Sam Raimi's EVIL DEAD II: DEAD BY DAWN (1987, 4K UHD).First (only?) backstabbing handjob in film history.ORSurvivors drunk on exploded redneck's alcohol-blood fumes.
Sam Raimi's ARMY OF DARKNESS: UNRATED DIRECTOR'S CUT (1992, SCREAM! FACTORY BLU-RAY).'S-Mart' ending rocks but non-sleep-deprived, future-Ash rules.
Kennifer Kaytin Robinson's I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (2025, NETFLIX) for the first time.Gordon's Fisherman restored reputation unblemished. Nobody watched.ORSorry. "Scary Movie" has ruined formula forever.ORDid OG cast need money that bad?
The Rare Blue Apes of Cannibal Isle (1974)Disappointingly, not a giant killer insect movie
Re-Animator (1985. Dir. Stuart Gordon)Docs seek the sweet squelch of success.
PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987) The Carpenter movie with the most carpentry.
New Nightmare (1994. Dir. Wes Craven)Hope they provided that kid actor therapy.
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Sleepaway Camp (1983)Those kids DID throw sand at her.
Jacob’s Ladder (1990)“Demons? Yelling ‘Cantstandya’?”“‘Cantstandya’, Jerry!”“Cantstandya?”“Cantstandya!”
Frankenstein (2025) dir. Guillermo del ToroHis most fuckable monster since his last.
Halloween 2 (1981){darth vader voice} "(breathe)....(breathe)....(breathe)......Sister?...."
The Man Who Laughs (1928)Tough to text through do not recommend.
Phantasm II (1988)Once saw Scrimm eating sandwich at Flashback.
I once saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at trader vics...and his hair was perfect.
Dep!
Offspring (2009, dir. Andrew van den Houten)Pretty fly (for a feral white guy)orThe kids are definitely not all right.
Winner!!
2nded...brilliant play Mikko!
Delirium: Photo of GioiaThink I rented softcore porn by accident.
Tenebrae (1982, dir. Dario Argento)Tenebrae walked so Casino Royale could parkour.
From Beyond (1986, dir. Stuart Gordon)Barbara Crampton. That's it. That's the review.
Phenomena (1985, dir. Dario Argento)It's hard out here for a chimp.
The Lords of Salem (2012, dir. Rob Zombie)Reinforces that Fred Norris is a genius.
The Bat (1926)Every movie is better with live scoring
The Guest (2014)Shame those Halloween dance decorations likely wasted.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)Cocaine, meth, coffee. Sleep is optional, kids.
Bug (1975)Fire roaches make for awesome Bluetooth wear.
THE MIST (2007) dir. Frank DarabontWait, the real monsters are… other people?
The Blood on Satan's Claw (1971)"Satan" apparently forgot to budget fake blood.
CHILDREN OF THE CORN 666: ISAAC'S RETURN (1999)Isaac returns, but maybe he shouldn't have.
Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972)Don Murray's overacting turns this to HORROR.
The Mummy's Ghost (1944)Imhotep runs amok at the Mummy University.
Spawn (1997, dir. Mark A.Z. Dippé)Loved this at 15.Not 15 anymore.
That's funny because my last viewing is the best it ever played for me. I always kinda liked it, but i guess now i'm craving weird stuff
Candyman (1992)Candyman probably summoned away from crapper frequently.
The BorrowerThe Feds don’t know what they’re doing!
SUICIDE CLUB (2001) A one, and a two, and... *splat*
Black Phone 2 (2025)The Demian Bichir "Snowy Shouting" Cinematic Universe.
France, leave those cute British girls alone!
And Soon the Darkness (1970)
Prince Of Darkness (1987)Lucifer 2: The Secret Of The Ooze
Carrie (1976)No Kings, plural. I can watch one.
Lemora: A Child’s Tale of the SupernaturalThis movie needs the 4 AM slot
The Black PhoneA red phone would’ve ended this sooner.
Final Destination Bloodline (2025)Hurry up and remove pennies from circulation.
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)The art of going off the rails.
