24 Hours of Movies: O Christmas Tree 2

by Patrick Bromley

Another marathon of movies programmed by our holiday decorations!

FTM 726: PLANET OF THE APES (2001)

Patrick and Anthony King get to the bottom of the worst Planet of the Apes movie.

Review: KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

 by Rob DiCristino

In which a beloved series gets its third wind.

Reserved Seating: War for the Planet of the Apes

by Rob DiCristino and Adam Riske

Monkey See or Mark Off?

24 Hours of Movies: I Heart NY

by Patrick Bromley

The city that doesn't sleep! Neither will I! Because I will be watching movies all night.

F This Movie! - Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

Patrick and JB hate every ape they see, from chimpan-A to chimpanzee.

13 Underrated Science Fiction Movies

by Patrick Bromley

Yes, it's time for another list not everyone will agree with.

F This Movie! - Planet of the Apes

Patrick and JB go ape.

Watchin' Trailerz with Doug (The Apocalypse)

Well, this is it! Nice knowing you!

Our Favorite Movies About the Future

We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend: future events such as these will affect you in the future.

Sh!#ting on the Classics: Packaging

Halloween is over. Brush your teeth. We need to talk about Christmas.

Sh!#ting on the Classics: Movie Remakes That Sh!# on the Originals

re-make (ree-mayk) n. Method used by new generations to shit on previous generations. See: the world of Hollywood marketing.

Watchin' Trailerz with Doug (Week of April 11)

I have three REALLY VERY GOOD movies to show you, which I'm SURE you'll LOVE and APPRECIATE. Who knows? They might even make you NOT want to kill yourself! Oh, by the way, today is opposite day!