The Hills have eyes 1977 A very abrupt ending. Just like this
The Hills have eyes featurette. Craven on revisiting Hills 230 thousand was considered low budget once
Scanners (1981)Popping veins and grinding jaws equals great climax
Bride Of Frankenstein (1935)Gods and Monsters arre mmmy onnnnly weeeeeakness
Evil Dead 2 (1987)Please give Bruce Campbell a hand everyone
These are amazing! High five.
Back at ya both
High fives all around!
Scanners (1981) Dir. David CronenbergAccidently bought instruction manual for Xerox DocuMate-4700B.
Mother's Day (2010) Dir. Darren Lynn BousmanAmong Dr. Phil's most intense episodes ever.
Light's Out (2016)Ultraviolet light's frequency should hurt Diana more.
Demon Knight (1995)Bullets are harder to stockpile than grenades.
Get that pussy off the table. Epic
Black Swan (2010)Oh, we all know Hershey was watching.
Lords of Salem (2012) Dir. Rob ZombieBro we gotta deliver the fuckin' Antichrist!
Lifeforce (1985)Aliens too sexy, couldn’t focus on plot.
A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)Most popular character was child molester, 80s.
Gerald's Game (2017)King adaptation incorrectly labeled unfilmmable, actually unwatchable.
Friday The 13th Part VIIIJason goes to Manhattan for 20 minutes.
Part 8. Jason takes a boat trip
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You mean, Carla Gugino, or did this go way over my head?
Hang on, are these different people ;)
God damn first night and I'm already screwing up!! Oh well!
Lindsay! Put it back up. Gugino is wonderful but you know what. She sucks at ground and pounds. Doesn't fit with the movie (maybe haven't caught it yet) but still very cool.
Maxim Xul (1991, dir. Arthur Egeli)Xul love Adam West's goatee! (nothing else.)Tales from Beyond (2004, dir. Various)Adam West's "Outer Limits"! (of watchable filmmaking.)
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985): I'm sorry. I just don't see it.
Nightmare 1 & 2 kind of have the same dynamic as Texas Chainsaw 1 & 2; Nightmare 2 works so well for me partly because of how opposite it is from its progenitor.
Holy fuck that’s funny.
Fright Night (1985)Jerry Dandridge is actually a fruit bat.
Body Bags (1993):You can see Luke Skywalker's dangling penis.
Gerald's Game (2017):New meaning to "Pardon my wet glove."
Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959) More Tor going full bore, por favor.
Wish Upon (2017)I want saxophonist garbage sifting dad spin-off.
Geralds Game (2017)Maybe next time buy the fake handcuffs.
The Last Winter (2006, dir. Larry Fessenden)Connie Britton so hot, caused global warming.
Species (1995)Who's brave enough to say it next?
It's better than Alien..................3
That made me laugh :-)
Chee hoo! :)
I'll take naked Natasha over Ripley anyday
The tide is turning
Final Destination (2000)I'm almost sure it's just a coincidence.
Wins the day!!
The Craft (1996):Fairuza Balk less behaved than my baby.
Blood Rage (1987) Want a Louise Lasser/Kendall shared universe.
Wish Upon (2017)Ryan Phillippe makes Kenny G sound good.
Get Out (2017)Both sides were equally at fault. Sad.
This will be hard to top.
Okay. We can give up and go home. He wins the month.
Poltergeist (1982)You moved the clown, not the bodies?!
CandymanThis film’s racial politics are... what, exactly?
The Tomb of Ligeia (1964): By an immortal cat's desire, possession transpires.
Society (1989)Probably the sexiest thing I've ever seen
You're not wrong, Cade, You're not wrong^also 7 words
Blood Rage (1987)Wait a minute, Is that cranberry sauce?
The Dead (2010, dir. The Ford Brothers)Tagline shoulda been: "We're Ghana eat you!"
Gerald's Game (2017)Unrealistic. Nobody "loses it" for Gugino. Nobody.
Jacob's Ladder (1990)I love how DP's cinematographied in 1990.
The only film permitted to use the "skakey head". It started it and killed it at the same time.
Gerald's Game (2017)Flanagan needs a kick in the balls
Beyond The Gates (2016) Brothers kill their loved ones, then hug.
Hang on, who turns down Brea Grant?
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)Nuns in wheelchair do not feel remorse
Evil Dead (2015)Two severed arms are better than one!
