Unsung!: Near Dark

by JB

Near Dark is the best American vampire movie of the last 25 years.*

Strangely enough, I do not notice Near Dark being written about or screened very often anymore. It has certainly disappeared from cable. It is not on Netflix Instant. I wonder why. I absolutely loved it when it first came out. I still love it.

Over the past two decades, some of the more interesting horror films have been hybrids of horror and some other genre. Stephen Sommers had great success with his Mummy remake, which was a hybrid of Universal Monsters and the Indiana Jones/”boy’s adventure” film. Later, Sommers faced financial and critical failure with his hybrid of Universal Monsters and a video game, Van Helsing. More recently, we have seen the great success of the Twilight series, which mixes the “vampire” genre with “movies that suck.”

Near Dark is a hybrid of vampire movie and Western. It is an interesting mix. Most westerns posit a conflict on a frontier between two groups of people, usually the farmers and the cattlemen. The farmers want to lay down roots and build towns with schools and churches. The cattlemen prefer to roam nomadically with their herds and do whatever the hell they want. In Near Dark, the role of “farmer” is played by our hero Caleb, who considers his safe, small-town life to be boring and seeks excitement. The “cattlemen” have been transformed into a roving band of psychotic bloodsuckers.

THE PLOT IN BRIEF: Caleb Colton (Adrian Pasdar) allows himself to be seduced by a young lady (Jenny Wright) who turns out to be a vampire. She introduces him to her eccentric extended family: Jesse (Lance Henricksen), the “father;” Diamondback (Jeanette Goldstein), the “mother;” and crazy “brothers” Severn (Bill Paxton) and Little Homer (Josh Miller). After witnessing the family stage a killing spree in a hometown bar, Caleb tries to escape and return home. He finds that escaping this wild bunch will not be easy.

JUST LOOK AT THAT CAST:  The cast of Near Dark is something of an Aliens reunion, which is no surprise, considering director Kathryn Bigelow was married to James Cameron at the time. (I would watch a movie of this cast having lunch.) We have Henricksen, Paxton, and Goldstein from Aliens. We have Adrian Pasdar, who would later marry Natalie Maines from the Dixie Chicks and appear in every TV series ever made (Mysterious Ways, Judging Amy, Desperate Housewives, Heroes, and Castle, to name a few). You have Jenny Wright from Pink Floyd The Wall, The World According to Garp, and I, Madman. (Jenny Wright actually dropped out of sight for a while — on the Near Dark DVD commentary track, Adrian Pasdar actually asks her to get in touch with him — but recently, she has resurfaced [thank goodness] at horror fan conventions.) And we have creepy Josh Miller from The River’s Edge; he is the son of Jason Miller, who played Father Damien Karras in The Exorcist. Talk about your horror movie bonafides.

In the same way that The Road Warrior and Blade Runner determined how the future would look in movies for two decades or more, Near Dark had a very real influence on later vampire films; many of the “new” tropes you may have seen in your favorite recent vampire films were pioneered by Near Dark. Although we all know that vampires are “not allowed” in daylight, no film before Near Dark was quite so specific (and graphic) about what happens when vampires break that rule. This lends a special irony to the film’s daylight motel shootout scene: the vampires have no fear whatsoever of police bullets but are deathly afraid of the rays of sunlight that “shoot” from the bullet holes in the motel walls.

That motel shoot-out is one of the three great scenes this movie contains, which qualifies it, of course, for great movie status. An earlier scene at a rural tavern — in which a family night out turns into a violent tour-de-force — is also a highlight. (After you see it, you will never eat Kentucky Fried Chicken the same way again.) The film’s final scene is also quite memorable; it owes something to James Cameron’s Terminator and deals with dispatching vampires via semi truck.

I admire the way Near Dark deals with one of the buried themes of most great vampire yarns: the existential loneliness that would result from being immortal. One of my favorite lines in the film Dracula comes at the opera when the Count explains to his guests, “To die, to be really dead, that must be glorious!” Near Dark suggests that the vampires seek connection because living hundreds of years is a solitary business. The film is never explicit about how old these vampires are, but it provides a few tasty hints. As they torch the family RV to get rid of some incriminating evidence, Severn turns to Jesse and shouts, “Hey Jess — remember when we set that big fire in Chicago?”

The film features much of this dry, comic, and endlessly quotable dialogue; I do not wish to spoil it by repeating any more of it here. The word “vampire,” by the way, is never uttered in Near Dark. Not once. How cool is that?

*If it were not for the excellent Let The Right One In, Near Dark would be the best vampire film WORLDWIDE of the last twenty-five years.