TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION (1995, PEACOCK) .Bionic Matthew McConaughey gets "North By Nothwest-"ed.ORWhy's Leatherface underutilized? CUZ! Oops, wrong "TCM."
Blake Lively in IT ENDS WITH US (2024, THEATER).Reverse Chekhov: gun never shown, omnipresence overpowering.ORReal horror? Prices at Lily's flower shop.
Cathy’s Curse (1977)Foreshadows things that never happen. Well played.
SINISTER (2012)Perhaps it's better to choose another subjectorWhat recording technology would be used today?
Scream 6, Tyler Gillett & Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, 2023Makes me want to go to Montreal
You should come, we're very friendly. And no Ghostface mask in sight 😁
hrmmm..."no Ghostface mask in sight"? thats exactly what ghostface would say to convince people otherwise....RUN!
You foiled my plans again
Tehehehehe 🤣🤣
Student Bodies (1981)A better Scary Movie than Scary Movie.
THE THING (1982) Warning: Don’t watch alongside a dog owner.
MaXXXine Goes goes West to Hollywood genre pastiche
(DOAH...typo above......)Goth goes West to Hollywood genre pastiche.
CHAINSAW CHEERLEADERS (2008) Tiffany Shepis has a lot of… heart.
SPEAK NO EVIL (2024, Dir. James Watkins)Why is McAvoy wearing Gerard Butler's skin?
Vampire's Kiss (1988, dir. Robert Bierman)Nic Cage does not phone it in.
Exorcist: Believer (2023, dir. David Gordon Green)Believe I will never watch this again
The Addams Family (dir. Barry Levenson 1991)Not one *snap* *snap*, just some “Hammering”
Maniac Cop (1988)Z'Dar outjaws Campbell in killer cop caper
(golf clap)
Friday the 13th (1980)Too bad it wasn't Camp Crystal Ball
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)Jason's bag has a Ben Cooper eyehole
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THE WARD (2010) One flew over the cuckoo’s shower scenes.
Terrifier 2 (2022)Confirmed my hatred of clowns since birth
Ginger Snaps (2000)Canadian Jennifer's Body for Kurt Cobain girls
Cursed (2005) Multiple werewolf throuples? How can this miss?
SUSPERIA (1977) dir. Dario ArgentoApparently only assholes allowed at dance academies.
Silent HillWait a minute, this city isn't Silent.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024, dir. Tim Burton)This beetle has run out of juice.
The Clovehitch Killer (2018, dir. Duncan Skiles)Sequels: 10 Clovehitch Lane, The Clovehitch Paradox
Communion (1989)I'm not so sure aliens contacted him
Ouija : Origin Of Evil (2016)Even the lesser Flanagan is still good.
The Predator (2018)Let us Prey the next one's better
Late Night with the Devil (2024)Demonic pact not even worth prime time?
Wes Craven Presents: Don’t Look Down (1998)Sometimes I watch things because they exist.
I wrote this from my iPhone. I feel so free.
Right??? I’m seven-wording up a storm.
The House Of Clocks (1989)My box set from Cauldron showed up!!
The Guest (2014)Admire still making mix CDs in 2014
Malignant (2021)Slow burn that ends with a nuke.
Jaws (1975, dir. Steven Spielberg)Responsible for sharks being typecast since ‘75.
Van Helsing (2004)Shockingly high boredom to monster variety ratio.
World War Z (2013)Plan B: Production company. Also, plot structure.
Les Diaboliques (1955)Getting divorced in France looks VERY difficult
Mad God (2021)Harryhausen rolling, and pooping, in his grave
Green Room (2015)Working title: Captain Picard's MAGA Mosh Pit
Hallucinations of a Deranged Mind (1978)"Hey kids, it's a Coffin Joe clipshow!"
The Blackcoat’s Daughter (2015)Like The Holdovers with way more Satan.
Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror (1922)Max Shreck beckons, pecks, and wrecks necks.
How psych are you for the new one in december? Personally, i'm very psyched
Very Very Psyched
PHI/NYM NLDS GAME 4 (2024):What did I do to deserve this?
Dr. Giggles (1992)Did toilet water condom girl a solid.
CARRIE (1976) What secrets lurk within William Katt’s hair?
