by Patrick Bromley
If you grew up a fan of genre movies, you can remember the feeling you got every time you watched the opening credits of a John Carpenter movie from 1976 to 1996. You recognized the font he always used. The way his name would come before the title: "John Carpenter's..." The simple white titles on the stark black background. You knew you were going to see something that kicked ass.
It's a feeling writer/director Joe Begos clearly remembers, because the opening titles of his first feature Almost Human use the John Carpenter font and give us that same kick-ass rush. There's a mix of anticipation and surprise that set in during those first minutes -- we're excited because we're in good hands (Begos is clearly One of Us) while being taken aback at the nerve of a first-time filmmaker to invoke Carpenter so explicitly right off the bat. It's thrilling, and it's a testament to the way that Almost Human keeps one foot rooted in the low-budget sci-fi horror of the '80s and throws down the gauntlet at the same time. Yeah, that's right, fuckers. Joe Begos has arrived.
The plot is hardly anything original. One night, a man (Josh Ethier) disappears in a flash of blue light right in front of his best friend (Graham Skipper) and girlfriend (Vanessa Leigh). A few years later, he comes back as something...different. Something deadly. Something almost human.
Almost Human's story is thin. Its characters are thin, too. That's an obstacle in making something that's really going to last, but this is a movie that works best in the moment. Though it dips in the middle -- there's a long section in which characters keep going in circles trying to remember past events and figure out what's going on -- it starts and (especially) ends strong. Despite being another "alien takeover" movie, it doesn't have the sense of paranoid terror built in to something like Invasion of the Body Snatchers or, perhaps more accurately, The Thing. It's fun in the way that '80s horror was fun, particularly when it begins to let it rip with the gore effects, which it finally does during its bloody climax.
The movie is rough in spots. With a low budget effort like this, that can be part of its charm. And though Begos does a good job hiding the seams -- he doesn't direct it like a "small" movie, even though it's exactly that -- he's not able to smooth everything out. The performances aren't bad, just a bit generic. The actors aren't playing people but placeholders: hero, bad guy, girlfriend, fodder. The stakes are low. Even the ambition is low, save for the ambition of "make a cool movie" (a worthy cause, that). Begos isn't interested in creating something that will transcend its genre. He wants to make a movie that feels like a movie you stumbled across on cable at 2 a.m. in the '80s -- that movie with the name you couldn't even remember, but you're trying to tell people about it the next day by describing its best moments. Though low on show-off moments, Almost Human sticks in our heads because it just has a cool vibe. We like the way it all feels. It feels like a movie with John Carpenter font.
Sam Raimi? No, but it belongs in that conversation. I suspect someday we'll be pointing to Almost Human in a "here's where it started" way like we point to Evil Dead now. It's much more a calling card for Begos as a director than a writer, but that's ok. It's good enough to get me really excited about whatever Begos is going to do next.
You and others on your team mention VOD a lot. Is Video on Demand specific to a person's cable provider? If I have Mediacom in Cedar Rapids, should my VOD options be the same a someone with Comcast in Illinois? Or are you referring to something completely different with VOD?ReplyDelete
The offerings could be different. I tend to use VOD as more of a generic term to mean "You can watch this movie at home." I use Comcast's On Demand service, but you can also (usually) watch the movies via iTunes or Amazon or other streaming services. I'm just too lazy to type all that out.Delete
The best stuff I'm seeing lately -- especially in genre movies -- is all on VOD. I don't want to go see Non-Stop, but I can watch Cheap Thrills and Almost Human at home.
Very excited to see Cheap Thrills. Read your review and couldn't have gotten any more jacked to check it out.Delete
I watched it last Friday night and loved it! Couldn't agree more with your thoughts. One aspect that blew me away was that, even with a limited budget, they WENT FOR IT! They played it straight and never played for laughs. That made me appreciate it even more.ReplyDelete
Yes, there's no ironic distance or fake "grindhouse" aesthetic. Glad to hear you dug it.Delete
You had me at "John Carpenter font."ReplyDelete
It's funny; John Carpenter has LONG been my favorite filmmaker, probably since my late teens. Yet it was only about 3 years ago that I learned that his font -- the one I'd loved and associated with him for my whole life -- is actually called Albertus.
When I read that, it blew my mind for about 2 seconds before I thought "well, of COURSE it is."
Synchronicity. I love it.
(also, I canNOT wait to see this flick now; sounds right up my alley!)
If you love horror movies, especially from the gore-filled 80s, this is the movie for you. A pure love letter. My smile didn't leave my face the entire time.ReplyDelete
This was a solid indie movie. Made with a small budget, and no big names, but it actually helps in my opinion. This is a throwback to gritty thrillers of the 80s. Mix Fire In the Sky with Invasion of the Body Snatchers, throw in classic horror tricks, and it's a fun time. Watched it in the theaters where everyone cheered after each kill. Was a blast! This will be a cult classic in years to come.ReplyDelete