by Adam Riske
Here were some of my most prized possessions.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Storybook – Oh G-D, I loved this book. I was obsessed with the Ninja Turtles back in ’90. This movie book would be great for long drives (or at least what I felt were long drives) to visit my uncle Abe in Chicago and other such excursions. The Turtles book was full of pictures so reading it was like watching the movie again and again. It was glorious. By those standards, I probably “saw” the movie 100 times back in the day.
Jurassic Park cups, I lost my shit. I had to have all of them. One of my fondest memories about these cups was going to get one right after seeing Jurassic Park in theaters for the first (of 5) times; it was like the ultimate high after seeing that masterpiece of cinema. The cups were often in my basement, where my parents had a fully-stocked bar (the previous owners of our house must have drank a lot and they left their booze behind). I didn’t do it a lot but I did take “sips” a couple of times out of my Jurassic Park cups. There was a sink in the bar so I was able to rinse away the evidence. I think most often I drank the tonic water (because I thought it looked like Sprite) and thought I was tipsy off of that. My parents read these columns, btw…so this is me admitting that to them. Sorry, mom and dad. It was all Frank’s idea.
The Mask Soundtrack – I owned a lot of movie soundtracks in my youth but I bring this one up because it comes with the best story. I used to be a ballroom and swing dancer. You read that right. Not just for fun. I was a competitive ballroom dancer. Back when I was 17, my girlfriend at the time named Elana signed her and me up for a swing dancing class on Tuesday nights. It was a 10 week course. I was not really enthusiastic during the first few weeks of the course. Elana was a much better dancer than I was and I was trying to act too cool for swing dancing. It was annoying my teacher a bit because I wasn’t giving myself over to swing like Elana was. Cut to maybe week 6 or 7 and Elana dumped me. If you were me, do you continue to go to swing dance class? I told Elana that I was going to continue to go (because fuck her) and she elected not to in order to avoid me. During week 8, I was a sad swing dancer but my teacher seemed to be really proud of me for coming back to the class knowing that I was only there in the first place because of a girl. I got slowly better in week 8 and 9 but in week 10 something…happened. My teacher put on The Mask soundtrack and I just started dancing with reckless abandon, sometimes with a partner and sometimes just by myself. And she didn’t stop me. At all. In fact she looked at me as I was dancing my ass off and said “You’re improvising, Adam! You’re doing it.” In other words, I was getting good at swing dancing. It wasn’t robotic. Something clicked. I was like a beautiful bird on his first flight. After that I caught the bug and signed up for competitive ballroom when I was a freshman in college. It was a fun time and I remember The Mask soundtrack fondly as being part and parcel to that.
The Crow. It’s one of those generic posters that they sold at the Suncoast Video at my local mall. Being that I had $13 of disposable income, I made this Crow poster mine. I remember that a lot of the posters at Suncoast came laid out on a cardboard insert (instead of being rolled) and this poster of Brandon Lee was one of them. Being an emo 12-year old, I had this poster up in my room but I just put on the floor laid up against the wall (my parents had a no posters on the wall room; I didn’t like that because I had a room full of Chicago Bears wallpaper and I would have done anything to cover that shit up). Looking back, it’s sort of weird I had a poster of a recently deceased actor in my bedroom. It’s like “Welcome to Adam’s world! He’s a happy kid. Just ask the dead dude in the corner.” My dizzy head was conscience-laden.
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight Movie Magazine – I adored this special issue of Starlog magazine dedicated to all things Tales from the Crypt. It was released in late ‘94/early ’95 to coincide with the release of Demon Knight and I must have paged through it a hundred times in the first couple of months I owned it. As you can see from the picture, the real get with this magazine was that it not only had a preview of the new film but also contained a complete episode guide to HBO’s Tales from the Crypt, which is one of my favorite shows ever. As with many of the items in this column, I misplaced the magazine over the years (or threw it out while cleaning my room). I stumbled upon it at the Portage Theater about 5 years ago at a movie marathon and I was all ready to buy it again and then (as if fated by G-D himself) some piece of shit bought it right as I was walking up to the dealer to pick it up for myself. I see it’s only $10 on eBay. I’m gonna buy it right now.
What are some toys from 1990s movies that you owned as a kid and were all about?
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BATMAN FOREVER character glasses from McDonald's. It's entirely possible that I still have one or two.ReplyDelete
I still have the Riddler and use it from time to time.Delete
Those glasses were far out!Delete
Dude, that swing dancing story is awesome!ReplyDelete
Ha ha cool - we weren't allowed to have dick-and-balls cereal in Canada.ReplyDelete
Definitely had some TMNT movie stuff back in the day - maybe even that book.
And I can't find a link to it online at the moment but for some reason our Petro-Canada gas stations had a series of 8 large-but-thin hardcover Jurassic Park books that were like $3.99 with a 25L (6-7 gallon?) gas purchase. Still have those at my parents' house.
One of my first memories is back to the future shredded wheat cereal. The cereal was a saltless, sugarless mess but sweet lord did I shit my little pants at the sight of Marty and doc on front of the box.ReplyDelete
Batman trading cards. Anytime I Chew gum (and swallow it) I can still see my grubby little mits ripping open the silver packaging, hands shaking as I shuffle through the 5 cards to see if they are ones that I need.
Terminator 2 video game for my amstrad cpc 6128. Sweaty joystick times. I think I broke joystick when I was trying to steer arnie hard right on the birds eye view motorcycle chase. (Imaginary high five, down below too slow with arnie after completing level).
Madame doubtfire novelisation that came free with Mrs Doutfire video I purchased with money stolen from father. Sorry father but you should have taken me to cinema to watch robin care for children in drag when I asked.
Lawnmower Man Poster and video game for SNES. Virtual reality!!!! And pierce Brosnan. And Jeff Fahey.
The Mrs. Doubtfire bit is soooooo funny.Delete
You can't imagine how stoked I was when I got a cool Jurassic Park poster as a present for my 11th birthday. Not the regular movie poster, it was like an ad for the park. It had five dinosaur species with their names and a warning sign with rules like "No screaming" and "No flash photography" and probably other stuff. It was still on the wall when I moved out almost 10 years later and it stayed there for several years after that. Now I think about it, I really miss that poster.ReplyDelete
Damn, I can't find a picture of it anywhere.Delete
Speaking of the glory days of the Scholastic book orders, I had the "Batman Returns" movie storybook. It basically a junior guide for burgeoning filmmakers. It explained camera angles, basic plot structure, and let you make up dialogue for certain scenes. It was a major stepping stone that spurred my interest to be a screenwriter/director.ReplyDelete
Aah, junior novelizations, trading cards (Batman '89 and JP, anyone?) and Suncoast! Such good memories! I still don't know how I wasn't aware of those McDonald's cups for JP. Would've gone CRAZY over those. I was definitely hooked on that Mask soundtrack--one of the first CDs I ever owned.ReplyDelete
I remember being really into Dick Tracy at the time, and had a cool kids watch meant to replicate his from the film, and some sort of cassette tape-book combo you could use to hear cool sound effects as you read along.
Also loved those cool "Official Magazine of the Film" issues that I believe Topps used to put out. I remember specifically having the ones for Batman Returns for The Lost World. And that great poster of Keaton in front of the Batmobile for '89 was a mainstay above my bed for years.
Thanks for the trip down memory lane!