Don Dohler's NIGHTBEAST (1982, TUBI) for the first time.Woman-killing redneck Drago worse than human-killing alien.ORScarier than creature? 'Whitefro' sheriff's sex scene.
Neil Jordan's INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (1994, HBO MAX).Lestat ages worse than real-life Tom Cruise.ORLouis' "Nosferatu '24" review: 'Count's ugly. A-void.'
HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN (2011, ROKU CHANNEL)Inflation's under control in 'Scum Town.' $49.99??!!ORNice try, "Hobo," but you're no Troma.
Poltergeist (1982)Tobe Hooper goodness. You're house is clean.
DEATH SPA (1988) Think this was made in the 80s?
Get Away (2024, dir. Steffen Haars)Sweden portrayed by Finland. We have range.
V/H/S (2012)Utterly obnoxious. Eject. Eject. Shit, VCR's broken.
Weapons (2025)Incredible Creeger horror makes me the gladdes
CHILDREN OF THE CORN: REVELATION (2001)I hope Michael Ironside was paid well.
Sometimes They Come Back (1991)Real talk? They hardly ever come back.
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)Mummy promotes the rejuvenating effects of analingus.
Darkness Falls (2003)More like Darkness ima gonna Fall asleep
The Bat (1926)I don't love silents at horror marathons
The Color Out of Space (2019)Don't watch if you're prone to migraines.
The Borrower (1991)Fun, weird '90s horror. Plus Madchen Amick!
The ThingBlood tests are mandatory for posting reviews.
Lemora: A Child's Tale of the Supernatural (1973)Weird and creepy. A good new discovery.
Matango (1963)A slog to get to mushroom people
Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)Of ones I've seen, it's my favorite
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)Not sure why I once liked this
Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy (1955)On par with other Universal mummy sequels
V/H/S: Halloween (2025)No Coke, cola that kills you o.k.?
Don Dohler's NIGHTBEAST (1982, TUBI) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteWoman-killing redneck Drago worse than human-killing alien.
OR
Scarier than creature? 'Whitefro' sheriff's sex scene.
Neil Jordan's INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (1994, HBO MAX).
ReplyDeleteLestat ages worse than real-life Tom Cruise.
OR
Louis' "Nosferatu '24" review: 'Count's ugly. A-void.'
HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN (2011, ROKU CHANNEL)
ReplyDeleteInflation's under control in 'Scum Town.' $49.99??!!
OR
Nice try, "Hobo," but you're no Troma.
Poltergeist (1982)
ReplyDeleteTobe Hooper goodness. You're house is clean.
DEATH SPA (1988)
ReplyDeleteThink this was made in the 80s?
Get Away (2024, dir. Steffen Haars)
ReplyDeleteSweden portrayed by Finland. We have range.
V/H/S (2012)
ReplyDeleteUtterly obnoxious. Eject. Eject. Shit, VCR's broken.
Weapons (2025)
ReplyDeleteIncredible Creeger horror makes me the gladdes
CHILDREN OF THE CORN: REVELATION (2001)
ReplyDeleteI hope Michael Ironside was paid well.
Sometimes They Come Back (1991)
ReplyDeleteReal talk? They hardly ever come back.
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
ReplyDeleteMummy promotes the rejuvenating effects of analingus.
Darkness Falls (2003)
ReplyDeleteMore like Darkness ima gonna Fall asleep
The Bat (1926)
ReplyDeleteI don't love silents at horror marathons
The Color Out of Space (2019)
ReplyDeleteDon't watch if you're prone to migraines.
The Borrower (1991)
ReplyDeleteFun, weird '90s horror. Plus Madchen Amick!
The Thing
ReplyDeleteBlood tests are mandatory for posting reviews.
Lemora: A Child's Tale of the Supernatural (1973)
ReplyDeleteWeird and creepy. A good new discovery.
Matango (1963)
ReplyDeleteA slog to get to mushroom people
Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)
ReplyDeleteOf ones I've seen, it's my favorite
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)
ReplyDeleteNot sure why I once liked this
Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy (1955)
ReplyDeleteOn par with other Universal mummy sequels
V/H/S: Halloween (2025)
ReplyDeleteNo Coke, cola that kills you o.k.?