by Patrick Bromley
Goosebumps (2015, dir. Rob Letterman) I will fully admit that I thought this movie looked terrible when I first started seeing trailers -- a lot of CG noise when doing a horror anthology for kids seemed like a no brainer. But I also have no relationship to the original R.L. Stine books, having been either too old or too illiterate to enjoy them in their heyday. No one was more surprised than me to discover that the movie is actually pretty charming; the CG is still lousy and Jack Black's performance is...mannered...but it captures that "small town in autumn" feeling that I love in movies and has much of the spirit of some of the supernatural/monster movies geared toward families in the '80s and early '90s. If you, like me, dismissed it out of hand right away, give it a chance. I can't promise you'll love it, but I think you'll find it better than you expect.
After you've watched Goosebumps this weekend, get ready for #Junesploitation on June 1! Here are some helpful picks so you can participate!
Robinson Crusoe on Mars (1964, dir. Byron Haskin), but it's a little slow going for Junesploitation -- especially Day 1, when you want to start with a bang to ensure the likelihood of continuing. So instead I'll go with The Running Man (1987, dir. Paul Michael Glaser), a ridiculous Schwarzenegger vehicle from the '80s that I love. Based (barely) on a Stephen King short story, the movie is an '80s action update of The Most Dangerous Game with a sci-fi bent. The villain turn from game show host Richard Dawson is brilliant; the rest of the movie goofy and super entertaining. There's nothing funny about a dickless moron with a battery up his ass.
Eraser (1996, dir. Chuck Russell) Arguably the end of the classic Schwarzenegger cycle, Eraser is one of his weakest efforts (those goddamn CG crocodiles...ugh) but still made with energy and enthusiasm by the once-great Chuck Russell. Plus, including it here makes this one of the only times in the history of this column that I can get away with recommending two Schwarzenegger movies in the same week. Or you could go with Gunmen (1993, dir. Deran Serafian), which I think I've recommended before and which is a terrible '90s action movie that's totally representative of the type of low budget affair straddling the line between DTV and theatrical in the early part of that decade. The cast includes Mario Van Peebles, Christopher Lambert, Patrick Stewart, Denis Leary, Kadeem Hardison and more.
Some Kind of Hate (2015, dir. Adam Egypt Mortimer), which deserves credit for trying to create a new iconic slasher and mythology even if it doesn't all hit the mark. If you're more of a traditionalist, try A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985, dir. Jack Sholder), the frustrating sequel that's often referred to as being one of the gayest horror movies ever made and is somehow now being reevaluated as being a better movie than I've ever found it to be. Sooner or later it happens for every horror film.
"Goosebumps" was so much more charming than I thought it was going to be. There are some moments in there that genuinely made me laugh.ReplyDelete
I, too, am not sure what Jack Black was trying to do. Whatever it was, it doesn't work.
Yeah, I watched Goosebumps with my kids. Although they were apprehensive about it being scary, we all thoroughly enjoyed it. Their first "horror" movie! Next up, Nekromantik....joking...Delete
Kids like slimy stuff. Show 'em Society.Delete
Ohhhh, thanks for the recommendation, but I'll wait a couple of years on that. (They're 7 and 10, so a bit young for R rated gore). I might watch it though!Delete
Sorry, I was being sarcastic. That's one of the grossest movies, ever. My kids are 7 and 5. Gremlins is probably the scariest movies they've seen.Delete
Hehe, figured you weren't being serious. I was thinking of showing them Gremlins recently, but figured it would be better to wait until Christmas.Delete
Eraser has in my opinion one of Arnold's top one liners. After he shoots the crocodile and says "your luggage". ClassicReplyDelete
Agreed. I say that every once in a while as a throwaway line. That and Mad TV's Arnold parody saying "I'm not me, I'm you!"Delete
Nightmare is amazing, #2 is hilarious. It depends on my mood which one I like better. It's like I could go either way. I feel more comfortable with 2 but, in front of my friends, I like 1. I'm so confused...ReplyDelete