Child's Play 2 (1990)Lindsay Lohan went method for this role.
Carinval of Souls (1962)It's a Manly Manly, Mansplanining Mans World.
The Gate II: Trespassers (1990)Young Pamela Adlon looks like Demi Moore!
Identity (2003)A quintessential guilty pleasure. I love motels!
Creepshow 2 (1987)"...the guy got creamed, that's what happened!"
The Lodger (1944)Complete reinterpretation adds new layer of intensity.
Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994)Craven teaching an old nightmare new tricks.
Shin Godzilla (2016)Roland Emmerich and Gareth Edwards, please watch.
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)New Line acquires rights, does nothing special
Devil (2010)A confession a day keeps Satan away.
Cabin in the Woods (2012)Damn, I had my money on Merman.
Scream 4 (2011)Meta at dream inside a dream level
Baskin (2015)Kubrick's black mass seemed much more appealing
House of Death (1982) House doesn't appear until 74 minute mark.
The Lost Boys (1987)Sexy saxophone guy is my spirit animal.
Salem's Lot (1979)You cahnt kill Draculah theyuh from heyuh
The Mist (2007)Love the movie. Hate the very end.
It Follows (2014)Not really an issue for frequent fliers.
We Are Still Here (2015) This movie's so slow and talky... AAAHH!!!
The Grudge (2004)Same story; same director; somehow significantly worse.
Cannibal Holocaust (1980)Ugh..ugh...ugh..ugh...ugh...ugh...ugh...
The Grudge 2 (2006)The Godfather 2 of Japanese ghost movies.
The Grudge 3 (2009)The Godfather 3 of Japanese ghost movies.
Dawn of the Dead (1978)Dude, you know how to give abortions?????
Kill List (2011)Before killing a hunchback...do your research!
Idle Hands (1999)1999. Back when Offspring were almost cool.
Vampire Chicks with Chainsaws (2006) You guessed it: Title's the best part.
Scream 2 (1997)I guess Buffy doesn't slay serial killers.
Absurd (1981)If Halloween were Italian and really bad.
The Lords of Salem (2012)So Rob does know words beside "fuck".
The Devils (1971)I wonder if those nuns were repressed.
Poltergeist 3 1988Watching Mirror's in Chicago, Someone's got too!
The Woman in Black (2012)Confirms my fear of clockwork animatronic toys
Re-AnimatorI love her too... In those movies.
Vampyr (1932) There're no vampires like dainty German vampires.
Last House On The Left (1972)Probably the best blowjob I've ever received?
The Greasy Strangler (dir. Jim Hosking 2016)Disgusting, awkward, annoying and all rather heartwarming!!
A Virgin Among the Living Dead (1973) No, I didn't watch this. You're hallucinating.
Macabre (2009)Babies really do keep you young forever.
The Woman (2011)Asshole doesn't bother to offer some lotion.
Bigfoot County (2012)Honestly believe this title is a typo.
Andy Warhol's Flesh for Frankenstein (1973)THAT'S what was in the soup cans?
The Babadook (2014):Mom played that game a lot. Weird?
Jack Goes Home (2016)Excellent. Unnerving. Heavy. Shaye and Culkin shine.
Halloween II (1981)Like watching paint dry in a hospital
Curse of Chucky (2013) Rob Zombie should do a Chucky reboot.
13 CamerasSo that's whose story we were watching?
Let Me In (2010) Blade 2 effects aside, I like it.
The Conjuring 2 (2016)Only Wan could make a tent scary.
My Little Eye (2002)It's bash your brains in Big Brother.
Paranoiac (1963)Or, Oliver Reed's quest for another drink
Father's Day (2011)Things really went downhill for Turbo Kid
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)First time hated talking. Second time, ok.
Grace (2009)I hate my mother in law too.
I Sell the Dead (2008)Fessenden and hobbit walk into a bar...
Eyes of a Stranger (1981)Blind girl shoots better than the A-Team.
Most Likely To Die (2016)Yearbook superlatives are this movie's freeze-frame title-cards.
Night of the Demons:Tenney totally terrorizes trampy teens. Plus bewbs.
Tales From The DarksideI prefer my Lawrence cooked extra crispy.
Session 9 (2001)David Caruso saves movie with "fuck you"
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (2010)Horror movie protagonists should sue flashlight companies.
The Beyond (1981)Unnecessarily long death scenes? Must be Fulci!
Jason X (2001)Tonight on Andromeda: guest star Jason Voorhees
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948):Want "Key and Peele meet the Avengers".
Marvel thought They invented the shared universe!
Slumber Party Massacre (1982)Forget the serial killer, who wants pizza?
Neon Demon Ok I admit, I love Keanu Reeves
The Entity (1982)Discovered a new low in paranormal haunting.
Creepshow 2 (1987)Some fun gore got me through it.
Child's Play (1988)Should be bad, but actually really good.
THE FRIGHTENERS (1996)Fox. Ghosts. Combs. A Busey, even. Everything.
EVIL DEAD II (1987)Why yes -- I DO love Great Things.
HALLOWEEN H2O (1998)Second best after the first. Fight me.
The Silenced (2015):Korean "Carrie" can jump farther than you.
The Doll Master (2004);Time to behead my creepy CabbagePatch Dolls!