Shin Godzilla (2016)Most terrifying Godzilla, most optimistic Godzilla movie.
Kill List (2011)60 minute setup, 20 minutes of insanity.
Premature Burial (1962)Expected something set in a maternity ward. :(
The Babadook (2014)More like Babadookie, am I rite?... No
X: The Man with the X-Ray Eyes (1963)"Flesh dissolved in an acid of light!"
The Man Who Laughs (1928)Beautiful, epic, romantic swashbuckler with no horror.
Dracula's Daughter (1936)Pathetic! Bride of Frankenstein's evil, soulless twin.
Salem's Lot (1979)Not enough antler impalements OR Dracudoug sightings
Friday the 13th Part III (1982)Best 3D Ever! Yo-Yo Almost Hit Me!
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)Cocktails are important when examining weird bodies
Thankskilling 3 (2012)Puppets, puns, strong argument against Kickstarter, unwatchable
Knock Knock (2015)They took the dog? Call John Wick!
Poltergeist II (1986)Attempt at Amblin charm with no spectacle.
Poltergeist III (1988)Allen crushes, should've chosen a new villain.
Creepshow (1982)Trashing comics is hazardous to your health.
The Woman (2011)Scariest when the pygish-male-is-on
Phantom of the Paradise(1974)Phantom really knows how to cook beef
Tourist Trap (1989)Mannequin fetishising, teleporting, psychic, schizophrenic redneck? Sold!
The Call of Cthulhu (2005)Very well done! Nearly ruined by Claymation.
Invasion of the body snatchers(1978)Not polite to point menacingly at humans.
Shaun of the Dead (2004)Can't properly express my love in seven...
Tourist Trap (1979)This is PG?? What were they smoking!?!
Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982)Hockey mask debut, let's celebrate with murder!
Ava's Possessions (2015)Made me go rehab; nihil, nihil, nihil.
100 Bloody Acres (2012):Darker, Australian version of Tucker and Dell.
The New York Ripper (1982)How to terrify...Donald Duck voice...obviously!
Salo or 120 Days of Sodom (1975)Fascism has never been so much fun!
The Thing (1982)Spider effect is a-head of its time!
This made me laugh out loud
Slugs (1988)Gore effects great, but pacing is sluggish.
Bone Tomahawk (2015)This isn't a horror ... wait, sweet Jesus
They Live (1988)Such a straightforward documentary, it's almost boring.
Theater Of Blood (1973)Let’s hope Adam Sandler doesn’t see this.
Requiem for a Vampire (1971) Need a requiem for Jean Rollins' fetishes.
Phantasm: RemasteredWish I loved it. Dug the vibe.
Venom (2005)Doesn't suck, isn't super great, just meh.
Don't Breathe:Didn't even give him the courtesy headtap
Starry Eyes (2014)Getting ahead in Hollywood: BJs and Backstabbing
Chosen Survivors (1974)Forget slugs. Bats are the real assholes.
Stir of Echoes(1999)A ghost story I can really DIG. :-D
Dreamcatcher (2003)Mama mia, Papa pia, monster inna diarrhea!
Donkey Punch (2008)And you thought grabbing pussy was deplorable!
The Dead Zone (1983)Do not slap five with this man
Witchouse (1999) Mediocrity is the greatest horror of all.
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Cat People (1942)Ambiguous? The freaking pawprints morphed to heelprints...
Maximum Overdrive (1986)Sometimes being a Stephen King completist sucks.
Carnival of Souls (1962)Co-starring creepy Pete Campbell from Mad Men.
House of the Devil (2009) Jocelin Donahue's Satan baby probably still adorable.
The Fly (1958)Pshht, I could have caught that fly.
The Shining (1980)Scatman Crothers is here! He'll save us!
Scout's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015) Be prepared... to ripoff better zombie comedies.
Exorcist 3Wheel chair flasher gets me every time
VHS Viral (2014)I scream, you scream, we all scream.