Cathy’s CurseDo things really have to make sense?
The Conjuring (2013)Would still cost a fortune on zillow.
Candyman (1992, dir. Bernard Rose)How did Candyman change the baby's diaper?
Drag Me To Hell (2009, dir. Sam Raimi)Raimi can marry tones like few others.
Wishmaster (1997)Didn’t “get it” until the Djinn smoked.
Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood (1996)I'd like to attend Riske's family reunion.
Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)Never forget what TikTok took from us...
Final Destination: Bloodlines (2025)Exemplary kills. RIP Tony Todd, horror legend.
Dagon (2001)Ahh ah ah, fighter of the nightman
What Lies Beneath (2000)Oh lies like lying lies. Very clever
The Black Cat (1934)Didn't have much to do with cats
Insidious (2010) Just gonna switch houses…in this economy?
Friday the 13th Part II (1981)They were just bluffin with their muffin
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)Ernest a good last minute Halloween costume
Saw IV (2007)Jumped shark, then flashed back to repeat
Vampyros Lesbos (1971)One lesbo, other is at least bi
The Screaming Skull (1958)I live by a zoo, fuck peacocks
The Last Man on Earth (1964)I Am Legend Starring Vincent Price
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)Atkins packing light for travel. Natty Light.
Review count for day 18: 59Review total after day 18: 972
Sam Raimi's EVIL DEAD II: DEAD BY DAWN (1987, 4K UHD).
ReplyDeleteFirst (only?) backstabbing handjob in film history.
OR
Survivors drunk on exploded redneck's alcohol-blood fumes.
Sam Raimi's ARMY OF DARKNESS: UNRATED DIRECTOR'S CUT (1992, SCREAM! FACTORY BLU-RAY).
ReplyDelete'S-Mart' ending rocks but non-sleep-deprived, future-Ash rules.
Kennifer Kaytin Robinson's I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (2025, NETFLIX) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteGordon's Fisherman restored reputation unblemished. Nobody watched.
OR
Sorry. "Scary Movie" has ruined formula forever.
OR
Did OG cast need money that bad?
The Rare Blue Apes of Cannibal Isle (1974)
ReplyDeleteDisappointingly, not a giant killer insect movie
Re-Animator (1985. Dir. Stuart Gordon)
ReplyDeleteDocs seek the sweet squelch of success.
PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987)
ReplyDeleteThe Carpenter movie with the most carpentry.
New Nightmare (1994. Dir. Wes Craven)
ReplyDeleteHope they provided that kid actor therapy.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteSleepaway Camp (1983)
ReplyDeleteThose kids DID throw sand at her.
Jacob’s Ladder (1990)
ReplyDelete“Demons? Yelling ‘Cantstandya’?”
“‘Cantstandya’, Jerry!”
“Cantstandya?”
“Cantstandya!”
Frankenstein (2025) dir. Guillermo del Toro
ReplyDeleteHis most fuckable monster since his last.
Halloween 2 (1981)
ReplyDelete{darth vader voice} "(breathe)....(breathe)....(breathe)......Sister?...."
The Man Who Laughs (1928)
ReplyDeleteTough to text through do not recommend.
Phantasm II (1988)
ReplyDeleteOnce saw Scrimm eating sandwich at Flashback.
I once saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at trader vics...and his hair was perfect.
DeleteDep!
DeleteOffspring (2009, dir. Andrew van den Houten)
ReplyDeletePretty fly (for a feral white guy)
or
The kids are definitely not all right.
Winner!!
Delete2nded...brilliant play Mikko!
DeleteDelirium: Photo of Gioia
ReplyDeleteThink I rented softcore porn by accident.
Tenebrae (1982, dir. Dario Argento)
ReplyDeleteTenebrae walked so Casino Royale could parkour.
From Beyond (1986, dir. Stuart Gordon)
ReplyDeleteBarbara Crampton.
That's it. That's the review.
Phenomena (1985, dir. Dario Argento)
ReplyDeleteIt's hard out here for a chimp.
