The Porno Zombies (1978, dir. Claude Pierson) aka Naked Lovers aka Starship Eros aka The Girl in the Fur Coat A more accurate title: "Hairy Butthole Graveyard".
This is a great, and as far as I know, underseen, Tarkovsky-esque Polish masterpiece about possessed nuns with a feeling akin to Ken Russell's The Devils, Viy, Hour of the Wolf, or yeah, even Andrei Rublev and The Passion of Joan of Arc. Highly recommended!
Stir of Echoes 2: The Homecoming (2007, dir. Ernie Barbarash)
ReplyDeleteRob Lowe suffers Post Traumatic Ghost Disorder.
Bats: Human Harvest (2007, dir. Jamie Dixon)
ReplyDeletePollyanna McIntosh vs. mutant bats 'n' spetsnaz!
DREAM HOME (2010)
ReplyDeleteReal estate acquisition can become very bloody.
This is definitely a different type of Hong Kong film.
Life (2017, Dir: Daniel Espinosa)
ReplyDeleteTwist theory: Rebecca Ferguson needed a holiday.
The Porno Zombies (1978, dir. Claude Pierson)
ReplyDeleteaka Naked Lovers aka Starship Eros aka The Girl in the Fur Coat
A more accurate title: "Hairy Butthole Graveyard".
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ReplyDeleteBarbeau role is like recent Bruce Willis.
ReplyDeleteThe Fog (1980) :)
DeleteDay of the Dead (1985)
ReplyDeleteZombies more handsy than Harvey Weinstein. Topical!
Wishmaster (1997)
ReplyDeleteI'd rather do djinner and a movie.
Omg. How did we miss this pun?! Nice work!
DeleteDamn that's good
DeleteDo you wish you could be Netflix and chilling? (Cut to Daniel in a block of ice)
DeleteFinal Destination (2000)
ReplyDeleteThe sequel: Candyman and Death teaming up.
May (2002)
ReplyDeleteBetter than Adam Sandler's Jack and Jill.
Well... obviously. lol
DeleteIt Follows
ReplyDeleteGirl in doorway. THAT GUY'S WICKED TALL!
Pet Sematary (1989)
ReplyDeleteDon't let your child play in traffic.
Hostel (2005)
ReplyDeleteKeep an eye out for Jay Hernandez.
The Clinic (2010)
ReplyDeleteWho HASN’T woken up in a bathtub?
Final Destination (2003)
ReplyDeletehmmm no teamup between Candyman and Death.
Monster Squad (1987)
ReplyDeleteTrump sundownin' sounds exactly like Frankenstein Noonan
Billy Club (2013)
ReplyDeleteBudget baseball slasher can't hit home run.
Escape From New York (1981)
ReplyDeleteDonald Pleasence does heavy foreshadowing as President.
The Addams Family (1991)
ReplyDeleteYou've got to hand it to Thing.
Evil Dead (2013)
ReplyDeleteTurkey is a dish best served cold.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
ReplyDeleteMichael Myers could have stopped those commercial
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeletePerfect imitation of a seven word review
This review has no tooth fillings
Delete(I’m obviously referring to the remake/prequel)
The Belko Experiment (2016)
ReplyDeleteCounter recommendation when coworkers suggest Office Space.
Little Evil (2017)
ReplyDeleteLiteral Antichrist stepchild but stepfather's still awkward.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)
ReplyDeleteGive me things like this more please.
The Others (2001)
ReplyDeleteWith Kidman for eternity? Grab the pillow.
With Kidman for Eternity. Get me Tissues
DeleteHouse on Haunted Hill (1959)
ReplyDeleteSome movies hold up through decades, others...
haha This movie is a wonderful time capsule.
DeleteThe Addiction (1995)
ReplyDeleteEvil forces collide, vampires and philosophy students.
Devil’s Candy:
ReplyDeleteHave we never heard of headphones before?
She Killed In Ecstasy (1971)
ReplyDeletePlastic pillows? Only practical for stylish murder.
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DeleteRevenge is better with a groovy soundtrack.
DeleteWrong Turn 4
ReplyDeleteFollow Yellow Line, munch on nubs
-Mickey from Michigan
Hatchet III (2013)
ReplyDeleteVictor Crowley. Gentleman. Recluse. Axe Wielding Madman.
Monster Dog (1984)
ReplyDeleteWerewolves + Alice Cooper should be better.
or
Alice Cooper is hairier than the werewolf.
The Witch (2015)
ReplyDeleteI pray thee, don't trust the goat.
Some Kind of Hate (2015)
ReplyDeleteHey, where's Eric Stoltz and Lea Thompson?
The Craft. after podcast.
ReplyDeleteAlejandra where are your comments?
We're waiting.....
The Craft
ReplyDeleteHomework for listening to new episode while delivering this weekend
I too came to the world of podcasts because of delivering. Former Papa John's driver, you?
DeleteNot Papa John’s, small place in Florida, nice to meet you!
DeleteMother Joan of the Angels (1961, dir. Jerzy Kawalerowicz)
ReplyDeleteIncredible! The Devils, as directed by Bergman.
