by Adam Thas and Mike Pomaro
Dear Growing Up Nerdy,
As I was watching True Romance during #fthismoviefest, I couldn’t help but fall in love (again) with Alabama Whitman. So I got to thinking, have you two ever fallen in love with a girl on screen before?
-Paul in Nepal
Adam: There have been a lot of loves that have drifted in and out of my life through the years and, yes, some of them have been fictional. There is something about a show or a movie that when you are totally caught up with it you can’t help but get caught up in the personalities you see on the screen and sometimes…they’re cartoons. I’m not proud of that folks.
Sheila the Thief: Looking back, I can say that this was the very first time in my entire life that I recall having a crush on a girl, even if that girl was a series of drawings. In 1983, Saturday morning cartoons started airing Dungeons and Dragons, about a bunch kids that get transported to another dimension and each week try to find their way back home. That’s when I first saw her. She had red hair, blue eyes, freckles, a a magic cloak that turned her invisible, and at age 4 she was the most beautiful thing I’d ever seen. Being 4 years old, I don’t remember much about the episodes and I don't even really think I understood the plot. All I knew is I just wanted to see more Sheila.
Andy (Goonies, not Toy Story, assholes.): If you were a child of the '80s, chances are you either wanted to be Andy or date her. Kerri Green is absolutely the perfect girl for the part and Andy is the perfect girl. As I get older, my affection for Andy has faded as I find her more annoying but not to the level of Minmei. That kiss with her and Brand in the water as she puts her tied-up hands over his neck makes realize that “kids” movies were way different in the '80s.
Evie Ethel Garland: This is probably the most obscure name on the list, and I’m fairly confident that the only person who will know who this is would be Erika, who also shares a love for the early '90s sitcom Out of This World. Out of This World was one of those sitcoms that would be on a modern day Disney Channel about a girl who is half alien and has powers to stop time (as well as a few others). Each week found Evie in some sort of CRAZY situation that would somehow involve her using her powers. She was played my Maureen Flannigan and she was so cute. Who doesn’t want a girlfriend with superpowers? Well, maybe Luke Wilson.
Leah Jones: If you’ve ever seen the movie Trojan War, you’re one of like, no one I know. Honestly, I’m a fan of the movie. It’s far from perfect but does its job as typical teenage comedy. My first serious girlfriend was a huge fan of the TV show Party of Five and I had no problem watching it after I discovered Jennifer Love Hewitt. Jennifer Love Hewitt is a good looking lady, and she looks spectacular as the tough friend-zoned girl in 1997’s Trojan War. She of course plays the girl that our main character Brad just doesn’t see right in front of him, but of course as the audience, we see it. I fell for this cheap gimmick hard and wanted nothing more than to be the guy who got to Leah before dumbshit Brad came to his senses. I’m sorry. I shouldn’t be so hard on Brad; after all, he does spend most of the movie chasing after Marley Shelton, which is completely understandable.
Garden State, and the biggest reason for that is Sam. In that first scene where we meet her in the waiting room, my heart just melted. She is so damned cute and the movie just piles on cuteness scene after scene. I don’t know how anyone couldn’t fall in love with Sam.
My Heart’s Companion (a poem for Rose Tyler)
by: Michael Pomaro
They say violets are blue and roses are red
Without you, Rose Tyler, I’d rather be dead
Eccelston was fine, I’m glad he was there,
But it was you, Rose Tyler, and your lovely blond hair
That got me hooked, then kept me invested
You were a damn fine companion, never to be bested
The episode where you travel back to the day your dad dies,
Was the episode I feel in love with your beautiful brown eyes
SPOILER ALERT, the 9th Doctor winds up dead
Replaced by David Tennant and his cutesy bed head
You should have run away, Rose Tyler, escaped into my arms
Instead you stayed with the alien, with two hearts and much charm
Sure he seems exciting, and yeah he’s got a great ride
But can you talk sports with the Doctor? Has he seen Prince of Tides?
The answer is no, my sweet Rose, he knows none of these things
He knows Daleks and Cybermen, Galifrey and Reaper’s wings
Is it adventures you want? We can have tons of those
But it won’t be in space, fighting monsters and foes
Our adventure would be this thing, this thing I call love
Where will it take us? All directions, up above
So climb into my Taurus, grab hold of my one heart
I’ll lock our doors and the car I will start
You’ll smile your big smile, squeeze my hand real tight
And say, “It’s you that I want. For only you will I fight.”
You’ll forget the Doctor, I promise, you’ll see
Now let’s go on an adventure, just us, “Alons-y!”
Oh lordy, Out of this World. I would never say the show was good (it's not, and it's good parts were done better by Sabrina later on). But how do you bury the lede that she could talk to her father through a cube in her bedroom, and her alien father was voiced by Burt Reynolds! What made it even better was that the show was rotated with Marblehead Manor and She's The Sheriff.ReplyDelete
I would agree that the show can definitely get rough with some of the jokes. I do think though that Maureen Flannigan is really great on the show, she has this sweetness about her that Melissa Joan Hart didn't have. But to be truthful, that probably has more to do with my age than anything.Delete
Out of this World takes place in my hometown. Monterey Peninsula locations are used throughout the opening titles.Delete
I could have sworn we've been through this before and one of you answered "Shirley Jackson" from Star Trek. The only reason I think I remember this is because I am not a Star Trek fan at all, but after reading about her, I definitely had to see her in at least one episode!!ReplyDelete
Kind of, we talked more about the type of girls and not actual characters.Delete
A ha, right on. At least you see I pay attention :)Delete
Love backwards is Evol.ReplyDelete
A poem! Fantastic. Your Taurus might not be bigger on the inside, but even fictional girls love guys with poetry skills!ReplyDelete
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F is for familyReplyDelete
N is for nerd
A group for Movie lovers
Not following the herd
Patrick's the big boss
Of the ambitious failure
Full of crazy insights
And Wacky Paraphernalia
Mike and Adam
Keep all things Geeky in check
And Riske drops Knowledge
Like Ice T's "Hit the deck"
Don't forget J Bones
He's from Monster town
And Hollywood's Heath Holland
Keeping Universal still Down
Big up to Mark Ahn
And to Dracu Doug too
When someone bends over
You know what he'll do!
Lets not forget Erika,
And Melissa and Jan
Representing the ladies
They always " Kick the can"
And of course all the F-Heads
I love you all too
F is for Family
I thought you all knew !
Complete and utter awesomeness!!Delete
How'd I miss this in 2015? You are always the best, Dennis!Delete
More poetry! See what you started, Mike? I love it. So pleased I have a name that rhymes with things so I can be in the poem. Thanks Dennis, really nice job!ReplyDelete
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Dont Overlook J-Bone's
Is much cleverer than Dont Forget J Bone's
Damn I missed that one
Yours was the easiest of the three lovely ladies. I could not rhyme anything with Erica or Melissa ;)ReplyDelete