SPRING (2014) on Amazon Prime for the first time."Before Sunset" meets Cronenbergian creature feature. Tentacles?
The Babadook (2014)Pain is the only thing that's real.
The Bat (1959)Why does everyone always suspect Vincent Price??
I Was a Teenage Werewolf (1957)Tagline: "A case of hypnosis-induced hypertrichosis!"
Blood Rage (1987)This, Frankenhooker, Crimewave? Louise Lasser, '80s Icon.
The Black Pit of Dr. M (1959)The M stands for Mexican... Dr. Mexican.
The Wicker Man (1973)Great,but Christopher Lee's hair distracted me.
Alone in the Dark (1982)Four times the killers, half the plot!
An American Werewolf on London (1981)Saw the 4K restoration. Life is good.
Critters (1986) Needed more Billy Zane but otherwise alright
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)Ah, telekinesis...I knew something was missing
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015)And then the zombie penis ripped off...
Carrie (1976)"Frampton hair and denim aren't sinful, mother!"
Cigarette Burns (2005)Took some guts for Udo to watch
Screaming for Sanity: Truth or Dare 3 (1998)Same as part 1 except really boring.
An American Werewolf in London (1981):So DON'T run naked through the zoo?
The Lazarus Effect (2015) Troy and Abed playing god with SCI-ence!
The Dyatlov Pass Incident (2013)When rushin' through Russia assholes find wormholes
Pieces (1982) (Revisit w/ F This Movie Commentary)"You're not a journalist, you're a pirate."
Magic (1978)Shouldn't the doll be named Corky, though?
Mardi Gras Massacre (1978)Sacrificed to funky beats isn't so bad.
Pet SemataryThis movie isn't scary...HOLY SHIT ZELDA.
Late PhasesDoes the house come with Werewolf Insurance?
Blood Rage (1987)Sometimes madness and brilliance are basically twins.
Cat's Eye (1985)Stephen King's feature length cat meme anthology.
Seven Footprint to Satan (1929)If David Lynch made movies in 1929!
Special Effects (1984)Is Eric Bogosian cinema's greatest prick? Yes.
The Ghost and Mr. Chicken (1966)Barney Fife. Ralph Furley. Mr. Chicken. RANGE.
The Stay Awake (1988)Lethargic, South African demon killer movie. Snoozefest.
The Cube (1997)Puts the puzzle room industry to shame.
Under the Skin (2013)Aliens are easier to understand than Scots.
A Warning to the Curious (1972)...don't expect to see anything particularly scary.
Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (1974)Disappointingly, not about a woman blowing zombies.
The Dyatlov Pass Incident (2013)It's a yeti!!..no..wait..it's me
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)Electric carving knife. Welcome to 1990, Imhotep!
Halloween Safety (1985, Coronet short)"Getting my insides scooped out tickles me!"
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (with commentary)Vagina mustache, now available with dick cloth.
Zombi 2 (1979)Zombie vs Shark fight is surprisingly beautiful
Mercy (2014)Plays like an incoherent, unfinished dollar baby.
Dolly Dearest (1991)Denise Crosby's dumbass hair battles demon doll.
Child's Play 2 (1990)Angry Chucky, my favorite kind of Chucky.
Evil Dead II"Workshed" ADR is a classic film moment.
Nightmare on elm street 3 Dream warriors Joey's tattoo dissapeared, Did I dream it?
Re-Animator (1985)Body parts can walk with out heads
Zombie Holocaust (1980)Actress Wanted: must approve constant bush exposure.
Doctor Butcher M.D./Zombie Holocaust (1980)Yelp, Kito Island: "⭐️. No wi-fi; cannibals."
Banjo a.k.a My Bloody Banjo (2015)Lloyd Kaufman cameo, automatic zero star film.
The FunhouseHundred dollar handie?! I'd be mad too!
Blood Rage (1987):Making career change to bathroom condom salesman.
C.H.U.D. (1984):Not sure why Cannibals Hang Unfortunate Dog.
Wes Craven's A New Nightmare (1994)Meta terrific fiend under the bed covers.
God Told Me To (1976) It's Cohen's world, we just live here.
Frankenstein's Army (2013)Nazi steampunk cenobites and British/Russian accents!
Torso (1973)Death is the best keeper of secrets.
Amityville II: The Possession (1982)As nutty as I'd heard it was!
Torso-We'd strikeout anyways, let's play bocce ball.
Seven Footprints to Satan (1929)Stock market crashed in 1929. Movie's fine.
Doctor Butcher M.D. (1980)Grindhouse. Cannibals. Extended Gore. Not for me.
Torso (1973)I mean. I dunno. I guess..alright?
Pin (1988)1988: the year of the scary dummy.
Event Horizon (1997): They stole that paper thing from Interstellar!
Xtro (1982) Take a drink whenever someone says "Tony."
