Cameron and Colin Cairnes' LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL (2024, AMAZON RENTAL).Scarier than talking to devil? Spelling 'D-A-S-T-M-A-L-C-H-I-A-N!'ORThat creepy little girl? Wow, she's fire!
Corbin Bernsen in Brian Yuzna's THE DENTIST (1996, VESTRON COLECTION BLU-RAY) for the first time.Proof there's [NO?] life after "L.A. Law."ORDr. Feinstone, proud Dr. Giggles University graduate.OR"Terminator" shrink plays IRS auditor? Say 'AAAAHHHH!!!'
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Open 24 Hours (2018)The gas is unleaded; the narrator, unreliable.
Doctor Sleep (2019)Masterful sequel/adaptation… because we go on.
Resident Evil: Retribution (2012, dir. Paul W.S. Anderson)I Stockholm syndrome'd myself into loving this!?
TEETH (2007)Sex, the greatest evil of them allorDon't put it in there. No... ouch!
Slither (2006)Cannot let go of jealousy, even possessed.orMaybe not appropriate choice for pet lovers
Phantoms (1998)Last 15 minutes deserved better first 80
Killer Nun (1979)A decidedly less immaculate kind of nun.
DEATH PROOF (2007, Dir. Quentin Tarantino)Maximum speed is sexy feet per hour.
Terrifier (2016, dir. Damien Leone)"But, Doctor... I am Art the Clown."
perfect
House of the Dead (2003)Zombies vs Millennial island rave......go zombies! orPublic Service: Inarguably worst zombie movie ever
orClint Howard plays Gortons Fisherman impersonating Quint
Brightburn (dir. David Yarovesky, 2019)What to Expect When You’re Unsuspecting
Well done.
Spaced Invaders (1990)Takes place on Halloween so it counts
Fright Night (1985)So previous night's attack wasn't "For Real"?
Angel Heart (1987 dir. Alan Parker)Lucifer dream a little dream on me
Killers from Space (1954, dir. W. Lee Wilder)This cost me $0.15. Worth every penny.
Pieces (1982)Krandull with the power of the Kavorka.
The Haunted House (1921)21 minutes and silent. That's my fetish.
Hold Your Breath (2024)Dust to dust. That's it. Just dust.
Silent Faces (1926)Getting my RDA of silent film harpsichord.
Fright Night (2011) Replacing legendarily creepy character actor with……McLovin?
Ghost Story (1981)Fred Astaire stabs a guy in this.
This is accurate annnd made me laugh out loud.
Salem's Lot (2024 dir. Gary Dauberman)Drive In is sacred ground to Vampires.
Jennifer's Body (2009)If Gilmore Girls had included Satanic rituals.
Doctor Sleep (2019)Rose the Hat's real nemesis? Sensible footwear.
Donnie Darko theatrical cut aka the good one (2001, dir. Richard Kelly)Debut feature from the good R. Kelly
😳🤣😃👍
The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini (1966)The Maytag Repairman plays "J. Sinister Hulk."
The Blob (1988) That drain kill is pure nightmare fuel.
Terrifier (2018 Dir. Damien Leone)Possibly made to offend Gene Siskel's ghost.
Color Out Of Space (2019)Psychedelic meteor shit causes Cage to rage.
Craze (1974)Jack Palance is really quite the…..ladykiller.
feardotcom (2002, dir. William Malone)I'm becoming a feardotcom guy. I know.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997, dir. Jim Gillespie)Someone is eyeing Anne Heche's lemon drink
The title is seven words 🤣
BEETLEJUICE (1988) Big money pitch: Maxie Dean prequel series.
Frankenstein (1931)Tired: normal brainWired: abnormal, criminal brain
The Mummy (1932)Newsreel: "Imhotep! Slowest-talking wonder of the world!"
The Ladykillers (1955)What if Hitchcock’s Lodger were a comedy?
