Jess Franco's A VIRGIN AMONG THE LIVING DEAD (1973, Amazon Prime) for the first time.'Rack focus to bush,' indeed. Good Lord!and/orA complete and total waste of time.and/orDon't watch "Virgin Among the Living Dead."
MOTEL HELL (1980, Amazon Prime).'Farmer Vincent'll leave light on for you.'
Don Siegel's INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1956, Amazon Prime).Also known as "CNBC Republican Debate 2015."
Don't Go In The House (1980)How to kill friends and incinerate people
Wolf Creek 2 (2013)Australia: Where the bloody hell are you?
Island of Lost Souls (1932) see also other versions - In House of Pain "blood spills" so....?
An American Werewolf in London (1981)My first viewing. Darker than I expected.
Vampyros Lesbos (1971)Tits the breast movie seen this month.
Tourist Trap (1979) Donaggios score has more moaning than porn
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014)People staring in various directions for 100min.
Misery (1990)Dirty birdy Annie smashes Pauls wood. Messy
The Haunting in Connecticut (2009)Shocking advertisement for The Lord's modus operandi.
Dead Alive (1992)Overbearing mothers are the real monsters, guys.
Mr. Boogedy (1986)What the hell, still love this movie.
SmileyA mishmash of genres brings mixed results.
The Blair Witch Projectfuck, rocks, twigs, noises, tongue, scream, fuck
The Fly (1986)Inside out baboon is the ultimate aphrodisiacorThat Brundle's pretty white for a flyguyorScummy ex deserves a hand ...AND footorI suffer from body horror shaming issues
Goosebumps (2015)It won me over by the end.
Mad Monster PartyReally didn't need to be so long.
Tales from the Far Side (1994) Great, until they stole Sideshow Bob's bit.
The StrangersJust so good. Hope they find Tamara.
The Woman in BlackJust terrible beach house but excellent movie.
As Above, So Below (2014)I enjoy this, but it's not good.
WolfCop (2014)WolfCop conclusively proves that Wolfman's got nards.
The Babadook (2014)Probably should have purchased kindle version instead....
House Hunting (2013) Dir. Eric HurtInteresting story once you surpass characters stupidity.
Starry Eyes (2014)Documentary about the inner workings of Hollywood.
Day Of The Dead (1985)Side effects of zombieism include: turning blue.
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)Is the book better than the movie?
Para Elisa (2013) Dir. Juanra FernándezStraightforward with flashes of style. Decent though.
WolfCop (2014)Best dick-first werewolf transformation I've ever seen!
The Lost BoysFantasy me: sax player. Real me: Grandpa.
Flinstones meet Rocula and Frankenstone 1979Wilma chooses Fred over Rocula; very scary
Fright Night (1985)Watching all the Evil was very tough.
Army of DarknessThe likable doofus still reigns as King.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)Did Silver Shamrock make the dickcloth too?
Frankenhooker (1990)That Mary Shelley was no Frank Henenlotter.
Dracula (1958)If only Count Dooku had his lightsaber.
The Fury (1978)Sexagenarian Kirk Douglas parkour wearing only boxers!!!!!
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)Great fanfiction! Personally, I’m a Heather/Julie shipper.
Splice(2009)Man creates lifeform, procreates with said lifeform.
Alien(1979)Slow burn plot till payoff...Ripley's Undies
3 Extremes (2004)Bad idea to watch Dumplings eating dumplings.
Phantoms(1998)They make Dean Koontz books into movies?
Lake Placid(1999)More like Lake Flaccid, movie doesn't excite.
John Carpenter's Corpse (2014 - 2nd viewing) Dir. Damon PackardAmazing, of course. Packard - Future Criterion alum.
Nurse 3D (2013)Like her vagina's coming right at me.
Survival of the Dead (2009)Poor Romero. He deserves better than this.
Pieces (1982)Kung fu professor is most believable character.
Psycho (1960)Vaughn's even better in black and white!
Psycho II (1983)Easily one of my favorite horror sequels.
Tales of Halloween (2015)It had me at Adrienne Barbeau's voice.
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992) Want Laura Palmer's scream as my ringtone.
Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces (1992/2015) Don't cry, Norma, your subplot's on Blu-ray.
King Kong (1933)My NY visits have also been underwhelming.
Tales of Halloween (2015)Grace Riske. Grace Phipps Riske. Adam Phipps.
The Mummy (1959) - Lee's Karris sports the first Arrow shirt...
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Viy (1967)Trippy witch flick from Glorious Mother Russia.
Friday the 13th (1980)Expected jason, no jason, holy shit jason
Sorority Row (2009)It's worth it for the Leia scenes.
The Ninth GateWhere Depp and the Devil first meet.
King Kong (1933)Big lug goes bananas over fruit thief.
Tales of Halloween (2015)Secret to good anthology: no bad segments.
We Are Still Here (2015)Still my favorite horror of the year.
Odd Thomas (2013)Surprisingly entertaining coming from Van Helsing director
Scream 3:Continuously surprised by Courtney Cox' actual popularity
The Others:They all lived happily ever after death.
The Nightmare (2015)Surprisingly little nocturnal equestrianism in this movie.