Don Dohler's NIGHTBEAST (1982, TUBI) for the first time.Woman-killing redneck Drago worse than human-killing alien.ORScarier than creature? 'Whitefro' sheriff's sex scene.
Neil Jordan's INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (1994, HBO MAX).Lestat ages worse than real-life Tom Cruise.ORLouis' "Nosferatu '24" review: 'Count's ugly. A-void.'
HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN (2011, ROKU CHANNEL)Inflation's under control in 'Scum Town.' $49.99??!!ORNice try, "Hobo," but you're no Troma.
Poltergeist (1982)Tobe Hooper goodness. You're house is clean.
DEATH SPA (1988) Think this was made in the 80s?
Get Away (2024, dir. Steffen Haars)Sweden portrayed by Finland. We have range.
V/H/S (2012)Utterly obnoxious. Eject. Eject. Shit, VCR's broken.
Weapons (2025)Incredible Creeger horror makes me the gladdes
CHILDREN OF THE CORN: REVELATION (2001)I hope Michael Ironside was paid well.
Sometimes They Come Back (1991)Real talk? They hardly ever come back.
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)Mummy promotes the rejuvenating effects of analingus.
Darkness Falls (2003)More like Darkness ima gonna Fall asleep
The Bat (1926)I don't love silents at horror marathons
The Color Out of Space (2019)Don't watch if you're prone to migraines.
The Borrower (1991)Fun, weird '90s horror. Plus Madchen Amick!
The ThingBlood tests are mandatory for posting reviews.
Lemora: A Child's Tale of the Supernatural (1973)Weird and creepy. A good new discovery.
Matango (1963)A slog to get to mushroom people
Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)Of ones I've seen, it's my favorite
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)Not sure why I once liked this
Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy (1955)On par with other Universal mummy sequels
V/H/S: Halloween (2025)No Coke, cola that kills you o.k.?
Creature (1985)40 years passing has somehow improved this.
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)Susan Sarandon cartoon mallet head smash.gif
Presence (2024)Apparently all ghosts have ultra wide POV
The Ugly Stepsister (2025)Tapeworm pays off like a slot machine
Pet Sematary II (1992)Bearded Anthony Edwards most beta werewolf ever.
Dreamcatcher (2003)Contin King hits different than Cocaine King.
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART V: A NEW BEGINNING (1985) dir. Danny SteinmannPlease wait while I run you over.
Last ShiftYou can’t quit jobs in this economy.
STEPHEN KING'S CAT'S EYE (1985) Quitting smoking: hard. Quitting James Woods: Easy.
House of Frankenstein (1944, dir. Erle C. Kenton)See, Russos? Crossover movies can be short.
The Collector (1965) dir. William Wyler Stamp and Eggar, what a pair. RIP.
The Changeling (1980)Hate the Republican, not the smoking jacket.
Clown in a Cornfield (2025)No one cares that you drive stick.
DEAD ALIVE (1992) Imagine if somebody showed this to Tolkien.
Halloween (1978)Cool Loomis: “Shot him finger-guns six times!”
Halloween (1978)Loomis knows he nailed that Lonnie prank
Hocus Pocus (1993)Doug Jones hugged me at a conorWhy couldn't it have been Vinessa Shaw?
Halloween II (1981)Myers: Preventing awkward tub sex since 1978.orLeave nurse to room temperature before boiling.
Tales from the Crypt Presents Demon Night(1995 Dir Ernest Dickerson) Aka Roger Rabbits Cuckishly "Zaney" Demon Nightmare
OrDamn, this is some masterclass level editing
Frankenstein (1931)James Whale's heartfelt ode to electrical equipment.
Young Frankenstein (1974)Mel Brooks' heartfelt ode to Universal Horror.
Corpse Bride (2005)Tim Burton's heartfelt ode to puppet necrophilia.
V/H/S Halloween (2025)I only really liked the candy people.
Don Dohler's NIGHTBEAST (1982, TUBI) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteWoman-killing redneck Drago worse than human-killing alien.
OR
Scarier than creature? 'Whitefro' sheriff's sex scene.
Neil Jordan's INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (1994, HBO MAX).
ReplyDeleteLestat ages worse than real-life Tom Cruise.
OR
Louis' "Nosferatu '24" review: 'Count's ugly. A-void.'
HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN (2011, ROKU CHANNEL)
ReplyDeleteInflation's under control in 'Scum Town.' $49.99??!!
OR
Nice try, "Hobo," but you're no Troma.
Poltergeist (1982)
ReplyDeleteTobe Hooper goodness. You're house is clean.
DEATH SPA (1988)
ReplyDeleteThink this was made in the 80s?
Get Away (2024, dir. Steffen Haars)
ReplyDeleteSweden portrayed by Finland. We have range.
V/H/S (2012)
ReplyDeleteUtterly obnoxious. Eject. Eject. Shit, VCR's broken.
Weapons (2025)
ReplyDeleteIncredible Creeger horror makes me the gladdes
CHILDREN OF THE CORN: REVELATION (2001)
ReplyDeleteI hope Michael Ironside was paid well.
Sometimes They Come Back (1991)
ReplyDeleteReal talk? They hardly ever come back.
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
ReplyDeleteMummy promotes the rejuvenating effects of analingus.
Darkness Falls (2003)
ReplyDeleteMore like Darkness ima gonna Fall asleep
The Bat (1926)
ReplyDeleteI don't love silents at horror marathons
The Color Out of Space (2019)
ReplyDeleteDon't watch if you're prone to migraines.
The Borrower (1991)
ReplyDeleteFun, weird '90s horror. Plus Madchen Amick!
The Thing
ReplyDeleteBlood tests are mandatory for posting reviews.
Lemora: A Child's Tale of the Supernatural (1973)
ReplyDeleteWeird and creepy. A good new discovery.
Matango (1963)
ReplyDeleteA slog to get to mushroom people
Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)
ReplyDeleteOf ones I've seen, it's my favorite
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)
ReplyDeleteNot sure why I once liked this
Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy (1955)
ReplyDeleteOn par with other Universal mummy sequels
V/H/S: Halloween (2025)
ReplyDeleteNo Coke, cola that kills you o.k.?
Creature (1985)
ReplyDelete40 years passing has somehow improved this.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteThe Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
ReplyDeleteSusan Sarandon cartoon mallet head smash.gif
Presence (2024)
ReplyDeleteApparently all ghosts have ultra wide POV
The Ugly Stepsister (2025)
ReplyDeleteTapeworm pays off like a slot machine
Pet Sematary II (1992)
ReplyDeleteBearded Anthony Edwards most beta werewolf ever.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteDreamcatcher (2003)
ReplyDeleteContin King hits different than Cocaine King.
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART V: A NEW BEGINNING (1985) dir. Danny Steinmann
ReplyDeletePlease wait while I run you over.
Last Shift
ReplyDeleteYou can’t quit jobs in this economy.
STEPHEN KING'S CAT'S EYE (1985)
ReplyDeleteQuitting smoking: hard.
Quitting James Woods: Easy.
House of Frankenstein (1944, dir. Erle C. Kenton)
ReplyDeleteSee, Russos? Crossover movies can be short.
The Collector (1965) dir. William Wyler
ReplyDeleteStamp and Eggar, what a pair. RIP.
The Changeling (1980)
ReplyDeleteHate the Republican, not the smoking jacket.
Clown in a Cornfield (2025)
ReplyDeleteNo one cares that you drive stick.
DEAD ALIVE (1992)
ReplyDeleteImagine if somebody showed this to Tolkien.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteCool Loomis: “Shot him finger-guns six times!”
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteLoomis knows he nailed that Lonnie prank
Hocus Pocus (1993)
ReplyDeleteDoug Jones hugged me at a con
or
Why couldn't it have been Vinessa Shaw?
Halloween II (1981)
ReplyDeleteMyers: Preventing awkward tub sex since 1978.
or
Leave nurse to room temperature before boiling.
Tales from the Crypt Presents Demon Night(1995 Dir Ernest Dickerson)
ReplyDeleteAka Roger Rabbits Cuckishly "Zaney" Demon Nightmare
Or
DeleteDamn, this is some masterclass level editing
Frankenstein (1931)
ReplyDeleteJames Whale's heartfelt ode to electrical equipment.
Young Frankenstein (1974)
ReplyDeleteMel Brooks' heartfelt ode to Universal Horror.
Corpse Bride (2005)
ReplyDeleteTim Burton's heartfelt ode to puppet necrophilia.
V/H/S Halloween (2025)
ReplyDeleteI only really liked the candy people.