Rifftrax Live! CARNIVAL OF SOULS (1962) in theaters for the first time.Somehow girl touching her organ made dull.
THE HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW (1980) on Amazon Prime for the first time.Basically "Black Christmas," minus Christmas or Billy.
Ghost Dad (1990)After you know what...Movie got scary
An American Werewolf in london (1981)Wait there are fucking Nazis in this
The ChangelingThat kids wheelchair still freaks me out
Evil Dead II (1987) Still cleaner than my basement right now
ThanksKilling (2009)Harder to watch than JonBenet Ramsey's legs.
Dead Alive (1992)LOTR misses out not having Gore Gags
Bloody Pit of Horror (1965)Corrupted the harmony of my perfect body.
Dawn of the Dead (1978)Spent to much to see pie fight
Dawn of the Dead (2004)Modern Family is an asshole in this
Bad Moon (1996)Moon isn't the only bad thing here
The Candy Snatchers I smiled when the bell stopped ringing
Hannibal (2001)Served with razor sliced garlic so fine...
The Gorgon (1964)Two Doctor Whos plus Christopher Lee. Recommended.
Identity (2003)Pro tip: Never trust your inner child.
Seed of Chucky (2004)Deliberately progressive or progressive simply by accident?
The Evil of Frankenstein (1964)The Evil of bad special effects makeup.
Uzumaki (2000)Someday I'll get J-Horror. Not today, though.
Tomie (1999)Un-killable demon girlfriend gives really bad head.
Drácula (1931)More Béla Tarr than Lugosi. Very trying.
The House by the Cemetery (1981)Bob Bob. Bob. Bob Bob Bob...... bob.
The Unholy (1988)Slow burn to bonkers creature-filled ending.
The Corspe Grinders (1971)Turned my morning into screaming, savage blood-death!orYou have cat to be kitten me!
The Mangler (dir. Tobe Hooper 1995)This mangle sure has some "pressing" issues...orNever underestimate the influence of laundry owners!!
The Beast of Xmoor (2014) More talking about monster than actual monster.
I Married a Monster from Outer Space! (1958)A cynical, gender-swapped Body Snatchers. Neat!
The Purge: Election Year (2016)Only slightly crazier than the actual election.
Mighty Joe Young (1949)He's the most lovable movie monster ever!
Psycho II (1983)Masterwork in genteel tastelessness. Wanna rewatch Antibirth.
Steven King's Pet Sematary II (1989)Eff: ClancyMarry: Anthony EdwardsKill: Furlong
The Birds II: Land's End (1994)Comfy dollop'a birdshit. I miss Alan Smithee!
The Gruesome Twosome (1967)Surprisingly normal for HGL. Ripe for remakin'!
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers 1989Working Title: The Torment of Donald Pleasence
Freddy Vs Jason (2003)Ronny Yu gave it a nice try.
I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House (2016)"February"? Incredible. This? Great. 2 for 2!
Onibaba (1964)And the moral is: let people fuck?
Deep Red (1975)Can films get any more bad ass?
Curtains (1983)Tonya Harding perfectly cast in ice-skating scene
I am Legend (2010) Will Smith ACT-ing with a capital ACT.
Oops. It was 2007.
Patrick (1978)Pioneering pre-internet MRA trolls via typewriter/telekinesis.
Tremors (1990)What monsters can't kill, Pamela Voorhees can.
It Follows (2015)A deadly, slutty game of hot potato.
Halloween (1978) Mike Myers first comedic endeavor is murder.
Curse of Chucky (2013)They really earn that Hormel chili endorsement.
Under The Skin (2013)The perfect movie for a sleepless 3.56am
Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)This would have swept the Casper Awards.
Salem's Lot (1979)No seriously, why's it called Air Dancer?
Jason X (2001)Is this when they jumped the shark?
Invasion of the Blood Farmers (1972)They invaded my heart! (Then farmed it.)
Demons (1985) Seriously, it just fuckin' delivers every time!
Mad Love (1935)Doctor loves sado shows... Get second opinion.
The House of the Devil (2009)Why doesn't everyone sound like Tom Noonan?
The Cave (2005)Am I alone in liking this? Echo...
Slaughter High (1986)Christopher Nolan, confirmed fan of Slaughter High.
The Exorcist (1973)Can't shake that neck blood drawing scene.
Pontypool (2008)Great movie... Great Movie... Great Movie...Great.
Barn of the Naked Dead (1974)Minimal death/nudity, but one impressive barn.
Godzilla (2014) Now I want Scarlet Witch vs. Godzilla.
Pontypool (2008)Revoir cela en anglais pourrait vous tuer!
La magie se trouve dans les mots.
Halloween II (1981)Brother visits his sister at the hospital.
Silver BulletAnd Uncle of the Year goes to...
Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)Definitely has redeeming qualities... but no balls.
The Devil's Rejects (2005)That was some Lando Calrissian shit, Charlie.
It Lives Again (1978)Prequel to They Live or The Accountant?
Magic (1978)You could learn a lot from Fats.
Boo! A Medea Halloween (2016)Yeah...I really don't make good decisions.
Final Destination 3 (2006)Craving pleasant color palette and Mary Winstead.
The Exorcise (1973)Oh no! Pazuzu's possessed my stove again!
Tusk (2014)Horror short mated with circus clown, eh?
ThanksKilling 3 (2012)Well, it's better than the Aqua Teen movie.
Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981)Many ways to die on a farm
The Hollow (2015)Blah followed by a side of blah.
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)Song is stuck in my head...forever.
Waxwork (1988)Stop trying to make wax happen, movies.
It (1990)Deadlights! They all float! Beep beep, Richie!
The Conjuring That double clap is some quality creep.
"Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence":"Marty" for achromotopsic, scatophilic, sociopathic, sociopathic sadists.
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EDIT to fix typo:"Marty" for achromotopsic, scatophilic, sociopathic, hematomaniacal sadists.