'KILLER AFRICAN BEES MADE-FOR-NETWORK-TV MOVIES' DOUBLE FEATURE:Bruce Geller's THE SAVAGE BEES (1976, TUBI) for the first time.OG "Mission: Impossible" creator's rent payment due.OR"Africans" threaten Mardi Gras, dogs, kids... pirates?ORRoscoe P. Coltrane as stubborn Orleans "mayor."
Dan Haggerty in TERROR OUT OF THE SKY (1978, KINO LORBER DVD) for the first time. Best scene? Recycled footage from '76 prequel.ORGrizzly Adams, sexiest beast in love triangle.
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Keenan Ivory Wayans' SCARY MOVIE (2000, BLU-RAY).'Miss Mann' scarier than Art the Clown!ORRemember when Dimension horror genre pictures ruled?
Prince of Darkness (1987)Nerds menaced by evilest lil lava lamp
THE BIRDS (1963) Screeching sound effects are... a bit much.
Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)Munchausen by proxy forgivable with catchy tune
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)White people love dances with instructions included
Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)My biggest fear: being alone with Aykroyd
Phenomena (1985)Even bug friends can't make Connelly weird
Tales of Terror (1962)Walls up, cat's out of the bag
Angel Heart (1987)Caught in hairy situation after deciphering Louis
Attack the Block (2011)Aliens ended, block defended, and neighbor befriended
Maniac (2012)You can keep your overhead bed mirror
SINISTER (2012) Every parent's nightmare: kids drawing on walls.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)Nostalgia Fanfiction! also...Boring! Loooong! Tedious! Forgettable!or"Lets reboot original including rebooted Scream reboot!"
Immaculate (2024)Professor from Money Heist finally gets nailed
Night of Fear (1973)Skull for a cod piece seems inventive.
Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994)Money sign necklace is trademark of wealth.
Phantasm IV: Oblivion 1(1998)One thing about Reggie, he’s gonna smash.
Viscious (2025)What would Samberg put in the box?
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)Billy Zane chews a sponge, plus scenery.
Queen of the Damned (2002)Can we bring back nu-metal vampires?
World Series, Game Three (2025)Living nightmare: seemed to last six hours!
(bwahahahaha. I think you're (tor)onto something there! It certainly caused may to dodge(rs) the sandman last nite! )
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)I wouldn’t convict Leatherface of killing influencers.
When a Stranger CallsPleasance must have had some work done.
Shutter Island (2010)The things men do to avoid therapy
Kiki’s Delivery Service Is Miyazaki’s witch movie his least scary?
Anguish (1987)This movie's nuts and pretty awesome too
Monsters, Inc. Many great jokes, not one feels dated.
Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954, dir. Jack Arnold)Music editor proponent of the maximalist movement.Revenge of the Creature (1955, dir. Jack Arnold)Gill Man takes mantle of Florida Man.The Creature Walks Among Us (1956, dir. John Sherwood)"Hello. I'm your new neighbor, Gill Man."
Dawn of the Dead (2004 Director's Cut)Chainsaw safety training exists for a reason.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)Nerd tries to LARP Freddy, killed instantly.
Rosemary’s Baby (1968)Absentee Satan better co-parent than Woody Allen
Halloween II (1981)I would hate to meet Donald Un-Pleasance
"Cat People" 1942Simone Simon a panther? I'd risk it.
SUSPIRIA (1977, Dario Argento)Some great music video sequences to admireOrWho needs logic with such lovely imagery
INFERNO (1980, dir. Dario Argento)Tenants should know risks of underwater room
THE CABIN IN THE WOODS (2012) So meta it's meta about being meta.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)For date with Anna Paquin...worth it?
INVITATION TO HELL (1984, dir. Wes Craven)Being a loner does have its rewards
Dead Mail (2025)Never been to Peoria but this tracks.
THEM! (1954) This went a lot harder than anticipated.
Weapons (2025)But why she make them Naruto run?
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)Prefer Nightmare N20 (nitrous oxide / New Nightmare)
Scream(1996 Dir Wes Craven)Killers are bad. The cheerleaders are evil
FINAL DESTINATION (2000) dir. James WongSawa’s sweat could cool Grok’s servers forever.
A Chinese Ghost Story (1987)I'm not ready to read this fast
The Final Girls (2015)Did I cry at silly parody? Maeby
Death Proof (2007)Could just brake, but then no movie
Review count for day 28: 51Review total after day 28: 1440
'KILLER AFRICAN BEES MADE-FOR-NETWORK-TV MOVIES' DOUBLE FEATURE:
ReplyDeleteBruce Geller's THE SAVAGE BEES (1976, TUBI) for the first time.
OG "Mission: Impossible" creator's rent payment due.
OR
"Africans" threaten Mardi Gras, dogs, kids... pirates?
OR
Roscoe P. Coltrane as stubborn Orleans "mayor."
Dan Haggerty in TERROR OUT OF THE SKY (1978, KINO LORBER DVD) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteBest scene? Recycled footage from '76 prequel.