The WomanI guess I just don't get it
It Follows(2014)Kids...abstinence is the only escape yo.
"A Lizard in a Woman's Skin" :Lucio, dream sequences also need focus pullersorLucio should ask for better dvd releases
Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (1932)Oscar-winning horror masterpiece features 1932 sideboob.
Green Room (2016)Handyman secret weapon? Duct tape!
The Haunting (1963)Still scary for current high school students!
Circle (2015)Still less dead than average Monopoly game
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1983)If only Corey Feldman had his angels
Ugh...sorry, wrong yearFriday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)If only Corey Feldman had his angels
Dawn of the Dead (1978)This movie is a masterpiece, that's all.
We are still here(2015)Bad idea moving into barbequed families home
Splice (2009)Scientists create monster and give it love.
Zombieland (2009)Only the apocalypse could save Hummer sales.
Joy Ride (2001)Don't tease that trucker, it's Buffalo Bill!
The VVitch (2015):Even this guy wouldn't vote for Trump.
Vamp (1986) Saw this young, learned words I shouldn't.
My Bloody Valentine (1981)Someone is gonna get fired at See's.
Night of the Demon (1957)Passing it didn't take that much skill.
The Funhouse (1981)Have you met my son Two Face?
POLTERGEIST (1982)Haunted house movies don't get any better.
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)Thanks for ruining head cheese, Tobe Hooper.
The Boogens (1981)Lovecraftian mine turtles are totes adorable.Night of the Scarecrow (1995)Jeff Burr? Bret Ratner of 90s horror.
Shin GodzillaBiting satire. Also, Godzilla learns new tricks!
Friday the 13th Part V: A New BeginningThis has to be the worst...right?
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)This has to be the worst...right?
Starry Eyes : I hope that movie is a hit.
Bad Milo! (2013)Peter Stormare makes any movie much better.
Spring (2014)Louise went on to break Sully's record!
Destination: Outer Space (2010)Skinny louis c.k. battles paper mache eyeballs.
The Mangler (1995) Why does Robert Englund have robot legs?
The Silence of the Lambs (1991): Lector draws the line at semen throwing.
The Witch (2016)"Thy can do nothing but cut wood."
Human Centipede [First Sequence] (2009)Not the threesome I was looking for.
Land of the Dead (2005):Gave it another chance. Still dislike it.
Stephen King's Storm on the Century (1999)This movie is my chili and Wishmaster.
It Follows (2014)std actually stands for sexually transmitted demon
Salem's Lot (1979)If vampires were real, we would know.
Scream 3 (2000)Did I hallucinate Jay and Silent Bob?
Last House On The Left (2009)Run time: 114 minutes. Boffo for 112!
EVENT HORIZON (1997)Haunted house in space. Works for me.
MOTEL HELL (1980)All kinds of swell is Motel Hell.
Trick 'r TreatTransition from Instant Classic to Classic complete.
Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)Childhood "Witch Mountain" celebrity crush dashed horribly.
Friday the 13th (1980)That was a nice Bernard Hermann score.
Shin Godzilla (2016)
ReplyDeleteMost terrifying Godzilla, most optimistic Godzilla movie.
Kill List (2011)
ReplyDelete60 minute setup, 20 minutes of insanity.
Premature Burial (1962)
ReplyDeleteExpected something set in a maternity ward. :(
The Babadook (2014)
ReplyDeleteMore like Babadookie, am I rite?... No
X: The Man with the X-Ray Eyes (1963)
ReplyDelete"Flesh dissolved in an acid of light!"
The Man Who Laughs (1928)
ReplyDeleteBeautiful, epic, romantic swashbuckler with no horror.
Dracula's Daughter (1936)
ReplyDeletePathetic! Bride of Frankenstein's evil, soulless twin.
Salem's Lot (1979)
ReplyDeleteNot enough antler impalements OR Dracudoug sightings
Friday the 13th Part III (1982)
ReplyDeleteBest 3D Ever! Yo-Yo Almost Hit Me!
