Tuesday, October 8, 2024

2024 Scary Movie Challenge Day 8


64 comments:

  1. Cameron and Colin Cairnes' LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL (2024, AMAZON RENTAL).

    Scarier than talking to devil? Spelling 'D-A-S-T-M-A-L-C-H-I-A-N!'

    OR

    That creepy little girl? Wow, she's fire!

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  2. Corbin Bernsen in Brian Yuzna's THE DENTIST (1996, VESTRON COLECTION BLU-RAY) for the first time.

    Proof there's [NO?] life after "L.A. Law."

    OR

    Dr. Feinstone, proud Dr. Giggles University graduate.

    OR

    "Terminator" shrink plays IRS auditor? Say 'AAAAHHHH!!!'

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  4. Open 24 Hours (2018)

    The gas is unleaded; the narrator, unreliable.

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  5. Doctor Sleep (2019)
    Masterful sequel/adaptation… because we go on.

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  6. Resident Evil: Retribution (2012, dir. Paul W.S. Anderson)

    I Stockholm syndrome'd myself into loving this!?

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  7. TEETH (2007)

    Sex, the greatest evil of them all
    or
    Don't put it in there. No... ouch!

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  8. Slither (2006)

    Cannot let go of jealousy, even possessed.
    or
    Maybe not appropriate choice for pet lovers

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  9. Phantoms (1998)

    Last 15 minutes deserved better first 80

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  10. Killer Nun (1979)

    A decidedly less immaculate kind of nun.

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  11. DEATH PROOF (2007, Dir. Quentin Tarantino)

    Maximum speed is sexy feet per hour.

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  12. Terrifier (2016, dir. Damien Leone)

    "But, Doctor... I am Art the Clown."

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  13. House of the Dead (2003)

    Zombies vs Millennial island rave......go zombies!
    or
    Public Service: Inarguably worst zombie movie ever

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      Clint Howard plays Gortons Fisherman impersonating Quint

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  14. Brightburn (dir. David Yarovesky, 2019)

    What to Expect When You’re Unsuspecting

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  15. Spaced Invaders (1990)

    Takes place on Halloween so it counts

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  16. Fright Night (1985)

    So previous night's attack wasn't "For Real"?

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  17. Angel Heart (1987 dir. Alan Parker)

    Lucifer dream a little dream on me

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  18. Killers from Space (1954, dir. W. Lee Wilder)

    This cost me $0.15. Worth every penny.

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  19. Pieces (1982)

    Krandull with the power of the Kavorka.

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  20. The Haunted House (1921)

    21 minutes and silent. That's my fetish.

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  21. Hold Your Breath (2024)

    Dust to dust. That's it. Just dust.

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  23. Silent Faces (1926)

    Getting my RDA of silent film harpsichord.

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  24. Fright Night (2011)

    Replacing legendarily creepy character actor with……McLovin?

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  25. Ghost Story (1981)

    Fred Astaire stabs a guy in this.

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  26. Salem's Lot (2024 dir. Gary Dauberman)

    Drive In is sacred ground to Vampires.

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  27. Jennifer's Body (2009)

    If Gilmore Girls had included Satanic rituals.

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  28. Doctor Sleep (2019)

    Rose the Hat's real nemesis? Sensible footwear.

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  29. Donnie Darko theatrical cut aka the good one (2001, dir. Richard Kelly)

    Debut feature from the good R. Kelly

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  30. The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini (1966)

    The Maytag Repairman plays "J. Sinister Hulk."

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  31. The Blob (1988)

    That drain kill is pure nightmare fuel.

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  32. Terrifier (2018 Dir. Damien Leone)

    Possibly made to offend Gene Siskel's ghost.

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  33. Color Out Of Space (2019)

    Psychedelic meteor shit causes Cage to rage.

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  34. Craze (1974)

    Jack Palance is really quite the…..ladykiller.

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  35. feardotcom (2002, dir. William Malone)

    I'm becoming a feardotcom guy. I know.

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  36. I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997, dir. Jim Gillespie)

    Someone is eyeing Anne Heche's lemon drink

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  37. BEETLEJUICE (1988)

    Big money pitch: Maxie Dean prequel series.

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  38. Frankenstein (1931)

    Tired: normal brain
    Wired: abnormal, criminal brain

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  39. The Mummy (1932)

    Newsreel: "Imhotep! Slowest-talking wonder of the world!"

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  40. The Ladykillers (1955)

    What if Hitchcock’s Lodger were a comedy?

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  41. Dark Harvest (2023)

    Fantastical trope pastiche of the greaser corn.

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  42. Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)

    Welp, somebody said the name 3 times

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  43. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984, dir. Wes Craven)

    Just five movies away from Lisa Zane

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  44. Hush (2016)

    This and Gerald's Game... Flanagan hates hands!

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  45. Friday the 13th, Part VII - The New Blood (1988)

    Everyone's just walkin' around the fuckin' woods.

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  46. DEAD OF NIGHT (1945) dir. Alberto Cavalcanti, Charles Crichton, Robert Hamer & Basil Dearden

    Again, never fuck with angry, haunted dolls!

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  47. Dracula’s Daughter (1936)

    Bling Ring Vamp attempts vampire conversion therapy.

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  48. Scream (1996 Dir Wes Craven)

    Scream? Maybe about how awesome it is.

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  49. The Cell (2000)

    Someone mixed Jodorowsky and Nine Inch Nails

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  50. Abigail (2024)

    Enough twists to keep you on pointe

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  51. The Tingler (1959)

    Needed Hulkster to keep projection booth safe

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  52. House (1985)

    Scariest thing gotta be the lighting bill

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  53. The Blackcoat’s Daughter (2015)

    Slow as molasses… and just as scary.
    OR:
    It’s like David Lynch… without David Lynch.

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  54. The Substance (2024, Dir. Coralie Fargeat)

    Demi didn’t read the Terms and Conditions.

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  55. The Invisible Woman (1940)

    Drew Barrymore’s grandfather turns female nudist invisible.

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  56. Review count for day 8: 53
    Review total after day 8: 540

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