Sinister (2012)Mr. Boogie says, "True crime doesn't pay."
Island of Terror (1966, dir. Terence Fisher)Guinness, the near death experience thirst quencher.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)Horseman skull return staged like beer commercial.orThe last of the red hot Burtons.
CRY OF THE BANSHEE (1970) I want to learn Bully Boy's backstory.
Werewolf of London (1935)Warren Zevon liked it more than me
The Prowler (1981)No, we have Cillian Murphy at home.
Shutter Island (2010)Self identity can be a real headache.
House on Haunted Hill (1959 Dir. William Castle)Price's real victory? Marionette classes paid off
Immaculate (2024)Sydney Sweeney circumvents c-section, savagely squashes son
Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975)Why did I do this to myself?
Thanksgiving (2023)Love your consumers, now consume your lover
Shutter Island (2010)My second time watching; completely different movie.
King of the Zombies (1941) Should just be all Jefferson and Samantha
Friday the 13th (1980; Dir. Sean S. Cunningham)Final Girl is doing it all herself! Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981; Dir. Stever Miner)Post killing, Jason fed the cat, right?
Frankenstein Meets The Wolfman (1943)Wolfman & Frankenstein get shock therapy.Doesn’t help 🤷🏻♂️
Scream (1996) dir. Wes CravenPossibly better remade with The Outsiders cast.
Review count for day 9: 60Review total after day 9: 600
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION (1995, PEACOCK) .
ReplyDeleteBionic Matthew McConaughey gets "North By Nothwest-"ed.
OR
Why's Leatherface underutilized? CUZ! Oops, wrong "TCM."
Blake Lively in IT ENDS WITH US (2024, THEATER).
ReplyDeleteReverse Chekhov: gun never shown, omnipresence overpowering.
OR
Real horror? Prices at Lily's flower shop.
Cathy’s Curse (1977)
ReplyDeleteForeshadows things that never happen. Well played.
SINISTER (2012)
ReplyDeletePerhaps it's better to choose another subject
or
What recording technology would be used today?
Scream 6, Tyler Gillett & Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, 2023
ReplyDeleteMakes me want to go to Montreal
You should come, we're very friendly. And no Ghostface mask in sight 😁
Deletehrmmm..."no Ghostface mask in sight"? thats exactly what ghostface would say to convince people otherwise....RUN!
DeleteYou foiled my plans again
DeleteTehehehehe 🤣🤣
DeleteStudent Bodies (1981)
ReplyDeleteA better Scary Movie than Scary Movie.
THE THING (1982)
ReplyDeleteWarning: Don’t watch alongside a dog owner.
MaXXXine
ReplyDeleteGoes goes West to Hollywood genre pastiche
(DOAH...typo above......)
DeleteGoth goes West to Hollywood genre pastiche.
CHAINSAW CHEERLEADERS (2008)
ReplyDeleteTiffany Shepis has a lot of… heart.
SPEAK NO EVIL (2024, Dir. James Watkins)
ReplyDeleteWhy is McAvoy wearing Gerard Butler's skin?
Vampire's Kiss (1988, dir. Robert Bierman)
ReplyDeleteNic Cage does not phone it in.
Exorcist: Believer (2023, dir. David Gordon Green)
ReplyDeleteBelieve I will never watch this again
The Addams Family (dir. Barry Levenson 1991)
ReplyDeleteNot one *snap* *snap*, just some “Hammering”
Maniac Cop (1988)
ReplyDeleteZ'Dar outjaws Campbell in killer cop caper
(golf clap)
DeleteFriday the 13th (1980)
ReplyDeleteToo bad it wasn't Camp Crystal Ball
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)
ReplyDeleteJason's bag has a Ben Cooper eyehole
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteTHE WARD (2010)
ReplyDeleteOne flew over the cuckoo’s shower scenes.
Terrifier 2 (2022)
ReplyDeleteConfirmed my hatred of clowns since birth
Ginger Snaps (2000)
ReplyDeleteCanadian Jennifer's Body for Kurt Cobain girls
Cursed (2005)
ReplyDeleteMultiple werewolf throuples? How can this miss?
SUSPERIA (1977) dir. Dario Argento
ReplyDeleteApparently only assholes allowed at dance academies.