The Curse of Chucky (2013)So MANY endings! Half-expected Samwise to appear!
It's Alive (1974)I blame John P. Ryan's incessant smoking
The Shining (1980) (International Cut)All work and no Scary Movie Month...The Shining (1980) (U.S. Cut)...makes Mikko a dull boy. Something something.
Don't mind if I do!! (takes axe to gut) Ach, I'm bad at this.
Deadgirl (2008)Pus-filled bullet hole? Gonna fuck it.
This made me laugh out loud.
Motel Hell (1980) Rory Calhoun. Wolfman Jack. Together at last!
The Fog (1980)"Scene" it once, then watch it more.
Incarnate (2016)I just got a thing for Melisandre
Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008)Never just act when you can overact.
IT (2017)Pennywise, still more trustworthy than Victor Salva...
Frankenstein (1931)Abnormal brain installed, next step the presidency.
WishmasterAdam Riske made me do it again
(Pumps fist in the air)
I’m not falling for it again this year, Riske, I’m not.
Disturbing Behavior 1998Got the worst out of the way.
Damn yeah, I own this but never feel like actually watching it
I get it, but let's not forget that William Sadler cliff scene. So insane it almost makes up for the the other 83 minutes.
Gerald's Game (2017, dir. Mike Flanagan)Reminded me of Neon Demon, weirdly enough.
Blood Rage (1987) Wait, she’s Todd too? Am I Todd?
LOL! The dangerous side effects of too much floor corn.
Too much floor corn brings a mother’s scorn!
Nice! What does door corn bring?
Dwelling (2016)Can't make jokes when nobody'll see this.
An American Werewolf in London (1981, first time)Jaws:the ocean::American Werewolf:porno theaters
Graveyard Shift (1990)Stephen Macht's accent. Were screen tests done?
Gerald's Game (2017) Gerald's (put some skin in the) Game
XX (2017) - Night of the Living Dead...at Christmas?!
Wishmaster (1997)Tammy Lauren: When giving 1000% isn't enough.
She definitely did not find her stillness
Blood Rage (1987) w/FTHISMOVIE CommentaryI love floor corn with cranberry shirt.
Blood RageHe's a lunatic. Lunatic on the floor.
Nightmare City (1980)Did I get oatmeal on my face?
Gerald's Game (2017)You're only made of heavy handed exposition!
Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)Open chest cavity or Mary Poppin's purse?
Just finished same film, perfect comments timing Fuck that autopsy shit, I'm getting cremated
The ShiningKubrick's hidden message? Artists desperately need deadlines.
Jack Frost (1996)Where'd the carrot go? ... oh ... oh no
Gerald's Game (2017)What's better than one Gugino? Two Guginos
Gerald's Game (2017)Cabins in the woods are happy places.
Society (1989)Not Horror. More a Class-based Thriller.
Get Out (2017)Dear white people, you'll never be cool
Dead Silence (2007)Does anyone know Jeff Dunham's mailing address?
Ghostwatch (1992) on ShudderKeep an eye on the red curtains.
Cult of Chucky (2013)Mmmm this chili is so amazing
HA! What did you put in the chili?...now watch me chew for a full minute.
The Tingler When Vincent Price says scream, you scream.
The Tingler (1959)Vincent Price takes LSD? Sign me up.
Night of the Seagulls (1975)Question; Why aren't the horses also skeletons?
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)Hooper does movie with Hoosiers star Hopper.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)What? A library website research scene? BLESSED.
Gerald's GameThe dad was the kid from E.T.?
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)Starting off light, with some goth topic.
The Burning (1981) w/FTHISMOVIE CommentaryIf Jardiah exists that bush grabbed it.
Sleepaway Camp (1983) w/FTHISMOVIE CommentaryHoly shit that bush has advance Jardiah.
Holy shit JB! You're right that mustache continuity is crazy blatant. How did I miss this??
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)“Barbecue made human.... I mean humane! Shit.”
The Faculty (1998)Please watch this instead of "Disturbing Behavior"
Mother! (2017) - All movies are improved by exclamation points.
This made me laugh
Fright Night (1985) Very nice man attacked at home. Sad!
Tourist Trap (1979) Needs more Andrew McCarthy and Kim Cattrall.
Haha that one is awesome
who Saw Her Die? (1972)James Bond is a terrible father.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)What is the polar opposite of subtext?
Flatliners (2017):Does this count as a scary movie?
