Monday, October 17, 2016

Scary Movie Challenge VII (Day 17)


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  1. Child's Play 2 (1990)

    Lindsay Lohan went method for this role.

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  2. Carinval of Souls (1962)

    It's a Manly Manly, Mansplanining Mans World.

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  3. The Gate II: Trespassers (1990)
    Young Pamela Adlon looks like Demi Moore!

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  4. Identity (2003)
    A quintessential guilty pleasure. I love motels!

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  5. Creepshow 2 (1987)
    "...the guy got creamed, that's what happened!"

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  6. The Lodger (1944)
    Complete reinterpretation adds new layer of intensity.

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  7. Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994)

    Craven teaching an old nightmare new tricks.

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  8. Shin Godzilla (2016)

    Roland Emmerich and Gareth Edwards, please watch.

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  9. Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)

    New Line acquires rights, does nothing special

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  10. Devil (2010)

    A confession a day keeps Satan away.

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  11. Cabin in the Woods (2012)

    Damn, I had my money on Merman.

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  12. Scream 4 (2011)

    Meta at dream inside a dream level

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  13. Baskin (2015)
    Kubrick's black mass seemed much more appealing

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  14. House of Death (1982)

    House doesn't appear until 74 minute mark.

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  15. The Lost Boys (1987)
    Sexy saxophone guy is my spirit animal.

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  16. Salem's Lot (1979)

    You cahnt kill Draculah theyuh from heyuh

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  17. The Mist (2007)

    Love the movie. Hate the very end.

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  18. It Follows (2014)

    Not really an issue for frequent fliers.

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  19. We Are Still Here (2015)

    This movie's so slow and talky... AAAHH!!!

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  20. The Grudge (2004)

    Same story; same director; somehow significantly worse.

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  21. Cannibal Holocaust (1980)

    Ugh..ugh...ugh..ugh...ugh...ugh...ugh...

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  22. The Grudge 2 (2006)

    The Godfather 2 of Japanese ghost movies.

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  23. The Grudge 3 (2009)

    The Godfather 3 of Japanese ghost movies.

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  24. Dawn of the Dead (1978)

    Dude, you know how to give abortions?????

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  25. Kill List (2011)

    Before killing a hunchback...do your research!

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  26. Idle Hands (1999)

    1999. Back when Offspring were almost cool.

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  27. Vampire Chicks with Chainsaws (2006)

    You guessed it: Title's the best part.

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  28. Scream 2 (1997)

    I guess Buffy doesn't slay serial killers.

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  29. Absurd (1981)

    If Halloween were Italian and really bad.

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  30. The Lords of Salem (2012)

    So Rob does know words beside "fuck".

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  31. The Devils (1971)

    I wonder if those nuns were repressed.

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  32. Poltergeist 3 1988

    Watching Mirror's in Chicago, Someone's got too!

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  33. The Woman in Black (2012)

    Confirms my fear of clockwork animatronic toys

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  34. Re-Animator

    I love her too... In those movies.

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  35. Vampyr (1932)

    There're no vampires like dainty German vampires.

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  36. Last House On The Left (1972)

    Probably the best blowjob I've ever received?

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  37. The Greasy Strangler (dir. Jim Hosking 2016)

    Disgusting, awkward, annoying and all rather heartwarming!!

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  38. A Virgin Among the Living Dead (1973)

    No, I didn't watch this. You're hallucinating.

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  39. Macabre (2009)
    Babies really do keep you young forever.

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  40. The Woman (2011)
    Asshole doesn't bother to offer some lotion.

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  41. Bigfoot County (2012)

    Honestly believe this title is a typo.

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  42. Andy Warhol's Flesh for Frankenstein (1973)

    THAT'S what was in the soup cans?

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  43. The Babadook (2014):

    Mom played that game a lot. Weird?

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  44. Jack Goes Home (2016)

    Excellent. Unnerving. Heavy. Shaye and Culkin shine.

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  45. Halloween II (1981)

    Like watching paint dry in a hospital

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  46. Curse of Chucky (2013)
    Rob Zombie should do a Chucky reboot.

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  47. 13 Cameras

    So that's whose story we were watching?

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  48. Let Me In (2010)

    Blade 2 effects aside, I like it.

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  49. The Conjuring 2 (2016)

    Only Wan could make a tent scary.

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  50. My Little Eye (2002)

    It's bash your brains in Big Brother.

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  51. Paranoiac (1963)

    Or, Oliver Reed's quest for another drink

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  52. Father's Day (2011)

    Things really went downhill for Turbo Kid

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  53. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

    First time hated talking. Second time, ok.

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  54. Grace (2009)

    I hate my mother in law too.

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  55. I Sell the Dead (2008)

    Fessenden and hobbit walk into a bar...

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  56. Eyes of a Stranger (1981)

    Blind girl shoots better than the A-Team.

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  57. Most Likely To Die (2016)

    Yearbook superlatives are this movie's freeze-frame title-cards.

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  58. Night of the Demons:
    Tenney totally terrorizes trampy teens. Plus bewbs.

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  59. Tales From The Darkside

    I prefer my Lawrence cooked extra crispy.

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  60. Session 9 (2001)
    David Caruso saves movie with "fuck you"

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  61. Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (2010)

    Horror movie protagonists should sue flashlight companies.

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  62. The Beyond (1981)

    Unnecessarily long death scenes? Must be Fulci!

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  63. Jason X (2001)

    Tonight on Andromeda: guest star Jason Voorhees

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  64. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948):

    Want "Key and Peele meet the Avengers".

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  65. Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

    Forget the serial killer, who wants pizza?

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  66. Neon Demon

    Ok I admit, I love Keanu Reeves

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  67. The Entity (1982)

    Discovered a new low in paranormal haunting.

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  68. Creepshow 2 (1987)

    Some fun gore got me through it.

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  69. Child's Play (1988)
    Should be bad, but actually really good.

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  70. THE FRIGHTENERS (1996)

    Fox. Ghosts. Combs. A Busey, even. Everything.

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  71. EVIL DEAD II (1987)

    Why yes -- I DO love Great Things.

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  72. HALLOWEEN H2O (1998)

    Second best after the first. Fight me.

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  73. The Silenced (2015):

    Korean "Carrie" can jump farther than you.

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  74. The Doll Master (2004);

    Time to behead my creepy CabbagePatch Dolls!

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