Monday, April 7, 2014
Heavy Action: In the Blood
Everything about In the Blood, the new action movie from director John Stockwell, feels like it should have gone direct to video. From the cast (which includes Danny Trejo, Luis Guzman and Treat Williams) to the photography that looks like an episode of Burn Notice to that awful poster, this thing screams DTV. The fact that it is getting a theatrical release -- albeit limited -- is a weird miracle. And while I would normally advocate that you find a theater near you playing the movie (assuming there is one) and support small action movies, I can't in good conscience do so. You're fine waiting for DVD on this one. Or waiting until USA is showing it at 2 a.m. on a Thursday, right after another airing of Half Past Dead. That's probably the best way to watch it.
Former MMA fighter Gina Carano plays Ava, a recovering drug addict who marries a man (Cam Gigandet, whose name makes me want to punch my dick just for typing it) she meets in rehab. While vacationing on their honeymoon in the Caribbean, her husband goes missing and Ava -- who has years of combat training thanks to her crazy father (Stephen Lang in flashback) -- goes on a rampage to find out what happened to him.
In the Blood is Carano's first leading role in an action film since 2011's Haywire; her only other significant acting was in last summer's Fast & Furious 6, in which her performance was...problematic. She's better here than she was in that movie, but still isn't being used properly. Steven Soderbergh was the first to really see a movie star while watching one of Carano's fights and tailored the script for Haywire to her strengths, playing up her physicality, scaling back the dialogue and even re-dubbing her voice (with Laura San Giacomo's, reportedly). Soderbergh understood that she's particularly brilliant in fight scenes, so he let her fists do most of the talking. When she fights in In the Blood, it's the best stuff in the movie; MMA-trained Carano fights with equal parts grace and incredible brutality. When she punches someone, it's not a "movie" punch -- it looks like she's really trying to take someone's head off.
When she's not fighting, it's not as good. In the Blood has her not fight a lot. She glowers and stomps around and argues with everyone, from Luis Guzman's corrupt police chief to Treat Williams, who is in the movie for some reason as Cam Gigandet's (punch punch ow my balls) father. Williams resents Ava and blames her for his son's disappearance. I'm not sure why. It has something to do with both of them being former drug addicts. Why this element is introduced, I cannot say; it matters for roughly two lines of dialogue (once when they say "We were junkies!" and once when Treat Williams says "You were junkies!") and then is forgotten. That's the kind of stuff that makes the movie feel like such a mess -- there are too many elements taking away from the conflict at the center and getting in the way of the action. This needs to be more of an action movie. It isn't. On the plus side, Carano gets to play the closest thing to a real person she has ever played. She's not just a weapon -- except for when she is, as trained by her crazy dad so as to explain how she's able to kick so much ass...because otherwise we wouldn't by that someone in Carano's physical shape could?
The supporting cast appears to be on hand to lend the film some DTV credibility, but the performances by Treat Williams, Danny Trejo and (especially) Stephen Lang amount to nothing more than cameos. The real villain of the movie is Prison Break's Amaury Nolasco, who's mostly a glorified cameo, too (because if Ava discovered who the bad guy is before the last 30 minutes we would have lost all of those scenes where she walks around asking who the bad guy is). At least Nolasco gets off a couple of funny throwaway lines, even though he's still a generic villain. There is a bit of a twist in his endgame (one that recalls the much better Steve Austin/Dolph Lundgren DTV actioner The Package), which I'm sure the screenwriters were pleased with because it gives double meaning to the title of the movie. Good job, cleverness. Now write a fucking script.
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Condolences to your package, sir.ReplyDelete
Me personally? It's more or less his presence that makes me want to do violence to myself. More proof that no one anywhere should ever watch Never Back Down (Amber Heard or no Amber Heard), since now whenever I see him I think "that movie was bullshit -- I could take him."
I will see this anyway, since I too love Gina Carano.