14. The festival had panel discussions that took place at the Illini Student Union on the University of Illinois campus, which meant I went back to college for a couple of days! It was so much fun. I want to take classes again! I also took a bunch of newspapers that were marked for students only because I wanted to read reviews of Brick Mansions. Adam hearts college.
a few years back, he mentioned the wickedly talented Alloy Orchestra and yes, they are that good! This year, they played over the Lon Chaney silent feature He Who Gets Slapped, and I fully believe the movie worked as well as it did for me because of the live musical accompaniment. Striking imagery aside, the story in He Who Gets Slapped is so slight that it barely holds together an 80-minute movie. The Alloy’s plethora of sound included accordions, musical saws that sounded similar to Theremins, synthesizers and lots of drums. Very cool!
11. Steve James appeared for a Q&A after Life Itself -- a documentary about Roger Ebert’s life based on his memoirs -- and stated that he cast an actor (Stephen Stanton) to approximate Ebert’s voice to narrate large parts of the movie so to not pull people out of the experience. It truly works, as I never thought for a moment it was anyone other than Roger Ebert speaking even though I knew that was impossible. He also mentioned that Ebert threw himself into his blog in the later years because it was the only place where he still resembled his old self.
Netflix This Movie! YES!); he made fun of Wesley Snipes a couple of times in reference to Blade: Trinity, when the moderator of the Q&A said he looked identical to an Orc making a sword in a scene from Young Adult, Oswalt took her to task for about 10 minutes. It was hilarious.
8. Chaz Ebert did a great job as emcee of the festival despite being so overcome with emotion at times that she was nearly unable to speak. Chaz shared a number of amusing and interesting anecdotes, including that she and Gene Siskel’s widow have gotten into arguments over whose husband was more elegant, that the first movie that her and Roger watched together was Un Chien Andalou and that Roger described heaven to her one day when he was near death and said it was colorful and there was a “oneness” to everything -- meaning that the past, present and future all exist at once. I’m trying not to be facetious here because tact.
7. Keith Stanfield, who plays Marcus in Short Term 12, cursed A LOT in his Q&A. Even for me. I was convinced the mostly-AARP audience at the event was going to pass out. One of the highlights was his answer to when he was first influenced by film. He said it was when his mother let him watch Jason’s Lyric when he was 2 and he said “fuck you” to her when she confronted him about taking candy he wasn’t supposed to. He also mentioned that we should all help each other in society because we’re a “big ass fucking family, man.” The best part was that the Q&A was moderated by Nell Minnow, also known under the moniker of “The Movie Mom.”
5. I saw Do the Right Thing and Born on the 4th of July for the first time ever in a theater. Both looked amazing and were on film. While truly memorable, these were also bizarre experiences because I felt as if I was at the premiere of two 25 year old movies; it was like being in a time machine. I’ve never had a moviegoing experience anything like that before. Many people complained that Do the Right Thing was played too loud, which is ironic. RIP Radio Raheem! P.S.: Born on the 4th of July seemed even louder. This was the first time I watched Do the Right Thing and was taken aback by how comparable it feels to a 1960s musical. The movie is so full of style, emotion and commitment it wouldn’t be out of place if the characters broke into song. I mean that as a compliment if it’s not clear.
Driving Miss Daisy.” He went on to talk about how much better things were 20 years ago for a filmmaker like himself, because he knows Do the Right Thing or even Malcolm X would not be made by a studio today.
3. I met lots of nice people at Ebertfest. And some weird ones. I’ll tell you about those. Many people seemed interested in manufacturing moments. What I mean is that some people randomly got up and started ballroom dancing, a few would ask questions that weren’t questions but instead tearful confessions about themselves that they shouldn’t be sharing with strangers, etc. I talked to a woman who said she didn’t enjoy Do the Right Thing because she didn’t get “why they are so angry.” Nice. Another person was mad that Patton Oswalt and Charlize Theron don’t fall in love in Young Adult, which is kind of missing the point, right? I also realized that if I had a movie equivalent, I would be Neil Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles. That is because I sat next to my own personal Del Griffith. He was turning and talking to me before Young Adult and during the movie as well. Before the movie, he told me how he hated The Wolf of Wall Street because the guys had no spirituality. Um, isn’t that part of the point? After Young Adult he told me to “cut that shit out” when I started yawning because WE are GOING OUT FOR TEQUILA SHOTS LATER??????????? WTF???????
2. The Virginia Theatre might be the most beautiful theater I’ve ever seen a movie in. I also got to sit in the balcony to see a movie for the first time, which was wonderful. I would come back to Ebertfest just to go back to the Virginia.
Ten of the 11 movies I saw at the festival are available to watch at home and were selected because they were deemed significant and/or overlooked. I ranked these in order of my favorite to least favorite:
Do the Right Thing – One of my favorite movies ever made.
Born on the 4th of July – Good movie with incredible John Williams score.
Young Adult – Beginning to enjoy this more and more.
Life Itself – A strong documentary about Roger Ebert’s life.
A Simple Life – My favorite undiscovered movie from the festival.
Capote – Still starts slow but then grows hypnotizing.
Museum Hours – Pretty interesting moody movie. Definitely worth watching.
Short Term 12 – The Brie Larson performance is the thing.
He Who Gets Slapped – Is it good without the Alloy Orchestra?
Goodbye Solo – Artsy-fartsy and pretentious nonsense. No mas.
Wadjda – Indie twee is also in Saudi Arabia.
In closing, here are some of my favorite quotes from the festival. I had a great time and recommend the event to every one of you. Let’s meet up next year!
- “Having Roger admire your writing is like having Jesus as a character witness.” – Odie Henderson, RogerEbert.com
- “We all view Roger as Santa Claus. Imagine if he was your friend and if Santa Claus passed away.” – Michael Mirasol, RogerEbert.com
- “Roger the man is gone, but Roger the idea is still there and we can carry on his spirit.” – Matt Zoller Seitz, RogerEbert.com
- “How would you suggest we fix racism?” – Paraphrasing a question from an audience member to Spike Lee during the Do the Right Thing Q&A
- “I didn’t have an answer back in ’89 and I don’t have one now.” – Spike Lee answering that question
- “Thank G-D for the left nipple.” – Spike Lee answering an audience member who said his mom used to cover his eyes when Mookie (Spike Lee) rubs Tina (Rosie Perez) with ice cubes in Do the Right Thing
- “My torso looks like Walter Matthau’s face.” – Patton Oswalt describing his shirtless scene with Charlize Theron in Young Adult
- “How do you act?” – Paraphrased question from an audience member to Brie Larson during the Q&A for Short Term 12
- “Things sound terrible for women in Saudi Arabia.” - My brain during the entire movie and Q&A for Wadjda
- “This movie made me understand my ill grandma and want to eat fish.” – An audience member to director Ann Hui of A Simple Life
- “I’m more moved by Roger’s review of my movie than I am by my own movie itself.” – Ann Hui in reference to Ebert’s review of her movie A Simple Life
- “Goodbye Solo would have been a great title for a sequel to Solo starring Mario Van Peebles.” – My brain while watching Goodbye Solo
- “This is the closest I’ll ever come to making a Frank Capra movie.” – Oliver Stone on Born on the 4th of July during the post movie Q&A