Sunday, October 16, 2016

Scary Movie Challenge VII (Day 16)


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  1. The Bees (1978)

    The movie that proves M. Night's intentions.

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  2. The Thing (1982)
    This is a perfect film. Absolutely perfect.

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  3. Jaws (1975)
    My girlfriend = "They need a bigger...Ohmyfuckingshit"!!!

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  4. Fade To Black (1980)
    Imitation is the highest form of battery

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  5. Feast (2005):

    Decent, but wishes it was Demon Knight.

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  6. Alien (1979) at The New Beverly

    Sigourney underwear scene even better in 35mm.

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  7. Coma (1978)
    Anything that can go worng, goes worng

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  8. After two crazy busy weeks I can finally join in on the fun :)

    John Carpenter's Vampires (1998)

    The next reassessed Carpenter classic? Probs not.

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  9. Sleepaway Camp (1983) - with commentary
    Penis joke counter still not at capacity.

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  10. Don't go in the House 1979

    Mother says 80's Era Horror Rocks, ERA!

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  11. Southbound (2015)
    All roads "meat" in the end.

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  12. Spider Baby (1967)
    Oh what Merrye tangled webs we weave.

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  13. Tales from the Darkside The Movie (1990)

    Puppeteers that operated William Hickey are amazing.

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  14. Leatherface, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 1990

    My favourite Spooky gas station clerk, "Bitch"

    OR
    WAIT! Cabin in the woods was Meta?

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      Leatherface was still Scary before the Metachlorines

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  15. Castle Freak (1995)

    This freak is really Crampton my style.

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  16. Texas Chainsaw Massacre(1974)

    Cannibal family enjoys their meals on wheels

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  17. Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

    Because every horror franchise needs a baby.

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  18. Silver Bullet (1985)

    Sultry, heroic preacher saves thankless town's soul.

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  19. 30 Days of Night (2007)

    Wow. Turns out vampires speak Klingon fluently.

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  20. Dracula (1931)

    Wait a minute that's not Martin Landau

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  21. Exit Humanity (2011)
    Civil War zombies. Animation cuts. Good effort.

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  22. Dolly Dearest (1991)

    So boring! At least Chucky made wisecracks.

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  23. A Horrible Way to Die

    Twists like this woulda helped Blair Witch

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  24. What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962)

    "Look, that lady's ice cream is melting."

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  25. Rosemary's Baby (1968)

    one night stands are always so awkward

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  26. Drag me to Hell 2009

    Sam Raimi's fore-shadowing Brexit and Donald Trump

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  27. Street Trash (1987):

    Apparently used three different sized penis props.

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  28. Bleed (2016)

    They're hunting ghosts... just for fun? Sheesh.

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  29. Scream (1996)

    Just let it go to voicemail, Drew.

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  30. The Thing (1982)

    Grenades: Slippery when Swedish. I mean Norwegian

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  31. Gojira (1954)

    Title's Japanese for "nuclear bomb grief processor".

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  32. The Bird With the Crystal Plumage (1970)

    Where are these actors voices coming from?

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  33. Little Deaths (2011)
    Everyone's a big dick in this anthology.

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  34. Carnival of Souls (1962) [Off Beat Cinema on RetroTV]

    Mary wouldn't be caught dead in Kansas

    or

    Utah's entire goth community parties at SaltAir

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  35. Seven Footprints to Satan (1929)
    "Uncle Joe buys nephew ticket to hell"

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  36. Dr. Butcher, M.D. (1980)
    Adding new element to splatter films: Racism!

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  37. Torso (1973)
    "He is a painter, not a butcher."

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  38. Death Line (a.k.a. Raw Meat) (1972)
    "Caveman tours London Underground in real time."

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  39. Third Dimensional Murder (1941)
    "Great-- finally got to see in 3-D!"

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  40. Videodrome (1983)
    Oh shit! Where did my remote go?

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  41. The Mist (2007)

    CGI looks OK in black & white.

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  42. Cujo (1983)

    Man's best friend is a competent mechanic.

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  43. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
    Sublime-- what else can you really say?

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  44. Invisible Monster (1958)
    "Invisible? Yes, sometimes. Monster? That's a stretch."

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  45. Dead Silence (2007)

    In space... Mary Shaw can't hurt you.

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  46. Pandorum

    Quaidorum: Best Dennis Quaid movie since Innerquaid

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  47. The Devil (1972)

    It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad movie!

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  48. Patch Town (2014)

    "Cabbage Patch Kids" joke is intentional, correct?

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  49. Friday The 13th:The New Blood (88)

    Lar Park Lincoln is fun to say

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  50. The Boxer's Omen (1983)

    Put me off eating crocodile for life!

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  51. The Night of Something Strange (2016)

    "Cabin Fever" plus "American Pie" equals unfunny.

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  52. A Tale of Two Sisters (2003)

    This stepmom is the worst! Wait, what?

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  53. Wither (2012)

    Anyone know what groovy is in Swedish?

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  54. I Am Not a Serial Killer (2016)
    Christopher Lloyd has gotten really really old.

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  55. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
    Frankie says: don't dream it, be it!

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  56. Hotel Transylvania (2012)
    If it makes kids like monsters, ok.

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  57. Seven Footprints to Satan (1929):

    Wait, you can skip steps? Adios, Satan!

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  58. From Beyond (1986):
    Glands Expand;
    Sights Unplanned,
    From Distant Land.

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  59. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

    Kane Hodder's Jason is the best, period

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  60. Seven Footprints to Satan

    Because capitalism is the work of Satan!

