Monday, October 7, 2024

2024 Scary Movie Challenge Day 7

64 comments:

  1. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett's SCREAM VI (2023, 4K UHD).

    The one where Ghostface becomes "The Terminator."

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    No GIANT rats? This NYC's clearly Canadian.

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    Best sixth horror sequel since "Jason Lives."

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  2. Mary Lambert's PET SEMATARY (1989, 4K UHD). First time seeing movie in 4K.

    Fred Gwynne tastes like chicken? Gage knows.

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    "Tasha" Yar's spills her (husband's) guts... again!

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    Birthplace of "The [REAL] Legend of Zelda."

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  3. Joe Dante's THE HOWLING (1981, 4K UHD). First time seeing the movie in 4K.

    Robert Picardo showing off, can't dodge acid.

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    New "White Lotus" season took weird turn!

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    Dick Miller, Slim Pickens. Together at last.

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  4. Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

    The greatest opening scene of all time?

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  5. The Invisible Agent Edwin L. Marin 1942

    Griffin constantly mooning nazis, makes me happy

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  6. Requiem for a Vampire (1971)

    Monsieur Rollin presents: 2 Girls 1 Château.

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  7. BLACK CHRISTMAS (2006, Dir. Glen Morgan)

    Agnes looks like punk rock Taylor Negron.

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  8. BLADE (1998)

    Blade’s got it made in the shade(s).

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  9. Night School (1981, dir. Ken Hughes)

    I'd be willing to eat Shower Fruit.

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  10. End of Days (1999, dir. Peter Hyams)

    Arnie literally says "not today" to Satan.

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  11. V/H/S Beyond (2024)

    Who found this footage? Marvin the Martian??

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  12. Beyond Re-Animator (2003)

    Herbert does prison. Ill pardon movies mediocrity.

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  13. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

    Every SSM commentary should be Halloween III.

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  14. Silent Hill (2006): Silent Hill...more like snoozeville. Ya borin!

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  15. Seconds (1966)
    Ruby had the chicken earlier; wanted Seconds

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  16. One Cut of the Dead (2017)

    ... but the short film still sucks, right?

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  17. Saw (2004)

    I collect bad Cary Elwes American accents

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  19. Cure (1997)

    It’s God Told Me To… Nippon Edition!

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  20. HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH (1982)

    Damn! He made love to M3GAN!

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  21. The Reef (2010)

    Aussies are terrible at packing boat safely.

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  22. Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010, dir. Paul W.S. Anderson)

    Kim Coates was born to play assholes.

    Holocaust 2000 (1977, dir. Alberto De Martino)

    Kirk Douglas robs cradle, creates the Antichrist.

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  23. Speak No Evil (2024, dir. James Watkins)

    Hoppy is the real villain here, agreed?

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  24. It Comes At Night (2017)

    A movie about 2020 made in 2017.

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  25. PROM NIGHT (1980)

    Favorite credit: “Introducing Sheldon Rybowski as ‘Slick.’”

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  26. Underwater (2020, dir. William Eubank)

    So where is this one set again?

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  27. Invisible Woman (1940)

    Classic Universal Horror Films need MORE GANGSTERS!

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  28. Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)

    PRONOUNCED “Chez-A-Ray:”
    Cesare! Cesare! Kills Dagover: Yay or Nay?

    PRONOUNCED “See-Zar:”
    See Cesare! Beware Cesare! Bizarre Cesare!

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  29. It Follows (2014)

    Heavy sleeper, sure, but come on Greg!

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  30. Train To Busan (2016)
    Me watching tearfully: I'm infected!... with EMOTIONS

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  31. Alien (1979)

    Ripley's Game by the talented mr. Ridley

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  32. Shaun of the Dead (2004)

    Nothing like an evening at the Winchester.

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  33. PROM NIGHT (2008)

    Couldn’t have predicted Idris Elba showing up.

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  34. Alien 3 (1992)

    "Best in the Franchise" - Mike Pomaro (Probably)

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  35. The Faculty (1998)
    Offspring scored Dimension logo?! Let's fucking go!

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  36. Jeepers Creepers (2001)

    Despite scumbag director, I really like this.

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    How'd the Creeper get that vanity plate?

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  37. DEAD OF NIGHT (1945):

    All these things happened to me, too

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  38. Ready or Not (2019)

    Should be as beloved as You’re Next.

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  39. Kristy

    I really don’t have much to say.

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  40. The Final Girls 2015

    Billy Murphy…better name than Jason Voorhees.

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  41. What Lies Beneath (2000)

    It's like Architectural Digest; Vermont, meets Goosebumps

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  42. Longlegs (2024)

    Perkins Junior directing Cage giving Perkins Senior

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  44. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

    I think we just picked up Dracula.

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  45. SUSPIRIA (1977)

    The Overlook wishes it had these interiors.

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  46. V/H/S Beyond (2024)
    Kids! Wanna hear where babies come from??

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  47. 'Salem's Lot (2024)

    Warner Bros., release the "actual movie" cut.

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    2. Oh, and here's a terrible pun for you:

      Sets the "Barlow" for the next adaptation.

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  48. Wrong Turn (2003)

    This is how I picture horror conventions.

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  49. THE RELIC (1997)

    Monster's rapid growth, but Tom's size more.

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  50. Phantoms (1998)

    Jason Mewes was right about Affleck's performance

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  51. House of Wax (2005)

    More like house of peanut butter, amirite?

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  52. Sleepy Hollow (dir. 1999, Tim Burton)

    I’m skipping syrup at the pancake feed

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  53. 10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)

    Michelle's this movie. Howard's the Cloverfield franchise.

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  54. Deadly Friend (1986)

    Did Wes just take Freddy's boiler room?

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  55. The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)

    Frankenstein resuscitates puppy and gibbited Christopher Lee.

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  56. Salem's Lot (2024)

    It has no soul. . . . No David Soul.

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  57. The Happiness of the Katakuris
    (2001) dir. Takashi Miike

    What if Savage Steve Holland was Japanese?

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  58. A Quiet Place Day One

    Cat tries to kill owners using monsters

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  59. Apartment 7A (2024; Dir. Natalie Erika James)

    Surprise musical numbers in Rosemary's Baby prequel

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  60. Review count for day 7: 58
    Review total after day 7: 487

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