Child's Play 2 (1990)Lindsay Lohan went method for this role.
Carinval of Souls (1962)It's a Manly Manly, Mansplanining Mans World.
The Gate II: Trespassers (1990)Young Pamela Adlon looks like Demi Moore!
Identity (2003)A quintessential guilty pleasure. I love motels!
Creepshow 2 (1987)"...the guy got creamed, that's what happened!"
The Lodger (1944)Complete reinterpretation adds new layer of intensity.
Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994)Craven teaching an old nightmare new tricks.
Shin Godzilla (2016)Roland Emmerich and Gareth Edwards, please watch.
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)New Line acquires rights, does nothing special
Devil (2010)A confession a day keeps Satan away.
Cabin in the Woods (2012)Damn, I had my money on Merman.
Scream 4 (2011)Meta at dream inside a dream level
Baskin (2015)Kubrick's black mass seemed much more appealing
House of Death (1982) House doesn't appear until 74 minute mark.
The Lost Boys (1987)Sexy saxophone guy is my spirit animal.
Salem's Lot (1979)You cahnt kill Draculah theyuh from heyuh
The Mist (2007)Love the movie. Hate the very end.
It Follows (2014)Not really an issue for frequent fliers.
We Are Still Here (2015) This movie's so slow and talky... AAAHH!!!
The Grudge (2004)Same story; same director; somehow significantly worse.
Cannibal Holocaust (1980)Ugh..ugh...ugh..ugh...ugh...ugh...ugh...
The Grudge 2 (2006)The Godfather 2 of Japanese ghost movies.
The Grudge 3 (2009)The Godfather 3 of Japanese ghost movies.
Dawn of the Dead (1978)Dude, you know how to give abortions?????
Kill List (2011)Before killing a hunchback...do your research!
Idle Hands (1999)1999. Back when Offspring were almost cool.
Vampire Chicks with Chainsaws (2006) You guessed it: Title's the best part.
Scream 2 (1997)I guess Buffy doesn't slay serial killers.
Absurd (1981)If Halloween were Italian and really bad.
The Lords of Salem (2012)So Rob does know words beside "fuck".
The Devils (1971)I wonder if those nuns were repressed.
Poltergeist 3 1988Watching Mirror's in Chicago, Someone's got too!
The Woman in Black (2012)Confirms my fear of clockwork animatronic toys
Re-AnimatorI love her too... In those movies.
Vampyr (1932) There're no vampires like dainty German vampires.
Last House On The Left (1972)Probably the best blowjob I've ever received?
The Greasy Strangler (dir. Jim Hosking 2016)Disgusting, awkward, annoying and all rather heartwarming!!
A Virgin Among the Living Dead (1973) No, I didn't watch this. You're hallucinating.
Macabre (2009)Babies really do keep you young forever.
The Woman (2011)Asshole doesn't bother to offer some lotion.
Bigfoot County (2012)Honestly believe this title is a typo.
Andy Warhol's Flesh for Frankenstein (1973)THAT'S what was in the soup cans?
The Babadook (2014):Mom played that game a lot. Weird?
Jack Goes Home (2016)Excellent. Unnerving. Heavy. Shaye and Culkin shine.
Halloween II (1981)Like watching paint dry in a hospital
Curse of Chucky (2013) Rob Zombie should do a Chucky reboot.
13 CamerasSo that's whose story we were watching?
Let Me In (2010) Blade 2 effects aside, I like it.
The Conjuring 2 (2016)Only Wan could make a tent scary.
My Little Eye (2002)It's bash your brains in Big Brother.
Paranoiac (1963)Or, Oliver Reed's quest for another drink
Father's Day (2011)Things really went downhill for Turbo Kid
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)First time hated talking. Second time, ok.
Grace (2009)I hate my mother in law too.
I Sell the Dead (2008)Fessenden and hobbit walk into a bar...
Eyes of a Stranger (1981)Blind girl shoots better than the A-Team.
Most Likely To Die (2016)Yearbook superlatives are this movie's freeze-frame title-cards.
Night of the Demons:Tenney totally terrorizes trampy teens. Plus bewbs.
