Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Scary Movie Challenge VI (Day 28)


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  1. The Exorcist (1973)

    Crucifixes, now available ribbed for your pleasure

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  2. Last Shift (2014)
    Rookie hazing in this precinct gets serious.

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  3. Sinister (2012)

    No James Ransone undressing and masturbating? Bummer

    or

    Whats so fucking difficult switching lights on?

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  4. Tusk (2014)

    Douchebag podcaster
    HOLY SHIT
    record scratch

    Fish

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  5. A Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

    I'll watch this until I like it. OR Even worse when watched with ear infection.

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  6. Dead of Night (1945)

    Ghosts and dummies and Britains, oh my!

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  7. Alone In The Dark (2005)

    The title sums up Uwe Boll's career

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  8. Demons (1985)

    Even goopier than its pornographic counterpart, "Semens."

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  9. Wake Wood (2011 Dir. David Keating)

    Even the Irish need a pet sematary.

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  10. Suspiria (1977)

    Who ordered all this dang piano wire?!

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  11. Superstition

    Anyone want to jump in death pond?

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  12. Blood Glacier (2013)

    Definitely blood coming out of that glacier.

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  13. Knock Knock (2015)

    Dear Eli Roth, please stop making movies.

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  14. Things (1989) Dir. Andrew Jordan

    Might be the most bonkers film ever!


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  15. They Live (1988)

    Could war be replaced with epic fistfights?

    Cheating follow up:

    If so, I'll join the army tomorrow.

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  16. Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

    Why's this baby in my slasher movie???

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  17. The Others (2001)

    The kids probably just needed sun screen.

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  18. Trick or Treat (1986)

    Can't write review. Too busy head banging.

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  19. Crimson Peak:
    Things women endure to sleep with Hiddleston...

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  20. City of the Living Dead (1980)

    Kinda tedious... OH THAT ENDING!!! LOVE THIS!!!

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  21. Murder Party (2007)

    Hipsters getting murdered and maimed...I'm in!

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  22. House of Frankenstein (1944)

    Wolfman curse makes Larry a chick magnet.

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  23. Crimson Peak (2015)

    Roof broke? I'll play this one out

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  24. Bone Tomahawk (2015)

    Troglodyte kidnapping? Glad I brought my flask

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  25. Bone Tomahawk (2015)

    Shows what made frontier life so hard.

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  26. Lair of the White Worm (1988)

    That is pretty much how Europe is.

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  27. The Possession (2012)
    Sure, blame the Jews. That's a first.

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  28. Prometheus (2012)

    Before aliens bursted chests, they sucked ass.

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  29. Halloween H20

    The Blackest eyes are now brightly lit!

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  30. The House On The Edge Of The Park (1980)

    I humbly suggest a new sub-genre: Hessploitation

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  31. The Gift (2015)

    Guess some people can't take a joke.

    Or

    Rhys Darby sure has a dark side.

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  32. Evil Dead II (1987)
    Attempted tree rape becomes head on collision.

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  33. Cat People (1982)

    Can't transform into cat without convoluted backstory.

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  34. Human Centipede: Final Sequence (2015)

    The most degrading movie Bree Olson's made.

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  35. The Sentinel (1977)

    Burgess Meredith gives a good cat party.

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  36. Transylvania 6-5000 (1985)

    Damn. Geena Davis stole my Halloween costume.

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  37. Wendigo (2001)

    This is why you shouldn't hit deer.

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  38. A Nightmare on Elm Street with commentary by Wes Craven, Heather Langenkamp, John Saxon, and Jacques Haitkin

    This laserdisc commentary is 20 years old.

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  39. Fright Night (1985)

    Evil Ed: most annoying side character ever.

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  40. Night of the Lepus(1972)

    Mutant Killer Rabbits Kill the population....adorably

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  41. Thirst (2009)

    It's ok, he once shared his cake.

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  42. The Devil's Advocate(1997)

    Stars Pacino and Connie Nielsen's Boobs

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    1. Better one(with seven words this time)- Lead roles: Pacino and Connie Nielsen's Boobs

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  43. 28 Days Later(2002)

    Comatose Sheriff awakens to apocalypse....oh wait

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  44. So that would have Connie Nielsen's bra in a supporting role? And...

    Bad Dreams (1988)

    Strange Dean Cameron prequel to Summer School.

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  45. Army of Darkness (1992)
    No tree rape. Increase of skeleton boners.

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  46. Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy

    Turns out it was all a dream.

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  47. Sleepwalkers (1992)

    Twin Peaks: Fire Cat Walk With Me.

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  48. Dracula (1931) - English

    Want an abbey? Show me the Carfax.

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  49. Dracula (1931) - Spanish

    TCM Presents: A longer and worse movie.

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  50. House of Wax (1953)

    Price's facial hair is magnificent!!! Oh, no...

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  51. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

    Jason looks up at the buildings. Tourist.

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  52. Child's Play 2 (1990)

    Brighly coloured factory curiously arranges inventory labyrinth.

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  53. Pieces (1982)

    I think my brain's in pieces now.

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  54. Re-Animator (1985)

    The most fun I've had all month.

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  55. Scream (1996)
    Twists, turns, and clues; better every view.

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  56. The Last Witch Hunter

    It is not the worst witch movie.

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  57. Season of the Witch

    This one is the worst witch movie.

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  58. Oculus

    Why does Starbuck always die? Poor Starbuck

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  59. Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

    Hero's mission: Bury Army of Darkness skeleton

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  60. Halloween 2 (1981)

    Made me cry blood tears of joy

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  61. Killer Mermaid (2014)

    Avoid siren's song and skip this garbage.

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  62. Demons 2 (1987)

    It's Italian horror's own Home Alone 2.

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  63. The Guest (2014)

    Slapping your face with John Carpenter's dick.

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  64. Starry Eyes (2014)

    No casting couch. More like casting sacrifice.

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