Dark Harvest (2023)Fantastical trope pastiche of the greaser corn.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)Welp, somebody said the name 3 times
Real review, this is very very boring
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984, dir. Wes Craven)Just five movies away from Lisa Zane
Hush (2016)This and Gerald's Game... Flanagan hates hands!
Friday the 13th, Part VII - The New Blood (1988)Everyone's just walkin' around the fuckin' woods.
DEAD OF NIGHT (1945) dir. Alberto Cavalcanti, Charles Crichton, Robert Hamer & Basil DeardenAgain, never fuck with angry, haunted dolls!
Dracula’s Daughter (1936)Bling Ring Vamp attempts vampire conversion therapy.
Scream (1996 Dir Wes Craven)Scream? Maybe about how awesome it is.
The Cell (2000)Someone mixed Jodorowsky and Nine Inch Nails
Abigail (2024)Enough twists to keep you on pointe
The Tingler (1959)Needed Hulkster to keep projection booth safe
House (1985)Scariest thing gotta be the lighting bill
The Blackcoat’s Daughter (2015)Slow as molasses… and just as scary.OR:It’s like David Lynch… without David Lynch.
The Substance (2024, Dir. Coralie Fargeat)Demi didn’t read the Terms and Conditions.
The Invisible Woman (1940)Drew Barrymore’s grandfather turns female nudist invisible.
Review count for day 8: 53Review total after day 8: 540
Cameron and Colin Cairnes' LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL (2024, AMAZON RENTAL).
ReplyDeleteScarier than talking to devil? Spelling 'D-A-S-T-M-A-L-C-H-I-A-N!'
OR
That creepy little girl? Wow, she's fire!
Corbin Bernsen in Brian Yuzna's THE DENTIST (1996, VESTRON COLECTION BLU-RAY) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteProof there's [NO?] life after "L.A. Law."
OR
Dr. Feinstone, proud Dr. Giggles University graduate.
OR
"Terminator" shrink plays IRS auditor? Say 'AAAAHHHH!!!'
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteOpen 24 Hours (2018)
ReplyDeleteThe gas is unleaded; the narrator, unreliable.
Doctor Sleep (2019)
ReplyDeleteMasterful sequel/adaptation… because we go on.
Resident Evil: Retribution (2012, dir. Paul W.S. Anderson)
ReplyDeleteI Stockholm syndrome'd myself into loving this!?
TEETH (2007)
ReplyDeleteSex, the greatest evil of them all
or
Don't put it in there. No... ouch!
Slither (2006)
ReplyDeleteCannot let go of jealousy, even possessed.
or
Maybe not appropriate choice for pet lovers
Phantoms (1998)
ReplyDeleteLast 15 minutes deserved better first 80
Killer Nun (1979)
ReplyDeleteA decidedly less immaculate kind of nun.
DEATH PROOF (2007, Dir. Quentin Tarantino)
ReplyDeleteMaximum speed is sexy feet per hour.
Terrifier (2016, dir. Damien Leone)
ReplyDelete"But, Doctor... I am Art the Clown."
perfect
DeleteHouse of the Dead (2003)
ReplyDeleteZombies vs Millennial island rave......go zombies!
or
Public Service: Inarguably worst zombie movie ever
or
DeleteClint Howard plays Gortons Fisherman impersonating Quint
Brightburn (dir. David Yarovesky, 2019)
ReplyDeleteWhat to Expect When You’re Unsuspecting
Well done.
DeleteSpaced Invaders (1990)
ReplyDeleteTakes place on Halloween so it counts
Fright Night (1985)
ReplyDeleteSo previous night's attack wasn't "For Real"?
Angel Heart (1987 dir. Alan Parker)
ReplyDeleteLucifer dream a little dream on me
Killers from Space (1954, dir. W. Lee Wilder)
ReplyDeleteThis cost me $0.15. Worth every penny.
Pieces (1982)
ReplyDeleteKrandull with the power of the Kavorka.
The Haunted House (1921)
ReplyDelete21 minutes and silent. That's my fetish.
