There's a certain kind of movie that seems like it was specifically engineered only for 1 a.m. airings on HBO in the early '90s. It's rarely ever the case -- though there was a DTV market back then, most movies of a certain budget got some sort of theatrical release -- but it's impossible to ever think of them playing on big screens. It doesn't even feel like these movies were written or filmed or marketed. They just sort of...appeared on late night cable, where they remained for the rest of their days.
The 1991 comedy Ski School is one such movie. It's yet another variation on Animal House/Stripes/Caddyshack, only set at a ski resort school. On the one side, you've got the party animals of Section 8 led by Dave Marshak (the great Dean Cameron channeling Bill Murray). They live to get drunk and have fun and play pranks and see girls naked. Of course this catches the ire of their uptight co-workers and bosses, who can't wait to have them kicked out of Ski School, which I'm told is a thing. There's only one way to settle this: a big race!
It is not a funny movie, despite being a comedy. There are jokes, sure, but none that I laughed at. Because it's a relic of the late '80s early '90s, some of the jokes are particularly tasteless (and I say this recognizing that most often, their tastelessness is the point). A full 10 minutes of screen time is devoted to setting up and paying off one long gay panic joke. There are several instances in which the male characters -- the heroes, even -- basically sexually assault women and it's seen as "charming." A bit of flirting, even. This is a leftover from Revenge of the Nerds, in which rape is a casual part of the courting process. There's nothing quite so egregious as that in Ski School, but it's operating from the same place. We must not just be willing to suspend our feelings on gender politics watching a movie like this. We must, in the words of Lloyd Kaufman, be willing to lock them in a cage and torture them.
Heathers) and Stuart Fratkin (aka Teen Wolf Too's Stiles 2.0). Perhaps the movie's most important casting decision, though, is frequent Full Moon Features star Charlie Spradling (she of Puppet Master II, Meridian and Bad Channels fame) as the girlfriend of the movie's lead douche. This is because any movie with Charlie Spradling is better than a movie without Charlie Spradling, even if she is asked to wear her grandmother's underpants.
Blu-ray release date: May 26, 2015
DTS HD 2.0 Master Audio (English)