Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett's SCREAM VI (2023, 4K UHD).The one where Ghostface becomes "The Terminator."ORNo GIANT rats? This NYC's clearly Canadian.ORBest sixth horror sequel since "Jason Lives."
Mary Lambert's PET SEMATARY (1989, 4K UHD). First time seeing movie in 4K.Fred Gwynne tastes like chicken? Gage knows.OR"Tasha" Yar's spills her (husband's) guts... again!ORBirthplace of "The [REAL] Legend of Zelda."
Joe Dante's THE HOWLING (1981, 4K UHD). First time seeing the movie in 4K.Robert Picardo showing off, can't dodge acid.ORNew "White Lotus" season took weird turn!ORDick Miller, Slim Pickens. Together at last.
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)The greatest opening scene of all time?
The Invisible Agent Edwin L. Marin 1942Griffin constantly mooning nazis, makes me happy
Requiem for a Vampire (1971)Monsieur Rollin presents: 2 Girls 1 Château.
BLACK CHRISTMAS (2006, Dir. Glen Morgan) Agnes looks like punk rock Taylor Negron.
BLADE (1998) Blade’s got it made in the shade(s).
Night School (1981, dir. Ken Hughes)I'd be willing to eat Shower Fruit.
End of Days (1999, dir. Peter Hyams)Arnie literally says "not today" to Satan.
V/H/S Beyond (2024)Who found this footage? Marvin the Martian??
Beyond Re-Animator (2003)Herbert does prison. Ill pardon movies mediocrity.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)Every SSM commentary should be Halloween III.
Silent Hill (2006): Silent Hill...more like snoozeville. Ya borin!
Seconds (1966)Ruby had the chicken earlier; wanted Seconds
One Cut of the Dead (2017)... but the short film still sucks, right?
Saw (2004)I collect bad Cary Elwes American accents
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Cure (1997)It’s God Told Me To… Nippon Edition!
HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH (1982) Damn! He made love to M3GAN!
The Reef (2010)Aussies are terrible at packing boat safely.
Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010, dir. Paul W.S. Anderson)Kim Coates was born to play assholes.Holocaust 2000 (1977, dir. Alberto De Martino)Kirk Douglas robs cradle, creates the Antichrist.
Speak No Evil (2024, dir. James Watkins)Hoppy is the real villain here, agreed?
It Comes At Night (2017)A movie about 2020 made in 2017.
PROM NIGHT (1980) Favorite credit: “Introducing Sheldon Rybowski as ‘Slick.’”
Underwater (2020, dir. William Eubank)So where is this one set again?
Invisible Woman (1940)Classic Universal Horror Films need MORE GANGSTERS!
Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)PRONOUNCED “Chez-A-Ray:”Cesare! Cesare! Kills Dagover: Yay or Nay?PRONOUNCED “See-Zar:”See Cesare! Beware Cesare! Bizarre Cesare!
It Follows (2014)Heavy sleeper, sure, but come on Greg!
Train To Busan (2016)Me watching tearfully: I'm infected!... with EMOTIONS
Alien (1979)Ripley's Game by the talented mr. Ridley
This wins!
Shaun of the Dead (2004)Nothing like an evening at the Winchester.
PROM NIGHT (2008) Couldn’t have predicted Idris Elba showing up.
Alien 3 (1992)"Best in the Franchise" - Mike Pomaro (Probably)
The Faculty (1998)Offspring scored Dimension logo?! Let's fucking go!
Jeepers Creepers (2001)Despite scumbag director, I really like this. OrHow'd the Creeper get that vanity plate?
DEAD OF NIGHT (1945):All these things happened to me, too
Ready or Not (2019) Should be as beloved as You’re Next.
KristyI really don’t have much to say.
The Final Girls 2015Billy Murphy…better name than Jason Voorhees.
What Lies Beneath (2000) It's like Architectural Digest; Vermont, meets Goosebumps
Longlegs (2024)Perkins Junior directing Cage giving Perkins Senior
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)I think we just picked up Dracula.
