berk, Robert Olsen)

    Zealots find Vampire Queen. Still not helping.

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  61. V/H/S/Beyond

    Starting to think these aren’t for me.

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  63. Lowlifes (2024)

    Two redheads? What's this, my search history?

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  64. The Babysitter: Killer Queen (2020)

    Ken Marino should be the whole movie.

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  65. THE EVIL DEAD (1981)

    Why didn't this popularize magnifying glass necklaces?

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  66. 1408 (2007)

    The real horror here is pediatric cancer.

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  67. The Dead Zone (1983, dir. David Cronenberg)

    Stephen King predicts Trump and broken ice

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  68. V/H/S Beyond (2024, dir. Everyone)

    Should have bailed on series after 2.

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  69. Pumpkinhead 2: Blood Wings (1994, dir. Jeff Burr)

    Punky Brewster fights Pumpkinhead; no Glomer sighted.

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  70. Nightmare Weekend (1986)

    Even terrible '80s horror is still watchable.

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  71. Basket Case (1982)

    All I saw was a cranky geodude

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  73. Francis in the Haunted House (1956 Dir. Charles Lamont)

    Talking mule? Sure. Rooney the playboy? righhhhhht.

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  74. Bad Moon (1996)

    Makes great argument for 79 min movies

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  75. The Blair Witch Project (1999) dir. Daniel Myrick & Eduardo Sanchez

    Even fully informed, freaked my teens OUT!

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  76. The Invisible Woman (1940)
    Universal horror??! More like Universal BORES ya.

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  77. Review count for day 6: 74
    Review total after day 6: 429

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