Tales From The DarksideI prefer my Lawrence cooked extra crispy.
Session 9 (2001)David Caruso saves movie with "fuck you"
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (2010)Horror movie protagonists should sue flashlight companies.
The Beyond (1981)Unnecessarily long death scenes? Must be Fulci!
Jason X (2001)Tonight on Andromeda: guest star Jason Voorhees
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948):Want "Key and Peele meet the Avengers".
Marvel thought They invented the shared universe!
Slumber Party Massacre (1982)Forget the serial killer, who wants pizza?
Neon Demon Ok I admit, I love Keanu Reeves
The Entity (1982)Discovered a new low in paranormal haunting.
Creepshow 2 (1987)Some fun gore got me through it.
Child's Play (1988)Should be bad, but actually really good.
THE FRIGHTENERS (1996)Fox. Ghosts. Combs. A Busey, even. Everything.
EVIL DEAD II (1987)Why yes -- I DO love Great Things.
HALLOWEEN H2O (1998)Second best after the first. Fight me.
The Silenced (2015):Korean "Carrie" can jump farther than you.
The Doll Master (2004);Time to behead my creepy CabbagePatch Dolls!
Child's Play 2 (1990)
ReplyDeleteLindsay Lohan went method for this role.
Carinval of Souls (1962)
ReplyDeleteIt's a Manly Manly, Mansplanining Mans World.
The Gate II: Trespassers (1990)
ReplyDeleteYoung Pamela Adlon looks like Demi Moore!
Identity (2003)
ReplyDeleteA quintessential guilty pleasure. I love motels!
Creepshow 2 (1987)
ReplyDelete"...the guy got creamed, that's what happened!"
The Lodger (1944)
ReplyDeleteComplete reinterpretation adds new layer of intensity.
Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994)
ReplyDeleteCraven teaching an old nightmare new tricks.
Shin Godzilla (2016)
ReplyDeleteRoland Emmerich and Gareth Edwards, please watch.
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
ReplyDeleteNew Line acquires rights, does nothing special
Devil (2010)
ReplyDeleteA confession a day keeps Satan away.
Cabin in the Woods (2012)
ReplyDeleteDamn, I had my money on Merman.
Scream 4 (2011)
ReplyDeleteMeta at dream inside a dream level
Baskin (2015)
ReplyDeleteKubrick's black mass seemed much more appealing
House of Death (1982)
ReplyDeleteHouse doesn't appear until 74 minute mark.
The Lost Boys (1987)
ReplyDeleteSexy saxophone guy is my spirit animal.
Salem's Lot (1979)
ReplyDeleteYou cahnt kill Draculah theyuh from heyuh
The Mist (2007)
ReplyDeleteLove the movie. Hate the very end.
It Follows (2014)
ReplyDeleteNot really an issue for frequent fliers.
We Are Still Here (2015)
ReplyDeleteThis movie's so slow and talky... AAAHH!!!
The Grudge (2004)
ReplyDeleteSame story; same director; somehow significantly worse.
Cannibal Holocaust (1980)
ReplyDeleteUgh..ugh...ugh..ugh...ugh...ugh...ugh...
The Grudge 2 (2006)
ReplyDeleteThe Godfather 2 of Japanese ghost movies.
The Grudge 3 (2009)
ReplyDeleteThe Godfather 3 of Japanese ghost movies.
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
ReplyDeleteDude, you know how to give abortions?????
Kill List (2011)
ReplyDeleteBefore killing a hunchback...do your research!
Idle Hands (1999)
ReplyDelete1999. Back when Offspring were almost cool.
Vampire Chicks with Chainsaws (2006)
ReplyDeleteYou guessed it: Title's the best part.
Scream 2 (1997)
ReplyDeleteI guess Buffy doesn't slay serial killers.
Absurd (1981)
ReplyDeleteIf Halloween were Italian and really bad.
The Lords of Salem (2012)
ReplyDeleteSo Rob does know words beside "fuck".
The Devils (1971)
ReplyDeleteI wonder if those nuns were repressed.
