Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Scary Movie Challenge VI (Day 27)


65 comments:

  1. Severin Fiala and Veronika Franz's GOODNIGHT, MUMMY (2015, theater) for the first time.

    Matriarchal "This Boy's Life" goes for jugular.

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  2. Ridley Scott's PROMETHEUS (2012, Blu-ray).

    Ridley forgets how to ride "Alien" bicycle.

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  3. John Carpenter's HALLOWEEN (1978, DVD).

    Start of Michael Myer's profitable Uber career.

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  4. Sorority Row (2009)

    A body went into the plot hole!

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  5. Southern Comfort (1981)

    Sonsovagun have to run in the bayou.

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  6. The Shining (1980)

    Nicholson's eyebrows go crazy before he does.

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  7. The Invisible Man (1933)

    With great power comes great responsibility. Nah!

    or

    Not a single girl's locker room scene?

    (Sorry for deleting so many comments lately. Forgive me, Patrick)

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  8. Diary of the Dead (2007)

    Yes, we get it. They're still us..................

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  9. Starry Eyes (2014)

    I don't like when the girl's bald.

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  10. Thinner (1996)

    Wanted whole movie with the lizard man.

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  11. Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? (1962)

    She went f’cking nuts, bro.

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  12. Wes Craven's New Nightmare

    Pulls back curtain on Robert Shaye's chin.

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  13. Return Of The Living Dead

    Preppy actors playing punks battle zombies. Brains!

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  14. Contracted (2013)

    Maggots only drop Najarra to an eight.

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  15. Starry Eyes (2014)

    I get it, that’s how scientology works

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  16. Halloween 6 The curse of Michael Myers

    Wet Cold American Fall, its still Raining!

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    1. Or

      Loomis's Scars have Disappeared,

      Please spell Kontinuittyy....

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  17. The Keep (1983)

    Deep within The Keep, there is something.

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  18. Slugs (1988)

    "Was the SyFy Original around in 88?"

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  19. Scarecrows (1988)

    "Scarecrows are always scariest with night-vision goggles."

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  20. Parents (1989)

    "Hey ma! Can we get some meatloaf?!"

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  21. These Final Hours (2013)

    Little girl is fifth horseman of apocalypse.

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  22. The Mist (2007)

    Religious zealot makes monsters look quite appealing.

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  23. The Fury (1978)

    De Palmas heads explode years before Cronenbergs.

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  24. Baby Blood (1990)

    Bloodthirsty parasite compels gap-toothed brunette to kill.

    also:

    Its French. Its disgusting. Its something else.

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  25. Halloween II (2009)

    Even after that stabbing...is he dead?

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  26. The Evil Dead (1981)
    Harryhausen probably shit himself at the ending.

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  27. The Stuff (1985)

    "Who spiked the Cool Whip with cocaine?"

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  28. Head of the Family (1996)

    Secret inspiration for Luc Besson's The Messenger?

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  29. The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here! (1972) - The Camera's Broken! The Director's On Meth!

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  30. The Devil's Rain (1975)

    Travolta a Satanist? What happened to Scientology?

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  31. The Boy (2015)
    My decision not to have kids: reinforced.

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  32. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

    Top Google result for 'banjo man dog'.

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  33. The Strangers (2008)

    Preferable to Steven Tyler being your father.

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  34. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)

    Freddy of all trades, master of none.

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  35. Friday the 13th (1980)

    YAY! SHE SURVIVED! for like two months.

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  36. The Woods (2006)

    Shouldn't "fire crotch" be considered a compliment?

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  37. The Andromeda Strain (1971)

    Outbreak?! Who'd Gwyneth Paltrow do this time?

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  38. Devil(2010)

    Satan doesn't like to take the stairs

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  39. Christine(1983)

    This car takes shit from no one.

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  40. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984 Dir. Wes Craven)

    Nancy's giant zit resurrected on glorious blu-ray!

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  41. The Frighteners (1996)

    Jeffrey Combs steals the movie, as usual.

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  42. Nightmare on Elm Street: Dream Warriors (1987)
    Still would chance it with "tongue nurse"

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  43. Martyrs (2008)

    Would've been shorter to say: Don't torture

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  44. Misery(1990)

    Psychopath causes oogie mess for dirty birdy

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  45. Ravenous (1999)

    Halfway through and sad it's almost over.

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  46. The House That Dripped Blood (1971)

    Ironically, not a single drop shed onscreen.

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  47. Crimson Peak (2015)

    Those Sharpe siblings are up to something.

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  48. Scream

    Campbell wins gold medal in Skeet shooting.

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  49. Scream 2

    The scariest college experience since student loans.

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  50. Scream 3

    Comparatively the opening scene was just Weary.

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  51. Scream 4

    I met a movie that knew itself.

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  52. Witching and Bitching (2014)

    This plays at every men's rights convention.

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  53. The Crazies (Eisner, 2010)

    Fears of Iowa AND car washes justified.

    (also)

    Guilt in watching this before the original.

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  54. The Gift (2015)

    Pretty good even without Katie Holmes' boobs.

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  55. Invitation to Hell (1984)

    ALL MY CHILDREN FOR FORTY FUCKING YEARS!!!

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  56. Spontaneous Combustion (1990)

    Could greatest Tobe Hooper apologist love this?

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  57. Masque of the Red Death (1964)

    Good sell Vincent, im becoming a Satanist

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  58. Cannibal Holocaust (1979)

    Surprisingly funny satire of Nat Geo documentaries.

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  59. Spring (2015)

    Girlfriend turned into a monster. Been there.

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  60. Idle Hands (1999)

    Satan gives Sawa a mediocre hand job.

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  61. Psycho II (1983)

    Perkins makes Norman Bates a real person.

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  62. Inside aka À l'intérieur (2007)

    French birth comes with buckets of blood

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  63. The Blood Lands (2014)

    We're not killing you, just moving you.

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  64. Idle Hands (1999)

    Satan gives Sawa a mediocre hand job.

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