Sunday, October 15, 2017

2017 Scary Movie Challenge: Day 15


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  1. Dark Waters (1993)

    Plot? Barely even know. Imagery? HELL YES.

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  2. Child's Play (1988)

    That stupid kid was such a liar.

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  3. Child's Play 2 (1990)

    Bud the Chud hates his adopted children.

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  4. Child's Play 3 (1991)

    His superpower was mailing himself to places.

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  5. The Craft (1996)

    Skeet, Breckin, Fairuza, Neve...these aren't names.

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  6. The House of the Devil (2009)

    Always say you are the babysitter. Always!

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  7. A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

    This is bullshit. Freddy didn't rap once.

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  8. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

    Nine movie marathon concludes with badass finale!

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    1. Nine? Nice work. I managed 5 one day but then had the urge to watch only stupid comedies for the next 2 days.

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  9. Orphan (2009, Dir: Juame Collet-Serra)

    Adults grow down so fast these days.

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  10. The Fog (2005)

    Better when just angry ghost leper Pirates

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  11. The Resident (2011)

    If it’s on Shudder it’s horror right??????

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  12. Hellmaster (1992)

    Clive Barker better summon new cenobite, LawsuitHead.

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  13. The Babysitter (2017)
    He ruined Mad Men? He should die.

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  14. Better Watch Out (2017)
    He watched Home Alome WAY too much.

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  15. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
    Girl jumps from tower, my children laugh

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  16. Saw (2004)

    In Tobin's voice: "Get on the see-saw!"

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  17. Ouija:Origin of Evil (2016)

    Projector "cigarette burns" were a nice touch.

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  18. Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)

    In space before Jason or the Leprechaun.

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  19. Don’t Breathe 2016

    A dangerous game of Don’t Wake Daddy

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  20. Saw 2 (2005)

    Or "Oh, don't do that" the movie.

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  21. Last Woman on Earth (1960)

    How Corman affords his tropical beach vacation.

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  22. Happy Death Day

    Tree, just wait until your next Birthday!

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  23. Torso (1973)

    More cleavage than Andy Dufresne's rock collection.

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  24. Black Sabbath (1963)

    Drop of Water corpse lady? Would bang.

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  25. Iced (1988)

    Cheesy soap opera, occasionally interrupted by slasher.

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  26. The Sentinel

    I shouldn’t watch terrible movies before bedtime.

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  27. WolfCop (2014)

    Best werewolf sex scene? I'd do him.

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  28. 47 Meters Down (2017)

    The third act ran out of air.

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  29. The House on Haunted Hill (1959)

    Defines tedium, except for Mr. Vincent Price

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    1. Urban Legend (1998)

      Sometimes we need visual aids to understand...

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  31. Idle Hands (1999)
    Mick and Pnub - the best guardians angels

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  33. Society (1989)

    Charles Lucia's audition for Oliver Stone's Trump

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  34. Cherry Falls (2000)

    When USA Network was racier than cinema.

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  35. Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 (1986)

    Admittedly makes every other Leatherface incarnation misguided

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  36. Happy Death Day (2017)

    So much fucking fun. Like, no, really.

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  37. Bound to Vengeance (2015)

    Predictable and interesting? Don't know if good...

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  38. Thinner (1996)

    Damn that mob boss was hands on.

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  39. Tales from the Hood (1995)

    The Devil personally welcomes everyone into Hell.

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  40. What We Do in the Shadows (2014)

    Mom was visiting. Needed something relatively inoffensive.

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  41. Happy Death Day

    After a tough week, I needed this movie.

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  42. Ghosts of Mars (2001)

    More Dissolve. No Even more. MAXIMUM Dissolve.

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  43. Jennifer's Body (2009)

    Indie band makes it to generic status.

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  44. The Dark Half (1993)

    Hope "bird justice" satisfies murder victims' families

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  45. Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)

    Terry is best Pet Detective until Ace

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  46. Lifeforce (1985)

    This was another case of functional nudity.

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  47. Mother's day


    Bousman Saw the hand rocking the cradle

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  48. The Babysitter (2017)

    So Netflix original horror patented this aesthetic?

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  49. Teeth (2007)

    A.K.A. The Massacre of the One-eyed snakes

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  50. Damnation Alley (1977)

    Want sequels Tarnation Alley and Consarnit Alley.

