Saturday, October 15, 2016

Scary Movie Challenge VII (Day 15)


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  1. SPRING (2014) on Amazon Prime for the first time.

    "Before Sunset" meets Cronenbergian creature feature. Tentacles?

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  2. The Babadook (2014)

    Pain is the only thing that's real.

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  3. The Bat (1959)
    Why does everyone always suspect Vincent Price??

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  4. I Was a Teenage Werewolf (1957)
    Tagline: "A case of hypnosis-induced hypertrichosis!"

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  5. Blood Rage (1987)
    This, Frankenhooker, Crimewave? Louise Lasser, '80s Icon.

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  6. The Black Pit of Dr. M (1959)
    The M stands for Mexican... Dr. Mexican.

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  7. The Wicker Man (1973)

    Great,but Christopher Lee's hair distracted me.

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  8. Alone in the Dark (1982)
    Four times the killers, half the plot!

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  9. An American Werewolf on London (1981)

    Saw the 4K restoration. Life is good.

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  10. An American Werewolf on London (1981)

    Saw the 4K restoration. Life is good.

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  11. Critters (1986)

    Needed more Billy Zane but otherwise alright

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  12. Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)

    Ah, telekinesis...I knew something was missing

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  13. Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015)

    And then the zombie penis ripped off...

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  14. Carrie (1976)

    "Frampton hair and denim aren't sinful, mother!"

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  15. Cigarette Burns (2005)

    Took some guts for Udo to watch

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  16. Screaming for Sanity: Truth or Dare 3 (1998)

    Same as part 1 except really boring.

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  17. An American Werewolf in London (1981):

    So DON'T run naked through the zoo?

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  18. The Lazarus Effect (2015)

    Troy and Abed playing god with SCI-ence!

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  19. The Dyatlov Pass Incident (2013)
    When rushin' through Russia assholes find wormholes

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  20. Pieces (1982) (Revisit w/ F This Movie Commentary)

    "You're not a journalist, you're a pirate."

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  21. Magic (1978)

    Shouldn't the doll be named Corky, though?

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  22. Mardi Gras Massacre (1978)

    Sacrificed to funky beats isn't so bad.

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  23. Pet Sematary

    This movie isn't scary...HOLY SHIT ZELDA.

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  24. Late Phases

    Does the house come with Werewolf Insurance?

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  25. Blood Rage (1987)

    Sometimes madness and brilliance are basically twins.

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  26. Cat's Eye (1985)

    Stephen King's feature length cat meme anthology.

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  27. Seven Footprint to Satan (1929)

    If David Lynch made movies in 1929!

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  28. Special Effects (1984)
    Is Eric Bogosian cinema's greatest prick? Yes.

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  29. The Ghost and Mr. Chicken (1966)
    Barney Fife. Ralph Furley. Mr. Chicken. RANGE.

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  30. The Stay Awake (1988)

    Lethargic, South African demon killer movie. Snoozefest.

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  31. The Cube (1997)

    Puts the puzzle room industry to shame.

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  32. Under the Skin (2013)
    Aliens are easier to understand than Scots.

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  33. A Warning to the Curious (1972)
    ...don't expect to see anything particularly scary.

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  34. Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (1974)
    Disappointingly, not about a woman blowing zombies.

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  35. The Dyatlov Pass Incident (2013)
    It's a yeti!!..no..wait..it's me

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  36. Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)

    Electric carving knife. Welcome to 1990, Imhotep!

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  37. Halloween Safety (1985, Coronet short)

    "Getting my insides scooped out tickles me!"

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  38. Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (with commentary)
    Vagina mustache, now available with dick cloth.

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  39. Zombi 2 (1979)

    Zombie vs Shark fight is surprisingly beautiful

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  40. Mercy (2014)

    Plays like an incoherent, unfinished dollar baby.

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  41. Dolly Dearest (1991)

    Denise Crosby's dumbass hair battles demon doll.