Silent Hill
ReplyDeleteWait a minute, this city isn't Silent.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024, dir. Tim Burton)
ReplyDeleteThis beetle has run out of juice.
The Clovehitch Killer (2018, dir. Duncan Skiles)
ReplyDeleteSequels: 10 Clovehitch Lane, The Clovehitch Paradox
Communion (1989)
ReplyDeleteI'm not so sure aliens contacted him
Ouija : Origin Of Evil (2016)
ReplyDeleteEven the lesser Flanagan is still good.
The Predator (2018)
ReplyDeleteLet us Prey the next one's better
Late Night with the Devil (2024)
ReplyDeleteDemonic pact not even worth prime time?
Wes Craven Presents: Don’t Look Down (1998)
ReplyDeleteSometimes I watch things because they exist.
I wrote this from my iPhone. I feel so free.
DeleteRight??? I’m seven-wording up a storm.
DeleteThe House Of Clocks (1989)
ReplyDeleteMy box set from Cauldron showed up!!
The Guest (2014)
ReplyDeleteAdmire still making mix CDs in 2014
Malignant (2021)
ReplyDeleteSlow burn that ends with a nuke.
Jaws (1975, dir. Steven Spielberg)
ReplyDeleteResponsible for sharks being typecast since ‘75.
Van Helsing (2004)
ReplyDeleteShockingly high boredom to monster variety ratio.
World War Z (2013)
ReplyDeletePlan B: Production company. Also, plot structure.
Les Diaboliques (1955)
ReplyDeleteGetting divorced in France looks VERY difficult
Mad God (2021)
ReplyDeleteHarryhausen rolling, and pooping, in his grave
Green Room (2015)
ReplyDeleteWorking title: Captain Picard's MAGA Mosh Pit
Hallucinations of a Deranged Mind (1978)
ReplyDelete"Hey kids, it's a Coffin Joe clipshow!"
The Blackcoat’s Daughter (2015)
ReplyDeleteLike The Holdovers with way more Satan.
Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror (1922)
ReplyDeleteMax Shreck beckons, pecks, and wrecks necks.
How psych are you for the new one in december? Personally, i'm very psyched
DeleteVery Very Psyched
DeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeletePHI/NYM NLDS GAME 4 (2024):
ReplyDeleteWhat did I do to deserve this?
Dr. Giggles (1992)
ReplyDeleteDid toilet water condom girl a solid.
CARRIE (1976)
ReplyDeleteWhat secrets lurk within William Katt’s hair?
Sinister (2012)
ReplyDeleteMr. Boogie says, "True crime doesn't pay."
Island of Terror (1966, dir. Terence Fisher)
ReplyDeleteGuinness, the near death experience thirst quencher.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
ReplyDeleteHorseman skull return staged like beer commercial.
or
The last of the red hot Burtons.
CRY OF THE BANSHEE (1970)
ReplyDeleteI want to learn Bully Boy's backstory.
Werewolf of London (1935)
ReplyDeleteWarren Zevon liked it more than me
The Prowler (1981)
ReplyDeleteNo, we have Cillian Murphy at home.
Shutter Island (2010)
ReplyDeleteSelf identity can be a real headache.
House on Haunted Hill (1959 Dir. William Castle)
ReplyDeletePrice's real victory? Marionette classes paid off
Immaculate (2024)
ReplyDeleteSydney Sweeney circumvents c-section, savagely squashes son
Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975)
ReplyDeleteWhy did I do this to myself?
Thanksgiving (2023)
ReplyDeleteLove your consumers, now consume your lover
Shutter Island (2010)
ReplyDeleteMy second time watching; completely different movie.
King of the Zombies (1941)
ReplyDeleteShould just be all Jefferson and Samantha
Friday the 13th (1980; Dir. Sean S. Cunningham)
ReplyDeleteFinal Girl is doing it all herself!
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981; Dir. Stever Miner)
Post killing, Jason fed the cat, right?
Frankenstein Meets The Wolfman (1943)
ReplyDeleteWolfman & Frankenstein get shock therapy.
Doesn’t help 🤷🏻♂️
Scream (1996) dir. Wes Craven
ReplyDeletePossibly better remade with The Outsiders cast.
Review count for day 9: 60
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 9: 600