SUSPIRIA (1977) The Overlook wishes it had these interiors.
V/H/S Beyond (2024)Kids! Wanna hear where babies come from??
'Salem's Lot (2024)Warner Bros., release the "actual movie" cut.
Oh, and here's a terrible pun for you:Sets the "Barlow" for the next adaptation.
Wrong Turn (2003)This is how I picture horror conventions.
THE RELIC (1997) Monster's rapid growth, but Tom's size more.
Phantoms (1998)Jason Mewes was right about Affleck's performance
House of Wax (2005)More like house of peanut butter, amirite?
Sleepy Hollow (dir. 1999, Tim Burton)I’m skipping syrup at the pancake feed
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)Michelle's this movie. Howard's the Cloverfield franchise.
Deadly Friend (1986)Did Wes just take Freddy's boiler room?
The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)Frankenstein resuscitates puppy and gibbited Christopher Lee.
Salem's Lot (2024)It has no soul. . . . No David Soul.
The Happiness of the Katakuris (2001) dir. Takashi Miike What if Savage Steve Holland was Japanese?
SSH reference!? i must see this
A Quiet Place Day OneCat tries to kill owners using monsters
Apartment 7A (2024; Dir. Natalie Erika James)Surprise musical numbers in Rosemary's Baby prequel
Review count for day 7: 58Review total after day 7: 487
Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett's SCREAM VI (2023, 4K UHD).
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No GIANT rats? This NYC's clearly Canadian.
OR
Best sixth horror sequel since "Jason Lives."
Mary Lambert's PET SEMATARY (1989, 4K UHD). First time seeing movie in 4K.
ReplyDeleteFred Gwynne tastes like chicken? Gage knows.
OR
"Tasha" Yar's spills her (husband's) guts... again!
OR
Birthplace of "The [REAL] Legend of Zelda."
Joe Dante's THE HOWLING (1981, 4K UHD). First time seeing the movie in 4K.
ReplyDeleteRobert Picardo showing off, can't dodge acid.
OR
New "White Lotus" season took weird turn!
OR
Dick Miller, Slim Pickens. Together at last.
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
ReplyDeleteThe greatest opening scene of all time?
The Invisible Agent Edwin L. Marin 1942
ReplyDeleteGriffin constantly mooning nazis, makes me happy
Requiem for a Vampire (1971)
ReplyDeleteMonsieur Rollin presents: 2 Girls 1 Château.
BLACK CHRISTMAS (2006, Dir. Glen Morgan)
ReplyDeleteAgnes looks like punk rock Taylor Negron.
BLADE (1998)
ReplyDeleteBlade’s got it made in the shade(s).
Night School (1981, dir. Ken Hughes)
ReplyDeleteI'd be willing to eat Shower Fruit.
End of Days (1999, dir. Peter Hyams)
ReplyDeleteArnie literally says "not today" to Satan.
V/H/S Beyond (2024)
ReplyDeleteWho found this footage? Marvin the Martian??
Beyond Re-Animator (2003)
ReplyDeleteHerbert does prison. Ill pardon movies mediocrity.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
ReplyDeleteEvery SSM commentary should be Halloween III.
Silent Hill (2006): Silent Hill...more like snoozeville. Ya borin!
ReplyDeleteSeconds (1966)
ReplyDeleteRuby had the chicken earlier; wanted Seconds
One Cut of the Dead (2017)
ReplyDelete... but the short film still sucks, right?
Saw (2004)
ReplyDeleteI collect bad Cary Elwes American accents
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ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteCure (1997)
It’s God Told Me To… Nippon Edition!
HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH (1982)
ReplyDeleteDamn! He made love to M3GAN!
The Reef (2010)
ReplyDeleteAussies are terrible at packing boat safely.
Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010, dir. Paul W.S. Anderson)
ReplyDeleteKim Coates was born to play assholes.
Holocaust 2000 (1977, dir. Alberto De Martino)
Kirk Douglas robs cradle, creates the Antichrist.