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)
ReplyDeleteCocktails are important when examining weird bodies
Thankskilling 3 (2012)
ReplyDeletePuppets, puns, strong argument against Kickstarter, unwatchable
Knock Knock (2015)
ReplyDeleteThey took the dog? Call John Wick!
Poltergeist II (1986)
ReplyDeleteAttempt at Amblin charm with no spectacle.
Poltergeist III (1988)
ReplyDeleteAllen crushes, should've chosen a new villain.
Creepshow (1982)
ReplyDeleteTrashing comics is hazardous to your health.
The Woman (2011)
ReplyDeleteScariest when the pygish-male-is-on
Phantom of the Paradise(1974)
ReplyDeletePhantom really knows how to cook beef
Tourist Trap (1989)
ReplyDeleteMannequin fetishising, teleporting, psychic, schizophrenic redneck? Sold!
The Call of Cthulhu (2005)
ReplyDeleteVery well done! Nearly ruined by Claymation.
Invasion of the body snatchers(1978)
ReplyDeleteNot polite to point menacingly at humans.
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
ReplyDeleteCan't properly express my love in seven...
Tourist Trap (1979)
ReplyDeleteThis is PG?? What were they smoking!?!
Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982)
ReplyDeleteHockey mask debut, let's celebrate with murder!
Ava's Possessions (2015)
ReplyDeleteMade me go rehab; nihil, nihil, nihil.
100 Bloody Acres (2012):
ReplyDeleteDarker, Australian version of Tucker and Dell.
The New York Ripper (1982)
ReplyDeleteHow to terrify...Donald Duck voice...obviously!
Salo or 120 Days of Sodom (1975)
ReplyDeleteFascism has never been so much fun!
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteSpider effect is a-head of its time!
This made me laugh out loud
DeleteSlugs (1988)
ReplyDeleteGore effects great, but pacing is sluggish.
Bone Tomahawk (2015)
ReplyDeleteThis isn't a horror ... wait, sweet Jesus
They Live (1988)
ReplyDeleteSuch a straightforward documentary, it's almost boring.
Theater Of Blood (1973)
ReplyDeleteLet’s hope Adam Sandler doesn’t see this.
Requiem for a Vampire (1971)
ReplyDeleteNeed a requiem for Jean Rollins' fetishes.
Phantasm: Remastered
ReplyDeleteWish I loved it. Dug the vibe.
Venom (2005)
ReplyDeleteDoesn't suck, isn't super great, just meh.
Don't Breathe:
ReplyDeleteDidn't even give him the courtesy headtap
Starry Eyes (2014)
ReplyDeleteGetting ahead in Hollywood: BJs and Backstabbing
Chosen Survivors (1974)
ReplyDeleteForget slugs. Bats are the real assholes.
Stir of Echoes(1999)
ReplyDeleteA ghost story I can really DIG. :-D
Dreamcatcher (2003)
ReplyDeleteMama mia, Papa pia, monster inna diarrhea!
Donkey Punch (2008)
ReplyDeleteAnd you thought grabbing pussy was deplorable!
The Dead Zone (1983)
ReplyDeleteDo not slap five with this man
Witchouse (1999)
ReplyDeleteMediocrity is the greatest horror of all.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteCat People (1942)
ReplyDeleteAmbiguous? The freaking pawprints morphed to heelprints...
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
ReplyDeleteSometimes being a Stephen King completist sucks.
Carnival of Souls (1962)
ReplyDeleteCo-starring creepy Pete Campbell from Mad Men.
House of the Devil (2009)
ReplyDeleteJocelin Donahue's Satan baby probably still adorable.
The Fly (1958)
ReplyDeletePshht, I could have caught that fly.
The Shining (1980)
ReplyDeleteScatman Crothers is here! He'll save us!
Scout's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015)
ReplyDeleteBe prepared... to ripoff better zombie comedies.
Exorcist 3
ReplyDeleteWheel chair flasher gets me every time
VHS Viral (2014)
ReplyDeleteI scream, you scream, we all scream.