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  42. Child's Play 2 (1990)
    Angry Chucky, my favorite kind of Chucky.

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  43. Evil Dead II

    "Workshed" ADR is a classic film moment.

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  44. Nightmare on elm street 3 Dream warriors

    Joey's tattoo dissapeared, Did I dream it?

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  45. Re-Animator (1985)
    Body parts can walk with out heads

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  46. Zombie Holocaust (1980)

    Actress Wanted: must approve constant bush exposure.

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  47. Doctor Butcher M.D./Zombie Holocaust (1980)

    Yelp, Kito Island: "⭐️. No wi-fi; cannibals."

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  48. Banjo a.k.a My Bloody Banjo (2015)

    Lloyd Kaufman cameo, automatic zero star film.

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  49. The Funhouse

    Hundred dollar handie?! I'd be mad too!

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  50. Blood Rage (1987):

    Making career change to bathroom condom salesman.

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  51. C.H.U.D. (1984):

    Not sure why Cannibals Hang Unfortunate Dog.

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  52. Wes Craven's A New Nightmare (1994)

    Meta terrific fiend under the bed covers.

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  53. God Told Me To (1976)

    It's Cohen's world, we just live here.

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  54. Frankenstein's Army (2013)

    Nazi steampunk cenobites and British/Russian accents!

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  55. Torso (1973)

    Death is the best keeper of secrets.

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  56. Amityville II: The Possession (1982)
    As nutty as I'd heard it was!

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  57. Torso-
    We'd strikeout anyways, let's play bocce ball.

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  58. Seven Footprints to Satan (1929)

    Stock market crashed in 1929. Movie's fine.

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  59. Doctor Butcher M.D. (1980)

    Grindhouse. Cannibals. Extended Gore. Not for me.

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  60. Torso (1973)

    I mean. I dunno. I guess..alright?

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  61. Pin (1988)

    1988: the year of the scary dummy.

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  62. Event Horizon (1997):

    They stole that paper thing from Interstellar!

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  63. Xtro (1982)

    Take a drink whenever someone says "Tony."

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  64. Jaws (1975)

    Is the shark a penis or vagina?

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  65. The Mist (2007)

    Something, something, something, something, something, Bush's America

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  66. 10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)
    Her iPhone looks advanced for 2008 technology.

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  67. Death Line (1972)

    Minddedoor. Minddedoor. Minddedoor. Minddedoor? Minddedoor. Minddedoor. MINDDEDOOR!

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  68. Raw Meat aka Death Line (1972)

    Pleasence ain't doing shit without his tea.

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  69. House

    Flesh eating pianos should always be whimsical

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  70. Friday the 13th Part III (1982)
    Wack, Slash,
    Fry, Impale.
    Bashed, Strung,
    Prevaled.

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  71. Dreamcatcher (2003)
    Beans beans the musical fruit!

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  72. Death Line / Raw Meat (1972)

    Tea-swilling Inspector seeks troglodyte murderer.

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  73. Friday the 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter (1984):
    Amongst massacre; Making monster masks, Tommy's Task.

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  74. Ghosts of Mars (2001):

    FADE IN:

    FLASHBACK:

    DISSOLVE TO:

    FADE OUT.

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  75. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

    Some say that driver is still running....

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  76. ABRAHAM LINCOLN VAMPIRE HUNTER (2012)

    Don't fuck with tall guys with axes.

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  77. Poltergeist (1982)
    Who wears a baseball cap to bed?

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  78. Trick 'R Treat (2007)

    I wasn't tricked... this was a treat.

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  79. Halloween (1978)
    Patient killer makes for a boring movie.
    or
    Sorry you guys. Just wasn't for me.

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  80. Street Trash (1987)

    The title just about sums it up...

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  81. Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986)

    Chief goes to exorbitant lengths for car.

    Or

    Coach gets drunk, fights ghosts. Go Eagles!