The Grudge (2004)Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Tenebre (1982)Probably still on John Saxon's sizzle reel.
Life (2017)Cool, a Ryan Reynold movie ... oops, nevermind.
The Curse of Frankenstein (1957):Acquiring knowledge, death is a small price...
Berberian Sound Studio (2012)Someone pay for the man's flights already!
haha! I love this movie.
Home (2016) Frickin' teenagers and their frickin' exorcism rituals.
The Burbs ('89)Hyper vigilant neighborhood watch husband's wet dream.
Death Spa (1989)Ken Foree dressed as a genie? Sold!
Gerald's Game (2017)Who wants to sit on Daddy's lap?
Killer Workout (1987) When are leopard print leotards coming back?
Get Out (2017)I would've watched it a THIRD time.
Dead Ringers (1988)Reminded me a lot of Reserved Seating.
I always knew that you and Rob will one day share a similar fate
Get Out (2017)Alternate ending? Where the white people win?
Halloween 3: Season of the witchTom Atkins: Fuck first, ask age later
Full Moon of the Virgins a.k.a. The Devil's Wedding Night (1973)Twins run afoul of Vampires and virgins.
Soul Survivors (2001) Expected goth rave party scene, got one.
Bride of Chucky (1998):Maybe a good guy, but Chucky fucks.
Blood Rage (1987) (With FTM commentary)Floor corn is this years Dick Shadow.
I understand the seven word limitation but let's not forget door corn and cranberry shirt. :) Ironically The Burning Commentary has corn water. So great 80's slashers really need corn in some fashion. Also a shout out to Mike for his "Throw the baby in the cabinets" is a spectacular round about reference to the corn hole.
Spooky Buddies (2011)(piano riff) AwOOO! Scare woofs of boredom.
I have to strongly disagree with this Zevon-themed criticism. Did you not see the buddies defeat the demon dog by farting on it, or Harland Williams riding a broom like a hoverboard?? Focus, Asperschlager!
Demon Knight (1995) Dir. Ernest DickersonI think Willy had the right idea.
Slumber Party Massacre (1982)Get your damn "tool" away from them!
The Void (2016)Tentacle monsters should be sexy not scary
Dracula (1931)I really want Van Helsing's dope glasses.
The Host (2006)Giant monster isn't as bad as government.
Phantasm (1979) Man lifts coffin, leads to home invasion.
Black Sunday (1960)Vampire finally executed after 200-year rain delay.
Fright Night (1985)Amy's cute but vampire Amy is SOMETHING.
Phoenix Forgotten (2017)Actually, forgettable found footage from fake 90s.
The Fourth Kind (2009)Terrible choice to start Scary Movie Month
Frankenstein (1931)Actually, his father is called Frankenstein's Asshole.
Raw (2016)I remember Eddie Murphy being much funnier.
The Midnight Hour (1985) "I'm DEAD! You're DYIN'! Everybody's gettin' DEAD!"
Gerald's Game (2017)Dying to read that dog's Yelp review.
Little Monsters (1989)My kids were awestruck seeing AGT judge.
Son of Dracula (1943)Stop the Press! Alucard is Dracula backwards!
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)It's finally time to pay my respects.
Prom Night IV: Deliver Us From Evil (1992)Was this filmed on a car phone?
The Pendulum & The Pit (1961) Poe, Price, pendulums, pits, that’s alotta p’s!
That movie RULES. I love it so much!
Dracula (1931)Hey, this Stoker guy ripped off Nosferatu!
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)Don't tell mom the baby sitter's slashed.
Funeral Home AKA Cries In the Night (1980)Terrible police force, even worse concierge service.
Get Out (2017)Being John Malkovich for the horror fans.
The Awakening (2011)Don't pick at it, don't pick... shit!
Fright Night (1985)I’d do the Dirty Dance with Dandrige.
It Comes At NightI’m still waiting for It to come.
Torture Garden (1967)Tales from the Crypt with greener thumb.
WNUF Halloween Special (2013)I would watch most of those shows.
I got Shudder and I'm looking forward to checking out WNUF....or perhaps WSMM :)
Salem's Lot (1979)New antique shop features murder and layaway
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)This may just be a PETA campaign.
Evil Dead 2 (1987)The most fun any actor ever had.
The Spirit (2008)I mistook "horror" for "horrible." My bad.
Fright Night Part 2 (1989)... where Charlie still struggles to get laid.
Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy (1955)Not as funny as Tom Cruise version.