Friday the 13th: The Final ChapterEveryone watch, this is the final chapter!
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)She could have done so much better.
Poltergeist 2 "LOST, 5 Bedroom house, Last seen Cuesta-Verde"
Decoys 2: Alien Seduction (2007)Alien boob invasion. Dudes stand no chance.
Friday the 13th Part V: A New BeginningWhen did Tommy train with Cobra Kai?
Scream (1996)Headteacher murdered, guys check this out! LOL
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason LivesJason learned to swim...good on you.
The Cat and the Canary (1939)Is this a horror, or stand-up routine?
Dolores Claiborne (1995)That´s what I call real life horror
The Shining (1980)Fifth viewing and still don´t like it
Jacobs ladder (1990)Strangely hypnotic precursor to Shyamalans Sixth SenseorThe invention of the rapidly shaking heads
Prom Night 2: Hello, Mary Lou (1987)Underrated, overlooked. This flick is so good.
Feast (2005)What Riger Ebert said about "North" x100.
Scream 2 (1997)Marry, Fuck, Eat: Sidney, Ghostface, Ham Sandwich
A Crack in the Floor (2000)I should have just slept in instead.
Dawn of the Dead (1978)They're coming...eventually...probably...you guys hungry?
Tales of Halloween (2015)Too mean-spirited at times, overall fun.
The Changeling (1980)In 1980 Wheelchair vision was the future.
Screams of a Winter Night (1979) Dir. James L. WilsonDecent PG anthology. Great intro and wraparound.
Deliver Us From Evil (2014) Sings: "Troy and Abed in the hellllll-scape!"
Poltergeist 3Chicago, Cold, Spooky, Haunted, Perfect FThisMovie Central!
Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Freddy phone got more action then Depp
Trick r' Treat (2007)Sookie Stackhouse was a werewolf vampire lover?!?
The Purge: Anarchy (2014)A Trump presidency looks exactly as expected.
Crimson Peak (2015)Red clay's a hell of a drug.
They Live (1988)Roddy Piper is so darn likable. RIP.
The Descent (2005)I get no enjoyment out of this.
The Boogens (1981)I've seen this.... the few the proud.
Christine (1983)I woke up... I watched... I enjoyed!
Zombeavers (2014): Damed: A beaver gateway to join undead
Ouija (2014) *To be read in the tune of Diva by Beyonce*:Ouija is ghosty version of Jumanji
Poltergeist Remake Why, Why, Why, Why, Why, Oh Why!
The Tingler (1959)Great movie, so so butt plug brand.
Willow Creek (2013)Wow, the creature effects are...oh, wait.
Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987) Clean up in the girls' locker room!
Rigor Mortis (2014)The best vampire hunters wear boxer shorts.
Evil dead 1981I can't imagine a world without Evil Dead
Crimson Peak (2015)7 word review to say "it's fine"
Dawn of the Dead (1978)Who knew a mall could save lives?
Demons (1985)Lost my seat, so only saw half.
They Live (1988)Ugly alien bastards take over world. Consume!
Prom Night III: The Last Kiss (1990) And you thought Freddy got too jokey.
Dead Snow : Red vs Dead (2014)Ultra violent Nazi zombie sequel....not impressed.
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010):Why are the douchenozzles usually named Chad?
Antichrist (2009)Fuck no Fox! You are scaring me!orDamn Despair Bird just wont fuckin die!
Maggie(2015)Clean bite wounds with tears of sadness
Deadly Blessing (1981) Sharon Stone, Michael Berryman: Together at last!
The Shining (1980) International versionShelley, can you tremble like a leaf?
I think there are like 30 minutes cut from this version just an FYI
Tales of Halloween (2015)I'm still in love with Adrienne Barbeau.
The Children (2008)Hey, kids! Who wants a mustache ride?
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)I wish my vagina looked that good...
Suspension (2015) Dir. Jeffery Scott Lando"Nobody bothers me...nobody bothers me either"
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)Sam Neill makes this one something special.
Maniac Cop (1988) It's Lustig's world, we just live there.
The Darkest Hour (2011)Beautiful people visit Russia, Aliens destroy them.
Popcorn (1991)You do look like a fucking snocone.
Red StateWhen will Kevin Smith movies unfuck themselves?
PontypoolI wish some words were really infected.
Tales of HalloweenI'm never stealing candy from kids again.
Crimson PeakHow did Jax Teller become a doctor?
Final Exam (1981)Give you a dollar for killer's motivation.
Foxy Brown (1974)Not horror, but Pam Grier is hot.
Tales from the Darkside: the movieI promise I have never seen this
Friday the 13th (1980)HJ's from Ms. Voorhees must be....manly.
Friday the 13th part 2 (1981)Jason strongly believes in disabled people equality.
G.B.H. (1983)Director also wrote book called Tuxedo Warrior.
House of Dracula (1945)No big trucks at this Monster Jam.
Sleepy Hollow (1999):Big fan of The (silent) Walken Dead
Night Vision (1987)This movie's so 80s it's doing cocaine.
Pin (1988)John Locke hates pesky plastic backseat drivers.
Pet Sematary (1989)Heartbreaking shit....but what a Ramones song!
Night of the Living Dead (1968)Spoiler Alert: Everyone is kinda a dick.
Bad Dreams (1988)Sign me up for Jennifer Rubin's cult.
Found (2014)Cool older brother lends movies to kid
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New BloodClash of the Titans...Jason vs. Bernie
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes ManhattanLame, unless it's compared to Love Boat.
Jason Goes To Hell: The Final FridayThis was actually very good, go figure?
House on Haunted Hill (1959)Handy having acid vat in haunted house.
Black Christmas (1974)Best Canadian Christmas Slasher ever, hands down
Jacob's Ladder (1990)I think my girlfriend's fuckin a dragon.
Curse of Chucky (2013)THAT'S how you pluck an offending eye.
Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)The Collector: Nic Cage/Enrique Iglesias/Satan.
The People Under the Stairs (1991)Basically dreamt this after watching Twin Peaks.
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes ManhattanJason Takes Manhattan, turns it into Canada.
Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008)Alan, please. Less yelling, more vacant staring.
Tales from the Hood (1995)Hey, Clarence, think you can go bigger?
Ghosts Of Mars (2001)Enjoying more than remembered. Ice Cube sucks.