Despite an interesting history, The 13th Warrior has never had a very good reputation. The 1999 film stars Antonio Banderas as a Middle Eastern poet in tenth-century Baghdad who unexpectedly finds himself on a mission with Vikings from the north to defeat an invading tribe of savages. Sounds kind of awesome, doesn’t it? Unfortunately, this movie suffered a name change during production, extensive reshoots, the firing of one composer and the hiring of another, a whole year of delays, poor reviews, and ultimate financial embarrassment.
Guess what? I really like The 13th Warrior. I find the often-maligned plot extremely interesting and full of historically-accurate information. The movie is adapted from a novel by author Michael Crichton, who saw just about every one of his books turned into a movie (The Andromeda Strain, Jurassic Park, Sphere, Timeline, Rising Sun, Congo, Disclosure, and the list goes on) and wrote very cinematic novels that lent themselves to big screen blockbusters. This particular adaptation is from his novel Eaters of the Dead, and in the afterward of this book Crichton explains the inspiration for the story. He had a friend who gave lectures about boring literature and named Beowulf as being one of the greatest bores. Crichton told him that he disagreed and could tell the story of Beowulf in a really engaging way. Eaters of the Dead was the result.
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John McTiernan was hired to direct the film version of this story and seems more than qualified to bring it to the screen. However, the film tested poorly (the rumor is that it was unwatchable) and Michael Crichton himself was allowed to direct reshoots, presumably to keep more in line with his original vision. Because of this, I can’t critique McTiernan’s work here against Crichton’s reshoots because I simply don’t know who did what, and the original cut of the film is long gone. The title was also changed from Eaters of the Dead to The 13th Warrior because I guess Eaters of the Dead doesn’t exactly scream “adventure” and probably would have scared casual moviegoers away. Despite not knowing who directed what scene or what exactly was added to the film, I can say that I think the story of the final product works, that I think the action is engaging, and that the performances are solid. The plot is grounded and realistic, and handles things in ways that I really appreciate as a movie fan. For instance, rather than have us read subtitles for the whole movie because we’re dealing with characters from multiple regions, the film has a scene that shows Antonio Banderas’ character learning the language of his Norse traveling companions, working out the recurring words and syllables in a montage that is very effective and saves us from having to suspend our disbelief that Vikings and Middle Eastern poets speak English all the time.
But let’s be honest about what’s cool in The 13th Warror: Viking action, and lots of it. We want to see big blonde and red-headed dudes in fur swinging swords at bad guys and chopping off body parts. The movie knows this and the movie delivers. And by giving our Viking heroes such disgusting, savage foes, they ensure that we can fully get behind the carnage with absolutely no sympathy for the mist monsters. They literally exist, like Grendel in the original story, to be beaten by our heroes in an epic fashion. It’s like a tenth-century Avengers! Buliwyf smash puny cannibal!
As I stated earlier, this movie has a really bad reputation. Critics were not kind to it at all (Roger Ebert…not a fan) and critics score on Rotten Tomatoes is a mere 33%, which I find staggeringly low for people who, in theory, have eyeballs. Omar Sharif, who appears in the movie, was so disillusioned with the final film that he retired from acting for a while, essentially saying that he didn’t want to make bad movies just for the paycheck. I don’t understand any of this. I remember seeing this movie for the first time when it opened in 1999. My friend didn’t want to go with me because word around the film was that it wasn’t very good, so went by myself and sat in a mostly-empty theater. I was completely caught up in the story. Granted, I like medieval history more than most, but I think the movie simply works.
I love this movie so much! I saw it with my family when I was 11. (This counts as a family movie, right?) I don't know too many other people who have even seen it, let alone like it. So this made me happy.ReplyDelete
Me too! I saw this at least twice in the theater, countless times on dvd and still think it's great. Severely underrated but definitely rewarding to those who give it a chance.ReplyDelete
Great movie. I love it since I saw it right on the first day of it´s german release back in 1999.ReplyDelete
I also can´t differentiate between the McTiernan and the Crichton sequences, but I think most action scenes are pure McTiernan.
Although I don´t know how Graeme Revell´s original score may have sounded like, I´m pretty happy about the change to Jerry Goldsmith, with whom both directors have worked before this, who composed a sweeping adventure score I have played countless times over the years.
Very unjustly underrated adventure epic.
I took my high school girlfriend to see this, for our first date. She was horrified, and wanted to go straight home after haha. I, on the other hand, liked it a lot.ReplyDelete
Thank you Heath! I've loved this movie for so long. I hope it's finally outliving it's negative reputation, because as you said the troubled production just does not show in the final movie; it's such a solid, character driven, thrilling action epic. Whenever I talk about it I want to watch it again.ReplyDelete
I sort of wish that they stuck with the title of "Eaters of the Dead" because I think it conjures up something mystical, which is something that the story addresses. Part of my initial distaste for the movie stems from being misled by the marketing; although it's just as likely that I misled myself into thinking that this looked like a medieval supernatural adventure thriller (and who wouldn't want to see that?). I'm open to re-watching it.ReplyDelete
I watched this movie after reading the book and I have to say I;m one of those who loved itReplyDelete
Count me in as another fan, love it!ReplyDelete
I've always loved this movie. I saw it like in 2004 and I look forward to seeing it over again.ReplyDelete
I love the movie so muchReplyDelete
Excellently made adventure movie. "Eaters of the Dead" kinda sounds like an Italian zombie flick so, just as well they changed the title. I had read Crichton's novel but didn't realize, because of the title change, that this movie was based on it until it dawned on me halfway through the film as the plot unfolded in increasingly familiar ways. The novel is excellent, written like the translation of an ancient manuscript, and it reads authentic. I don't know how many people realize that the mist dwellers were a surviving band of Neanderthals. They didn't ride horses in the novel. Actual Neanderthals worshipped a mother figure diety (the ceremonial sculpture held by the mother in the cave sequence is a replica of an actual piece discovered in a Neanderthal cave) and cave bears seem to have held an important place in their culture, particularly for food and clothing and perhaps even magic rituals.ReplyDelete