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  61. Doctor Butcher M.D. (aka Zombie Holocaust)

    Racist? Or is it making a point?

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  62. Torso

    Print was literally stained pink with blood!

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  63. Fermat's Room

    Finally, a horror movie for Math nerds.

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  64. Raw Meat (aka Death Line)

    Pleasance makes this boring movie more pleasant.

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  65. Street Trash

    I need some Viper after that movie.

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  66. Another Evil

    Believers in demonstrably false shit are terrifying.

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  67. Jeepers Creepers 2

    "Lick the window... just like that... good..."

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  68. Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Song's stuck in my he-a-ad, he-a-ad, he-a-ad

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  69. Eyes of Fire

    Hadn't heard of it. Crazy good surprise.

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  70. Trick 'r Treat(2009)

    Does that Sam get around or what?

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  71. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)

    Don't worry, Helgeland, you'll win an Oscar.

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  72. Eye of the Cat

    Hitchcock-loving Joseph Stefano combines Vertigo, The Birds.

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  73. Popcorn

    Our audience was nothing like that audience*

    *emphasis ambiguous†

    †that's not cheating, is it? If so, sorry!

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  74. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

    Dracula and Wolf-man mustn't have union representation.

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  75. Misery (1990)

    The "hobbling" scene gets me every time.

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  76. INSIDIOUS: CHAPTER 2 (2013)

    ...and now Daddy is acting creepy too.

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  77. Madhouse (1974)

    Even with Cushing, VP is the MVP.

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  78. Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)

    The Darkside? Not as dark as anticipated.

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  79. Prom Night IV: Deliver Us from Evil (1992)

    Satanic possession is great for your complexion!

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  80. Halloween II

    Is Loomis a psychiatrist or drama coach?

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  81. Friday the 13th

    I blame Mrs. Voorhees for my sweater-phobia

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  82. The Spooky Cinema 8mm Movie Expo 2016 (Day 2)

    I watched a bunch more 8mm films

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  83. Don't Breath (2016)

    Terrible things happening to awful people. Meh.

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  84. I Am Not A Serial Killer

    Side effects of time traveling include mutation.

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  85. Bone Tomahawk (2015)
    Oh sweet Jesus what the fuck why

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  86. We are Still Here (2015)
    We were There but then we left.

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  87. The Thing from Another World (1951)

    Tagline: "You'll never eat a vegetable again!!!"

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  88. In the Mouth of Madness (1995)

    Yet another reason to never ever read.

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  89. Troll 2

    So endearing I forgot why it's bad

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  90. Dr. Butcher, M.D. (1980)

    "Let's look for cannibals....OH, SHIT! CANNIBALS!"

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  91. The Exorcist (1973)

    Lt. Kinderman - the original AMC Stubs member

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  92. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)

    Didn't understand roach scene, but liked it.

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  93. Friday The 13th:The New Blood (1988)

    Crystal Lake: "Cocoon Pool" of New Jersey?

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    "They're all going to laugh at this!"

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  94. The Howling (1981)

    Still better than going to church camp.

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  95. Shocker (1989): Wes Craven directed this? Shocker.

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  96. Innocent Blood (1992)

    Loggia chews the scenery... and raw meat.

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    Wow, The Sopranos took a weird turn.

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  97. The Pact

    Uncles Charlies are always kind of dicks.

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  98. The Fog (1980)
    Not mist, so Adrienne Barbeau's son lives.

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  99. The Thing (1982)
    Scientists studying effects of flamethrower on snow.

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  100. The Fly (1986)

    I'm craving some synthetic steak right now.

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  101. The Ghost of Frankenstein (1942)

    Hello Returns, I hear you are diminished.

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  102. Lifeforce (1985)

    I kissed Picard and I liked it.

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  103. Demon Knight (1995)

    You must be inzane not to like!

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  104. John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars (2001)

    Breaking News! Ice is discovered on Mars

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  105. The Thing from another world (1951)

    Always remember to eat all your vegetables.

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  106. The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967)

    It was long. Might still be on.

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  107. Poltergeist II (1986)
    Reverand Kane: the original creepy thin man

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  108. She-Wolf of London (1946)

    No actual She-Wolf, just lots of crazy1

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  109. Carrie (1976)

    Only then did schools begin locking gymnasiums...

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  110. John Carpenter's Vampires (1998)

    James Woods overly obsessed with Priest's wood.

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  112. Peeping Tom (1960)

    Lets be honest, we like to watch.

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    Did Redhead have to shout every line?

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  113. City of the living dead (1980)

    Bob wants to get laid. Gets lathed.

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  114. Oculus (2013)
    That monster couldn't even name the dog.

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  115. The Greasy Strangler (2016)

    Tim and Eric + Napolean Dynamite x Nightmares = Fucked

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  116. Lights Out (2016)

    Title misleading you actually want lights on.

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  117. Jug Face (2013)

    Public Service Announcement...Lauren Ashley Carter=AMAZING!

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  118. Beam Stoker's Dracula (1992)

    Keanu's portrayal of legal clerk is fantastic!

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    So happy, forgot Monica Bellucci goes topless.

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  119. FRAILTY (2001)

    "Demons are taking over the world." WHOA.

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  120. Train To Busan (2016):

    Safety is in a 150km/hr steel tube

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  121. The Wailing (2016):

    My future reaction EXACTLY to unmurderable corpses

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  122. The Red Shoes (2005):

    Give me the shoes or you DIE!

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