The Lords of Salem (2012, dir. Rob Zombie)
ReplyDeleteReinforces that Fred Norris is a genius.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteThe Bat (1926)
ReplyDeleteEvery movie is better with live scoring
The Guest (2014)
ReplyDeleteShame those Halloween dance decorations likely wasted.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
ReplyDeleteCocaine, meth, coffee. Sleep is optional, kids.
Bug (1975)
ReplyDeleteFire roaches make for awesome Bluetooth wear.
THE MIST (2007) dir. Frank Darabont
ReplyDeleteWait, the real monsters are… other people?
The Blood on Satan's Claw (1971)
ReplyDelete"Satan" apparently forgot to budget fake blood.
CHILDREN OF THE CORN 666: ISAAC'S RETURN (1999)
ReplyDeleteIsaac returns, but maybe he shouldn't have.
Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972)
ReplyDeleteDon Murray's overacting turns this to HORROR.
The Mummy's Ghost (1944)
ReplyDeleteImhotep runs amok at the Mummy University.
Spawn (1997, dir. Mark A.Z. Dippé)
ReplyDeleteLoved this at 15.
Not 15 anymore.
That's funny because my last viewing is the best it ever played for me. I always kinda liked it, but i guess now i'm craving weird stuff
DeleteCandyman (1992)
ReplyDeleteCandyman probably summoned away from crapper frequently.
The Borrower
ReplyDeleteThe Feds don’t know what they’re doing!
SUICIDE CLUB (2001)
ReplyDeleteA one, and a two, and... *splat*
Black Phone 2 (2025)
ReplyDeleteThe Demian Bichir "Snowy Shouting" Cinematic Universe.
France, leave those cute British girls alone!
ReplyDeleteAnd Soon the Darkness (1970)
DeletePrince Of Darkness (1987)
ReplyDeleteLucifer 2: The Secret Of The Ooze
Carrie (1976)
ReplyDeleteNo Kings, plural. I can watch one.
Lemora: A Child’s Tale of the Supernatural
ReplyDeleteThis movie needs the 4 AM slot
The Black Phone
ReplyDeleteA red phone would’ve ended this sooner.
Final Destination Bloodline (2025)
ReplyDeleteHurry up and remove pennies from circulation.
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
ReplyDeleteThe art of going off the rails.
Cathy’s Curse
ReplyDeleteDo things really have to make sense?
The Conjuring (2013)
ReplyDeleteWould still cost a fortune on zillow.
Candyman (1992, dir. Bernard Rose)
ReplyDeleteHow did Candyman change the baby's diaper?
Drag Me To Hell (2009, dir. Sam Raimi)
ReplyDeleteRaimi can marry tones like few others.
Wishmaster (1997)
ReplyDeleteDidn’t “get it” until the Djinn smoked.
Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood (1996)
ReplyDeleteI'd like to attend Riske's family reunion.
Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)
ReplyDeleteNever forget what TikTok took from us...
Final Destination: Bloodlines (2025)
ReplyDeleteExemplary kills. RIP Tony Todd, horror legend.
Dagon (2001)
ReplyDeleteAhh ah ah, fighter of the nightman
What Lies Beneath (2000)
ReplyDeleteOh lies like lying lies. Very clever
The Black Cat (1934)
ReplyDeleteDidn't have much to do with cats
Insidious (2010)
ReplyDeleteJust gonna switch houses…in this economy?
Friday the 13th Part II (1981)
ReplyDeleteThey were just bluffin with their muffin
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)
ReplyDeleteErnest a good last minute Halloween costume
Saw IV (2007)
ReplyDeleteJumped shark, then flashed back to repeat
Vampyros Lesbos (1971)
ReplyDeleteOne lesbo, other is at least bi
The Screaming Skull (1958)
ReplyDeleteI live by a zoo, fuck peacocks
The Last Man on Earth (1964)
ReplyDeleteI Am Legend Starring Vincent Price
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
ReplyDeleteAtkins packing light for travel. Natty Light.
Review count for day 18: 59
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 18: 972