Speak No Evil (2024, dir. James Watkins)
ReplyDeleteHoppy is the real villain here, agreed?
It Comes At Night (2017)
ReplyDeleteA movie about 2020 made in 2017.
PROM NIGHT (1980)
ReplyDeleteFavorite credit: “Introducing Sheldon Rybowski as ‘Slick.’”
Underwater (2020, dir. William Eubank)
ReplyDeleteSo where is this one set again?
Invisible Woman (1940)
ReplyDeleteClassic Universal Horror Films need MORE GANGSTERS!
Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)
ReplyDeletePRONOUNCED “Chez-A-Ray:”
Cesare! Cesare! Kills Dagover: Yay or Nay?
PRONOUNCED “See-Zar:”
See Cesare! Beware Cesare! Bizarre Cesare!
It Follows (2014)
ReplyDeleteHeavy sleeper, sure, but come on Greg!
Train To Busan (2016)
ReplyDeleteMe watching tearfully: I'm infected!... with EMOTIONS
Alien (1979)
ReplyDeleteRipley's Game by the talented mr. Ridley
This wins!
DeleteShaun of the Dead (2004)
ReplyDeleteNothing like an evening at the Winchester.
PROM NIGHT (2008)
ReplyDeleteCouldn’t have predicted Idris Elba showing up.
Alien 3 (1992)
ReplyDelete"Best in the Franchise" - Mike Pomaro (Probably)
The Faculty (1998)
ReplyDeleteOffspring scored Dimension logo?! Let's fucking go!
Jeepers Creepers (2001)
ReplyDeleteDespite scumbag director, I really like this.
Or
How'd the Creeper get that vanity plate?
DEAD OF NIGHT (1945):
ReplyDeleteAll these things happened to me, too
Ready or Not (2019)
ReplyDeleteShould be as beloved as You’re Next.
Kristy
ReplyDeleteI really don’t have much to say.
The Final Girls 2015
ReplyDeleteBilly Murphy…better name than Jason Voorhees.
What Lies Beneath (2000)
ReplyDeleteIt's like Architectural Digest; Vermont, meets Goosebumps
Longlegs (2024)
ReplyDeletePerkins Junior directing Cage giving Perkins Senior
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteThe Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
ReplyDeleteI think we just picked up Dracula.
SUSPIRIA (1977)
ReplyDeleteThe Overlook wishes it had these interiors.
V/H/S Beyond (2024)
ReplyDeleteKids! Wanna hear where babies come from??
'Salem's Lot (2024)
ReplyDeleteWarner Bros., release the "actual movie" cut.
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DeleteOh, and here's a terrible pun for you:
DeleteSets the "Barlow" for the next adaptation.
Wrong Turn (2003)
ReplyDeleteThis is how I picture horror conventions.
THE RELIC (1997)
ReplyDeleteMonster's rapid growth, but Tom's size more.
Phantoms (1998)
ReplyDeleteJason Mewes was right about Affleck's performance
House of Wax (2005)
ReplyDeleteMore like house of peanut butter, amirite?
Sleepy Hollow (dir. 1999, Tim Burton)
ReplyDeleteI’m skipping syrup at the pancake feed
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)
ReplyDeleteMichelle's this movie. Howard's the Cloverfield franchise.
Deadly Friend (1986)
ReplyDeleteDid Wes just take Freddy's boiler room?
The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)
ReplyDeleteFrankenstein resuscitates puppy and gibbited Christopher Lee.
Salem's Lot (2024)
ReplyDeleteIt has no soul. . . . No David Soul.
The Happiness of the Katakuris
ReplyDelete(2001) dir. Takashi Miike
What if Savage Steve Holland was Japanese?
SSH reference!? i must see this
DeleteA Quiet Place Day One
ReplyDeleteCat tries to kill owners using monsters
Apartment 7A (2024; Dir. Natalie Erika James)
ReplyDeleteSurprise musical numbers in Rosemary's Baby prequel
Review count for day 7: 58
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 7: 487