Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Scary Movie Challenge VI (Day 28)


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  1. Marcus KillerbyOctober 28, 2015 at 6:24 AM

    The Exorcist (1973)

    Crucifixes, now available ribbed for your pleasure

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  2. Michael GiammarinoOctober 28, 2015 at 6:46 AM

    Last Shift (2014)
    Rookie hazing in this precinct gets serious.

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  3. AnonymousOctober 28, 2015 at 7:17 AM

    Sinister (2012)

    No James Ransone undressing and masturbating? Bummer

    or

    Whats so fucking difficult switching lights on?

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  4. ErichOctober 28, 2015 at 8:22 AM

    Tusk (2014)

    Douchebag podcaster
    HOLY SHIT
    record scratch

    Fish

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  5. Adam RiskeOctober 28, 2015 at 9:00 AM

    A Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

    I'll watch this until I like it. OR Even worse when watched with ear infection.

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  6. Jon HillmanOctober 28, 2015 at 9:11 AM

    Dead of Night (1945)

    Ghosts and dummies and Britains, oh my!

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  7. Marcus KillerbyOctober 28, 2015 at 9:25 AM

    Alone In The Dark (2005)

    The title sums up Uwe Boll's career

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  8. adamarmourOctober 28, 2015 at 10:01 AM

    Demons (1985)

    Even goopier than its pornographic counterpart, "Semens."

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  9. Brian SagerOctober 28, 2015 at 10:45 AM

    Wake Wood (2011 Dir. David Keating)

    Even the Irish need a pet sematary.

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  10. Will BensonOctober 28, 2015 at 11:04 AM

    Suspiria (1977)

    Who ordered all this dang piano wire?!

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  11. CullenOctober 28, 2015 at 12:22 PM

    Superstition

    Anyone want to jump in death pond?

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  12. Charles LewisOctober 28, 2015 at 12:29 PM

    Blood Glacier (2013)

    Definitely blood coming out of that glacier.

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  13. Mac McEntireOctober 28, 2015 at 12:52 PM

    Knock Knock (2015)

    Dear Eli Roth, please stop making movies.

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  14. ChaybeeOctober 28, 2015 at 1:03 PM

    Things (1989) Dir. Andrew Jordan

    Might be the most bonkers film ever!


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  15. Will BensonOctober 28, 2015 at 1:09 PM

    They Live (1988)

    Could war be replaced with epic fistfights?

    Cheating follow up:

    If so, I'll join the army tomorrow.

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  16. JulesOctober 28, 2015 at 2:15 PM

    Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

    Why's this baby in my slasher movie???

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  17. Jon HillmanOctober 28, 2015 at 2:16 PM

    The Others (2001)

    The kids probably just needed sun screen.

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  18. Mac McEntireOctober 28, 2015 at 2:29 PM

    Trick or Treat (1986)

    Can't write review. Too busy head banging.

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  19. Roger PotersnakOctober 28, 2015 at 2:37 PM

    Crimson Peak:
    Things women endure to sleep with Hiddleston...

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  20. Daniel EplerOctober 28, 2015 at 2:52 PM

    City of the Living Dead (1980)

    Kinda tedious... OH THAT ENDING!!! LOVE THIS!!!

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  21. tj_mackey432October 28, 2015 at 3:01 PM

    Murder Party (2007)

    Hipsters getting murdered and maimed...I'm in!

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  22. Daniel EplerOctober 28, 2015 at 4:07 PM

    House of Frankenstein (1944)

    Wolfman curse makes Larry a chick magnet.

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  23. UnknownOctober 28, 2015 at 6:01 PM

    Crimson Peak (2015)

    Roof broke? I'll play this one out

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  24. UnknownOctober 28, 2015 at 6:03 PM

    Bone Tomahawk (2015)

    Troglodyte kidnapping? Glad I brought my flask

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  25. Dan SnyderOctober 28, 2015 at 6:13 PM

    Bone Tomahawk (2015)

    Shows what made frontier life so hard.

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  26. UnknownOctober 28, 2015 at 6:27 PM

    Lair of the White Worm (1988)

    That is pretty much how Europe is.

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  27. EliTheButcherBoyOctober 28, 2015 at 6:38 PM

    The Possession (2012)
    Sure, blame the Jews. That's a first.

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  28. Cosmo WallaceOctober 28, 2015 at 6:57 PM

    Prometheus (2012)

    Before aliens bursted chests, they sucked ass.

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  29. DennisOctober 28, 2015 at 6:59 PM

    Halloween H20

    The Blackest eyes are now brightly lit!

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  30. Ryan ByhamOctober 28, 2015 at 7:03 PM

    The House On The Edge Of The Park (1980)

    I humbly suggest a new sub-genre: Hessploitation

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  31. Ryan ByhamOctober 28, 2015 at 7:14 PM

    The Gift (2015)

    Guess some people can't take a joke.

    Or

    Rhys Darby sure has a dark side.

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  32. Patrick McAllisterOctober 28, 2015 at 7:29 PM

    Evil Dead II (1987)
    Attempted tree rape becomes head on collision.