The Woman
ReplyDeleteI guess I just don't get it
It Follows(2014)
ReplyDeleteKids...abstinence is the only escape yo.
"A Lizard in a Woman's Skin" :
ReplyDeleteLucio, dream sequences also need focus pullers
or
Lucio should ask for better dvd releases
Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (1932)
ReplyDeleteOscar-winning horror masterpiece features 1932 sideboob.
Green Room (2016)
ReplyDeleteHandyman secret weapon? Duct tape!
The Haunting (1963)
ReplyDeleteStill scary for current high school students!
Circle (2015)
ReplyDeleteStill less dead than average Monopoly game
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1983)
ReplyDeleteIf only Corey Feldman had his angels
Ugh...sorry, wrong year
DeleteFriday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
If only Corey Feldman had his angels
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
ReplyDeleteThis movie is a masterpiece, that's all.
We are still here(2015)
ReplyDeleteBad idea moving into barbequed families home
Splice (2009)
ReplyDeleteScientists create monster and give it love.
Zombieland (2009)
ReplyDeleteOnly the apocalypse could save Hummer sales.
Joy Ride (2001)
ReplyDeleteDon't tease that trucker, it's Buffalo Bill!
The VVitch (2015):
ReplyDeleteEven this guy wouldn't vote for Trump.
Vamp (1986)
ReplyDeleteSaw this young, learned words I shouldn't.
My Bloody Valentine (1981)
ReplyDeleteSomeone is gonna get fired at See's.
Night of the Demon (1957)
ReplyDeletePassing it didn't take that much skill.
The Funhouse (1981)
ReplyDeleteHave you met my son Two Face?
POLTERGEIST (1982)
ReplyDeleteHaunted house movies don't get any better.
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
ReplyDeleteThanks for ruining head cheese, Tobe Hooper.
The Boogens (1981)
ReplyDeleteLovecraftian mine turtles are totes adorable.
Night of the Scarecrow (1995)
Jeff Burr? Bret Ratner of 90s horror.
Shin Godzilla
ReplyDeleteBiting satire. Also, Godzilla learns new tricks!
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning
ReplyDeleteThis has to be the worst...right?
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)
DeleteThis has to be the worst...right?
Starry Eyes : I hope that movie is a hit.
ReplyDeleteBad Milo! (2013)
ReplyDeletePeter Stormare makes any movie much better.
Spring (2014)
ReplyDeleteLouise went on to break Sully's record!
Destination: Outer Space (2010)
ReplyDeleteSkinny louis c.k. battles paper mache eyeballs.
The Mangler (1995)
ReplyDeleteWhy does Robert Englund have robot legs?
The Silence of the Lambs (1991): Lector draws the line at semen throwing.
ReplyDeleteThe Witch (2016)
ReplyDelete"Thy can do nothing but cut wood."
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteHuman Centipede [First Sequence] (2009)
ReplyDeleteNot the threesome I was looking for.
Land of the Dead (2005):
ReplyDeleteGave it another chance. Still dislike it.
Stephen King's Storm on the Century (1999)
ReplyDeleteThis movie is my chili and Wishmaster.
It Follows (2014)
ReplyDeletestd actually stands for sexually transmitted demon
Salem's Lot (1979)
ReplyDeleteIf vampires were real, we would know.
Scream 3 (2000)
ReplyDeleteDid I hallucinate Jay and Silent Bob?
Last House On The Left (2009)
ReplyDeleteRun time: 114 minutes. Boffo for 112!
EVENT HORIZON (1997)
ReplyDeleteHaunted house in space. Works for me.
MOTEL HELL (1980)
ReplyDeleteAll kinds of swell is Motel Hell.
Trick 'r Treat
ReplyDeleteTransition from Instant Classic to Classic complete.
Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)
ReplyDeleteChildhood "Witch Mountain" celebrity crush dashed horribly.
Friday the 13th (1980)
ReplyDeleteThat was a nice Bernard Hermann score.