by Adam Riske
Avengers: Age of Ultron felt like a mediocre tentpole from 1998.
More like Cold Pursuit. I’m so glad I didn’t review Hot Pursuit.
I could listen to Tom Hardy talk as Mad Max all day. What was he doing with his voice in Mad Max: Fury Road? It was magic!
I know it’s directed by Brad Bird and I hope it’s good, but can we all agree that Tomorrowland looks super generic? It’s a chosen one story, right?
I don’t think the Poltergeist remake is gonna be good, yo, despite being from the director of the awesome Monster House.
San Andreas is directed by the guy who made Cats and Dogs 2 and Journey 2. My enthusiasm dwaynes.
Aloha will be the best romantic comedy of the summer.
I haven’t watched Entrourage since its second season but I’m oddly curious enough about the movie to see it. Probably because I see everything.
I don’t care how many great reviews Spy gets, I won’t believe a Melissa McCarthy-led movie is good until I see it for myself.
I’m curious to see if Leigh Whannel just does a Wan Direction impression as director of Insidious: Chapter 3.
I think Jurassic World is going to be a whole lot like Jurassic Park III. Well, at least it’s not The Lost World: Jurassic Park.
I’m super intrigued by the documentary The Wolfpack.
I hope Inside Out is a huge hit for Pixar. They could use one.
Dope looks just ok but it’s from the director of The Wood!!!!! One please.
Ted 2 will be so bad that it will make us all retroactively dislike the first Ted.
Fuck off Terminator Genisys. The poster looks like the artwork for a Disturbed album. Yes, I’ll go see it.
My niece and nephew love the Minions which makes me want to see Minions even though I haven’t seen either Despicable Me movie.
How the hell is Self/less getting a theatrical release? Is Ryan Reynolds plus Ben Kingsley that much of a draw?
Ant-Man will not work, people will begin to doubt Marvel and it will mark the beginning of the decline for superhero movies.
Judd Apatow will not rebound from Trainwreck. Lebron James is the comic relief? Seriously? I know it got reviews out of SXSW but I dunno. I have my doubts.
I don’t understand anyone thinking Pixels is going to be anything but another bad Adam Sandler movie.
In theory I want to see Southpaw, but that trailer….yeesh! Tell me the whole movie why don’t ya? Great poster, though.
I love Jonathan Demme but I don’t think I can bring myself to see Ricki and the Flash.
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. will be a sleeper hit.
Straight Outta Compton, too.
Sinister 2 will be a terrible horror sequel.
Why did they even make Hitman: Agent 47?