Movies is Good: THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

 by JB

“Behold his mighty hand...”

FTM 535: THE OMEGA MAN

Patrick and Jackson Stewart are the last two men on Earth.

Cinema Bestius: Touch of Evil

“What does it matter what you say about people?”

Heath Holland On...Obscure Greatness: Treasure Island (1990)

What do you get when you combine a fifteen-year-old Christian Bale, an understated Charlton Heston (sans neckerchief), and a troupe of Hammer horror actors? My favorite film version of Treasure Island.

Drunk on Foolish Pleasures: Earthquake

My love for this movie registers a 10.0 on the Richter scale.

F This Movie! - Planet of the Apes

Patrick and JB go ape.

Sh!#ting on the Classics: The Greatest Show on Earth

Awhile back, Patrick and I devoted an entire podcast to Plan 9 From Outer Space. Many people feel that Plan 9 is the worst film ever made, and we took issue with this contention. I believe that I have found what is REALLY the worst movie ever made.

Hear that, children?  It is the sound of a murderous clown!

Sh!#ting on the Classics: The Ten Commandments

Today we're excited to launch a new feature on F This Movie!: "Shitting on the Classics," in which J.B. takes a movie that's beloved or has achieved some kind of widespread respectability and then explains why that's wrong. He's not doing it because he's a bastard; he's doing it to right the wrongs perpetrated by years of cinema. Also, he's kind of a bastard. Enjoy!