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  51. Pet Sematary (1989)

    Victor Pascow spinoff movie: Ghost Truck Turner.

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  52. The Babysitter (2017)

    Don't use open front door. That's stupid.

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  53. Final Destination (2000)

    Who knew that Rube Goldberg was Death?

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  54. The Unborn (2009)

    Glory hole full of bugs, go figure.

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  55. Don't Kill It (2016)

    Demons vs nets. Nets with the upset.

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    He-man and Evil Lynn have surprising reunion.

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  56. Cube (1997)
    Six prisons in prisoners in a prison

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  57. Happy Death Day (2017)

    Groundhog Day with more slaying and cupcakes.

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  58. Tales From the Hood (1995)

    We desperately need an Adam Riske commentary.

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  59. Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell (2001): This has 2001 written all over it.

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  60. Brain Damage (1988)

    That was pretty sick, but still fun.

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  61. The Funhouse (1981)

    Wait, carnivals have stripper tents in them?

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  62. Sequence Break (2017)

    Up, down, left, right, up, down, dead.

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  63. Phenomena (1985)

    A great case of deus ex monkey-a.

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  64. The Marsupials: The Howling III (1987)

    Need more werewolf ballerinas in my life.

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  65. We Go On (2016)

    Appreciate the effort, just wasn't feeling it.

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  66. Cube 2: Hypercube (2003)
    Poor FXs don't make a great Hypercube

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  67. Lake Placid (1999)

    Thoughts of Betty White's dick: Lake Flaccid

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  68. Cube Zero (2004)

    I wanna go back... To the original.

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  69. Dracula/Horror of Dracula (1958)

    The extra thirty seconds make difference alot.

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  70. The Sixth Sense (1999)

    If Willis has hair, performed with care.

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  71. WISH UPON (2017)

    Wished for a unintentional comedy...died laughing.

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  72. Kingdom of the Spiders (1977)

    Tell me, is it the black leg??

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  73. Monster House (2006) with the kids

    Polar Express animation makes it far creepier.

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  74. In the Mouth of Madness (1994)

    Not at all a crowd pleaser. Sad.

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  75. Frankenhooker (1990)

    Wanna date? Going out? Got any money?

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  76. The Babysitter (2017)

    So much fun, had us in stitches

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  77. Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)

    Glad it didn’t go all Dead Girl

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  78. When a Stranger Calls (2006)

    Female lead seriously lacks balls, villain worse.

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  79. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978)

    I wasn't expecting much, but yikes.

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  80. Urban Legend (1998)

    I really would like some Pop Rocks.

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  81. Corpse Bride (2005)

    I'm looking for more recommendations from Rosie.

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  82. Friday the 13th Part III - Dir. Steve Miner

    It's not that scar- AHH! 3D JOINT!

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  83. A Dark Song (2017) - The Irish-ginger Daniel Stern as an occultist.

    Forgiveness. It is more than saying sorry.

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  84. The Howling VII: New Moon Rising (1995)

    How'd we get from Dante to this?

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  85. Sadako vs Kayako (2016)

    Jason Voorhees vs Freddy Krueger, asian style.

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  86. Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)

    Cenobite Terri looks like a female Kurgan.

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  87. Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

    Swan's sidekick = Ricky from Trailer Park Boys

    One order of fried Beef, coming up!

    I wonder what DePalma's favorite color is...

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  88. The Bye Bye Man (2017)

    New generation's Elm Street.

    New generation sucks.

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  89. The Babysitter (2017)

    Don't tell mom the babysitter's a satanist.

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  90. The Final Destination

    Are there crossing guards in this universe?

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  91. The Craft (1996)
    If remade, Nancy'll want a bigger butt.

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  92. Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)

    That club looks like an S&M Portillos.

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  93. I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)

    Who Did I Do Last Summer? (1998)

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  94. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)

    Still Don’t Remember Who I Did. (1999)

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  95. Poltergeist (1982)

    Truly some of the director's best work.

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  96. The Curse of the Werewolf (1961)

    Great Oliver Reed performance, even better makeup.

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  97. Stir of Echoes (1999)

    Need a mystery solved? Just add Bacon.

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  98. Scream 2 (1997)

    It’s just a mask. Fight back, people!

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