This is a great, and as far as I know, underseen, Tarkovsky-esque Polish masterpiece about possessed nuns with a feeling akin to Ken Russell's The Devils, Viy, Hour of the Wolf, or yeah, even Andrei Rublev and The Passion of Joan of Arc. Highly recommended!
DeleteTales of Halloween (2015)
ReplyDeleteTen tricky treats to terrify twist tweakers.
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ReplyDeleteGet Out (2017)
ReplyDeleteIt is even better. Second time around.
A Dark Song (2016)
ReplyDeleteThe ending just doesn't work for me.
Bound to Vengeance (2015)
ReplyDeleteI'm bound to never watch this again.
The Monster Squad (1987)
ReplyDeleteBiggest monster of them all? Jason Hervey.
Beyond the Gates (2016)
ReplyDeleteVCR games have the most complicated rules.
Scare Campaign (2016)
ReplyDeleteWhat a twist! What a twist! What...
Little Dead Riding Hood (2016)
ReplyDeletePress play and... OMG it's Marina Sirtis!
The Word (2013)
ReplyDeleteBlind watch on Prime, waste of time.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
ReplyDeleteSecond only to Kershaw in killer hooks
Devil's Candy
ReplyDeleteDoes that guy only know one chord?
The Evil Eye (1963)
ReplyDeleteJohn Saxson's charades game is on point.
Demonic (2014)
ReplyDeleteFrank Grillo makes bad films more watchable.
Return of the Living Dead (1985)
ReplyDeleteDancing naked in cemeteries: only the 80's!
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1998)
ReplyDeleteThe Original "Under the Skin." Amiright? ...anyone?
House on Sorority Row (1983)
ReplyDeleteThat poor waterbed was the first victim.
Dead Ringers (1988)
ReplyDeletePretty sure there's another brother; Hans Gruber.
The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
ReplyDeleteChoose your destructor's form. Choose and perish.
Gerald’s Game
ReplyDeleteGreat start. They struggle keeping it up
Gerald's game (2017)
ReplyDeleteEnough with the Dolores Clairborne references already!
Q: The Winged Serpent (1982)
ReplyDeleteWanted: Window-washer. No fear of heights, Komodo-chickens.
Blood Rage with FThisMovie! commentary
ReplyDeleteI want to go back 82 minutes.
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)
ReplyDeleteWritten as parody shot as garbage instead.
Parasite (1982)
ReplyDeleteCall it a parasite, still a puppet.
Torment (2013)
ReplyDeleteBe nice Canadians, shame on you furries.
The Void (2016)
ReplyDelete"Thats on way to cure a headache."
Got another one...
Delete"Clive Barkers: Void Raiser 2: Void Bound."
The Fury of the Wolf Man (1972)
ReplyDeleteMind-controlled Naschy turns wife into Naschywolf
The Mist (2007)
ReplyDeleteI think I'll stick with Whole Foods.
When a Stranger Calls (1979)
ReplyDeleteWhy haven’t you checked on the children?
The Willies (1990)
ReplyDeleteThis one tried my patience a bit
Frankenhooker
ReplyDeleteWomen’s body parts are objectified by man.
The Masque of the Red Death
ReplyDeletePrice’s Prince Prospero presents pretty, pernicious party
The Prowler
ReplyDelete...pair of boots, government issued; one pitchfork...
Pet Sematary Two (1992)
ReplyDeleteIn which Clancy Brown goes full Highlander.
Hellraiser (1987)
ReplyDeleteWhat monster puts on pants before skin?
The Bad Seed (1956)
ReplyDeletePenmanship competitions are deathly important to children.
The Fall of the House of Usher (1960): Fiancée began my nightmares. Price; my dreams.
ReplyDeleteWishmaster (1997): Wishing destruction activity leads to his captivity.
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ReplyDeleteWhat's Adams favorite cocktail? Djinn and Tonic.
Oooooooohhhhhhhh!!!!! Lol
DeleteTop notch
DeleteInner Demon (2014)
ReplyDeleteThis one won Palm D’Snore at Snoozefest!
The Craft (1996)
ReplyDeleteYes, revisited because of podcast. Always good.
Friday the 13th (1980)
ReplyDeleteCouldn't wait for tomorrow. Horror movie pizza.
Nice! So then chocolate stains tomorrow?
DeleteBeyond the Gates (2016)
ReplyDeleteBeautiful Barbara Bewitches boys into the Beyond
Cabin in the Woods
ReplyDeleteAll those monsters and no Djinn? Disappointing.
Ooh. Riske will definetly like this one
DeleteNosferatu: Phantom der Nacht (1979)
ReplyDeleteKlaus Kinski is one really freaky dude.
Werewolf: The Beast Among Us (2012)
ReplyDeleteNot what you’d call a high pedigree.
I, Madman (1989)
ReplyDeleteThat’s what reading to much will do.
The Night Stalker (1972)
ReplyDeleteStill not convinced it was a vampire.
Christine (1983)
ReplyDeleteEveryone quickly accepts a car is evil.