For the first time in the 15 years l've participated in Scary Movie Month, l have a TWO-PART SEVEN-WORD REVIEW. You need to read part 1 first followed by part 2. I tried to condense both into a single seven-word review but couldn't make it work. Thanks for understanding. :-P
Joel Schumacher's FLATLINERS (1990, ARROW BLU-RAY}.
Part 1: When they died their corpses defecated, right? Part 2: No wonder they never flatlined Oliver Platt.
Dracula (1931, dir. Tod Browning) with Steve Haberman's commentary
ReplyDeleteHaberman's commentary mostly shit-talks Melford's Spanish version.
Hello. :-)
ReplyDeleteHIM (2025, theater) for the first time.
"Any Given Sunday": 70's Satanic Panic Edition.
OR
Texas team forfeits season. Entire nation thankful.
For the first time in the 15 years l've participated in Scary Movie Month, l have a TWO-PART SEVEN-WORD REVIEW. You need to read part 1 first followed by part 2. I tried to condense both into a single seven-word review but couldn't make it work. Thanks for understanding. :-P
ReplyDeleteJoel Schumacher's FLATLINERS (1990, ARROW BLU-RAY}.
Part 1: When they died their corpses defecated, right?
Part 2: No wonder they never flatlined Oliver Platt.
OR
Keifer kills kid. Gets off easy... again!
First time for everything!
DeleteBlack Water (2007, dir. Andrew Traucki & David Nerlich)
ReplyDeleteWhen's Mark Ruffalo going to show up!?
DRACULA (1931)
ReplyDeleteMartin is the movie’s unsung hero, right?
Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
ReplyDelete“It’s astounding… Time is fleeting…
Madness… “ Damnit!
Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948) Still the champion… and now in 4K!
ReplyDeleteAmityville 2: The Possession
ReplyDeleteI’m stuck in the Amityville Couch, stepbro.
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
ReplyDeleteFree digital code that might've expired: UH592JBN0KCLZZ98
The Black Room (1935)
ReplyDeleteA Bromley/Pure Cinema/New Bev rec
28 Days Later (2002)
ReplyDeleteDay of the Dead meets killer Cillian.
Weapons(2025) :
ReplyDeleteMy therapist will hear about Aunt Gladys
Body Melt, 1993
ReplyDeleteSymptoms include - snap crackle pop and spoolsh
NIGHT TIDE (1961)
ReplyDeleteNicest Dennis Hopper's been in a film?
or
Focus on the suggestion, not the payoff.
Squeal (2021)
ReplyDelete"Men are pigs": not insult, Latvian metaphor.
WOLF MAN (2025, Dir. Leigh Whannell)
ReplyDeleteMarnie would definitely still fuck this guy.
The Hitcher (1986)
ReplyDeleteHalsey learns Jack's ambitions as a Ryder.