"He's taken him!" Who Tony!
Jaws (1975)Is the shark a penis or vagina?
The Mist (2007)Something, something, something, something, something, Bush's America
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)Her iPhone looks advanced for 2008 technology.
Death Line (1972)Minddedoor. Minddedoor. Minddedoor. Minddedoor? Minddedoor. Minddedoor. MINDDEDOOR!
Raw Meat aka Death Line (1972)Pleasence ain't doing shit without his tea.
HouseFlesh eating pianos should always be whimsical
Friday the 13th Part III (1982)Wack, Slash, Fry, Impale.Bashed, Strung,Prevaled.
Dreamcatcher (2003) Beans beans the musical fruit!
Death Line / Raw Meat (1972)Tea-swilling Inspector seeks troglodyte murderer.
Friday the 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter (1984):Amongst massacre; Making monster masks, Tommy's Task.
That's a lot of M's!!!
Ghosts of Mars (2001): FADE IN: FLASHBACK:DISSOLVE TO:FADE OUT.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)Some say that driver is still running....
ABRAHAM LINCOLN VAMPIRE HUNTER (2012)Don't fuck with tall guys with axes.
Poltergeist (1982)Who wears a baseball cap to bed?
Trick 'R Treat (2007)I wasn't tricked... this was a treat.
Halloween (1978)Patient killer makes for a boring movie.orSorry you guys. Just wasn't for me.
Street Trash (1987)The title just about sums it up...
Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986)Chief goes to exorbitant lengths for car.OrCoach gets drunk, fights ghosts. Go Eagles!
The Brood(1979)The kids are most definitely not alright
Street Trash:Homeless people are gross! THAT's the joke!!!
Street Trash (1987)Viper gives bums some mean gut rot.
The Thing (1982)Can George Lucas digitally insert Desolation Williams?
Trick r' TreatKids are evil. Shoot them on sight.
Sinister (2012)Bagul shoots on 8mm for "cinematic integrity".
Evil Dead IIThis peppy motherfucker's still an undeniable classic.
Everlasting (2016) Not really Horror but beautiful, thoughtful, tragic.
Friday the 13th Part 2When your dog is missing, swim naked!
Army of DarknessBeing Raimi's friend must have been miserable.
Cronenberg's The FlyWhere is Seth getting all these baboons?
Xtro II: The Second Encounter (1990) Take a drink whenever someone says "Nexus."
Body (2015) Three girls in a house are mean.
Scream (1996)I wonder if Lillard's parents were pissed.
Annabelle (2014)It's fine. (Copyright of F This Movie)
Honeymoon (2014). Once again Ygritte's lover knows nothing.
Halloween H2OJamie Lee Curtis, still Queen Final Girl
Poltergeist III (1988)Seaton and Skerritt have an old-fashioned creep-offOrDrink every time you hear "Carol-Ann!". Die
Nightmare on Elm Street  (Heather Langenkamp NoES triple-feature)Drunk mom sent to spooky rehab facility
Intruder (2016)Hard work to make something so boring.
Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors  (Heather Langenkamp NoES triple-feature)Overrated. I'll take Freddy's Revenge any day.
Poltergeist (1982)Oh my lord, that god damned clown
Wes Craven's New Nightmare  (Heather Langenkamp NoES triple-feature)Perfect ending to Nancy's trilogy. Plays great.
Sleepaway Camp (1982) (w/ FTM commentary track)Less secret penises than my normal Saturday.
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)I can't. Promised I would never tell.
The Spooky Cinema 8mm Movie Expo 2016 (Day 1)I watched a bunch of 8mm films
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)Difference between Nancy and Kristen? Shoulder Pads
Halloween (1978) No witty comment. This is just amazing.
Another Evil (2016)Celebrate with canned wine and a stripper.
The Faculty (1998)Josh Hartnett's hair is the scariest part.
Pieces (with FTM commentary)Dude needs to simplify his masturbation ritual
Revenge of the Creature (1955)Creature says Agar can't have HIS fish!
Children of the Corn (1984)T2 Hamilton would've killed all the children
HALLOWEEN (1978)Obviously this one's a necessity this month.
THE THING (1982)Best horror film of all time. Period.
IT FOLLOWS (2014)Not the Trump meme. The good one.
The Conjuring 2 (2016)Very boring. Went in the Wan* direction.*By the sharp mind of Adam Riske.
My wife thought this movie was good.Attempting to get her to post reviews :)
The Green Inferno (2015)CGI ants are my least favorite ants.
Four Flies on Grey Velvet (1971)Maybe greatest last scene in '70s horror.
The Hills Have Eyes (1977)'Twas cannibals killed Beauty; Beast is ok.
Fender Bender (2016)Makes strong case for hit and run.
Opera (1987)POV? You want POV? I got POV?