by Rob DiCristino
Restoration (2016, Dir. Zack Ward)
The first time is always weird. It’s clumsy, messy, and usually ends in disappointment. But sometimes you’ve just got to do the damn thing because it’s the only way to get better. We’re talking about art, of course, because art is hard. It’s subjective and alchemical and no one really knows how to do it until they try. It’s with this in mind that we can approach veteran actor Zack Ward’s directorial debut Restoration with some kind of context: it’s not a very good movie, but it’s a very good first movie. It’s thoughtful and well-composed. Its characters have individual personalities and behave in ways that are consistent with people you’ve met in your real life. To wit: Rebecca and Todd Jordan (Emily Roya O’Brien and Adrian Gaeta) are a young couple renovating their new home. Rebecca is overwhelmed by the long hours and emotional torment that come with doctoring. Todd is attentive and caring, though, and it seems like they’re going to make it. That is, until they discover the restless spirit of a young girl living in the walls. The pair investigate her tragic past in order to get her out of the house and move on with their lives.
But again, this is a strong first effort. Ward peppers the film with themes of fatalism and family, though he misses a few opportunities for more. His Harold is especially enigmatic and has most of the good lines (he clearly wrote the role for himself), but his performance doesn’t quite live up to the broader moments later on. Still, the characters are the strong points here: O’Brien and Gaeta have good chemistry and, for as much as the film leans on classic horror visual cues, they avoid a lot of the stock character tropes that would undercut their credibility. They seem like a real married couple dealing with a real problem together. So although the villains are bland, the scares are predictable, and the plot is underdeveloped, Restoration is a decent proof of concept for a new writer/director to build on. Ward clearly has a handle on the nuts and bolts of horror filmmaking, so he should use his next opportunity to take more chances and push more narrative and visual boundaries. If he does that, he could be a very interesting new voice.
Look, if you’re going to make a teen horror movie about military students getting wasted and banging each other before spiteful apparitions wake up to take their revenge, you’d better make it trashy and fun. It’d better have gushing blood and graphic nudity. It’d better not be a glorified British TV movie with cheap effects and boring characters. Unhallowed Ground is a glorified British TV movie with cheap effects and boring characters. It’s about six cadets fulfilling their last graduation requirement by patrolling their campus for a night. Little do they know that their school is haunted by the ghosts of young boys who died of the Black Plague hundreds of years ago. Little do they know that a disgruntled soldier-turned-criminal named Shane (Will Thorpe) is planning to rob the campus’ archives on that same night. Little do they know that their plans to drink and sex each other are going to be waylaid by gutless screenwriting and lame execution.
"It’d better not be a glorified British TV movie with cheap effects and boring characters. Unhallowed Ground is a glorified British TV movie with cheap effects and boring characters."ReplyDelete
"It’s impossible to overstate how bland the movie gets from there."
Ha! So harsh. I love it!