The Bees (1978)The movie that proves M. Night's intentions.
The Thing (1982)This is a perfect film. Absolutely perfect.
Jaws (1975)My girlfriend = "They need a bigger...Ohmyfuckingshit"!!!
Fade To Black (1980)Imitation is the highest form of battery
Feast (2005):Decent, but wishes it was Demon Knight.
Alien (1979) at The New BeverlySigourney underwear scene even better in 35mm.
Coma (1978)Anything that can go worng, goes worng
After two crazy busy weeks I can finally join in on the fun :)John Carpenter's Vampires (1998)The next reassessed Carpenter classic? Probs not.
Sleepaway Camp (1983) - with commentaryPenis joke counter still not at capacity.
Don't go in the House 1979 Mother says 80's Era Horror Rocks, ERA!
Southbound (2015)All roads "meat" in the end.
Spider Baby (1967)Oh what Merrye tangled webs we weave.
Tales from the Darkside The Movie (1990)Puppeteers that operated William Hickey are amazing.
Leatherface, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 1990 My favourite Spooky gas station clerk, "Bitch"OR WAIT! Cabin in the woods was Meta?
Or Leatherface was still Scary before the Metachlorines
Castle Freak (1995)This freak is really Crampton my style.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre(1974)Cannibal family enjoys their meals on wheels
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)Because every horror franchise needs a baby.
Silver Bullet (1985)Sultry, heroic preacher saves thankless town's soul.
30 Days of Night (2007)Wow. Turns out vampires speak Klingon fluently.
Dracula (1931)Wait a minute that's not Martin Landau
Exit Humanity (2011)Civil War zombies. Animation cuts. Good effort.
Dolly Dearest (1991) So boring! At least Chucky made wisecracks.
A Horrible Way to Die Twists like this woulda helped Blair Witch
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962)"Look, that lady's ice cream is melting."
Rosemary's Baby (1968)one night stands are always so awkward
Drag me to Hell 2009Sam Raimi's fore-shadowing Brexit and Donald Trump
Street Trash (1987):Apparently used three different sized penis props.
Bleed (2016) They're hunting ghosts... just for fun? Sheesh.
Scream (1996)Just let it go to voicemail, Drew.
The Thing (1982)Grenades: Slippery when Swedish. I mean Norwegian
Gojira (1954)Title's Japanese for "nuclear bomb grief processor".
The Bird With the Crystal Plumage (1970)Where are these actors voices coming from?
Little Deaths (2011)Everyone's a big dick in this anthology.
Carnival of Souls (1962) [Off Beat Cinema on RetroTV]Mary wouldn't be caught dead in KansasorUtah's entire goth community parties at SaltAir
Seven Footprints to Satan (1929)"Uncle Joe buys nephew ticket to hell"
Dr. Butcher, M.D. (1980)Adding new element to splatter films: Racism!
Torso (1973)"He is a painter, not a butcher."
Death Line (a.k.a. Raw Meat) (1972)"Caveman tours London Underground in real time."
Third Dimensional Murder (1941)"Great-- finally got to see in 3-D!"
Videodrome (1983)Oh shit! Where did my remote go?
The Mist (2007)CGI looks OK in black & white.
Cujo (1983)Man's best friend is a competent mechanic.
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)Sublime-- what else can you really say?
Invisible Monster (1958)"Invisible? Yes, sometimes. Monster? That's a stretch."
Dead Silence (2007)In space... Mary Shaw can't hurt you.
PandorumQuaidorum: Best Dennis Quaid movie since Innerquaid
The Devil (1972)It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad movie!
Patch Town (2014) "Cabbage Patch Kids" joke is intentional, correct?
Friday The 13th:The New Blood (88)Lar Park Lincoln is fun to say
The Boxer's Omen (1983)Put me off eating crocodile for life!
The Night of Something Strange (2016)"Cabin Fever" plus "American Pie" equals unfunny.
A Tale of Two Sisters (2003)This stepmom is the worst! Wait, what?
Wither (2012)Anyone know what groovy is in Swedish?
I Am Not a Serial Killer (2016) Christopher Lloyd has gotten really really old.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) Frankie says: don't dream it, be it!
Hotel Transylvania (2012)If it makes kids like monsters, ok.
Seven Footprints to Satan (1929):Wait, you can skip steps? Adios, Satan!
From Beyond (1986): Glands Expand;Sights Unplanned,From Distant Land.
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)Kane Hodder's Jason is the best, period
Seven Footprints to SatanBecause capitalism is the work of Satan!
