Thursday, October 27, 2016

Scary Movie Challenge VII (Day 27)


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  1. Lucio Fulci's THE HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY (1980) in 35mm at Anthology Film Archives' 'The Genre Terrorist: Lucio Fulci' Retrospective for the first time.

    Home invasion premise, supernatural atmosphere, sci-fi resolution.

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  2. The Queen of Spades (1949)
    Critics bamboozled me again! Beautiful, not horror.

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  3. The Ninth Gate (1999)

    Spoiler: the ninth gate is Depp's dick

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  4. Taste the Blood of Dracula (1970)
    ...Tastes funny... Tastes like paint... and wood.

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  5. Amityville 2 The Possession (1982)

    I really incest that you watch this.

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  6. Dark Night Of The Scarecrow (1981)

    Surprisingly little scarecrow in this scarecrow movie.

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  7. Organ (1996)
    Tokyo, 1996: Bleeding Japanese people screaming nonstop.

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  8. What we do in the Shadows (2014)

    A documentary of my university years, seriously

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  9. Hannibal (2001)

    Hey whats for dinner? Oh, a Goodfella.

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  10. Silence Of The Lambs (1991)

    Goodbye hooooorses. whoa goodbye penis too, ah!

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  11. From Beyond (1986)

    Opening your minds eye really kinda sucks

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  12. Scream 2 (1997)
    $7.50 movie ticket, those were the days.

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  13. Night of the living dead 1990

    Zombie movies are the definitely Fizzest drink

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  14. Tales From The Hood

    Strangely still relevant today. RIP Michael Massee.

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  15. Cat's Eye (1985)
    Compared to the cat, James is Wooden.

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  16. The Witch (2016)

    Witchy, what a Goodwyfe thou willst be.

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  17. Night of the Demons 2010

    Monica keena or Diora Baird? Ok, Both

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  18. Friday the 13th VI: Jason Lives (1986)

    Where the hell are health and safety.

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  19. Son of Frankenstein (1939)

    Frankenstein's Monster exhibits least desirable assassin qualities.

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  20. Evil Dead II (1987)

    Blood spills. Deadite kills. Groovy Ash thrills.

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  21. The Boy (2016)
    Not what I expected from Brahms' latest.

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  22. Curse of Chucky (2014)
    Has more endings (and chili) than Clue.

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  23. Exorcist III (1990)

    This movie is Blairingly Linda bare. (Sorry.)

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  24. Onibaba 1964

    Elric kane made me wear this mask

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  25. Final Destination (2000)

    Rube Goldberg: Portrait of a Serial Killer

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  26. The Black Cat (1934)

    Since when is Lugosi taller than Karloff?

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  27. Deep Red (1975)

    Sleepy + Italian horror = that person did it??

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  28. Cronos (1993)

    I want to always be in Guillermo-land

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  29. The Ship of Monsters a/k/a La Nave De Los Monstruos (1959)

    Zok the talking skeleton...enough for me.

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  30. Rats: Nights of Terror (1984)

    "Terror" = Grown adults can be this stupid

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    Many animals are harmed making Italian movies.

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  31. The Mist (2007)
    I both love and hate the ending.

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  32. The Purge: Anarchy (2014)
    I'd go steal energy drinks and burritos.

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  33. C.H.U.D. (1984)

    Gets the award for most talent wasted.

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  34. The Boogeyman (1980)

    Scared me as a kid. Still creepy!

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  35. Perfect Sisters (2014)

    Get away with murder by being adorable.

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  36. Kidnapped (2010)

    I want October to be over now.

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  37. Stitches (2012)
    I mean funny like I'm a clown.

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  38. The Thing (1982)

    If aliens didn't get them, diebeetus would.

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  39. Silent Hill (2006):

    Creepy effects and badass women. Criminally underrated.

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  40. Halloween (1978)

    This movie still totally holds up. Totally.

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  41. City of the Living Dead (1980)

    Lazy union gravediggers: burial first, THEN coffee.

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  42. The Strangers

    Protagonists somehow under-react and over-react to everything

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  43. Oculus (2015)

    The mirror really pulls the room together.

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  44. 1408 (2007)

    When the Carpenters sing, shit gets real.

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  45. Phenomena

    Almost unwatchable, but end slight redeems it.

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  46. Lights Out (2016)

    Screenwriting rule #1: Show, don't shit exposition.

    Phantasm Remastered (1979)

    Italian horror meets suburban boyhood fantasies.

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  47. Spring (2014)

    Tentacle porn, better in the original Japanese.

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  48. The Fourth Kind (2009)

    Where are all the cool aliens at?

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  49. The Ghost of Frankenstein (1942)

    Everything has taken a step down in quality

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  50. Return of the Living Dead (1985)

    Literally gets better every time I watch

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  51. The "Final" Destination a.k.a. Final Destination 4 (2009)

    Low point in series know for consistency

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  52. A Bucket of Blood (1957)

    Murdered Man eerily resembles V/H/S photo above.

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  53. Return Of The Living Dead Part II (1988)

    Don't ever trust a zombie for directions.

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  54. The Haunted Palace (1963)

    Two Vincents for the Price of one.

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  55. The Sentinel (1977)

    Burgess Meredith throws incredible cat birthday parties.

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  56. Beyond the Walls (2016 Miniseries)

    Beautiful, haunting, and worth the Shudder subscription.

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  57. House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
    The house has got to smell, right?

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  58. The Invisible Man (1933)

    The finale was a real barn burner.

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  59. I Madman (1989)
    I mad for Jenny Wright too, man.

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  60. Lady in White (1988)

    I just got whiplash and liked it.

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  61. Curse of Chucky (2013)
    Fiona Dourif is worth all the chili.

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