OR
Grizzly Adams, sexiest beast in love triangle.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteKeenan Ivory Wayans' SCARY MOVIE (2000, BLU-RAY).
Delete'Miss Mann' scarier than Art the Clown!
OR
Remember when Dimension horror genre pictures ruled?
Prince of Darkness (1987)
ReplyDeleteNerds menaced by evilest lil lava lamp
THE BIRDS (1963)
ReplyDeleteScreeching sound effects are... a bit much.
Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)
ReplyDeleteMunchausen by proxy forgivable with catchy tune
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
ReplyDeleteWhite people love dances with instructions included
Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)
ReplyDeleteMy biggest fear: being alone with Aykroyd
Phenomena (1985)
ReplyDeleteEven bug friends can't make Connelly weird
Tales of Terror (1962)
ReplyDeleteWalls up, cat's out of the bag
Angel Heart (1987)
ReplyDeleteCaught in hairy situation after deciphering Louis
Attack the Block (2011)
ReplyDeleteAliens ended, block defended, and neighbor befriended
Maniac (2012)
ReplyDeleteYou can keep your overhead bed mirror
SINISTER (2012)
ReplyDeleteEvery parent's nightmare: kids drawing on walls.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)
ReplyDeleteNostalgia Fanfiction! also...Boring! Loooong! Tedious! Forgettable!
or
"Lets reboot original including rebooted Scream reboot!"
Immaculate (2024)
ReplyDeleteProfessor from Money Heist finally gets nailed
Night of Fear (1973)
ReplyDeleteSkull for a cod piece seems inventive.
Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994)
ReplyDeleteMoney sign necklace is trademark of wealth.
Phantasm IV: Oblivion 1(1998)
ReplyDeleteOne thing about Reggie, he’s gonna smash.
Viscious (2025)
ReplyDeleteWhat would Samberg put in the box?
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)
ReplyDeleteBilly Zane chews a sponge, plus scenery.
Queen of the Damned (2002)
ReplyDeleteCan we bring back nu-metal vampires?
World Series, Game Three (2025)
ReplyDeleteLiving nightmare: seemed to last six hours!
(bwahahahaha. I think you're (tor)onto something there! It certainly caused may to dodge(rs) the sandman last nite! )
DeleteTexas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
ReplyDeleteI wouldn’t convict Leatherface of killing influencers.
When a Stranger Calls
ReplyDeletePleasance must have had some work done.
Shutter Island (2010)
ReplyDeleteThe things men do to avoid therapy
Kiki’s Delivery Service
ReplyDeleteIs Miyazaki’s witch movie his least scary?
Anguish (1987)
ReplyDeleteThis movie's nuts and pretty awesome too
Monsters, Inc.
ReplyDeleteMany great jokes, not one feels dated.
Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954, dir. Jack Arnold)
ReplyDeleteMusic editor proponent of the maximalist movement.
Revenge of the Creature (1955, dir. Jack Arnold)
Gill Man takes mantle of Florida Man.
The Creature Walks Among Us (1956, dir. John Sherwood)
"Hello. I'm your new neighbor, Gill Man."
Dawn of the Dead (2004 Director's Cut)
ReplyDeleteChainsaw safety training exists for a reason.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
ReplyDeleteNerd tries to LARP Freddy, killed instantly.
Rosemary’s Baby (1968)
ReplyDeleteAbsentee Satan better co-parent than Woody Allen
Halloween II (1981)
ReplyDeleteI would hate to meet Donald Un-Pleasance
"Cat People" 1942
ReplyDeleteSimone Simon a panther? I'd risk it.
SUSPIRIA (1977, Dario Argento)
ReplyDeleteSome great music video sequences to admire
Or
Who needs logic with such lovely imagery
INFERNO (1980, dir. Dario Argento)
ReplyDeleteTenants should know risks of underwater room
THE CABIN IN THE WOODS (2012)
ReplyDeleteSo meta it's meta about being meta.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)
ReplyDeleteFor date with Anna Paquin...worth it?
INVITATION TO HELL (1984, dir. Wes Craven)
ReplyDeleteBeing a loner does have its rewards
Dead Mail (2025)
ReplyDeleteNever been to Peoria but this tracks.
THEM! (1954)
ReplyDeleteThis went a lot harder than anticipated.
Weapons (2025)
ReplyDeleteBut why she make them Naruto run?
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)
ReplyDeletePrefer Nightmare N20 (nitrous oxide / New Nightmare)
Scream(1996 Dir Wes Craven)
ReplyDeleteKillers are bad. The cheerleaders are evil
FINAL DESTINATION (2000) dir. James Wong
ReplyDeleteSawa’s sweat could cool Grok’s servers forever.
A Chinese Ghost Story (1987)
ReplyDeleteI'm not ready to read this fast
The Final Girls (2015)
ReplyDeleteDid I cry at silly parody? Maeby
Death Proof (2007)
ReplyDeleteCould just brake, but then no movie
Review count for day 28: 51
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 28: 1440