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  33. Mac McEntireOctober 28, 2015 at 7:35 PM

    Cat People (1982)

    Can't transform into cat without convoluted backstory.

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  34. Patrick BromleyOctober 28, 2015 at 7:37 PM

    Human Centipede: Final Sequence (2015)

    The most degrading movie Bree Olson's made.

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  35. Patrick BromleyOctober 28, 2015 at 7:38 PM

    The Sentinel (1977)

    Burgess Meredith gives a good cat party.

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  36. JPOctober 28, 2015 at 7:39 PM

    Transylvania 6-5000 (1985)

    Damn. Geena Davis stole my Halloween costume.

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  37. Patrick BromleyOctober 28, 2015 at 7:41 PM

    Wendigo (2001)

    This is why you shouldn't hit deer.

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  38. Matt SollenbergerOctober 28, 2015 at 7:50 PM

    A Nightmare on Elm Street with commentary by Wes Craven, Heather Langenkamp, John Saxon, and Jacques Haitkin

    This laserdisc commentary is 20 years old.

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  39. Mikko ViinikkaOctober 28, 2015 at 7:55 PM

    Fright Night (1985)

    Evil Ed: most annoying side character ever.

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  40. RunawayDuelRigOctober 28, 2015 at 8:01 PM

    Night of the Lepus(1972)

    Mutant Killer Rabbits Kill the population....adorably

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  41. Jan PeetersOctober 28, 2015 at 8:09 PM

    Thirst (2009)

    It's ok, he once shared his cake.

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  42. RunawayDuelRigOctober 28, 2015 at 8:22 PM

    The Devil's Advocate(1997)

    Stars Pacino and Connie Nielsen's Boobs

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    1. RunawayDuelRigOctober 28, 2015 at 8:23 PM

      Better one(with seven words this time)- Lead roles: Pacino and Connie Nielsen's Boobs

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  43. RunawayDuelRigOctober 28, 2015 at 8:34 PM

    28 Days Later(2002)

    Comatose Sheriff awakens to apocalypse....oh wait

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  44. Ryan ByhamOctober 28, 2015 at 8:53 PM

    So that would have Connie Nielsen's bra in a supporting role? And...

    Bad Dreams (1988)

    Strange Dean Cameron prequel to Summer School.

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  45. Patrick McAllisterOctober 28, 2015 at 9:07 PM

    Army of Darkness (1992)
    No tree rape. Increase of skeleton boners.

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  46. Heath HollandOctober 28, 2015 at 9:08 PM

    Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy

    Turns out it was all a dream.

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  47. Mac McEntireOctober 28, 2015 at 9:28 PM

    Sleepwalkers (1992)

    Twin Peaks: Fire Cat Walk With Me.

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  48. Adam RiskeOctober 28, 2015 at 10:52 PM

    Dracula (1931) - English

    Want an abbey? Show me the Carfax.

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  49. Adam RiskeOctober 28, 2015 at 10:53 PM

    Dracula (1931) - Spanish

    TCM Presents: A longer and worse movie.

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  50. Kelly SheaOctober 28, 2015 at 10:54 PM

    House of Wax (1953)

    Price's facial hair is magnificent!!! Oh, no...

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  51. Jeremy WickettOctober 28, 2015 at 11:02 PM

    Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

    Jason looks up at the buildings. Tourist.

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  52. Ryan ByhamOctober 28, 2015 at 11:50 PM

    Child's Play 2 (1990)

    Brighly coloured factory curiously arranges inventory labyrinth.

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  53. Mac McEntireOctober 28, 2015 at 11:56 PM

    Pieces (1982)

    I think my brain's in pieces now.

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  54. Mikko ViinikkaOctober 29, 2015 at 12:13 AM

    Re-Animator (1985)

    The most fun I've had all month.

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  55. Mike ShawOctober 29, 2015 at 12:21 AM

    Scream (1996)
    Twists, turns, and clues; better every view.

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  56. CullenOctober 29, 2015 at 12:31 AM

    The Last Witch Hunter

    It is not the worst witch movie.

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  57. CullenOctober 29, 2015 at 12:31 AM

    Season of the Witch

    This one is the worst witch movie.

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  58. CullenOctober 29, 2015 at 12:33 AM

    Oculus

    Why does Starbuck always die? Poor Starbuck

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  59. TOMBARTMAN454@GMAIL.COMOctober 29, 2015 at 3:25 AM

    Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

    Hero's mission: Bury Army of Darkness skeleton

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  60. UnknownOctober 29, 2015 at 6:21 AM

    Halloween 2 (1981)

    Made me cry blood tears of joy

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  61. Kyle MulfordOctober 29, 2015 at 8:28 AM

    Killer Mermaid (2014)

    Avoid siren's song and skip this garbage.

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  62. adamarmourOctober 29, 2015 at 9:46 AM

    Demons 2 (1987)

    It's Italian horror's own Home Alone 2.

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  63. Mr. RentzOctober 29, 2015 at 1:07 PM

    The Guest (2014)

    Slapping your face with John Carpenter's dick.

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  64. Patrick BromleyOctober 29, 2015 at 4:45 PM

    Starry Eyes (2014)

    No casting couch. More like casting sacrifice.

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