Monday, October 19, 2015

Scary Movie Challenge VI (Day 19)


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  1. The Rover (2014)

    Don´t mess with the main guys dog.

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  2. House of Wax (1953)

    Vincent Price can down me in wax

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  3. Chillerama (2011)

    I wished to be straight during "Werebear"

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  4. The Shining (1980)

    Jack Torrence’s novel was repetitive, but good.

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  5. Friday the 13th (1980)

    It is literally a butt clenching movie.

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  6. The Visit (2015)

    Decent, but I miss James Newton Howard.

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  7. The Mist (2007)

    Worst day ever had by a person :(

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    1. The Mist

      Lord of the Flies is for pussies

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  8. Unfriended (2015)

    Really shitty teenagers doing really shitty things.

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  9. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

    Final Chapter. Is it?.......Is it really?
    or
    Crispin Glover: Next Dancing with the Stars.
    or
    You couldn't just step over dead girl?

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  10. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

    The gateway to creating new monster kids

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  11. Psycho (1960)

    No woman can resist sandwiches and milk.

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  12. The Omen (1976)
    Damien sure is a devilish little bastard

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  13. Tales of Halloween (2015)

    The greatness of Halloween without the diabetes.

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  14. Byzantium (2012)

    Women are vampires, all men are pigs.

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  15. The Mist (2007)

    Let's think about this for one second...

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  16. House on Haunted Hill (1999)

    Campy horror classic gets a Price reduction.

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  17. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

    Franky finally finds love. Response? Murder-suicide.

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  18. Pet Sematary (1989)

    I don't know, how about a fence?

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  19. School Spirit (1985)

    Ghosts have feelings, too. And also wieners.

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  20. Friday the 13th (1980)

    Seriously, how did this become a franchise?

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  21. Truth or Die (2012)

    Crappy movie made on a dare. Truth?

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  22. Evilspeak (1981)

    Clint Howard doing his best Sissy Spacek

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  23. Slaughterhouse (1987)

    Texas Chainsaw rip off, Hooper should sooeeey!!!!

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  24. Crimson Peak (2015)

    Satan's favorite Rom-com not starring Vincent Price!

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  25. Evil dead 2

    So much fun it should be illegal!

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  26. Zombeavers (2014)

    Not bad, for a one joke premise.

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  27. Leprechaun (1993)

    Debut of super famous Friends alumni Gunther.

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  28. Shocker (1989)

    Biggest shock? Pinker can't shoot worth shit.

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  29. Candyman (1992)

    Heavy academia angst, with sweeping chorus music.

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  30. Martin (1977)

    Worth watching just for the sexy stuff.

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  31. Maniac Killer (1987) Dir. Andrea Bianchi

    Pshhhh...I know maniacs...he ain't one.

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  32. Eaten Alive (1977)

    Buck needs a franchise similar to Freddy's.

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  33. Crimson Peak (2015)

    Ghosts: real or all in your mine?

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  34. The Fly (1958), The Fly (1986)

    Double awesomeness awaits the most discerning viewers.

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  35. Saw VI (2009)

    Sorry, your HMO doesn't cover death traps.

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  36. The Editor (2015)
    Young Donald Sutherland wants ALL the cake.

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  37. Alien (1979 Dir. Ridley Scott)

    Alien believes in equality, murders everyone equally.

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  38. Bereavement (2010 Dir. Stevan Mina)

    Daddario is adorable, makes unbrearable script bearable.

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  39. She-Wolf of London (1946)

    Is she a werewolf? It's a mystery.

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  40. Cabin Fever (2002)
    After sex with zombies listerine your dick

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  41. Theater of Blood (1973)

    Deny Vincent Price an award? Murders justified.

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  42. The Babadook (2014)

    Forget funny reviews, this is just brilliant.

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  43. Silver Bullet (1985)

    Gary Busey channeling his inner drunk uncle.

    Or

    Rare sighting of the pre-Feldman Corey Haim.

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  44. Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn

    What's there to say? It fucking rocks.

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  45. Christine

    The car's a Transformer. Probably a Decepticon.

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  46. It Follows (2015)

    Hey, grandpa, get off the damn roof!

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  47. Fright Night (2011)

    This is not your Daddy's Fright Night!

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  48. Hatchet (1st time)

    I was cracking up the whole time!

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  49. Ouija

    One way to describe this movie, board.

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  50. Dust Devil - the final cut (1992)

    Why doesn't Richard Stanley make more movies?

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  51. The Unborn

    Bathroom stall holes are not for looking.

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  52. Body Bags (1993)

    "Fabio? ...I fucked him!" - Stacy "Dice" Keach

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  53. We Are Still Here

    Larry Fessenden is the epitome of cool.

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  54. Knock Knock

    The things people call art these days.

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  55. Ants (1977)

    Sweet giant ants! ...wait, fuck! normal ants.

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  56. The Guest (2014)
    David, best friend a boy could have.

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  57. The Final Girls (2015)

    Spoiler: Ackerman doesn't get naked for striptease.

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  58. Raising Cain (1992) Re-Cut

    Edited in chronological order, works surprisingly good

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  59. Under The Skin (2014)

    At beach, nobody can hear you scream.

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  60. Creepshow (1982)

    Cake > grass > sexy seaweed Danson > box > bugs.

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  61. Nightmare on Elm Street 2 Freddys Revenge (1985)

    Fu Man Chews?! Give me Gremlins cereal!

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  62. Lucio Fulci's The House By The Cemetery

    Siri, translate what the fuck to italian.

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  63. The Mummy (1932)

    Best silent movie within a movie ever

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  64. Dead and Buried (1981)

    I'm guessing that town smells really wonderful.

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