Sunday, October 18, 2015

Scary Movie Challenge VI (Day 18)


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  1. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

    Everyone watch, this is the final chapter!

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  2. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

    She could have done so much better.

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  3. Poltergeist 2

    "LOST, 5 Bedroom house, Last seen Cuesta-Verde"

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  4. Decoys 2: Alien Seduction (2007)

    Alien boob invasion. Dudes stand no chance.

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  5. Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning

    When did Tommy train with Cobra Kai?

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  6. Scream (1996)

    Headteacher murdered, guys check this out! LOL

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  7. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

    Jason learned to swim...good on you.

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  8. The Cat and the Canary (1939)

    Is this a horror, or stand-up routine?

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  9. Dolores Claiborne (1995)

    That´s what I call real life horror

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  10. The Shining (1980)

    Fifth viewing and still don´t like it

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  11. Jacobs ladder (1990)

    Strangely hypnotic precursor to Shyamalans Sixth Sense

    or

    The invention of the rapidly shaking heads

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  12. Prom Night 2: Hello, Mary Lou (1987)

    Underrated, overlooked. This flick is so good.

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  13. Feast (2005)

    What Riger Ebert said about "North" x100.

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  14. Scream 2 (1997)

    Marry, Fuck, Eat: Sidney, Ghostface, Ham Sandwich

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  15. A Crack in the Floor (2000)

    I should have just slept in instead.

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  16. Dawn of the Dead (1978)

    They're coming...eventually...probably...you guys hungry?

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  17. Tales of Halloween (2015)

    Too mean-spirited at times, overall fun.

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  18. The Changeling (1980)

    In 1980 Wheelchair vision was the future.

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  19. Screams of a Winter Night (1979) Dir. James L. Wilson

    Decent PG anthology. Great intro and wraparound.

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  20. Deliver Us From Evil (2014)

    Sings: "Troy and Abed in the hellllll-scape!"

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  21. Poltergeist 3

    Chicago,

    Cold, Spooky, Haunted,

    Perfect FThisMovie Central!

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  22. Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    Freddy phone got more action then Depp

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  23. Trick r' Treat (2007)

    Sookie Stackhouse was a werewolf vampire lover?!?

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  24. The Purge: Anarchy (2014)
    A Trump presidency looks exactly as expected.

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  25. Crimson Peak (2015)
    Red clay's a hell of a drug.

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  26. They Live (1988)

    Roddy Piper is so darn likable. RIP.

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  27. The Descent (2005)

    I get no enjoyment out of this.

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  28. The Boogens (1981)

    I've seen this.... the few the proud.

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  29. Christine (1983)

    I woke up... I watched... I enjoyed!

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  30. Zombeavers (2014): Damed: A beaver gateway to join undead

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  31. Ouija (2014) *To be read in the tune of Diva by Beyonce*:
    Ouija is ghosty version of Jumanji

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  32. Poltergeist Remake

    Why, Why, Why, Why, Why, Oh Why!

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  33. The Tingler (1959)

    Great movie, so so butt plug brand.

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  34. Willow Creek (2013)

    Wow, the creature effects are...oh, wait.

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  35. Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)

    Clean up in the girls' locker room!

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  36. Rigor Mortis (2014)
    The best vampire hunters wear boxer shorts.

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  37. Evil dead 1981

    I can't imagine a world without Evil Dead

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  38. Crimson Peak (2015)

    7 word review to say "it's fine"

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  39. Dawn of the Dead (1978)

    Who knew a mall could save lives?

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  40. Demons (1985)

    Lost my seat, so only saw half.

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  41. They Live (1988)

    Ugly alien bastards take over world. Consume!

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  42. Prom Night III: The Last Kiss (1990)

    And you thought Freddy got too jokey.

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  43. Dead Snow : Red vs Dead (2014)
    Ultra violent Nazi zombie sequel....not impressed.

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  44. Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010):

    Why are the douchenozzles usually named Chad?

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  45. Antichrist (2009)
    Fuck no Fox! You are scaring me!
    or
    Damn Despair Bird just wont fuckin die!

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  46. Maggie(2015)

    Clean bite wounds with tears of sadness

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  47. Deadly Blessing (1981)

    Sharon Stone, Michael Berryman: Together at last!

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  48. The Shining (1980) International version

    Shelley, can you tremble like a leaf?

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    1. I think there are like 30 minutes cut from this version just an FYI

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  49. Tales of Halloween (2015)

    I'm still in love with Adrienne Barbeau.

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  50. The Children (2008)

    Hey, kids! Who wants a mustache ride?

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  51. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

    I wish my vagina looked that good...

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  52. Suspension (2015) Dir. Jeffery Scott Lando

    "Nobody bothers me...nobody bothers me either"

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  53. In the Mouth of Madness (1994)

    Sam Neill makes this one something special.

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  54. Maniac Cop (1988)

    It's Lustig's world, we just live there.

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  55. The Darkest Hour (2011)

    Beautiful people visit Russia, Aliens destroy them.

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  56. Popcorn (1991)

    You do look like a fucking snocone.

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  57. Red State
    When will Kevin Smith movies unfuck themselves?

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  58. Pontypool

    I wish some words were really infected.

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  59. Tales of Halloween

    I'm never stealing candy from kids again.

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  60. Crimson Peak

    How did Jax Teller become a doctor?

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  61. Final Exam (1981)

    Give you a dollar for killer's motivation.

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  62. Foxy Brown (1974)

    Not horror, but Pam Grier is hot.

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  63. Tales from the Darkside: the movie

    I promise I have never seen this

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  64. Friday the 13th (1980)

    HJ's from Ms. Voorhees must be....manly.

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  65. Friday the 13th part 2 (1981)

    Jason strongly believes in disabled people equality.

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  66. G.B.H. (1983)

    Director also wrote book called Tuxedo Warrior.

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  67. House of Dracula (1945)

    No big trucks at this Monster Jam.

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  68. Sleepy Hollow (1999):

    Big fan of The (silent) Walken Dead

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  69. Night Vision (1987)

    This movie's so 80s it's doing cocaine.

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  70. Pin (1988)

    John Locke hates pesky plastic backseat drivers.

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  71. Pet Sematary (1989)

    Heartbreaking shit....but what a Ramones song!

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  72. Night of the Living Dead (1968)

    Spoiler Alert: Everyone is kinda a dick.

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  73. Bad Dreams (1988)

    Sign me up for Jennifer Rubin's cult.

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  74. Found (2014)

    Cool older brother lends movies to kid

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  75. Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood

    Clash of the Titans...Jason vs. Bernie

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  76. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

    Lame, unless it's compared to Love Boat.

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  77. Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday

    This was actually very good, go figure?

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  78. House on Haunted Hill (1959)

    Handy having acid vat in haunted house.

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  79. Black Christmas (1974)

    Best Canadian Christmas Slasher ever, hands down

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  80. Jacob's Ladder (1990)

    I think my girlfriend's fuckin a dragon.

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  81. Curse of Chucky (2013)

    THAT'S how you pluck an offending eye.

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  82. Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)

    The Collector: Nic Cage/Enrique Iglesias/Satan.

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  83. The People Under the Stairs (1991)

    Basically dreamt this after watching Twin Peaks.

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  84. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

    Jason Takes Manhattan, turns it into Canada.

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  85. Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008)

    Alan, please. Less yelling, more vacant staring.

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  86. Tales from the Hood (1995)

    Hey, Clarence, think you can go bigger?

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  87. Ghosts Of Mars (2001)

    Enjoying more than remembered. Ice Cube sucks.

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