Hold Your Breath (2024)
ReplyDeleteDust to dust. That's it. Just dust.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteSilent Faces (1926)
ReplyDeleteGetting my RDA of silent film harpsichord.
Fright Night (2011)
ReplyDeleteReplacing legendarily creepy character actor with……McLovin?
Ghost Story (1981)
ReplyDeleteFred Astaire stabs a guy in this.
This is accurate annnd made me laugh out loud.
DeleteSalem's Lot (2024 dir. Gary Dauberman)
ReplyDeleteDrive In is sacred ground to Vampires.
Jennifer's Body (2009)
ReplyDeleteIf Gilmore Girls had included Satanic rituals.
Doctor Sleep (2019)
ReplyDeleteRose the Hat's real nemesis? Sensible footwear.
Donnie Darko theatrical cut aka the good one (2001, dir. Richard Kelly)
ReplyDeleteDebut feature from the good R. Kelly
😳🤣😃👍
DeleteThe Ghost in the Invisible Bikini (1966)
ReplyDeleteThe Maytag Repairman plays "J. Sinister Hulk."
The Blob (1988)
ReplyDeleteThat drain kill is pure nightmare fuel.
Terrifier (2018 Dir. Damien Leone)
ReplyDeletePossibly made to offend Gene Siskel's ghost.
Color Out Of Space (2019)
ReplyDeletePsychedelic meteor shit causes Cage to rage.
Craze (1974)
ReplyDeleteJack Palance is really quite the…..ladykiller.
feardotcom (2002, dir. William Malone)
ReplyDeleteI'm becoming a feardotcom guy. I know.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997, dir. Jim Gillespie)
ReplyDeleteSomeone is eyeing Anne Heche's lemon drink
The title is seven words 🤣
DeleteBEETLEJUICE (1988)
ReplyDeleteBig money pitch: Maxie Dean prequel series.
Frankenstein (1931)
ReplyDeleteTired: normal brain
Wired: abnormal, criminal brain
The Mummy (1932)
ReplyDeleteNewsreel: "Imhotep! Slowest-talking wonder of the world!"
The Ladykillers (1955)
ReplyDeleteWhat if Hitchcock’s Lodger were a comedy?
Dark Harvest (2023)
ReplyDeleteFantastical trope pastiche of the greaser corn.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)
ReplyDeleteWelp, somebody said the name 3 times
This comment has been removed by the author.
DeleteReal review, this is very very boring
DeleteA Nightmare on Elm Street (1984, dir. Wes Craven)
ReplyDeleteJust five movies away from Lisa Zane
Hush (2016)
ReplyDeleteThis and Gerald's Game... Flanagan hates hands!
Friday the 13th, Part VII - The New Blood (1988)
ReplyDeleteEveryone's just walkin' around the fuckin' woods.
DEAD OF NIGHT (1945) dir. Alberto Cavalcanti, Charles Crichton, Robert Hamer & Basil Dearden
ReplyDeleteAgain, never fuck with angry, haunted dolls!
Dracula’s Daughter (1936)
ReplyDeleteBling Ring Vamp attempts vampire conversion therapy.
Scream (1996 Dir Wes Craven)
ReplyDeleteScream? Maybe about how awesome it is.
The Cell (2000)
ReplyDeleteSomeone mixed Jodorowsky and Nine Inch Nails
Abigail (2024)
ReplyDeleteEnough twists to keep you on pointe
The Tingler (1959)
ReplyDeleteNeeded Hulkster to keep projection booth safe
House (1985)
ReplyDeleteScariest thing gotta be the lighting bill
The Blackcoat’s Daughter (2015)
ReplyDeleteSlow as molasses… and just as scary.
OR:
It’s like David Lynch… without David Lynch.
The Substance (2024, Dir. Coralie Fargeat)
ReplyDeleteDemi didn’t read the Terms and Conditions.
The Invisible Woman (1940)
ReplyDeleteDrew Barrymore’s grandfather turns female nudist invisible.
Review count for day 8: 53
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 8: 540