The Rover (2014)Don´t mess with the main guys dog.
House of Wax (1953)Vincent Price can down me in wax
Chillerama (2011)I wished to be straight during "Werebear"
The Shining (1980)Jack Torrence’s novel was repetitive, but good.
Friday the 13th (1980)It is literally a butt clenching movie.
The Visit (2015)Decent, but I miss James Newton Howard.
The Mist (2007)Worst day ever had by a person :(
The MistLord of the Flies is for pussies
Unfriended (2015)Really shitty teenagers doing really shitty things.
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)Final Chapter. Is it?.......Is it really?orCrispin Glover: Next Dancing with the Stars.orYou couldn't just step over dead girl?
Abbott and Costello Meet FrankensteinThe gateway to creating new monster kids
Psycho (1960)No woman can resist sandwiches and milk.
The Omen (1976)Damien sure is a devilish little bastard
Tales of Halloween (2015)The greatness of Halloween without the diabetes.
Byzantium (2012) Women are vampires, all men are pigs.
The Mist (2007)Let's think about this for one second...
House on Haunted Hill (1999)Campy horror classic gets a Price reduction.
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)Franky finally finds love. Response? Murder-suicide.
Pet Sematary (1989)I don't know, how about a fence?
School Spirit (1985)Ghosts have feelings, too. And also wieners.
Friday the 13th (1980)Seriously, how did this become a franchise?
Truth or Die (2012) Crappy movie made on a dare. Truth?
Evilspeak (1981)Clint Howard doing his best Sissy Spacek
Slaughterhouse (1987)Texas Chainsaw rip off, Hooper should sooeeey!!!!
Crimson Peak (2015)Satan's favorite Rom-com not starring Vincent Price!
Evil dead 2 So much fun it should be illegal!
Zombeavers (2014) Not bad, for a one joke premise.
Leprechaun (1993)Debut of super famous Friends alumni Gunther.
Shocker (1989)Biggest shock? Pinker can't shoot worth shit.
Candyman (1992)Heavy academia angst, with sweeping chorus music.
Martin (1977)Worth watching just for the sexy stuff.
Maniac Killer (1987) Dir. Andrea BianchiPshhhh...I know maniacs...he ain't one.
Eaten Alive (1977)Buck needs a franchise similar to Freddy's.
Crimson Peak (2015)Ghosts: real or all in your mine?
The Fly (1958), The Fly (1986)Double awesomeness awaits the most discerning viewers.
Saw VI (2009)Sorry, your HMO doesn't cover death traps.
The Editor (2015)Young Donald Sutherland wants ALL the cake.
Alien (1979 Dir. Ridley Scott)Alien believes in equality, murders everyone equally.
Bereavement (2010 Dir. Stevan Mina)Daddario is adorable, makes unbrearable script bearable.
She-Wolf of London (1946)Is she a werewolf? It's a mystery.
Cabin Fever (2002)After sex with zombies listerine your dick
Theater of Blood (1973)Deny Vincent Price an award? Murders justified.
The Babadook (2014)Forget funny reviews, this is just brilliant.
Silver Bullet (1985)Gary Busey channeling his inner drunk uncle.OrRare sighting of the pre-Feldman Corey Haim.
Evil Dead II: Dead By DawnWhat's there to say? It fucking rocks.
Christine The car's a Transformer. Probably a Decepticon.
It Follows (2015) Hey, grandpa, get off the damn roof!
Fright Night (2011)This is not your Daddy's Fright Night!
Hatchet (1st time)I was cracking up the whole time!
OuijaOne way to describe this movie, board.
Dust Devil - the final cut (1992)Why doesn't Richard Stanley make more movies?
The UnbornBathroom stall holes are not for looking.
Body Bags (1993)"Fabio? ...I fucked him!" - Stacy "Dice" Keach
We Are Still HereLarry Fessenden is the epitome of cool.
Knock KnockThe things people call art these days.
Ants (1977)Sweet giant ants! ...wait, fuck! normal ants.
The Guest (2014)David, best friend a boy could have.
The Final Girls (2015)Spoiler: Ackerman doesn't get naked for striptease.
Raising Cain (1992) Re-CutEdited in chronological order, works surprisingly good
Under The Skin (2014)At beach, nobody can hear you scream.
Creepshow (1982)Cake > grass > sexy seaweed Danson > box > bugs.
Nightmare on Elm Street 2 Freddys Revenge (1985)Fu Man Chews?! Give me Gremlins cereal!
Lucio Fulci's The House By The CemeterySiri, translate what the fuck to italian.
The Mummy (1932)Best silent movie within a movie ever
Dead and Buried (1981)I'm guessing that town smells really wonderful.