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  82. The Brood(1979)

    The kids are most definitely not alright

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  83. Street Trash:

    Homeless people are gross! THAT's the joke!!!

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  84. Street Trash (1987)

    Viper gives bums some mean gut rot.

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  85. The Thing (1982)

    Can George Lucas digitally insert Desolation Williams?

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  86. Trick r' Treat

    Kids are evil. Shoot them on sight.

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  87. Sinister (2012)

    Bagul shoots on 8mm for "cinematic integrity".

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  88. Evil Dead II

    This peppy motherfucker's still an undeniable classic.

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  89. Everlasting (2016)

    Not really Horror but beautiful, thoughtful, tragic.

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  90. Friday the 13th Part 2

    When your dog is missing, swim naked!

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  91. Army of Darkness

    Being Raimi's friend must have been miserable.

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  92. Cronenberg's The Fly

    Where is Seth getting all these baboons?

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  93. Xtro II: The Second Encounter (1990)

    Take a drink whenever someone says "Nexus."

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  94. Body (2015)

    Three girls in a house are mean.

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  95. Scream (1996)

    I wonder if Lillard's parents were pissed.

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  96. Annabelle (2014)

    It's fine. (Copyright of F This Movie)

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  97. Honeymoon (2014). Once again Ygritte's lover knows nothing.

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  98. Halloween H2O

    Jamie Lee Curtis, still Queen Final Girl

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  99. Poltergeist III (1988)

    Seaton and Skerritt have an old-fashioned creep-off

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    Drink every time you hear "Carol-Ann!". Die

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  100. Nightmare on Elm Street [1984] (Heather Langenkamp NoES triple-feature)

    Drunk mom sent to spooky rehab facility

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  101. Intruder (2016)
    Hard work to make something so boring.

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  102. Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors [1987] (Heather Langenkamp NoES triple-feature)

    Overrated. I'll take Freddy's Revenge any day.

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  103. Poltergeist (1982)
    Oh my lord, that god damned clown

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  104. Wes Craven's New Nightmare [1994] (Heather Langenkamp NoES triple-feature)

    Perfect ending to Nancy's trilogy. Plays great.

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  105. Sleepaway Camp (1982) (w/ FTM commentary track)

    Less secret penises than my normal Saturday.

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  106. Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)

    I can't. Promised I would never tell.

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  107. The Spooky Cinema 8mm Movie Expo 2016 (Day 1)

    I watched a bunch of 8mm films

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  108. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

    Difference between Nancy and Kristen? Shoulder Pads

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  109. Halloween (1978) No witty comment. This is just amazing.

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  110. Another Evil (2016)

    Celebrate with canned wine and a stripper.

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  111. The Faculty (1998)

    Josh Hartnett's hair is the scariest part.

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  112. Pieces (with FTM commentary)

    Dude needs to simplify his masturbation ritual

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  113. Revenge of the Creature (1955)

    Creature says Agar can't have HIS fish!

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  114. Children of the Corn (1984)
    T2 Hamilton would've killed all the children

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  115. HALLOWEEN (1978)

    Obviously this one's a necessity this month.

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  116. THE THING (1982)

    Best horror film of all time. Period.

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  117. IT FOLLOWS (2014)

    Not the Trump meme. The good one.

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  118. The Conjuring 2 (2016)

    Very boring. Went in the Wan* direction.

    *By the sharp mind of Adam Riske.


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    1. My wife thought this movie was good.

      Attempting to get her to post reviews :)

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  119. The Green Inferno (2015)
    CGI ants are my least favorite ants.

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  120. Four Flies on Grey Velvet (1971)
    Maybe greatest last scene in '70s horror.

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  121. The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
    'Twas cannibals killed Beauty; Beast is ok.

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  122. Fender Bender (2016)
    Makes strong case for hit and run.

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  123. Opera (1987)

    POV? You want POV? I got POV?

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