Doctor Butcher M.D. (aka Zombie Holocaust)Racist? Or is it making a point?
TorsoPrint was literally stained pink with blood!
Fermat's RoomFinally, a horror movie for Math nerds.
Raw Meat (aka Death Line)Pleasance makes this boring movie more pleasant.
Street TrashI need some Viper after that movie.
Another EvilBelievers in demonstrably false shit are terrifying.
Jeepers Creepers 2"Lick the window... just like that... good..."
Halloween III: Season of the WitchSong's stuck in my he-a-ad, he-a-ad, he-a-ad
Eyes of FireHadn't heard of it. Crazy good surprise.
Trick 'r Treat(2009)Does that Sam get around or what?
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)Don't worry, Helgeland, you'll win an Oscar.
Eye of the CatHitchcock-loving Joseph Stefano combines Vertigo, The Birds.
PopcornOur audience was nothing like that audience**emphasis ambiguous††that's not cheating, is it? If so, sorry!
Abbott and Costello Meet FrankensteinDracula and Wolf-man mustn't have union representation.
Misery (1990)The "hobbling" scene gets me every time.
INSIDIOUS: CHAPTER 2 (2013)...and now Daddy is acting creepy too.
Madhouse (1974)Even with Cushing, VP is the MVP.
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) The Darkside? Not as dark as anticipated.
Prom Night IV: Deliver Us from Evil (1992)Satanic possession is great for your complexion!
Halloween IIIs Loomis a psychiatrist or drama coach?
Friday the 13thI blame Mrs. Voorhees for my sweater-phobia
The Spooky Cinema 8mm Movie Expo 2016 (Day 2)I watched a bunch more 8mm films
Don't Breath (2016)Terrible things happening to awful people. Meh.
I Am Not A Serial KillerSide effects of time traveling include mutation.
Bone Tomahawk (2015)Oh sweet Jesus what the fuck why
We are Still Here (2015)We were There but then we left.
The Thing from Another World (1951)Tagline: "You'll never eat a vegetable again!!!"
In the Mouth of Madness (1995)Yet another reason to never ever read.
Troll 2So endearing I forgot why it's bad
Dr. Butcher, M.D. (1980)"Let's look for cannibals....OH, SHIT! CANNIBALS!"
The Exorcist (1973)Lt. Kinderman - the original AMC Stubs member
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)Didn't understand roach scene, but liked it.
Friday The 13th:The New Blood (1988)Crystal Lake: "Cocoon Pool" of New Jersey?or"They're all going to laugh at this!"
The Howling (1981)Still better than going to church camp.
Shocker (1989): Wes Craven directed this? Shocker.
Innocent Blood (1992)Loggia chews the scenery... and raw meat.orWow, The Sopranos took a weird turn.
The PactUncles Charlies are always kind of dicks.
The Fog (1980)Not mist, so Adrienne Barbeau's son lives.
The Thing (1982)Scientists studying effects of flamethrower on snow.
The Fly (1986)I'm craving some synthetic steak right now.
The Ghost of Frankenstein (1942)Hello Returns, I hear you are diminished.
Lifeforce (1985)I kissed Picard and I liked it.
Demon Knight (1995)You must be inzane not to like!
John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars (2001)Breaking News! Ice is discovered on Mars
The Thing from another world (1951)Always remember to eat all your vegetables.
The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967)It was long. Might still be on.
Poltergeist II (1986)Reverand Kane: the original creepy thin man
She-Wolf of London (1946)No actual She-Wolf, just lots of crazy1
Carrie (1976)Only then did schools begin locking gymnasiums...
John Carpenter's Vampires (1998)James Woods overly obsessed with Priest's wood.
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Peeping Tom (1960)Lets be honest, we like to watch.orDid Redhead have to shout every line?
City of the living dead (1980) Bob wants to get laid. Gets lathed.
Oculus (2013)That monster couldn't even name the dog.
The Greasy Strangler (2016)Tim and Eric + Napolean Dynamite x Nightmares = Fucked
Lights Out (2016)Title misleading you actually want lights on.
Jug Face (2013)Public Service Announcement...Lauren Ashley Carter=AMAZING!
Beam Stoker's Dracula (1992)Keanu's portrayal of legal clerk is fantastic!orSo happy, forgot Monica Bellucci goes topless.
FRAILTY (2001)"Demons are taking over the world." WHOA.
Train To Busan (2016):Safety is in a 150km/hr steel tube
The Wailing (2016):My future reaction EXACTLY to unmurderable corpses
The Red Shoes (2005):Give me the shoes or you DIE!