Poltergeist 3 1988
ReplyDeleteWatching Mirror's in Chicago, Someone's got too!
The Woman in Black (2012)
ReplyDeleteConfirms my fear of clockwork animatronic toys
Re-Animator
ReplyDeleteI love her too... In those movies.
Vampyr (1932)
ReplyDeleteThere're no vampires like dainty German vampires.
Last House On The Left (1972)
ReplyDeleteProbably the best blowjob I've ever received?
The Greasy Strangler (dir. Jim Hosking 2016)
ReplyDeleteDisgusting, awkward, annoying and all rather heartwarming!!
A Virgin Among the Living Dead (1973)
ReplyDeleteNo, I didn't watch this. You're hallucinating.
Macabre (2009)
ReplyDeleteBabies really do keep you young forever.
The Woman (2011)
ReplyDeleteAsshole doesn't bother to offer some lotion.
Bigfoot County (2012)
ReplyDeleteHonestly believe this title is a typo.
Andy Warhol's Flesh for Frankenstein (1973)
ReplyDeleteTHAT'S what was in the soup cans?
The Babadook (2014):
ReplyDeleteMom played that game a lot. Weird?
Jack Goes Home (2016)
ReplyDeleteExcellent. Unnerving. Heavy. Shaye and Culkin shine.
Halloween II (1981)
ReplyDeleteLike watching paint dry in a hospital
Curse of Chucky (2013)
ReplyDeleteRob Zombie should do a Chucky reboot.
13 Cameras
ReplyDeleteSo that's whose story we were watching?
Let Me In (2010)
ReplyDeleteBlade 2 effects aside, I like it.
The Conjuring 2 (2016)
ReplyDeleteOnly Wan could make a tent scary.
My Little Eye (2002)
ReplyDeleteIt's bash your brains in Big Brother.
Paranoiac (1963)
ReplyDeleteOr, Oliver Reed's quest for another drink
Father's Day (2011)
ReplyDeleteThings really went downhill for Turbo Kid
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
ReplyDeleteFirst time hated talking. Second time, ok.
Grace (2009)
ReplyDeleteI hate my mother in law too.
I Sell the Dead (2008)
ReplyDeleteFessenden and hobbit walk into a bar...
Eyes of a Stranger (1981)
ReplyDeleteBlind girl shoots better than the A-Team.
Most Likely To Die (2016)
ReplyDeleteYearbook superlatives are this movie's freeze-frame title-cards.
Night of the Demons:
ReplyDeleteTenney totally terrorizes trampy teens. Plus bewbs.
Tales From The Darkside
ReplyDeleteI prefer my Lawrence cooked extra crispy.
Session 9 (2001)
ReplyDeleteDavid Caruso saves movie with "fuck you"
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (2010)
ReplyDeleteHorror movie protagonists should sue flashlight companies.
The Beyond (1981)
ReplyDeleteUnnecessarily long death scenes? Must be Fulci!
Jason X (2001)
ReplyDeleteTonight on Andromeda: guest star Jason Voorhees
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948):
ReplyDeleteWant "Key and Peele meet the Avengers".
Marvel thought They invented the shared universe!
DeleteSlumber Party Massacre (1982)
ReplyDeleteForget the serial killer, who wants pizza?
Neon Demon
ReplyDeleteOk I admit, I love Keanu Reeves
The Entity (1982)
ReplyDeleteDiscovered a new low in paranormal haunting.
Creepshow 2 (1987)
ReplyDeleteSome fun gore got me through it.
Child's Play (1988)
ReplyDeleteShould be bad, but actually really good.
THE FRIGHTENERS (1996)
ReplyDeleteFox. Ghosts. Combs. A Busey, even. Everything.
EVIL DEAD II (1987)
ReplyDeleteWhy yes -- I DO love Great Things.
HALLOWEEN H2O (1998)
ReplyDeleteSecond best after the first. Fight me.
The Silenced (2015):
ReplyDeleteKorean "Carrie" can jump farther than you.
The Doll Master (2004);
ReplyDeleteTime to behead my creepy CabbagePatch Dolls!