Friday, October 28, 2016

Scary Movie Challenge VII (Day 28)


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  1. Rifftrax Live! CARNIVAL OF SOULS (1962) in theaters for the first time.

    Somehow girl touching her organ made dull.

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  2. THE HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW (1980) on Amazon Prime for the first time.

    Basically "Black Christmas," minus Christmas or Billy.

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  3. Ghost Dad (1990)

    After you know what...Movie got scary

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  4. An American Werewolf in london (1981)

    Wait there are fucking Nazis in this

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  5. The Changeling

    That kids wheelchair still freaks me out

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  6. Evil Dead II (1987)

    Still cleaner than my basement right now

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  7. ThanksKilling (2009)
    Harder to watch than JonBenet Ramsey's legs.

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  8. Dead Alive (1992)

    LOTR misses out not having Gore Gags

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  9. Bloody Pit of Horror (1965)
    Corrupted the harmony of my perfect body.

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  10. Dawn of the Dead (1978)

    Spent to much to see pie fight

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  11. Dawn of the Dead (2004)

    Modern Family is an asshole in this

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  12. Bad Moon (1996)

    Moon isn't the only bad thing here

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  13. The Candy Snatchers

    I smiled when the bell stopped ringing

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  14. Hannibal (2001)

    Served with razor sliced garlic so fine...

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  15. The Gorgon (1964)

    Two Doctor Whos plus Christopher Lee. Recommended.

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  16. Identity (2003)

    Pro tip: Never trust your inner child.

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  17. Seed of Chucky (2004)

    Deliberately progressive or progressive simply by accident?

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  18. The Evil of Frankenstein (1964)

    The Evil of bad special effects makeup.

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  19. Uzumaki (2000)
    Someday I'll get J-Horror. Not today, though.

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  20. Tomie (1999)
    Un-killable demon girlfriend gives really bad head.

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  21. Drácula (1931)
    More Béla Tarr than Lugosi. Very trying.

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  22. The House by the Cemetery (1981)

    Bob Bob. Bob. Bob Bob Bob.

    ..... bob.

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  23. The Unholy (1988)

    Slow burn to bonkers creature-filled ending.

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  24. The Corspe Grinders (1971)
    Turned my morning into screaming, savage blood-death!
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    You have cat to be kitten me!

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  25. The Mangler (dir. Tobe Hooper 1995)

    This mangle sure has some "pressing" issues...

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    Never underestimate the influence of laundry owners!!

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  26. The Beast of Xmoor (2014)

    More talking about monster than actual monster.

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  27. I Married a Monster from Outer Space! (1958)
    A cynical, gender-swapped Body Snatchers. Neat!

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  28. The Purge: Election Year (2016)

    Only slightly crazier than the actual election.

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  29. Mighty Joe Young (1949)

    He's the most lovable movie monster ever!

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  30. Psycho II (1983)
    Masterwork in genteel tastelessness. Wanna rewatch Antibirth.

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  31. Steven King's Pet Sematary II (1989)

    Eff: Clancy
    Marry: Anthony Edwards
    Kill: Furlong

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  32. The Birds II: Land's End (1994)
    Comfy dollop'a birdshit. I miss Alan Smithee!

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  33. The Gruesome Twosome (1967)
    Surprisingly normal for HGL. Ripe for remakin'!

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  34. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers 1989
    Working Title: The Torment of Donald Pleasence

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  35. Freddy Vs Jason (2003)

    Ronny Yu gave it a nice try.

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  36. I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House (2016)

    "February"? Incredible. This? Great. 2 for 2!

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  37. Onibaba (1964)

    And the moral is: let people fuck?

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  38. Deep Red (1975)

    Can films get any more bad ass?

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  39. Curtains (1983)

    Tonya Harding perfectly cast in ice-skating scene

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  40. I am Legend (2010)

    Will Smith ACT-ing with a capital ACT.

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  41. Patrick (1978)
    Pioneering pre-internet MRA trolls via typewriter/telekinesis.

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  42. Tremors (1990)

    What monsters can't kill, Pamela Voorhees can.

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  43. It Follows (2015)

    A deadly, slutty game of hot potato.

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  44. Halloween (1978)

    Mike Myers first comedic endeavor is murder.

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  45. Curse of Chucky (2013)

    They really earn that Hormel chili endorsement.

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  46. Under The Skin (2013)

    The perfect movie for a sleepless 3.56am

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  47. Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)

    This would have swept the Casper Awards.

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  48. Salem's Lot (1979)

    No seriously, why's it called Air Dancer?

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  49. Jason X (2001)

    Is this when they jumped the shark?

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  50. Invasion of the Blood Farmers (1972)
    They invaded my heart! (Then farmed it.)

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  51. Demons (1985)

    Seriously, it just fuckin' delivers every time!

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  52. Mad Love (1935)

    Doctor loves sado shows... Get second opinion.

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  53. The House of the Devil (2009)

    Why doesn't everyone sound like Tom Noonan?

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  54. The Cave (2005)

    Am I alone in liking this? Echo...

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  55. Slaughter High (1986)

    Christopher Nolan, confirmed fan of Slaughter High.

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  56. The Exorcist (1973)

    Can't shake that neck blood drawing scene.

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  57. Pontypool (2008)

    Great movie... Great Movie... Great Movie...Great.

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  58. Barn of the Naked Dead (1974)
    Minimal death/nudity, but one impressive barn.

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  59. Godzilla (2014)

    Now I want Scarlet Witch vs. Godzilla.

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  60. Pontypool (2008)

    Revoir cela en anglais pourrait vous tuer!

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  61. Halloween II (1981)

    Brother visits his sister at the hospital.

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  62. Silver Bullet

    And Uncle of the Year goes to...

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  63. Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)

    Definitely has redeeming qualities... but no balls.

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  64. The Devil's Rejects (2005)
    That was some Lando Calrissian shit, Charlie.

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  65. It Lives Again (1978)
    Prequel to They Live or The Accountant?

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  66. Magic (1978)

    You could learn a lot from Fats.

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  67. Boo! A Medea Halloween (2016)

    Yeah...I really don't make good decisions.

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  68. Final Destination 3 (2006)

    Craving pleasant color palette and Mary Winstead.

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  69. The Exorcise (1973)

    Oh no! Pazuzu's possessed my stove again!

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  70. Tusk (2014)
    Horror short mated with circus clown, eh?

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  71. ThanksKilling 3 (2012)
    Well, it's better than the Aqua Teen movie.

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  72. Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981)
    Many ways to die on a farm

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  73. The Hollow (2015)

    Blah followed by a side of blah.

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  74. Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)

    Song is stuck in my head...forever.

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  75. Waxwork (1988)
    Stop trying to make wax happen, movies.

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  76. It (1990)
    Deadlights! They all float! Beep beep, Richie!

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  77. The Conjuring

    That double clap is some quality creep.

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  78. "Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence":

    "Marty" for achromotopsic, scatophilic, sociopathic, sociopathic sadists.

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    2. EDIT to fix typo:

      "Marty" for achromotopsic, scatophilic, sociopathic, hematomaniacal sadists.

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